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englishmart:
I once met a girl in a cab, I collected her contact and within days we started going out. Since we used the same route and closed the same, we thought it wise to always meet at the bus stop and take a cab together. For like 2 weeks we were doing this, I was the financier of the transportation fare, which was about #600 then. Sometimes she will call me to get her Nutri milk and snacks. Imagine paying 6h +250 almost daily. I was practically suffering and smiling, drunk in love like Beyonce and Jay Z. Mine was stupidity and naivety at play. The craziest of all was that I even borrow if need be. One day I lied to her that my closing time had changed from 5pm to 7:30 pm- she protested and was very unhappy as if it was something I could influence. 3 days later she quit her job. End of a magaring.
Some girls have no conscience, whatsoever. The experience makes me annoyed each time I remember

Yankiss:
Women rule the world. Men only pretend to be head. We did CUNTless foolish things in the hazy days to impress ladies. Then guy man wise up now. Writing them here na thrash

SoNature:
Zilch

Only stupid guys try to impress girls.

I always tell guys to always work on yourself and chase your dreams.

When you are on the pathway to succes, the opposite sex will know and will always want to be friends with you.

I stopped trying to impress people when I became self-employed...

I don't owe anyone to impress them and they don't owe me to impress me either

Poloyanabo1:
Men rule the world...most of these women that you think rule the world are just objects of satisfaction and pleasure, they get used and dumped....
Not all men share this your foolishness

Poloyanabo1:
Why did she quit?
to become fully dependent on you?
Ayam not understanding!

uboma:
This got me laughing out loud.

A lady I tripped for back in the days wanted me to attend her church and participate fully in their church activities.

I declined and she hated me for it. Wetin concern church with love things?

englishmart:
she quit because she couldn't continue the job. I dodged her already na

Blaze212:
I rented an apartment for her in school, took care of her feeding, bought her textbooks paid for all her assignments, single handedly sponsored her project, bought her numerous phones for her, her mum, her dad and her kid bro sponsored her sister's trip overseas.....but Las Las her father called me to leave his daughter alone dat am not compatible with his daughter, her sister came back to Nigeria without calling me to thank me till date and she has married another bobo.....isn't loving a lady a fools game ??

Randy100:
you never wanted her kpekus.

morley411:
Turned to a painter, Painted her whole room, I wan die that day I just pretended

Brunicekid:
If this is true, then you should have really learnt A LOT.

uboma:
I valued my time more.

zoezoelogistics:
Bros you didn’t have a good adviser. What a waste of resources. SMH

Chibuchris:
The highest impress I can do is to show you care by calling, crack jokes and flatter you. Only when you are my sweet heart I can impress you with surprises, not necessarily gift like preparing breakfast before she wakes up. give her warm bath not the one you will finish the girl with ebongi inside bathroom ooo, just bath only, then lay her down on the bed cuddle her and just joke and laugh till she sleeps. I also impress her by Helping her find solutions or give her ideas to solve her problems business /school wise. She is always happy and glad .

Blaze212:
I rented an apartment for her in school, took care of her feeding, bought her textbooks paid for all her assignments, single handedly sponsored her project, bought her numerous phones for her, her mum, her dad and her kid bro sponsored her sister's trip overseas.....but Las Las her father called me to leave his daughter alone dat am not compatible with his daughter, her sister came back to Nigeria without calling me to thank me till date and she has married another bobo.....isn't loving a lady a fools game ??

Sniper101:
My ex once told me how a guy once tried this style on her with hopes that she'll be impressed...

According to her, he's been asking her out so she decided to pay him a visit, for the first time.
Some minutes after she got to his place, dude decided to go take a shower, came out with a towel around his waist and BOOM...he knowingly dropped the towel in front of her, revealing his very massive gbola, hoping it will "impress" her & turn her on. Lol.

She said she practically ran out of his apartment within minutes cos she's always been scared of big pricks.
{ur story up there made me have a rethink about how that her own incident might have ACTUALLY PLAYED OUT. Lol.}



PS: back to the matter at hand.

In my Uni days, a certain very handsome fair complexion lodge mate of mine who was a known Player, confided in me that the best way to impress a lady is in bed.
Till date, I don't joke with that advice.


Correct guy

morley411:
Turned to a painter, Painted her whole room, I wan die that day I just pretended

Jobminister:
Am serious ooh, since people are lying up and down hear claiming what they did not do.

Now let me tell you what happened to me yesterday: on a serious note

I bought two giant croaker fish barbecue yesterday for a girl 4k each, she told me she will take one to her mum and eat one in the bar there with me, so I gave her money to go and pay for the fish, na so the girl carry the two fish comot, when I call, she told me that she is coming that she want to take her mum own for her and come back.

After sometimes she could not pick my calls again, so today she was begging me that she took the two fish to meet her uncle that he was doing birth day.

You know what, the girl took those two fish to meet another man (not any uncle) for them to enjoy and left me.

Am still in total shock, thinking of what to do to her. Guys please help out on what to do to this girl.

kelvinrhs:
This one is the funniest

Your case get grade lol

Nnemuka:
fallacy
He was in love
quit with the investment bullshit

illicit:
I usually lie to impress them

Jobminister:
Am serious ooh, since people are lying up and down hear claiming what they did not do.

Now let me tell you what happened to me yesterday: on a serious note

I bought two giant croaker fish barbecue yesterday for a girl 4k each, she told me she will take one to her mum and eat one in the bar there with me, so I gave her money to go and pay for the fish, na so the girl carry the two fish comot, when I call, she told me that she is coming that she want to take her mum own for her and come back.

After sometimes she could not pick my calls again, so today she was begging me that she took the two fish to meet her uncle that he was doing birth day.

You know what, the girl took those two fish to meet another man (not any uncle) for them to enjoy and left me.

Am still in total shock, thinking of what to do to her. Guys please help out on what to do to this girl.

Deka10:
Walked 8km to just go and see my crush house, without talking to her