Questions Nigeria Will Start Asking Google This January - Romance

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Questions Nigeria Will Start Asking Google This January by RapistOnBail(op): 6:46am On Dec 31, 2019

Every December, Nigerians throw caution to the wind and go all out for Detty December. Partee after partee! Standing all night long, popping bottles, and screaming the lyrics to Davido’s “Risky” until their voices match his own.

And then January comes strolling along with empty accounts and terrible regrets. This, folks, is what Nigerians call the '94 Days of Broke January'.

In these 94 days, Nigerians will begin to ask Google all the questions they can't ask their fellow human beings because of shame. Today, we will be giving you all those questions.

1. Can I use my neighbour's dog for money ritual?

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Re: Questions Nigeria Will Start Asking Google This January by RapistOnBail(op): 6:49am On Dec 31, 2019

2. Can I trek From Bariga to Lekki the whole of January and not die?

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Re: Questions Nigeria Will Start Asking Google This January by MrWTF(m): 6:54am On Dec 31, 2019*

3.

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Re: Questions Nigeria Will Start Asking Google This January by MrWTF(m): 6:56am On Dec 31, 2019*

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Re: Questions Nigeria Will Start Asking Google This January by MrWTF(m): 6:58am On Dec 31, 2019*

Cc. Lalasticlala. Mynd44.

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Re: Questions Nigeria Will Start Asking Google This January by MrWTF(m): 6:59am On Dec 31, 2019*

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Re: Questions Nigeria Will Start Asking Google This January by MrWTF(m): 7:01am On Dec 31, 2019*

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Re: Questions Nigeria Will Start Asking Google This January by MrWTF(m): 7:03am On Dec 31, 2019

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Re: Questions Nigeria Will Start Asking Google This January by helinues: 7:12am On Dec 31, 2019*

Business with N120... Hahahhaha

January is only hard for those;

Who didn't hustle smartly before the previous year
Who spent lavishly on Dec just to impress/oppress friends and family

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Re: Questions Nigeria Will Start Asking Google This January by Nobody: 7:17am On Dec 31, 2019

Hahahaha
. funny questions

Can I sell my father's house without him disowning you cheesy

no he will embrace you back with more love

Which kind of business can I start with 120.... I think Hawking pure water it is not capital intensive, a bag of pure water cost just #50 so it will be more than enough sef cheesy

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Re: Questions Nigeria Will Start Asking Google This January by MrWTF(m): 7:41am On Dec 31, 2019

helinues:
Business with N120... Hahahhaha

January is only hard for those;

Who didn't hustle smartly before the previous year
Who spent lavishly on Dec just to impress friends and family

Re: Questions Nigeria Will Start Asking Google This January by MJBOLT: 7:55am On Dec 31, 2019

number 3 and 8 mad o

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Re: Questions Nigeria Will Start Asking Google This January by MJBOLT: 7:56am On Dec 31, 2019

a bag of pure water is 100 naira in my location

virgoquin:
Hahahaha
. funny questions

Can I sell my father's house without him disowning you no he will embrace you back with more love

Which kind of business can I start with 120.... I think Hawking pure water it is not capital intensive, a bag of pure water cost just #50 so it will be more than enough sef

Re: Questions Nigeria Will Start Asking Google This January by Nobody: 11:10am On Dec 31, 2019

MJBOLT:
a bag of pure water is 100 naira in my location

Then they can start with half bag grin

Re: Questions Nigeria Will Start Asking Google This January by praz001(m): 12:28pm On Dec 31, 2019

Also

Where can I get a loan of 2k... I promise to pay back with 500% interest come 31st January.. grin

Re: Questions Nigeria Will Start Asking Google This January by praz001(m): 12:30pm On Dec 31, 2019

150 from atm machine will be the most...... grin

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