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RisenPhoenix:
Borrowing my father's car and driver to be dropping her wherever she wanted to go; including her primary boyfriend's house. I never eventually got to sleep with her, only her sister.

Before you abuse me, I was only 15/16. That was the last time I ever attempted to 'love' any girl.

I am at least grateful that due to that experience, I picked up on the right way to do things with girls. I just let them do the chasing.

So you had sex with her sister who should be around 13/14 at that time?

Nairaland guys are rich oo
I'm seeing nigga paying girls apartment fee
School feels
Buying iphone x mas
Na wa o

TallPck1:
Are you on WhatsApp ?

Yes

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TOPCRUISE:
Leave me alone o. I am currently in pains.

u no go kuku kee person with laughter, u mean say u av not healed? Dis one weak me o

zimdante:
Leave matter, na so I form hard man come go fight agbero because I wan impress my babe da year,the kind blow wey I chop that day, my mouth no fit mouth am.

I just dey laugh anyhow ni o, upon seeing dis

morley411:
Turned to a painter, Painted her whole room, I wan die that day I just pretended

ah, u b good guy, no worry, God reward u, but if u no paint am who go help you paint am, se na me?

last time I did anything like impressing a female was sec school..



All I did was wear my ripped jeans Xmas cloth, when she told me she would come to my house during the weekend.

she always loved guys that dresses like a big boy "in her words ".

realokopi:
I was chatting with this particular lady that I wanted to f*ck. She said all want from her is just sex so she will not accept me. Then I told her that why would I invite her just for sex that if it's sex I want then the 10k I have in my mind to give her I can use it to f*ck plenty ashawo. Immediately I mentioned 10k,the babe change mouth ooo . She said she will come the nxt day and of course she came. I f*ck the living daylight out of her and ended up giving her 8k. And all these while I thought the girl was holy Mary oo.

her name is hannah right

femmyapson:
her name is hannah right

KingAzubuike:
So you had sex with her sister who should be around 13/14 at that time?

Lol. I wish, but no. I went out with her sister when we met up years later after my admission. Oddly enough, I was no longer interested in the initial object of my 'love' by then. It just reinforced my theory that love as far as men are concerned is just a polite way of saying irresistible juvenile konji of the moment.

[quote author=Yxxx post=85357102][/quote]Actually we are no more together because of our genotype, she was the one for me but nature choose to kill our dreams together,

TeafahScents:
Yes

Your # pls

There's no need to impress a woman. If a woman reject you, rejoice for a finer one will come your way later.

Don't be too eager for sex

If you have a good apartment and some coins in your pocket, believe me, na you go run for girls taya.

KingAzubuike:
So you had sex with her sister who should be around 13/14 at that time?

both are minors

No ooooo .... What makes you think her name is Hannah??

femmyapson:
her name is hannah right

ymstar:
I just dey laugh anyhow ni o, upon seeing dis

Lol na true story o my brother

Nnemuka:
hmmm No homo and you are liking a man? Are you bottom or top? send him a PM already

.. what is your own.. face front aunty Ha

pocohantas:
No insults dear. Post it

Call me out with EVIDENCE. Is that more difficult than the insults you have been typing?

... you call yourself the mistress of evil yet you want him to show evidence if the evil you've done.. aunty park one side jor.

[quote author=Randy100 post=85340771]Going to vigil, where cold and sleep wan kill me for that night. I was later rewarded with kpekus after 6months.
You be real legend

Legionx:
I remember when one of my guys stole his mums bracelet to impress a girl he wan die for

He was like 15 then..

See African magic inside nairaland o!

Chibuchris:
Actually we are no more together because of our genotype, she was the one for me but nature choose to kill our dreams together,

So sad...but you both had good moments together.
A beautiful memory is better than a bad one.
that what counts

Blaze212:
I rented an apartment for her in school, took care of her feeding, bought her textbooks paid for all her assignments, single handedly sponsored her project, bought her numerous phones for her, her mum, her dad and her kid bro sponsored her sister's trip overseas.....but Las Las her father called me to leave his daughter alone dat am not compatible with his daughter, her sister came back to Nigeria without calling me to thank me till date and she has married another bobo.....isn't loving a lady a fools game ??

Na Dundee united u be!

My answer is nothing

I came here to make money

Not distraction

I can't remember any dull moment in my life. I have always love to associate with girls right from my primary school days. I had a lot of adventures. Ladies love to take care of me and do things for me.

My motto was 'always do it to them before they do it to you'

I was using one tekno phone like that, that my sister bought for me....about 13k.....but this babe asked me to buy a phone for her....I obliged, use my school fee to buy her Gionee...25k. When I visited her in calabar, her main guy came and asked her who I was...babe said I was her Cousin. Guyman knew she was lying and left angrily. Minutes later, she told me she was going to the market, not knowing she was going to convince him I was her cousin he doesn't know....and to convince him, kpekus was donated to him again and again.

Some gals will not make heaven!!

The highest i've ever given any gurl is my time... dats all

vincentjk:
About 4months ago a female friend called and lamented she's starving in school and all that so I decided to send her 2k, I delayed for like 2weeks before sending it and she often reply to my WhatsApp status with "where's it" lmao

Sent her the 2k the same day I sent my kid sis in school money as well. My kid sis chatted me up thanking me while the stoopid girl rather reacted to my status immediately she saw the money asking unnecessary questions.

She opened up she saw an alert few hours ago with my name on it and she wants to inquire if i sent it but[b] I said "no, I didn't send any money".[/b] She later got fed up since I wouldn't admit it.

Since August then no chat no talk until few days to Christmas, she told me she'd be visiting this Christmas to come eat my food she's been missing smh... Some girl's are very ungrateful I swear

Eeyah. Might I ask why you denied it? How's our gallant canine friend

okikiosibodu:
Eeyah. Might I ask why you denied it? How's our gallant canine friend

She was trying to create unnecessary fun, asking useless questions thinking it was funny instead of thanking me for the money I sent her, she has a bad character.

Gustaf and Augusto are fine bro, yours?

vincentjk:
She was trying to create unnecessary fun, asking useless questions thinking it was funny instead of thanking me for the money I sent her, she has a bad character.

Gustaf and Augusto are fine bro, yours?

I still don't have canines yet