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Gemini13:
I am not a bro and yes, there is good news from the towers. More will be unveiled today as work resumes fully, Atleast most of our sources will be in unison

Ride on gemini13

Rahl444:
For this forum,na you daft pass .And anybody that reads and likes that your post is next .Otherwise, you should have known that ,that moniker," Number5 "just comes in a blue moon and post...Look at what NNPC have turn people into

You go sabi quarrel well well. It's only a jobless person that can devote time and thought to that bullsh!ț of an epistle.

Sulleymanimam:
MAY YOUR PEN NEVER GET DRY!!!

Amen Amen Amen

Jarrow:
Lol... kudos Number5. That nø10 mad oh. They even want to induce the cancellation themselves.

For no12, Abeg leave Apostle Hooha alone oh. At least if him dey your office, no evil presence or person go survive or tarry.

Lol abi ooh

Gbyms:
Haha. Number 14.
I actually saw this recruitment 3 months before it started. Helped me get onshore on time lol.
I’ve been trying to get actual APL release date but no signal.
Let’s be watching for 20th. Please don’t quote me. I’m herbal

Lol alright my bro, u don't need to stress yourself much, its by the corner and it shall end in smiles

watermelon2020:
Intellectual writing

appreciated

BenFlash:
Chisos!!!

Lwkm... That one deep. The tautology even make am deeper.

Why is it that it is only men that have been providing credible information on this forum whereas i used to believe that ladies are suppose to have legit information than men due to their longer leg. The only men on this forum that have always provided confirmed info on this recruitment are Cavalier, Panalyst, Jarus and Balher. Every other persons with sauces are jokers.

This group make sense gan ni... hardly will a day pass i won't check this thread even though i know the APL na just by luck.

After APL show, i will miss this thread ooo.

This thread is gonna meet its end soon...

NOTGOINGDOWN:
Why is it that it is only men that have been providing credible information on this forum whereas i used to believe that ladies are suppose to have legit information than men due to their longer leg. The only men on this forum that have always provided confirmed info on this recruitment are Cavalier, Panalyst, Jarus and Balher. Every other persons with sauces are jokers.

This group make sense gan ni... hardly will a day pass i won't check this thread even though i know the APL na just by luck.

After APL show, i will miss this thread ooo.

This thread is gonna meet its end soon...

Remove balher and put Napolitano.


Balher is no different from Reno Omokri. Just because one has info of the number of private jets that attended the wedding ceremony or the pictures, doesn't mean he has credible info about NNPC recruitment.

or we can as well say, Reno Omokri has credible info about this NNPC recruiting?

inrainbows:
nawa oh. So bahler was right. wow.

It's just that this APL has turned many heads here. It's easy to see that the way he drops his info is pure and devoid of any want of attention. Unfortunately many here have totally lost touch with reality so they prefer to keep living in thier minds. All d APLs will drop in January, aren't we proceeding to mid already? I feel for many of you tbh. Watch them drop fake positive news again about how thier uncles brother nieces friend is top source as nnpc and he said APL is locked in a safe but the janitor has misplaced d key, once he finds they start sharing. Shior!

muhamm3d:
It's just that this APL has turned many heads here. It's easy to see that the way he drops his info is pure and devoid of any want of attention. Unfortunately many here have totally lost touch with reality so they prefer to keep living in thier minds. All d APLs will drop in January, aren't we proceeding to mid already? I feel for many of you tbh. Watch them drop fake positive news again about how thier uncles brother nieces friend is top source as nnpc and he said APL is locked in a safe but the janitor has misplaced d key, once he finds they start sharing. Shior!

Please, find something to do.

muhamm3d:
It's just that this APL has turned many heads here. It's easy to see that the way he drops his info is pure and devoid of any want of attention. Unfortunately many here have totally lost touch with reality so they prefer to keep living in thier minds. All d APLs will drop in January, aren't we proceeding to mid already? I feel for many of you tbh. Watch them drop fake positive news again about how thier uncles brother nieces friend is top source as nnpc and he said APL is locked in a safe but the janitor has misplaced d key, once he finds they start sharing. Shior!

Lol. You be craze. You're not just roaming yet.
But to be sincere.. It's the blunt truth.

saxha:
Remove balher and put Napolitano.


Balher is no different from Reno Omokri. Just because one has info of the number of private jets that attended the wedding ceremony or the pictures, doesn't mean he has credible info about NNPC recruitment.

or we can as well say, Reno Omokri has credible info about this NNPC recruiting?

napolitano that was fake. Failed sauce

muhamm3d:
It's just that this APL has turned many heads here. It's easy to see that the way he drops his info is pure and devoid of any want of attention. Unfortunately many here have totally lost touch with reality so they prefer to keep living in thier minds. All d APLs will drop in January, aren't we proceeding to mid already? I feel for many of you tbh. Watch them drop fake positive news again about how thier uncles brother nieces friend is top source as nnpc and he said APL is locked in a safe but the janitor has misplaced d key, once he finds they start sharing. Shior!

very true bro. Someone would drop that apl is coming this week and they would rush and like without reasoning. When january goes without anything, maybe everyone would snap to reality. See how they abused the bahler guy and he would naw be the right one while the feel good fake sauces start another round. smh

Can you please share what you have heard
Thanks

Gemini13:
I like the news I am hearing.. This week is loaded.

Panalyst, I sight you.

Another contract staff...

inrainbows:
very true bro. Someone would drop that apl is coming this week and they would rush and like without reasoning. When january goes without anything, maybe everyone would snap to reality. See how they abused the bahler guy and he would naw be the right one while the feel good fake sauces start another round. smh

Inrainbows you have been trying hard for us to notice you as one of the naysayers....ntoor we would not notice you, just rest.

@number5..boy you can write.

number5:
Being a member of this thread from inception made my mind wonder around the pages. As the official Historian of the almost now defunct AOLMAW, and for the sole purpose of comic relief, i present to you, the various categories of sources/sauces we've had, have and will have in this prestigious thread.

NB*: i will not be mentioning examples of some sensitive types as i wouldn't want to be lynched by some Grupo's in the towers.

1.SWEET SAUCES: they know the exact news that everyone connected to the recruitment wants to hear(closure) and thus, they get information from God knows were and add a title source(e.g COO, IT guy, GMD's Son, tower cleaner, tower dustbin man etc) to garnish the taste in the hearts of respective audience. E.g see NB* above

2. UNRIPE SAUCE:They know or claim to know so many things about the underground processes involved in selection of candidates such as highest scorers, selection criteria, why the will disqualify people with kwashiokor during medicals etc, but they can not tell you anything tangible about when APL will show or why it is delayed e.g cliffwoods, flowwolf09,Urbanist, tonyhopkins, C12112 etc

3. HERBAL SAUCE:They give info concerning date of APL release with such aggression and assurance that triggers the community of local men and women, only for you to find out that its from their dream or vision or intuition e.g Gbyms, lordlight etc

4. BURNT SAUCES they give release date of APL as quoted by their 'sure sauce' who is in charge of the 'list' they are never radical about it though, are always matured in their dispensation. One key attribute about them however is that they always say 'this is their last post' but always return with another date when the original one fails.. They are the most liked sourceres by the AOLMAW and are the one's keeping this thread going e.g scobyy2007, Easymoneysniper, napoleon etc

5. BITTERSWEET SAUCES :You always know their info is a PURE LIE but because its what everyone wants to hear, everbody aside the grupo's keep pampering them...its the stage you pass through before you fall into the 'burnt sauce' category e.g check NB* above

6. SALTY SAUCE :They always claim to or act as if they have one seriously sure source from untop the gmd's office, They hardly ever drop any info here as regarding the APL release date but are always very quick to throw subtle jibes or sheepishly discredit other peoples info e.g local pumpingson woman , larride, flowolf09, etc

7. SOURED SAUCE :You hardly ever know if they have any source at all, they have had several frustrations and disappointment with the Nigeria system of recruitment and so they always doubt if anything good can come in the form of recruitment...these ones, even when they bring goodnews about APL, dey add badnews inside to make sure we are not overly excited. e.g Orijinofkalu, etc

8. TASTELESS SAUCE :All their sauce always come with a condition,barring any last minuite change , once you see them, run for your life, na dem

9. RAW SAUCE :this ones have somebody somewhere who knows a gateman in an NNPC filling station somewere in katampe who is giving dem info, they dont care about the outcome of the recruitment weda they get APL or not, they are most interested and excited in giving us info, so they give it to us the way it comes, dey dont even listen to d info themselves, they just foward it as their sauce sent it and they always attach evidence.. This group can never be triggered as they get maximum satisfaction in getting the previledge to give us sauce info.. e.g, 1000airplanes

10. CREAMY SAUCE :Anything that doesn't concern olajengbesi is not their business, they like to talk about court case so much, they always provoke Teaser4 to rain down the curses

10. DEADLY SAUCE :This one's dont like goodnews at all, whenever they call their source, they are like "uncle, have they finally cancelled the recruitment? When will they announce the cancellation? e.g check NB* above


11. ACIDIC SAUCE :oh lawd in short, ademmy, muham3dd etc

12. SUCCULENT SAUCE :They always behave like a robot, you can predict their next post even as you are reading this now, they are the spirikoko pipu with mfm written allover their forehead, take a minuite to imagin they are your office mate in the towers E.g Naijatruthooha

13. SPICY SAUCE :They dont talk much, you don't need evidences to know that either they work in the towers or have strong connect in the towers, who give them the most accurate info known to anyone in the towers aside the gmd and human resource e.g panalyst, cavalier

14. DIRTY SAUCE :This ones actually have some info from their source but are always asking us to help them confirm if the info is true, or they use a comical way to relay their info to us so as to avoid being tackled. e.g ladyjane

15. SAUSAGE SAUCE :These ones know exactly whats going on with the recruitment, but ain't dropping any info. They come here often to confirm their info and for comic relief. They are just waiting for the appointed time, some of them secretly wish it to delay small for their own selfish reasons.

LMAOO this made my morning

Even tho I decided to UNSEE NO 14

saxha:
Remove balher and put Napolitano.


Balher is no different from Reno Omokri. Just because one has info of the number of private jets that attended the wedding ceremony or the pictures, doesn't mean he has credible info about NNPC recruitment.

or we can as well say, Reno Omokri has credible info about this NNPC recruiting?

lol, though it is true that balher talks too much but he has never given us a confirmed false information before.

Check the book of records...

number5:
Being a member of this thread from inception made my mind wonder around the pages. As the official Historian of the almost now defunct AOLMAW, and for the sole purpose of comic relief, i present to you, the various categories of sources/sauces we've had, have and will have in this prestigious thread.

Rejoinder:

Everything you've said is true. My only grouse is your reference to AOLMAW as "defunct". Please AOLMAW shall never die, we are just actively hibernating underground for now.

Thank you

I dont know how to feel being in that salty category

Just change your moniker. You don't sound worthy of who it represents. You have no information whatever but only to counter positive news as it comes.
You are here to only back news that fit your narrative of events.
I would admonish you to get out of this thread and face your life.
Let people hope in peace.

You and hoha are no different to me.
Both of you are not in touch with reality. Just positive and negative sides.

muhamm3d:
It's just that this APL has turned many heads here. It's easy to see that the way he drops his info is pure and devoid of any want of attention. Unfortunately many here have totally lost touch with reality so they prefer to keep living in thier minds. All d APLs will drop in January, aren't we proceeding to mid already? I feel for many of you tbh. Watch them drop fake positive news again about how thier uncles brother nieces friend is top source as nnpc and he said APL is locked in a safe but the janitor has misplaced d key, once he finds they start sharing. Shior!

.

What is reality to you?
Reality is that APL will come when it comes. January till when ever.
Saying that APL won't come in January doesn't make you realistic because that is only known by NNPC.

Best way forward like I would always say is to work as if you never applied for NNPC and when it comes you can decide to take it or not.

inrainbows:
very true bro. Someone would drop that apl is coming this week and they would rush and like without reasoning. When january goes without anything, maybe everyone would snap to reality. See how they abused the bahler guy and he would naw be the right one while the feel good fake sauces start another round. smh

hafeezsemzy:
You and hoha are no different to me. Both of you are not in touch with reality. Just positive and negative sides.

Are you saying both of them are Robotic Magnets?

Exactly. Positive and negative robotic magnets

saxha:
Are you saying both of them are Robotic Magnets?

Is Muhamm3d, balher? asking for a friend..

number5:
Being a member of this thread from inception made my mind wonder around the pages. As the official Historian of the almost now defunct AOLMAW, and for the sole purpose of comic relief, i present to you, the various categories of sources/sauces we've had, have and will have in this prestigious thread.

NB*: i will not be mentioning examples of some sensitive types as i wouldn't want to be lynched by some Grupo's in the towers.

1.SWEET SAUCES: they know the exact news that everyone connected to the recruitment wants to hear(closure) and thus, they get information from God knows were and add a title source(e.g COO, IT guy, GMD's Son, tower cleaner, tower dustbin man etc) to garnish the taste in the hearts of respective audience. E.g see NB* above

2. UNRIPE SAUCE:They know or claim to know so many things about the underground processes involved in selection of candidates such as highest scorers, selection criteria, why the will disqualify people with kwashiokor during medicals etc, but they can not tell you anything tangible about when APL will show or why it is delayed e.g cliffwoods, flowwolf09,Urbanist, tonyhopkins, C12112 etc

3. HERBAL SAUCE:They give info concerning date of APL release with such aggression and assurance that triggers the community of local men and women, only for you to find out that its from their dream or vision or intuition e.g Gbyms, lordlight etc

4. BURNT SAUCES they give release date of APL as quoted by their 'sure sauce' who is in charge of the 'list' they are never radical about it though, are always matured in their dispensation. One key attribute about them however is that they always say 'this is their last post' but always return with another date when the original one fails.. They are the most liked sourceres by the AOLMAW and are the one's keeping this thread going e.g scobyy2007, Easymoneysniper, napoleon etc

5. BITTERSWEET SAUCES :You always know their info is a PURE LIE but because its what everyone wants to hear, everbody aside the grupo's keep pampering them...its the stage you pass through before you fall into the 'burnt sauce' category e.g check NB* above

6. SALTY SAUCE :They always claim to or act as if they have one seriously sure source from untop the gmd's office, They hardly ever drop any info here as regarding the APL release date but are always very quick to throw subtle jibes or sheepishly discredit other peoples info e.g local pumpingson woman , larride, flowolf09, etc

7. SOURED SAUCE :You hardly ever know if they have any source at all, they have had several frustrations and disappointment with the Nigeria system of recruitment and so they always doubt if anything good can come in the form of recruitment...these ones, even when they bring goodnews about APL, dey add badnews inside to make sure we are not overly excited. e.g Orijinofkalu, etc

8. TASTELESS SAUCE :All their sauce always come with a condition,barring any last minuite change , once you see them, run for your life, na dem

9. RAW SAUCE :this ones have somebody somewhere who knows a gateman in an NNPC filling station somewere in katampe who is giving dem info, they dont care about the outcome of the recruitment weda they get APL or not, they are most interested and excited in giving us info, so they give it to us the way it comes, dey dont even listen to d info themselves, they just foward it as their sauce sent it and they always attach evidence.. This group can never be triggered as they get maximum satisfaction in getting the previledge to give us sauce info.. e.g, 1000airplanes

10. CREAMY SAUCE :Anything that doesn't concern olajengbesi is not their business, they like to talk about court case so much, they always provoke Teaser4 to rain down the curses

10. DEADLY SAUCE :This one's dont like goodnews at all, whenever they call their source, they are like "uncle, have they finally cancelled the recruitment? When will they announce the cancellation? e.g check NB* above


11. ACIDIC SAUCE :oh lawd in short, ademmy, muham3dd etc

12. SUCCULENT SAUCE :They always behave like a robot, you can predict their next post even as you are reading this now, they are the spirikoko pipu with mfm written allover their forehead, take a minuite to imagin they are your office mate in the towers E.g Naijatruthooha

13. SPICY SAUCE :They dont talk much, you don't need evidences to know that either they work in the towers or have strong connect in the towers, who give them the most accurate info known to anyone in the towers aside the gmd and human resource e.g panalyst, cavalier

14. DIRTY SAUCE :This ones actually have some info from their source but are always asking us to help them confirm if the info is true, or they use a comical way to relay their info to us so as to avoid being tackled. e.g ladyjane

15. SAUSAGE SAUCE :These ones know exactly whats going on with the recruitment, but ain't dropping any info. They come here often to confirm their info and for comic relief. They are just waiting for the appointed time, some of them secretly wish it to delay small for their own selfish reasons.

14 and 15 thooo

Mujadilo:
14 and 15 thooo

I am number 15

Slaw94:
I am number 15

Ok.

January 6... January never finish!!

Enjoy!!

In 2012, letters were printed on 28th June while successful candidates got the letters between 4th July 2012 and 9th.

.Two weeks were given for the submission of acceptance letter and resumption was slated for August 8th.

Notice the time between the printing of letters and dispatch?... whatever makes the corporation to print the letters will make them dispatch it immediately.

There is no last minute changes.

If by the end of this week no one is called by any courier service, then you all should disregard the news that letters were printed in December.

Going by this submission, and working on the assumption that letters were actually printed last week, APL/OOE should be expected to start dropping from this Wednesday. That is if the corporation will follow the same pattern like in 2012.

Originakalokalo:
In 2012, letters were printed on 28th June while successful candidates got the letters between 4th July 2012 and 9th.

.Two weeks were given for the submission of acceptance letter and resumption was slated for August 8th.

Notice the time between the printing of letters and dispatch?... whatever makes the corporation to print the letters will make them dispatch it immediately.

There is no last minute changes.

If by the end of this week no one is called by any courier service, then you all should disregard the news that letters were printed in December.

Nothing was printed.

Thanks.

Originakalokalo:
In 2012, letters were printed on 28th June while successful candidates got the letters between 4th July 2012 and 9th.

.Two weeks were given for the submission of acceptance letter and resumption was slated for August 8th.

Notice the time between the printing of letters and dispatch?... whatever makes the corporation to print the letters will make them dispatch it immediately.

There is no last minute changes.

If by the end of this week no one is called by any courier service, then you all should disregard the news that letters were printed in December.