| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 4:14pm On Jan 06, 2020 |
DonJoeSneh:
Na wife me even dey find fes  From Uber driving?
I'll suggest you park around Wumego crescent in Lekki
Hopefully you'll see your missing rib.  5 Likes |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by gunzANDroses: 4:19pm On Jan 06, 2020 |
DonJoeSneh:
Na wife me even dey find fes Impossible is nothing. Your own fit come bumper packed, wife and job at once. 4 Likes |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Hybrid600: 4:47pm On Jan 06, 2020 |
What a sweet combo that will be .. Congratulations to the guys that landed jobs... We should all be nice coz no one knows tomorrow... Some testimonies has been shared on here in the past of guys that got jobs through riders ... God go surely bless us.. gunzANDroses:
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Impossible is nothing. Your own fit come bumper packed, wife and job at once. 2 Likes |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by calabardick(m): 5:03pm On Jan 06, 2020 |
House, I have a little story to narrate, it's kinda funny and long.
On Friday night I was at Badore with a friend, when I left his place I decided to go online with the hope of closing by 11:30.
Few meter from his estate I got a request from one nasty lady.
Rider: oga where are you?
Me: good evening, please kindly check your app you'll see my exact location.
Rider: oh, please don't give me that app location shit, where are you?
Me: good evening, I'm few meters away from your house.
Rider: what if I don't answer your greeting what will happen? Please I requested for a ride not greetings come quick I'm late.
Me: I'm here by your gate
She came out of the gate, entered the back seat, I didn't bother looking at her, the next she said was their usual, you can start the trip Mr. Greetings, I responded "thanks ma"
I started the trip, destination was DMATEL hotel, Lekki.
When we get there she called her guy to come and pay, the young man came out, this is where the drama begins.
Rider: baby I'm here (she wave thro the window), then jump out of the car, gave him a tight hug.
Boyfriend: oga, collect this for your new year (2k)
Me: still on my seat, collected the money and I recognize him (my trainee)
Rider: ingrate, you can't even thank me
Me: I called the guy by name (Collins), I stepped out of the car
The atmosphere changed
Collins: who are you, you know me? (He came closer)
Me: Remove my hat, shake his hands, he melt
Collins: sir, you do Uber?
Me: I held his hand and walk towards the lady, (she was already at the reception)
Rider: baby any problem? Where did you know him?
Collins: Stella are you blind, look at him very well
Rider: Jesus! She knelt down
Collins is the latest in my team, joined September, a trainee, he reports directly to me (we are together now preparing to go offshore), while the nasty Stella is a trainee in my unit as well, she works with my departmental store manager.
Me: Collins so na you dey light this hot and nasty oven?
Collins: sir this's our first date, I came into town today to resume on Monday
Me: you owe me no explanation nor apology, just be careful else you'll loose your job, all eyes on her big booty.
Stella: sir please I'm sorry I wasn't on my right mindset
Me: Stella, every driver you see out there are humans like you, they deserve to be treated with love, care and respect. It's the unpredictability of life that put them out there, some had or have better jobs than you, some have families, wifes, daughters like you, sisters like you, some are more educated than you.
Those young men out there risk their lives, abandoned their families, friends and love ones, they risk their cars, those that doesn't have it go as far as leasing it just to keep life going, they risk their time, and resources just to get you to your destination safely and yet you treat them like trash Stella because your think you're doing them a favor. Because You think you're somebody and they're nobody, because you think you've arrived, Stella I'm disappointed in you. I have many military boys as friends doing Uber, what if it was one of them you did this to?
God is the breath of life in you, you sin, you offend him every moment of your existence, has He ever treated you that way? Why are you so wicked Stella. Why are you doing this to yourself? Don't you know when you deliberately cause pains to others greater pains await you? Stella Can I surprise you? You failed all your tests when you came for interview my boss dropped you but I begged him to accept you, God positioned me there for you, though I knew you from nowhere, I saw you as my little sister, I wouldn't want you to go out there selling yourself. Everyone rejected you including your supposed seismic unit leader. I have to beg the store manager to accept you with hope of transferring you to the seismic unit when the oldest intend is gone. Stella you break my heart this night, it shouldn't be you. What if I intended marrying you or your suitor meet me to find out few things about you, what will you think I will tell him about you?
I've never seen the kind of brokenness I saw in that lady that night, she cried her soul out, she begged me and vowed never to maltreat anyone.
I held her, lift her up, hugged her, hugged Collins then departed from them. I spoke with Collins yesterday he said that the lady cried and weep till day break, she neither eat nor drink.
Today we had our first operations meeting for the year, then after the meeting we had our first management meeting as well.
Last night I spoke with some of my guys to help me vote Stella to seismic unit. I beg the store manager to make the move. So during departmental reports the store manager nominates her for seismic and the seismic team lead opposed the nomination (as I instructed him) though he didn't know that I have already campaigned for others to vote, and the only way it can resort to voting is when the proposed team lead oppos the move.
My boss said we should vote, we did and Stella won.
We sent for her, immediately she entered the exco-chamber her soul left her as she didn't know why she was invited (this was her first time in the chamber).
I stood up.... Called her by her name..
Stella, uuhh, the management have decided to .......... to drop you from ........from the store effective now, your service is no longer required .............. required there. Handover everything concerning the store to the store manager. I paused while staring at her for like 30 seconds, then I proceeded.
Then in addition, we are glad to inform you that you've been redeployed to the seismic department, from tomorrow you're resuming there, go home and prepare to resume tomorrow. ( I said these stammering and dragging the words).
To my greatest surprise this lady stood there, within a blink Stella collapse, there was confusion in the room. Safety and medics entered with a stretcher and take her to our clinic downstairs.
After the meeting my boss asked me to carry his laptop and follow him, when I get to his office he asked me what is the problem between me and Stella, I told him I don't have any problem with her, I narrated the whole incidence to my boss, he was surprise. The only thing he said was "forgive her John" I told him that I forgive people even before they offend me.
I visited her in the medics, she was fine. She asked me which church I attend, I told her it's not by church but the fear of God in you and your respect and love for humanity.
She came to my office spend the whole day with me, we drove home together with Collins , now both of them are in my place.
5 of my colleagues are ready to join Uber, 3 have already ordered for 2010 Civic as I recommended, expecting delivery this evening. They've registered online, took the test, waiting for their result.
what I experience about life is; what others does to you doesn't count, it's your reaction that determines your reward. 52 Likes 9 Shares |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by nitigriti(m): 5:06pm On Jan 06, 2020 |
Congratulations @Tojahh on your new job.
In other news, I took time out to analyze InDriver app during the Christmas/New Year holidays.
I'm wondering why drivers are not taking advantage of the app.
From my analysis, I can work 10 hours in a day and gross #15,000 on a really slow day, #20,000 on a normal day and #25,000 on weekends. I can see the rider's pickup point, I can see the rider's destination; and I have google maps.
My "grosses" are sure! 1 Like |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 5:09pm On Jan 06, 2020 |
calabardick:
House, I have a little story to narrate, it's kinda funny and long.
On Friday night I was at Badore with a friend, when I left his place I decided to go online with the hope of closing by 11:30.
Few meter from his estate I got a request from one nasty lady.
Rider: oga where are you?
Me: good evening, please kindly check your app you'll see my exact location.
Rider: oh, please don't give me that app location shit, where are you?
Me: good evening, I'm few meters away from your house.
Rider: what if I don't answer your greeting what will happen? Please I requested for a ride not greetings come quick I'm late.
Me: I'm here by your gate
She came out of the gate, entered the back seat, I didn't bother looking at her, the next she said was their usual, you can start the trip Mr. Greetings, I responded "thanks ma"
I started the trip, destination was DMATEL hotel, Lekki.
When we get there she called her guy to come and pay, the young man came out, this is where the drama begins.
Rider: baby I'm here (she wave thro the window), then jump out of the car, gave him a tight hug.
Boyfriend: oga, collect this for your new year (2k)
Me: still on my seat, collected the money and I recognize him (my trainee)
Rider: ingrate, you can't even thank me
Me: I called the guy by name (Collins), I stepped out of the car
The atmosphere changed
Collins: who are you, you know me? (He came closer)
Me: Remove my hat, shake his hands, he melt
Collins: sir, you do Uber?
Me: I held his hand and walk towards the lady, (she was already at the reception)
Rider: baby any problem? Where did you know him?
Collins: Stella are you blind, look at him very well
Rider: Jesus! She knelt down
Collins is the latest in my team, joined September, a trainee, he reports directly to me (we are together now preparing to go offshore), while the nasty Stella is a trainee in my unit as well, she works with my departmental store manager.
Me: Collins so na you dey light this hot and nasty oven?
Collins: sir this's our first date, I came into town today to resume on Monday
Me: you owe me no explanation nor apology, just be careful else you'll loose your job, all eyes on her big booty.
Stella: sir please I'm sorry I wasn't on my right mindset
Me: Stella, every driver you see out there are humans like you, they deserve to be treated with love, care and respect. It's the unpredictability of life that put them out there, some had or have better jobs than you, some have families, wifes, daughters like you, sisters like you, some are more educated than you.
Those young men out there risk their lives, abandoned their families, friends and love ones, they risk their cars, those that doesn't have it go as far as leasing it just to keep life going, they risk their time, and resources just to get you to your destination safely and yet you treat them like trash Stella because your think you're doing them a favor. Because You think you're somebody and they're nobody, because you think you've arrived, Stella I'm disappointed in you. I have many military boys as friends doing Uber, what if it was one of them you did this to?
God is the breath of life in you, you sin, you offend him every moment of your existence, has He ever treated you that way? Why are you so wicked Stella. Why are you doing this to yourself? Don't you know when you deliberately cause pains to others greater pains await you? Stella Can I surprise you? You failed all your tests when you came for interview my boss dropped you but I begged him to accept you, God positioned me there for you, though I knew you from nowhere, I saw you as my little sister, I wouldn't want you to go out there selling yourself. Everyone rejected you including your supposed seismic unit leader. I have to beg the store manager to accept you with hope of transferring you to the seismic unit when the oldest intend is gone. Stella you break my heart this night, it shouldn't be you. What if I intended marrying you or your suitor meet me to find out few things about you, what will you think I will tell him about you?
I've never seen the kind of brokenness I saw in that lady that night, she cried her soul out, she begged me and vowed never to maltreat anyone.
I held her, lift her up, hugged her, hugged Collins then departed from them. I spoke with Collins yesterday he said that the lady cried and weep till day break, she neither eat nor drink.
Today we had our first operations meeting for the year, then after the meeting we had our first management meeting as well.
Last night I spoke with some of my guys to help me vote Stella to seismic unit. I beg the store manager to make the move. So during departmental reports the store manager nominates her for seismic and the seismic team lead opposed the nomination (as I instructed him) though he didn't know that I have already campaigned for others to vote, and the only way it can resort to voting is when the proposed team lead oppos the move.
My boss said we should vote, we did and Stella won.
We sent for her, immediately she entered the exco-chamber her soul left her as she didn't know why she was invited (this was her first time in the chamber).
I stood up.... Called her by her name..
Stella, uuhh, the management have decided to .......... to drop you from ........from the store effective now, your service is no longer required .............. required there. Handover everything concerning the store to the store manager. I paused while staring at her for like 30 seconds, then I proceeded.
Then in addition, we are glad to inform you that you've been redeployed to the seismic department, from tomorrow you're resuming there, go home and prepare to resume tomorrow. ( I said these stammering and dragging the words).
To my greatest surprise this lady stood there, within a blink Stella collapse, there was confusion in the room. Safety and medics entered with a stretcher and take her to our clinic downstairs.
After the meeting my boss asked me to carry his laptop and follow him, when I get to his office he asked me what is the problem between me and Stella, I told him I don't have any problem with her, I narrated the whole incidence to my boss, he was surprise. The only thing he said was "forgive her John" I told him that I forgive people even before they offend me.
I visited her in the medics, she was fine. She asked me which church I attend, I told her it's not by church but the fear of God in you and your respect and love for humanity.
She came to my office spend the whole day with me, we drove home together with Collins , now both of them are in my place.
5 of my colleagues are ready to join Uber, 3 have already ordered for 2010 Civic as I recommended, expecting delivery this evening. They've registered online, took the test, waiting for their result.
what I experience about life is; what others does to you doesn't count, it's your reaction that determines your reward.
Great story.. Though it sounded frictional but I learnt something valuable 2 Likes |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Perkins1: 5:11pm On Jan 06, 2020 |
Not at all I wasn't mocking him in any light. In fact woe be unto Me if I mock him! How can I mock someone who is trying to steady his ship legally?
Nope! Not in my character. And for those who lambasted me, please endeavor to look inwardly and between the lines of postulations because gifting assertions. We are in this together.
Meanwhile... Congratulations my mentor @tojahh. You always will say, Baba impossible is nothing and here you agreed again. I wish you all the best. No wonder you were just all boisterous on 31st (Your birthday).
To all who seek, they will get. God be with us all. 3 Likes |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Hybrid600: 5:18pm On Jan 06, 2020 |
Life is very funny.. What a small world.... If space dey for training, I'm available ! calabardick:
House, I have a little story to narrate, it's kinda funny and long.
On Friday night I was at Badore with a friend, when I left his place I decided to go online with the hope of closing by 11:30.
Few meter from his estate I got a request from one nasty lady.
Rider: oga where are you?
Me: good evening, please kindly check your app you'll see my exact location.
Rider: oh, please don't give me that app location shit, where are you?
Me: good evening, I'm few meters away from your house.
Rider: what if I don't answer your greeting what will happen? Please I requested for a ride not greetings come quick I'm late.
Me: I'm here by your gate
She came out of the gate, entered the back seat, I didn't bother looking at her, the next she said was their usual, you can start the trip Mr. Greetings, I responded "thanks ma"
I started the trip, destination was DMATEL hotel, Lekki.
When we get there she called her guy to come and pay, the young man came out, this is where the drama begins.
Rider: baby I'm here (she wave thro the window), then jump out of the car, gave him a tight hug.
Boyfriend: oga, collect this for your new year (2k)
Me: still on my seat, collected the money and I recognize him (my trainee)
Rider: ingrate, you can't even thank me
Me: I called the guy by name (Collins), I stepped out of the car
The atmosphere changed
Collins: who are you, you know me? (He came closer)
Me: Remove my hat, shake his hands, he melt
Collins: sir, you do Uber?
Me: I held his hand and walk towards the lady, (she was already at the reception)
Rider: baby any problem? Where did you know him?
Collins: Stella are you blind, look at him very well
Rider: Jesus! She knelt down
Collins is the latest in my team, joined September, a trainee, he reports directly to me (we are together now preparing to go offshore), while the nasty Stella is a trainee in my unit as well, she works with my departmental store manager.
Me: Collins so na you dey light this hot and nasty oven?
Collins: sir this's our first date, I came into town today to resume on Monday
Me: you owe me no explanation nor apology, just be careful else you'll loose your job, all eyes on her big booty.
Stella: sir please I'm sorry I wasn't on my right mindset
Me: Stella, every driver you see out there are humans like you, they deserve to be treated with love, care and respect. It's the unpredictability of life that put them out there, some had or have better jobs than you, some have families, wifes, daughters like you, sisters like you, some are more educated than you.
Those young men out there risk their lives, abandoned their families, friends and love ones, they risk their cars, those that doesn't have it go as far as leasing it just to keep life going, they risk their time, and resources just to get you to your destination safely and yet you treat them like trash Stella because your think you're doing them a favor. Because You think you're somebody and they're nobody, because you think you've arrived, Stella I'm disappointed in you. I have many military boys as friends doing Uber, what if it was one of them you did this to?
God is the breath of life in you, you sin, you offend him every moment of your existence, has He ever treated you that way? Why are you so wicked Stella. Why are you doing this to yourself? Don't you know when you deliberately cause pains to others greater pains await you? Stella Can I surprise you? You failed all your tests when you came for interview my boss dropped you but I begged him to accept you, God positioned me there for you, though I knew you from nowhere, I saw you as my little sister, I wouldn't want you to go out there selling yourself. Everyone rejected you including your supposed seismic unit leader. I have to beg the store manager to accept you with hope of transferring you to the seismic unit when the oldest intend is gone. Stella you break my heart this night, it shouldn't be you. What if I intended marrying you or your suitor meet me to find out few things about you, what will you think I will tell him about you?
I've never seen the kind of brokenness I saw in that lady that night, she cried her soul out, she begged me and vowed never to maltreat anyone.
I held her, lift her up, hugged her, hugged Collins then departed from them. I spoke with Collins yesterday he said that the lady cried and weep till day break, she neither eat nor drink.
Today we had our first operations meeting for the year, then after the meeting we had our first management meeting as well.
Last night I spoke with some of my guys to help me vote Stella to seismic unit. I beg the store manager to make the move. So during departmental reports the store manager nominates her for seismic and the seismic team lead opposed the nomination (as I instructed him) though he didn't know that I have already campaigned for others to vote, and the only way it can resort to voting is when the proposed team lead oppos the move.
My boss said we should vote, we did and Stella won.
We sent for her, immediately she entered the exco-chamber her soul left her as she didn't know why she was invited (this was her first time in the chamber).
I stood up.... Called her by her name..
Stella, uuhh, the management have decided to .......... to drop you from ........from the store effective now, your service is no longer required .............. required there. Handover everything concerning the store to the store manager. I paused while staring at her for like 30 seconds, then I proceeded.
Then in addition, we are glad to inform you that you've been redeployed to the seismic department, from tomorrow you're resuming there, go home and prepare to resume tomorrow. ( I said these stammering and dragging the words).
To my greatest surprise this lady stood there, within a blink Stella collapse, there was confusion in the room. Safety and medics entered with a stretcher and take her to our clinic downstairs.
After the meeting my boss asked me to carry his laptop and follow him, when I get to his office he asked me what is the problem between me and Stella, I told him I don't have any problem with her, I narrated the whole incidence to my boss, he was surprise. The only thing he said was "forgive her John" I told him that I forgive people even before they offend me.
I visited her in the medics, she was fine. She asked me which church I attend, I told her it's not by church but the fear of God in you and your respect and love for humanity.
She came to my office spend the whole day with me, we drove home together with Collins , now both of them are in my place.
5 of my colleagues are ready to join Uber, 3 have already ordered for 2010 Civic as I recommended, expecting delivery this evening. They've registered online, took the test, waiting for their result.
what I experience about life is; what others does to you doesn't count, it's your reaction that determines your reward.
3 Likes |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by DonJoeSneh(m): 5:21pm On Jan 06, 2020 |
calabardick:
House, I have a little story to narrate, it's kinda funny and long.
On Friday night I was at Badore with a friend, when I left his place I decided to go online with the hope of closing by 11:30.
Few meter from his estate I got a request from one nasty lady.
Rider: oga where are you?
Me: good evening, please kindly check your app you'll see my exact location.
Rider: oh, please don't give me that app location shit, where are you?
Me: good evening, I'm few meters away from your house.
Rider: what if I don't answer your greeting what will happen? Please I requested for a ride not greetings come quick I'm late.
Me: I'm here by your gate
She came out of the gate, entered the back seat, I didn't bother looking at her, the next she said was their usual, you can start the trip Mr. Greetings, I responded "thanks ma"
I started the trip, destination was DMATEL hotel, Lekki.
When we get there she called her guy to come and pay, the young man came out, this is where the drama begins.
Rider: baby I'm here (she wave thro the window), then jump out of the car, gave him a tight hug.
Boyfriend: oga, collect this for your new year (2k)
Me: still on my seat, collected the money and I recognize him (my trainee)
Rider: ingrate, you can't even thank me
Me: I called the guy by name (Collins), I stepped out of the car
The atmosphere changed
Collins: who are you, you know me? (He came closer)
Me: Remove my hat, shake his hands, he melt
Collins: sir, you do Uber?
Me: I held his hand and walk towards the lady, (she was already at the reception)
Rider: baby any problem? Where did you know him?
Collins: Stella are you blind, look at him very well
Rider: Jesus! She knelt down
Collins is the latest in my team, joined September, a trainee, he reports directly to me (we are together now preparing to go offshore), while the nasty Stella is a trainee in my unit as well, she works with my departmental store manager.
Me: Collins so na you dey light this hot and nasty oven?
Collins: sir this's our first date, I came into town today to resume on Monday
Me: you owe me no explanation nor apology, just be careful else you'll loose your job, all eyes on her big booty.
Stella: sir please I'm sorry I wasn't on my right mindset
Me: Stella, every driver you see out there are humans like you, they deserve to be treated with love, care and respect. It's the unpredictability of life that put them out there, some had or have better jobs than you, some have families, wifes, daughters like you, sisters like you, some are more educated than you.
Those young men out there risk their lives, abandoned their families, friends and love ones, they risk their cars, those that doesn't have it go as far as leasing it just to keep life going, they risk their time, and resources just to get you to your destination safely and yet you treat them like trash Stella because your think you're doing them a favor. Because You think you're somebody and they're nobody, because you think you've arrived, Stella I'm disappointed in you. I have many military boys as friends doing Uber, what if it was one of them you did this to?
God is the breath of life in you, you sin, you offend him every moment of your existence, has He ever treated you that way? Why are you so wicked Stella. Why are you doing this to yourself? Don't you know when you deliberately cause pains to others greater pains await you? Stella Can I surprise you? You failed all your tests when you came for interview my boss dropped you but I begged him to accept you, God positioned me there for you, though I knew you from nowhere, I saw you as my little sister, I wouldn't want you to go out there selling yourself. Everyone rejected you including your supposed seismic unit leader. I have to beg the store manager to accept you with hope of transferring you to the seismic unit when the oldest intend is gone. Stella you break my heart this night, it shouldn't be you. What if I intended marrying you or your suitor meet me to find out few things about you, what will you think I will tell him about you?
I've never seen the kind of brokenness I saw in that lady that night, she cried her soul out, she begged me and vowed never to maltreat anyone.
I held her, lift her up, hugged her, hugged Collins then departed from them. I spoke with Collins yesterday he said that the lady cried and weep till day break, she neither eat nor drink.
Today we had our first operations meeting for the year, then after the meeting we had our first management meeting as well.
Last night I spoke with some of my guys to help me vote Stella to seismic unit. I beg the store manager to make the move. So during departmental reports the store manager nominates her for seismic and the seismic team lead opposed the nomination (as I instructed him) though he didn't know that I have already campaigned for others to vote, and the only way it can resort to voting is when the proposed team lead oppos the move.
My boss said we should vote, we did and Stella won.
We sent for her, immediately she entered the exco-chamber her soul left her as she didn't know why she was invited (this was her first time in the chamber).
I stood up.... Called her by her name..
Stella, uuhh, the management have decided to .......... to drop you from ........from the store effective now, your service is no longer required .............. required there. Handover everything concerning the store to the store manager. I paused while staring at her for like 30 seconds, then I proceeded.
Then in addition, we are glad to inform you that you've been redeployed to the seismic department, from tomorrow you're resuming there, go home and prepare to resume tomorrow. ( I said these stammering and dragging the words).
To my greatest surprise this lady stood there, within a blink Stella collapse, there was confusion in the room. Safety and medics entered with a stretcher and take her to our clinic downstairs.
After the meeting my boss asked me to carry his laptop and follow him, when I get to his office he asked me what is the problem between me and Stella, I told him I don't have any problem with her, I narrated the whole incidence to my boss, he was surprise. The only thing he said was "forgive her John" I told him that I forgive people even before they offend me.
I visited her in the medics, she was fine. She asked me which church I attend, I told her it's not by church but the fear of God in you and your respect and love for humanity.
She came to my office spend the whole day with me, we drove home together with Collins , now both of them are in my place.
5 of my colleagues are ready to join Uber, 3 have already ordered for 2010 Civic as I recommended, expecting delivery this evening.
They've registered online, took the test, waiting for their result.
what I experience about life is; what others does to you doesn't count, it's your reaction that determines your reward.
Nobody has told me the bolded yet ooo....abeg who go put me through biko, or is there somplace i can read everything about registering on the three apps (UBER, BOLT and OPAY) CC Felicity and Izzou |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Hybrid600: 5:24pm On Jan 06, 2020 |
DonJoeSneh:
Nobody has told me the bolded yet ooo....abeg who go put me through biko, or is there somplace i can read everything about registering on the three apps (UBER, BOLT and OPAY)
CC Felicity and Izzou Read some few pages back, I think someone gave an outline . |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Perkins1: 5:24pm On Jan 06, 2020 |
calabardick:
House, I have a little story to narrate, it's kinda funny and long.
On Friday night I was at Badore with a friend, when I left his place I decided to go online with the hope of closing by 11:30.
Few meter from his estate I got a request from one nasty lady.
Rider: oga where are you?
Me: good evening, please kindly check your app you'll see my exact location.
Rider: oh, please don't give me that app location shit, where are you?
Me: good evening, I'm few meters away from your house.
Rider: what if I don't answer your greeting what will happen? Please I requested for a ride not greetings come quick I'm late.
Me: I'm here by your gate
She came out of the gate, entered the back seat, I didn't bother looking at her, the next she said was their usual, you can start the trip Mr. Greetings, I responded "thanks ma"
I started the trip, destination was DMATEL hotel, Lekki.
When we get there she called her guy to come and pay, the young man came out, this is where the drama begins.
Rider: baby I'm here (she wave thro the window), then jump out of the car, gave him a tight hug.
Boyfriend: oga, collect this for your new year (2k)
Me: still on my seat, collected the money and I recognize him (my trainee)
Rider: ingrate, you can't even thank me
Me: I called the guy by name (Collins), I stepped out of the car
what I experience about life is; what others does to you doesn't count, it's your reaction that determines your reward.
Wow.... One thing I just picked out here! Stella called Collins to come and pay for her ride! SMH But truth be told... If na me, walai talai she don x the job be that! I'll inform her in her presence. We can't work with a personality like yours. From the narative, she's worse than the guy that was choppered out of the field because he showed a Lagos boy character. Now you allowed her stay even fought her battle. Guy, no no no no be so. 3 Likes |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by gunzANDroses: 5:26pm On Jan 06, 2020 |
calabardick:
House, I have a little story to narrate, it's kinda funny and long.
On Friday night I was at Badore with a friend, when I left his place I decided to go online with the hope of closing by 11:30.
Few meter from his estate I got a request from one nasty lady.
Rider: oga where are you?
Me: good evening, please kindly check your app you'll see my exact location.
Rider: oh, please don't give me that app location shit, where are you?
Me: good evening, I'm few meters away from your house.
Rider: what if I don't answer your greeting what will happen? Please I requested for a ride not greetings come quick I'm late.
Me: I'm here by your gate
She came out of the gate, entered the back seat, I didn't bother looking at her, the next she said was their usual, you can start the trip Mr. Greetings, I responded "thanks ma"
I started the trip, destination was DMATEL hotel, Lekki.
When we get there she called her guy to come and pay, the young man came out, this is where the drama begins.
Rider: baby I'm here (she wave thro the window), then jump out of the car, gave him a tight hug.
Boyfriend: oga, collect this for your new year (2k)
Me: still on my seat, collected the money and I recognize him (my trainee)
Rider: ingrate, you can't even thank me
Me: I called the guy by name (Collins), I stepped out of the car
The atmosphere changed
Collins: who are you, you know me? (He came closer)
Me: Remove my hat, shake his hands, he melt
Collins: sir, you do Uber?
Me: I held his hand and walk towards the lady, (she was already at the reception)
Rider: baby any problem? Where did you know him?
Collins: Stella are you blind, look at him very well
Rider: Jesus! She knelt down
Collins is the latest in my team, joined September, a trainee, he reports directly to me (we are together now preparing to go offshore), while the nasty Stella is a trainee in my unit as well, she works with my departmental store manager.
Me: Collins so na you dey light this hot and nasty oven?
Collins: sir this's our first date, I came into town today to resume on Monday
Me: you owe me no explanation nor apology, just be careful else you'll loose your job, all eyes on her big booty.
Stella: sir please I'm sorry I wasn't on my right mindset
Me: Stella, every driver you see out there are humans like you, they deserve to be treated with love, care and respect. It's the unpredictability of life that put them out there, some had or have better jobs than you, some have families, wifes, daughters like you, sisters like you, some are more educated than you.
Those young men out there risk their lives, abandoned their families, friends and love ones, they risk their cars, those that doesn't have it go as far as leasing it just to keep life going, they risk their time, and resources just to get you to your destination safely and yet you treat them like trash Stella because your think you're doing them a favor. Because You think you're somebody and they're nobody, because you think you've arrived, Stella I'm disappointed in you. I have many military boys as friends doing Uber, what if it was one of them you did this to?
God is the breath of life in you, you sin, you offend him every moment of your existence, has He ever treated you that way? Why are you so wicked Stella. Why are you doing this to yourself? Don't you know when you deliberately cause pains to others greater pains await you? Stella Can I surprise you? You failed all your tests when you came for interview my boss dropped you but I begged him to accept you, God positioned me there for you, though I knew you from nowhere, I saw you as my little sister, I wouldn't want you to go out there selling yourself. Everyone rejected you including your supposed seismic unit leader. I have to beg the store manager to accept you with hope of transferring you to the seismic unit when the oldest intend is gone. Stella you break my heart this night, it shouldn't be you. What if I intended marrying you or your suitor meet me to find out few things about you, what will you think I will tell him about you?
I've never seen the kind of brokenness I saw in that lady that night, she cried her soul out, she begged me and vowed never to maltreat anyone.
I held her, lift her up, hugged her, hugged Collins then departed from them. I spoke with Collins yesterday he said that the lady cried and weep till day break, she neither eat nor drink.
Today we had our first operations meeting for the year, then after the meeting we had our first management meeting as well.
Last night I spoke with some of my guys to help me vote Stella to seismic unit. I beg the store manager to make the move. So during departmental reports the store manager nominates her for seismic and the seismic team lead opposed the nomination (as I instructed him) though he didn't know that I have already campaigned for others to vote, and the only way it can resort to voting is when the proposed team lead oppos the move.
My boss said we should vote, we did and Stella won.
We sent for her, immediately she entered the exco-chamber her soul left her as she didn't know why she was invited (this was her first time in the chamber).
I stood up.... Called her by her name..
Stella, uuhh, the management have decided to .......... to drop you from ........from the store effective now, your service is no longer required .............. required there. Handover everything concerning the store to the store manager. I paused while staring at her for like 30 seconds, then I proceeded.
Then in addition, we are glad to inform you that you've been redeployed to the seismic department, from tomorrow you're resuming there, go home and prepare to resume tomorrow. ( I said these stammering and dragging the words).
To my greatest surprise this lady stood there, within a blink Stella collapse, there was confusion in the room. Safety and medics entered with a stretcher and take her to our clinic downstairs.
After the meeting my boss asked me to carry his laptop and follow him, when I get to his office he asked me what is the problem between me and Stella, I told him I don't have any problem with her, I narrated the whole incidence to my boss, he was surprise. The only thing he said was "forgive her John" I told him that I forgive people even before they offend me.
I visited her in the medics, she was fine. She asked me which church I attend, I told her it's not by church but the fear of God in you and your respect and love for humanity.
She came to my office spend the whole day with me, we drove home together with Collins , now both of them are in my place.
5 of my colleagues are ready to join Uber, 3 have already ordered for 2010 Civic as I recommended, expecting delivery this evening. They've registered online, took the test, waiting for their result.
what I experience about life is; what others does to you doesn't count, it's your reaction that determines your reward.
Bestseller!!!! 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by calabardick(m): 5:29pm On Jan 06, 2020 |
Perkins1:
Wow.... One thing I just picked out here!
Stella called Collins to come and pay for her ride! SMH
But truth be told... If na me, walai talai she don x the job be that!
I'll inform her in her presence. We can't work with a personality like yours.
From the narative, she's worse than the guy that was choppered out of the field because he showed a Lagos boy character. Now you allowed her stay even fought her battle. Guy, no no no no be so. You're getting it wrong sir, the other guy almost threw someone into an open sea, he was smoking some kind of wee wee out there at the helideck. the position of that particular platform is more than 30 minutes flight from the seashore, even the best diver/swimmer wouldn't survive. There was serious storm. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by SHOOPSYN(m): 5:31pm On Jan 06, 2020 |
tojahh:
Hahaha Jaydee... Thank God for the news. You beat me to it.
Guys I just resumed in a mainstream oil and gas today. Never wanted to break the news till I put pen to paper after proper documentations and assessments.
It actually came on 31st of December as I was sleeping my way out at Almiraty phase 1
Good pay
Good working environment.
Good structure.
Nice position
Viewing nairaland from my desk Tojahh baba... Congratulations. Really happy for both of you. Such a good news on this forum. Just this morning, I was asking a friend, are the organization in this country still hiring.... your testimony just answered the question. 3 Likes |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by calabardick(m): 5:38pm On Jan 06, 2020 |
Hybrid600:
Life is very funny..
What a small world....
If space dey for training, I'm available !
What field? |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by gunzANDroses: 5:40pm On Jan 06, 2020 |
calabardick:
House, I have a little story to narrate, it's kinda funny and long.
On Friday night I was at Badore with a friend, when I left his place I decided to go online with the hope of closing by 11:30.
Few meter from his estate I got a request from one nasty lady.
Rider: oga where are you?
Me: good evening, please kindly check your app you'll see my exact location.
Rider: oh, please don't give me that app location shit, where are you?
Me: good evening, I'm few meters away from your house.
Rider: what if I don't answer your greeting what will happen? Please I requested for a ride not greetings come quick I'm late.
Me: I'm here by your gate
She came out of the gate, entered the back seat, I didn't bother looking at her, the next she said was their usual, you can start the trip Mr. Greetings, I responded "thanks ma"
I started the trip, destination was DMATEL hotel, Lekki.
When we get there she called her guy to come and pay, the young man came out, this is where the drama begins.
Rider: baby I'm here (she wave thro the window), then jump out of the car, gave him a tight hug.
Boyfriend: oga, collect this for your new year (2k)
Me: still on my seat, collected the money and I recognize him (my trainee)
Rider: ingrate, you can't even thank me
Me: I called the guy by name (Collins), I stepped out of the car
The atmosphere changed
Collins: who are you, you know me? (He came closer)
Me: Remove my hat, shake his hands, he melt
Collins: sir, you do Uber?
Me: I held his hand and walk towards the lady, (she was already at the reception)
Rider: baby any problem? Where did you know him?
Collins: Stella are you blind, look at him very well
Rider: Jesus! She knelt down
Collins is the latest in my team, joined September, a trainee, he reports directly to me (we are together now preparing to go offshore), while the nasty Stella is a trainee in my unit as well, she works with my departmental store manager.
Me: Collins so na you dey light this hot and nasty oven?
Collins: sir this's our first date, I came into town today to resume on Monday
Me: you owe me no explanation nor apology, just be careful else you'll loose your job, all eyes on her big booty.
Stella: sir please I'm sorry I wasn't on my right mindset
Me: Stella, every driver you see out there are humans like you, they deserve to be treated with love, care and respect. It's the unpredictability of life that put them out there, some had or have better jobs than you, some have families, wifes, daughters like you, sisters like you, some are more educated than you.
Those young men out there risk their lives, abandoned their families, friends and love ones, they risk their cars, those that doesn't have it go as far as leasing it just to keep life going, they risk their time, and resources just to get you to your destination safely and yet you treat them like trash Stella because your think you're doing them a favor. Because You think you're somebody and they're nobody, because you think you've arrived, Stella I'm disappointed in you. I have many military boys as friends doing Uber, what if it was one of them you did this to?
God is the breath of life in you, you sin, you offend him every moment of your existence, has He ever treated you that way? Why are you so wicked Stella. Why are you doing this to yourself? Don't you know when you deliberately cause pains to others greater pains await you? Stella Can I surprise you? You failed all your tests when you came for interview my boss dropped you but I begged him to accept you, God positioned me there for you, though I knew you from nowhere, I saw you as my little sister, I wouldn't want you to go out there selling yourself. Everyone rejected you including your supposed seismic unit leader. I have to beg the store manager to accept you with hope of transferring you to the seismic unit when the oldest intend is gone. Stella you break my heart this night, it shouldn't be you. What if I intended marrying you or your suitor meet me to find out few things about you, what will you think I will tell him about you?
I've never seen the kind of brokenness I saw in that lady that night, she cried her soul out, she begged me and vowed never to maltreat anyone.
I held her, lift her up, hugged her, hugged Collins then departed from them. I spoke with Collins yesterday he said that the lady cried and weep till day break, she neither eat nor drink.
Today we had our first operations meeting for the year, then after the meeting we had our first management meeting as well.
Last night I spoke with some of my guys to help me vote Stella to seismic unit. I beg the store manager to make the move. So during departmental reports the store manager nominates her for seismic and the seismic team lead opposed the nomination (as I instructed him) though he didn't know that I have already campaigned for others to vote, and the only way it can resort to voting is when the proposed team lead oppos the move.
My boss said we should vote, we did and Stella won.
We sent for her, immediately she entered the exco-chamber her soul left her as she didn't know why she was invited (this was her first time in the chamber).
I stood up.... Called her by her name..
Stella, uuhh, the management have decided to .......... to drop you from ........from the store effective now, your service is no longer required .............. required there. Handover everything concerning the store to the store manager. I paused while staring at her for like 30 seconds, then I proceeded.
Then in addition, we are glad to inform you that you've been redeployed to the seismic department, from tomorrow you're resuming there, go home and prepare to resume tomorrow. ( I said these stammering and dragging the words).
To my greatest surprise this lady stood there, within a blink Stella collapse, there was confusion in the room. Safety and medics entered with a stretcher and take her to our clinic downstairs.
After the meeting my boss asked me to carry his laptop and follow him, when I get to his office he asked me what is the problem between me and Stella, I told him I don't have any problem with her, I narrated the whole incidence to my boss, he was surprise. The only thing he said was "forgive her John" I told him that I forgive people even before they offend me.
I visited her in the medics, she was fine. She asked me which church I attend, I told her it's not by church but the fear of God in you and your respect and love for humanity.
She came to my office spend the whole day with me, we drove home together with Collins , now both of them are in my place.
5 of my colleagues are ready to join Uber, 3 have already ordered for 2010 Civic as I recommended, expecting delivery this evening. They've registered online, took the test, waiting for their result.
what I experience about life is; what others does to you doesn't count, it's your reaction that determines your reward.
I really commend your character. Worked with CNPC and Sinopec back in the days doing oil exploration in the creeks and jungle of pH (brass), akwa ibom (ibaka), delta state, bayelsa as a contract staff. Boss in case you still have opening in your team, please pen down my name make the new year for soft for all of us. Like this I'll give anything within my power to be on an oil rig. Money aside, the adrenaline of just being on that platform is something else. Even if na roustabout I no mind. |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by calabardick(m): 5:41pm On Jan 06, 2020 |
DonJoeSneh:
Nobody has told me the bolded yet ooo....abeg who go put me through biko, or is there somplace i can read everything about registering on the three apps (UBER, BOLT and OPAY)
CC Felicity and Izzou Go to Uber and sign up as a partner/driver You need an active email Tax number Current account Drivers license Any of the National Identity card Etc.... 
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| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tojahh(m): 5:45pm On Jan 06, 2020 |
To God who made me.
We have guys here! We have guys with brains and character.
Thank you everyone.
Done for today. Make I go rest.
Meanwhile, I could do with anyone who could teach me Tally 9. 1 Like |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Epphy(m): 5:47pm On Jan 06, 2020 |
tojahh:
Hahaha Jaydee... Thank God for the news. You beat me to it.
Guys I just resumed in a mainstream oil and gas today. Never wanted to break the news till I put pen to paper after proper documentations and assessments.
It actually came on 31st of December as I was sleeping my way out at Almiraty phase 1
Good pay
Good working environment.
Good structure.
Nice position
Viewing nairaland from my desk Giant congrats man. May this year continue like this in our mids 1 Like |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 5:48pm On Jan 06, 2020 |
tojahh:
To God who made me.
We have guys here! We have guys with brains and character.
Thank you everyone.
Done for today. Make I go rest.
Meanwhile, I could do with anyone who could teach me Tally 9. Tried YouTube? |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by calabardick(m): 5:48pm On Jan 06, 2020 |
gunzANDroses:
I really commend your character. Worked with CNPC and Sinopec back in the days doing oil exploration in the creeks and jungle of pH (brass), akwa ibom (ibaka), delta state, bayelsa as a contract staff.
Boss in case you still have opening in your team, please pen down my name make the new year for soft for all of us.
Like this I'll give anything within my power to be on an oil rig. Money aside, the adrenaline of just being on that platform is something else. You're really experience in the field, what's your location? Is your HUET still valid? I was in FLB (brass/Nembe) last week (personal runs) 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by calabardick(m): 5:54pm On Jan 06, 2020 |
tojahh:
To God who made me.
We have guys here! We have guys with brains and character.
Thank you everyone.
Done for today. Make I go rest.
Meanwhile, I could do with anyone who could teach me Tally 9. My brother that's a powerful ERP you're talking about. You have to join some free tutorials online, there're forums online that they discuss mainly on Tally. Kiss Google bro |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by gunzANDroses: 5:56pm On Jan 06, 2020 |
calabardick:
You're really experience in the field, what's your location? Is your HUET still valid?
I was in FLB (brass/Nembe) last week (personal runs) My location presently is Lagos. Back then it was just hustle things, what you asked for I don't have. I was just a contract staff. You know how contract staff things are in this country, you are used abused and dumped. |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by gunzANDroses: 6:05pm On Jan 06, 2020 |
calabardick:
You're really experience in the field, what's your location? Is your HUET still valid?
I was in FLB (brass/Nembe) last week (personal runs) I have never worked on a rig before. All I have to show for my services with CNPC is a certificate of recommendation. As for HUET training, didn't do all that all I did was a swimming test. |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by radautoworks: 6:21pm On Jan 06, 2020 |
[quote author=tojahh post=85553105][/quote] This week Congratulations ore m'owo re wa 1 Like |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Frank0001(m): 6:31pm On Jan 06, 2020 |
mrjaydee:
Morning my fellow drivers.. I'm on my way to resume in a blue chip firm. The salary is humongous and working condition is almost perfect.
I will still do my taxifire/uber work weekends if I get strength.
I got this job through a rider! I use this testimony to pray for others looking for jobs may God answer your prayers speedily.
I for snap and send here but I don't know the people I don offend make dem no see me for road come beat me.
It is well. Congratulations Baba .. I tap into this success. 1 Like |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Hybrid600: 6:35pm On Jan 06, 2020 |
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| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Frank0001(m): 6:35pm On Jan 06, 2020 |
tojahh:
Hahaha Jaydee... Thank God for the news. You beat me to it.
Guys I just resumed in a mainstream oil and gas today. Never wanted to break the news till I put pen to paper after proper documentations and assessments.
It actually came on 31st of December as I was sleeping my way out at Almiraty phase 1
Good pay
Good working environment.
Good structure.
Nice position
Viewing nairaland from my desk Mehn I over Happy for you Baba.. This year na your year I pray You go higher than you imagined. Amen. |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by omujaidu: 7:17pm On Jan 06, 2020 |
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| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by MERCHANDISER: 7:20pm On Jan 06, 2020 |
Is there any good Samaritan here that has an OLD model car he is not using...
Please use it to sow a seed in my life this new year.I wish to use it for taxi business.God bless us |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrsteel: 7:28pm On Jan 06, 2020 |
Please anyone quoting calabardick should edit the post to short one before quoting it. So senior men full here like this? But I fear for Collins O. If he were to be my brother there is no way I will allow him marry such a lady. The bitter truth is women don't change! That nasty attitude is already ingrained in her. She is only behaving herself because she is now in a position of help. Let her be above u tomorrow & see her change. If not for the fact she is your subordinate, she wouldn't have been acting this way.
This is what I was saying about riders bringing out that devilish part in you. See how nasty some can get. But I learnt one thing from this ehailing ,which I have never been certain of before now, but I am now very certain. There is a big difference between men & women. Sorry to say, most of the nasty & disgusting character any driver will encounter on this job are going to be ladies. Imagine ordering a ride someone is to pay & u are acting like God. I nor know how God take create women.... 2 Likes |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by MERCHANDISER: 7:28pm On Jan 06, 2020 |
tojahh:
To God who made me.
We have guys here! We have guys with brains and character.
Thank you everyone.
Done for today. Make I go rest.
Meanwhile, I could do with anyone who could teach me Tally 9. Congrats boss i tap into ur blessings |
