Powersurge:
"The devil disguises like the angel of light."






This was the only logical answer I could find to some intentions here.

A moniker comes to my mind.

@ Bahler: I read that the GMD tactically dodged some guests that had intention of having a one on one discussion with him at the reception of his children's wedding ceremony. Now I know why the current recruitment is shrouded with high level of secrecy!!!

olaidefat:
@ Bahler: I read that the GMD tactically dodged some guests that had intention of having a one on one discussion with him at the reception of his children's wedding ceremony. Now I know why the current recruitment is shrouded with high level of secrecy!!!

You people won't be the end of me
did GMD wear boxers or Pata nla?

This APL will kill people walahi

muhamm3d:


You people won't be the end of me
did GMD wear boxers or Pata nla?

This APL will kill people walahi

maybe when the APL is finally released sooner than thought, you would be the first to drink snipper

Ok

saxha:


So they can finish typing, but not print?
Interesting.

If at all they've typed, the resumption date must be in it, and somehow, must have leaked, or am I missing something?

So it is safe to say that the letters have been neither printed nor typed. Cos the source that shared the info must also have seen the date of resumption and would have passed it across to his person. Did I miss out something?

Mitocyan:


So it is safe to say that the letters have been neither printed nor typed. Cos the source that shared the info must also have seen the date of resumption and would have passed it across to his person. Did I miss out something?

So if a source tells him APL is typed. Must that source tell him resumption date? Like why would any source divulge in that?

Some of you here are just being so naive and gullible really. It's not this majority I blame, it's people who take out time to bring source for ungrateful people. Like why do you source givers do that?

Let everyone wallow in the wait since they like to be illogical at everything.

muhamm3d:


You people won't be the end of me
did GMD wear boxers or Pata nla?

This APL will kill people walahi

I Pity your heart when we begin sharing testimonies and success stories of appointment letters. Likewise other haters like you, I pity them too cos it'll be too painful for you guys.

Check this out:
https://cdn-af.feednews.com/news/detail/8e6e0d204a9dd5244166c72d0f3a9d4d

Remember the way you are crying now and feeling sorrowful now, so when God gives you your APL and you start working in NNPC, do not start doing people bad who are not in your level...It is not a time to make others cry because you are in NNPC. It is not a time to do unhealthy swagger and discrimination because you are in NNPC. It is not a time to delay people because you are in NNPC. Use your NNPC to clean people's tears...

God is going to give you that NNPC Appointment letter in Jesus name. Amen.

Good morning!

number5:
Being a member of this thread from inception made my mind wonder around the pages. As the official Historian of the almost now defunct AOLMAW, and for the sole purpose of comic relief, i present to you, the various categories of sources/sauces we've had, have and will have in this prestigious thread.

NB*: i will not be mentioning examples of some sensitive types as i wouldn't want to be lynched by some Grupo's in the towers.

1.SWEET SAUCES: they know the exact news that everyone connected to the recruitment wants to hear(closure) and thus, they get information from God knows were and add a title source(e.g COO, IT guy, GMD's Son, tower cleaner, tower dustbin man etc) to garnish the taste in the hearts of respective audience. E.g see NB* above

2. UNRIPE SAUCE:They know or claim to know so many things about the underground processes involved in selection of candidates such as highest scorers, selection criteria, why the will disqualify people with kwashiokor during medicals etc, but they can not tell you anything tangible about when APL will show or why it is delayed e.g cliffwoods, flowwolf09,Urbanist, tonyhopkins, C12112 etc

3. HERBAL SAUCE:They give info concerning date of APL release with such aggression and assurance that triggers the community of local men and women, only for you to find out that its from their dream or vision or intuition e.g Gbyms, lordlight etc

4. BURNT SAUCES they give release date of APL as quoted by their 'sure sauce' who is in charge of the 'list' they are never radical about it though, are always matured in their dispensation. One key attribute about them however is that they always say 'this is their last post' but always return with another date when the original one fails.. They are the most liked sourceres by the AOLMAW and are the one's keeping this thread going e.g scobyy2007, Easymoneysniper, napoleon etc

5. BITTERSWEET SAUCES :You always know their info is a PURE LIE but because its what everyone wants to hear, everbody aside the grupo's keep pampering them...its the stage you pass through before you fall into the 'burnt sauce' category e.g check NB* above

6. SALTY SAUCE :They always claim to or act as if they have one seriously sure source from untop the gmd's office, They hardly ever drop any info here as regarding the APL release date but are always very quick to throw subtle jibes or sheepishly discredit other peoples info e.g local pumpingson woman , larride, flowolf09, etc

7. SOURED SAUCE :You hardly ever know if they have any source at all, they have had several frustrations and disappointment with the Nigeria system of recruitment and so they always doubt if anything good can come in the form of recruitment...these ones, even when they bring goodnews about APL, dey add badnews inside to make sure we are not overly excited. e.g Orijinofkalu, etc

8. TASTELESS SAUCE :All their sauce always come with a condition,barring any last minuite change , once you see them, run for your life, na dem

9. RAW SAUCE :this ones have somebody somewhere who knows a gateman in an NNPC filling station somewere in katampe who is giving dem info, they dont care about the outcome of the recruitment weda they get APL or not, they are most interested and excited in giving us info, so they give it to us the way it comes, dey dont even listen to d info themselves, they just foward it as their sauce sent it and they always attach evidence.. This group can never be triggered as they get maximum satisfaction in getting the previledge to give us sauce info.. e.g, 1000airplanes

10. CREAMY SAUCE :Anything that doesn't concern olajengbesi is not their business, they like to talk about court case so much, they always provoke Teaser4 to rain down the curses

10. DEADLY SAUCE :This one's dont like goodnews at all, whenever they call their source, they are like "uncle, have they finally cancelled the recruitment? When will they announce the cancellation? e.g check NB* above


11. ACIDIC SAUCE :oh lawd in short, ademmy, muham3dd etc

12. SUCCULENT SAUCE :They always behave like a robot, you can predict their next post even as you are reading this now, they are the spirikoko pipu with mfm written allover their forehead, take a minuite to imagin they are your office mate in the towers E.g Naijatruthooha

13. SPICY SAUCE :They dont talk much, you don't need evidences to know that either they work in the towers or have strong connect in the towers, who give them the most accurate info known to anyone in the towers aside the gmd and human resource e.g panalyst, cavalier

14. DIRTY SAUCE :This ones actually have some info from their source but are always asking us to help them confirm if the info is true, or they use a comical way to relay their info to us so as to avoid being tackled. e.g ladyjane

15. SAUSAGE SAUCE :These ones know exactly whats going on with the recruitment, but ain't dropping any info. They come here often to confirm their info and for comic relief. They are just waiting for the appointed time, some of them secretly wish it to delay small for their own selfish reasons.

Ojoro...... Aremolomi is the captain of #6
Guy is quick to counter anything with the speed of light.


Nice one bro.... More ink to pen.

Why you dey drag APL with us
U probably will make a good living with your writing skills.

Na joke oo

meelee123:
I can only imagine the joy APL will bring.
Some of us need this job to take care of our aged parents and other family members, some of us are currently in debt, some of us can't remember when last we wore a new/good dress, some of us probably don't eat well, & some of us probably even have to borrow data from mtn to check nairaland. Things are difficult for many people and they just want a way out of all the struggles.
I understand why some people are really anxious, hoping and praying for this APL.
Dear God, you know all our needs without us even uttering them, please make it easy for us.

I felt this. It will be well

wetin man go do...only to hope in God

meelee123:
I can only imagine the joy APL will bring.
Some of us need this job to take care of our aged parents and other family members, some of us are currently in debt, some of us can't remember when last we wore a new/good dress, some of us probably don't eat well, & some of us probably even have to borrow data from mtn to check nairaland. Things are difficult for many people and they just want a way out of all the struggles.
I understand why some people are really anxious, hoping and praying for this APL.
Dear God, you know all our needs without us even uttering them, please make it easy for us.

meelee123:
I can only imagine the joy APL will bring.
Some of us need this job to take care of our aged parents and other family members, some of us are currently in debt, some of us can't remember when last we wore a new/good dress, some of us probably don't eat well, & some of us probably even have to borrow data from mtn to check nairaland. Things are difficult for many people and they just want a way out of all the struggles.
I understand why some people are really anxious, hoping and praying for this APL.
Dear God, you know all our needs without us even uttering them, please make it easy for us.

This is the most sensible stuff I've read here in a loooonngggg time....that "borrowed data" part made me laugh sha

Jarus and Panalyst please feed us with Updates if there is any.

Bros allow APL to rest .

There is no update any body can give from the towers other than APL will be released SOON.

Nnpccourtcase:
Jarus and Panalyst please feed us with Updates if there is any.

shey i told u ppl to remove mind from APL but una no go hear.


To conduct the interview is Human, to send APL is Divine -NNPC, 2019

Donrissy:



I Pity your heart when we begin sharing testimonies and success stories of appointment letters. Likewise other haters like you, I pity them too cos it'll be too painful for you guys.

Don't worry, I will definitely be among too...but the difference is that I will actually be spoilt for choice whether to accept or not cos d future of my business is currently looking brighter than being an employee of any company. I will have to be certain about flexibility of time to really make me take the nnpc job. I no send them tbh. Alot of water has passed under d bridge since d test.

muhamm3d:


Don't worry, I will definitely be among too...but the difference is that I will actually be spoilt for choice whether to accept or not cos d future of my business is currently looking brighter than being an employee of any company. I will have to be certain about flexibility of time to really make me take the nnpc job. I no send them tbh. Alot of water has passed under d bridge since d test.

congratulations

muhamm3d:


Don't worry, I will definitely be among too...but the difference is that I will actually be spoilt for choice whether to accept or not cos d future of my business is currently looking brighter than being an employee of any company. I will have to be certain about flexibility of time to really make me take the nnpc job. I no send them tbh. Alot of water has passed under d bridge since d test.

Why coming here and worry yourself for something that you likely not accept it?

I really want all these to come to an end.

Men of God. Any update?

Nnpccourtcase:
I really want all these to come to an end.

Then why not "settle" out of court?

darado:
Men of God. Any update?

Na you be presidential candidate na. So if you ask us na who we go ask?

Everyone should just relax, it's all gonna end this January...

darado:
Men of God. Any update?

This recruitment will come to a positive end of successful dispatching of NNPC appointment letters....

NwanyiOkpa:
shey i told u ppl to remove mind from APL but una no go hear.


To conduct the interview is Human, to send APL is Divine -NNPC, 2019

When you say "remove mind from APL", what do you mean?

hooha:
This recruitment will come to a positive end of successful dispatching of NNPC appointment letters....

Thank You Captain Obvious. Do not be a cockwomble; regurgitating and recycling the same information like some spam bot. In less than a month you have created 33 topics on Nairaland. Engage yourself....POSITIVELY!!!

adeakin777:


Thank You Captain Obvious. Do not be a cockwomble; regurgitating and recycling the same information like some spam bot. In less than a month you have created 33 topics on Nairaland. Engage yourself....POSITIVELY!!!

Words are powerful and sometimes the sayer may have deeper meaning to his casually-spoken words..So when I see negative comments or vague comments that may have "wrong" meaning(s), I must counter them with positive words....

This recruitment is alive and valid in Jesus name. Amen

hooha:
Words are powerful and sometimes the sayer may have deeper meaning to his casually-spoken words..So when I see negative comments or vague comments that may have "wrong" meaning(s), I must counter them with positive words....

This recruitment is alive and valid in Jesus name. Amen

Nawaoo!
How is it doing you
@bolden, we done hear na

Mmmmmmn, it is well, My name shall not be replaced in Jesus name , leme stop here

Speak on don’t stop .lets hear the new twist pls .

Are they replacing GT list since that is d one available according to ur last info/ update

Biolexxin:
Mmmmmmn, it is well, My name shall not be replaced in Jesus name , leme stop here