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Re: Things You Must Know Before Traveling To Lagos by Gandollar(f): 7:29pm On Jan 11, 2020
ewizard1:
5. Eko dun lalale , to ba ti lowo lapo.
Abii nau!

Oloun ma je ki eyi omo yi pa yan l'ekooo
Re: Things You Must Know Before Traveling To Lagos by tunary(m): 7:30pm On Jan 11, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Abuja anyday anytime twice on Saturday

Lagos is one over rated place

Went there as a Bini boy last two years. In fact it was the day that tanker explosion happened
And i must tell you Lagos is overrated. Too dirty and noisy.

When i entered Abuja same last two years November because i wanted an instant passport because there was no booklet in Edo state and moreover i wanted Abuja on it because i want use am go dope countries like Oman and Bahrain go run my dope shit that was when i knew the difference between Abuja and Lagos

It was even more obvious to me that Edo was actually bigger than Lagos. It took like forever to leave Edo land when you are going to Abuja. All those Edo north was like forever. So Lagos is just one small shiiit hole place that is overcrowded.
Abuja was just organised. Every body just dey organised. Big boys
No noise. I come down from motor na one gentle man approach me ask me say if i need a car drop

But in Lagos i was hearing rubbish like owo da. The conductors and drivers were speaking Yoruba non stop. No body even approach me for car drop. I was looking for where to hide my head and make call because the whole area was noisy



Abuja is too good to be compared with that shiiit hole called lagos
But lag is very good for business nah as a result of her population
Re: Things You Must Know Before Traveling To Lagos by djon78(m): 7:31pm On Jan 11, 2020
Jewessgratitude:
You prolly lived in those ajegunle area.
Talking about Ikoyi golden gate area.
Kuramo Lodge Eco hotels Vi
Or is it Amadu bello way, silverbird gallery or Awolowo road Bacchus lounge. Or Kuramo Beach?

I still can not trade any of these for those dull places you mentioned. Ok? Deal with it!
Story and what's so special about those places you mentioned?
Lived in highbrow ikoyi axis for some couple of years before I relocated to Abuja 2 years ago and I am truly enjoying this lovely City. No mad traffic etc.
Can never live in Lagos again.

Moreover even economically, Abuja controls every policy that runs this nation and once you find your way around here you see you have great leverage over Lagos and it's stress related life
Re: Things You Must Know Before Traveling To Lagos by ItooWorWor(m): 7:31pm On Jan 11, 2020
yesloaded:
grin

how do you mean?

Alrhough, Lagos go make you tough person to some extent except you no dey go out or enter danfo

If no wan talk, dem go force u to talk else dem turn you to mumu

huh
You've already answer the question
Re: Things You Must Know Before Traveling To Lagos by Nostradamus: 7:32pm On Jan 11, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Abuja anyday anytime twice on Saturday

Lagos is one over rated place

Went there as a Bini boy last two years. In fact it was the day that tanker explosion happened
And i must tell you Lagos is overrated. Too dirty and noisy.

When i entered Abuja same last two years November because i wanted an instant passport because there was no booklet in Edo state and moreover i wanted Abuja on it because i want use am go dope countries like Oman and Bahrain go run my dope shit that was when i knew the difference between Abuja and Lagos

It was even more obvious to me that Edo was actually bigger than Lagos. It took like forever to leave Edo land when you are going to Abuja. All those Edo north was like forever. So Lagos is just one small shiiit hole place that is overcrowded.
Abuja was just organised. Every body just dey organised. Big boys
No noise. I come down from motor na one gentle man approach me ask me say if i need a car drop

But in Lagos i was hearing rubbish like owo da. The conductors and drivers were speaking Yoruba non stop. No body even approach me for car drop. I was looking for where to hide my head and make call because the whole area was noisy



Abuja is too good to be compared with that shiiit hole called lagos
which is better between lagos and port harcourt?

Which will you advise a graduate looking for opportunities to base and live in between the two cities?
Re: Things You Must Know Before Traveling To Lagos by Afamed: 7:32pm On Jan 11, 2020
Gandollar:
Afamed how long have you been married to itsme01?

I'm gradually closing in on you guys.
Stop asking silly question and face your tormentor, Omenka ,the great.
See as someone take you wash below.
Re: Things You Must Know Before Traveling To Lagos by hungkee: 7:33pm On Jan 11, 2020
pacespot:
If not for jobs and economic opportunities, I don't fancy Lagos life one bit. Anytime I'm leaving Lagos for my home city Akure, I feel like a heavy load lifted off my head. The traffic jam and noise in Lagos is too much.
Correct, God bless you. Anytime i make a trip and i am coming back to Lagos i feel like crying cos i know the stress i am coming back to face again, people dey suffer dey feel say dem dey enjoy.
Re: Things You Must Know Before Traveling To Lagos by Happyfela(m): 7:34pm On Jan 11, 2020
Like someone said anything wey make me Commot Surulere, na Abroad straight o... Don't dull. EKO O NI BAJE
Re: Things You Must Know Before Traveling To Lagos by Nobody: 7:34pm On Jan 11, 2020
Gandollar:
Babe do you live in these places or are they where you hustle?
Why is everything about you guys hustling? Please I don't fall in that category.

I was born and brought up in Ikoyi. Awolowo to be precise.
Then the other places I mentioned are either where i worked or go to catch fun. Yeah.
I go to Eko hotel restaurant for their buffet, of course with ma girls.
Then kuramoh beach Is fun while silver bird gallery for the cinemas. Ok?
Change your mentality. I'm a cool Lag babe not those local hustlers like what you have in your state.
Re: Things You Must Know Before Traveling To Lagos by djon78(m): 7:34pm On Jan 11, 2020
tunary:
But lag is very good for business nah as a result of her population
And you think people are not making insane money in other parts of Nigeria?
If you know the kind of money people are making in other cities with less stress and better enjoyment of life.
Re: Things You Must Know Before Traveling To Lagos by OnyesomJ(m): 7:36pm On Jan 11, 2020
Lagos!!
The Land Of Hustlers

Eko ni baje
Re: Things You Must Know Before Traveling To Lagos by Nobody: 7:37pm On Jan 11, 2020
djon78:
Story and what's so special about those places you mentioned?
Lived in highbrow ikoyi axis for some couple of years before I relocated to Abuja 2 years ago and I am truly enjoying this lovely City. No mad traffic etc.
Can never live in Lagos again.

Moreover even economically, Abuja controls every policy that runs this nation and once you find your way around here you see you have great leverage over Lagos and it's stress related life
Well? Not my fault you could not cope with the high brow axis of Ikoyi. Its not meant for everyone.
Re: Things You Must Know Before Traveling To Lagos by Gandollar(f): 7:41pm On Jan 11, 2020
Afamed:
From Sango down to Oshodi, from Oshodi, under the bridge, board Yaba direct .Your Tf will be influenced by the time.
Haahhahahaha...this one don jump vanagon sotey e turn to monkey. grin

As I read your post, I imagined you wearing old black shoes, faded blue cotton shirt, old thread-bare black trousers, clutching a new imitation black leather document holder, strolling down from bolade to oshodi under bridge. grin
Re: Things You Must Know Before Traveling To Lagos by djon78(m): 7:42pm On Jan 11, 2020
Jewessgratitude:
Well? Not my fault you could not cope with the high brow axis of Ikoyi. Its not meant for everyone.
Well people have different preferences in life. One can choose peace, serenity over abnormal traffic congestion and stress filled living
Re: Things You Must Know Before Traveling To Lagos by Afamed: 7:42pm On Jan 11, 2020
Gandollar:
Haahhahahaha...this one don jump vanagon sotey e turn to monkey. grin

As I read your post, I imagined you wearing old black shoes, faded blue cotton shirt, old thread-bare black trousers, clutching a new imitation black leather document holder, strolling down from bolade to oshodi under bridge. grin

Re: Things You Must Know Before Traveling To Lagos by bigcasava1(m): 7:42pm On Jan 11, 2020
U forgot to mention Badoo and cult group rampage.
Re: Things You Must Know Before Traveling To Lagos by Bishop(m): 7:48pm On Jan 11, 2020
hisexcellency34:
The first rule is that once you are in Lagos, you will automatically have a new daddy and mummy. See them here
Walahi you no well ooooo.... cheesy wink grin grin
Re: Things You Must Know Before Traveling To Lagos by ChristineC: 7:49pm On Jan 11, 2020
Jewessgratitude:
I dont think i can leave lagos for any other city. All my life has been in Lag.
Anything that will make me leave Lagos, na Yankee straight!!!!
Can't live in any dull place.
your exposure ends where you've been. you haven't been somewhere but you know it's a "dull" place. na wa for nairaland comments.
Re: Things You Must Know Before Traveling To Lagos by Nobody: 7:51pm On Jan 11, 2020
ChristineC:
your exposure ends where you've been. you haven't been somewhere but you know it's a "dull" place. na wa for nairaland comments.
I'm contented. grin
Re: Things You Must Know Before Traveling To Lagos by lastchild: 7:53pm On Jan 11, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Abuja anyday anytime twice on Saturday

Lagos is one over rated place

Went there as a Bini boy last two years. In fact it was the day that tanker explosion happened
And i must tell you Lagos is overrated. Too dirty and noisy.

When i entered Abuja same last two years November because i wanted an instant passport because there was no booklet in Edo state and moreover i wanted Abuja on it because i want use am go dope countries like Oman and Bahrain go run my dope shit that was when i knew the difference between Abuja and Lagos

It was even more obvious to me that Edo was actually bigger than Lagos. It took like forever to leave Edo land when you are going to Abuja. All those Edo north was like forever. So Lagos is just one small shiiit hole place that is overcrowded.
Abuja was just organised. Every body just dey organised. Big boys
No noise. I come down from motor na one gentle man approach me ask me say if i need a car drop

But in Lagos i was hearing rubbish like owo da. The conductors and drivers were speaking Yoruba non stop. No body even approach me for car drop. I was looking for where to hide my head and make call because the whole area was noisy



Abuja is too good to be compared with that shiiit hole called lagos
lol... Truthfully they say one man's food is another man's poison, I hate that abuja With passion, and funny enough the same thing that made you love it is the same thing that made me hate it which is that it's too quite, abuja is not fun at all, I lived in wuse zone 2 with my uncle, depression nearly killed me, big big fence, all man on his own, once went to night club e be like church

Abuja no follow for my list, as long as Nigeria is concerned no place like Lagos, what makes Lagos the best is this, even if you like abuja, Lagos has area that is 90 percent abuja like, you like aba Lagos has a place like that, Lagos has a place that looks like any city in Nigeria, Lagos is fun, that's my target this 2020
Re: Things You Must Know Before Traveling To Lagos by ItooWorWor(m): 7:57pm On Jan 11, 2020
djon78:
Well people have different preferences in life. One can choose peace, serenity over abnormal traffic congestion and stress filled living
Oga forget that thing, if carry go Mushin you go love Lagos oo! grin grin cheesy
Re: Things You Must Know Before Traveling To Lagos by Starhearts: 7:59pm On Jan 11, 2020
Julesbaby:
Please nairaland members, how do I get to Yaba lagos from sango Ota.
Quickest route and estimated tfare please. Please nairaland members, how do I get to Yaba lagos from sango Ota.
Quickest route and estimated tfare please.
From sango enter oshodi from oshodi connect yabahuh
Re: Things You Must Know Before Traveling To Lagos by Austine567(m): 8:00pm On Jan 11, 2020
best comment on this thread so far.
Re: Things You Must Know Before Traveling To Lagos by SoNature(m): 8:02pm On Jan 11, 2020
If you live in Lagos and always take the yellow Danfo buses, you may gradually be losing your sanity without knowing it

Aside from traffic, Danfo conductors are the second-most uninteresting thing about Lagos

However, the interesting things are endless
Re: Things You Must Know Before Traveling To Lagos by LZAA: 8:07pm On Jan 11, 2020
Gandollar:
Afamed how long have you been married to itsme01?

I'm gradually closing in on you guys.
O jibijibijibi
Immhotep and GMBuharii must hear this
Re: Things You Must Know Before Traveling To Lagos by djon78(m): 8:07pm On Jan 11, 2020
ItooWorWor:
Oga forget that thing, if carry go Mushin you go love Lagos oo! grin grin cheesy
grin grin
Re: Things You Must Know Before Traveling To Lagos by SangoOlukosoOba(m): 8:11pm On Jan 11, 2020
Alot of prostitutes too.

But local and executive.

And the one that hawk their pvssies around too selling men's undies, wears, perfumes, shoes and any masculine related product. The product is a camouflage. What's in-between their legs thy are selling.
Re: Things You Must Know Before Traveling To Lagos by wellmax(m): 8:13pm On Jan 11, 2020
hisexcellency34:
The first rule is that once you are in Lagos, you will automatically have a new daddy and mummy. See them here
Daddy dada ni

Lagosians are not bastards that wake their parents with Jet Lee kicks
Re: Things You Must Know Before Traveling To Lagos by itsme01: 8:14pm On Jan 11, 2020
Gandollar:
Afamed how long have you been married to itsme01?

I'm gradually closing in on you guys.
orisirisi, now you are even conducting marriage for me without my consent..

just let Amotekun becomes opreational, una go hear am for our hand for this lagos.. even Habokkii go pity una,.. awon land grabbers
Re: Things You Must Know Before Traveling To Lagos by Afamed: 8:19pm On Jan 11, 2020
LZAA:
O jibijibijibi
Immhotep and GMBuharii must hear this
God bless Glo borrow data and pay later
Re: Things You Must Know Before Traveling To Lagos by vertueptime: 8:22pm On Jan 11, 2020
Handsome

hisexcellency34:
The first rule is that once you are in Lagos, you will automatically have a new daddy and mummy. See them here
Re: Things You Must Know Before Traveling To Lagos by Kobicove(m): 8:28pm On Jan 11, 2020
hisexcellency34:
The first rule is that once you are in Lagos, you will automatically have a new daddy and mummy. See them here
cheesy cheesy cheesy
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