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chinavs9ja:
There is doubt, Lagos is beautiful and it is a place where you can meet successful people. It is a place where everyone will like to site their business. However, easily you can get sold out on some of the negative news about Lagos. But it doesn't mean everything is glooming, there is still some negative side of Lagos. Believe me, it is a place you will love to settle down for business. That is why am taking my time to write out some tips you must know before you travel down to Lagos. Below are the things you must know:

You must have a bearing
Trust me you will be frustrated for the first time visiting Lagos without knowing where you are going. You have to plan what you are going there for and which part of Lagos you are going. This should be the first thing on your agenda before travelling to Lagos.

You must know how to mind your business
Unlike other cities where foreigners and tourists usually look different and odd. But Lagosians hardly give so much attention to foreigners or visitors, this is because they are used to seeing them. Lagos is where people mind their business, don't expect them to start asking you questions about where you are coming from or you are going either. So, mind your business and stay focus on what brings you to Lagos.

Traffic Jam is inevitable
You should know that you are going to Lagos to face traffic jams. It will be stressful if you have a private car. A friend visited me with his car last year, he never knew what came over him to abandon his car for public transport.

Lagos nightlife is always fun
Don't be surprised when you can't even explain how you spent your January salary. You must have the self-discipline to overcome the pleasure that comes around you when you receive your salary.

Written By Chinawapz;

Ogaonos:
wat about security tips.because I hear stories of one chance ritualist posing as commercial riders.wat d security tips on dt

hisexcellency34:
The first rule is that once you are in Lagos, you will automatically have a new daddy and mummy. See them here

LZAA:
O jibijibijibi
Immhotep and GMBuharii must hear this

Jewessgratitude:
Why is everything about you guys hustling? Please I don't fall in that category.

I was born and brought up in Ikoyi. Awolowo to be precise.
Then the other places I mentioned are either where i worked or go to catch fun. Yeah.
I go to Eko hotel restaurant for their buffet, of course with ma girls.
Then kuramoh beach Is fun while silver bird gallery for the cinemas. Ok?
Change your mentality. I'm a cool Lag babe not those local hustlers like what you have in your state.

LZAA:
O jibijibijibi
Immhotep and GMBuharii must hear this

itsme01:
orisirisi, now you are even conducting marriage for me without my consent..

just let Amotekun becomes opreational, una go hear am for our hand for this lagos.. even Habokkii go pity una,.. awon land grabbers

Afamed:
God bless Glo borrow data and pay later

Gandollar:
Like seriously? My state? What is my state?

I wasn't even thinking along the lines of your dirty mind so why the gragra madam cool Lagos babe?

Cantonese:
Can one actually mind his business in Lagos? Ok if you live in face me I face you in Ajegunle, Amukoko, Ijesha, Lawanson, Idi-oro, Ijora Badia, Orile, Mushin, Agege, Okoko, Idi araba, Jibowu/Fadeyi, how can you mind your business there?

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Abuja anyday anytime twice on Saturday

Lagos is one over rated place

Went there as a Bini boy last two years. In fact it was the day that tanker explosion happened
And i must tell you Lagos is overrated. Too dirty and noisy.

When i entered Abuja same last two years November because i wanted an instant passport because there was no booklet in Edo state and moreover i wanted Abuja on it because i want use am go dope countries like Oman and Bahrain go run my dope shit that was when i knew the difference between Abuja and Lagos

It was even more obvious to me that Edo was actually bigger than Lagos. It took like forever to leave Edo land when you are going to Abuja. All those Edo north was like forever. So Lagos is just one small shiiit hole place that is overcrowded.
Abuja was just organised. Every body just dey organised. Big boys
No noise. I come down from motor na one gentle man approach me ask me say if i need a car drop

But in Lagos i was hearing rubbish like owo da. The conductors and drivers were speaking Yoruba non stop. No body even approach me for car drop. I was looking for where to hide my head and make call because the whole area was noisy



Abuja is too good to be compared with that shiiit hole called lagos

LZAA:
So na man u marry
Sai mama

itsme01:



[s]Lagos sweet no be small, na why some people hardly return to their village, and when they do for december they run back before January 3[/s]


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rentAcock:
Lagos is a hustler's city, no food for lazy man. But if you make it in lagos, you can make it anywhere on this planet.

bjsteve:
[s]Lagos is different from other part of the country in so many way and is the most developed but some places on the mainland is can be very dirty and some places on the island can look like a foreign land[/s]

Afamed:
God bless Glo borrow data and pay later

HoDareU:
let me explain this in pidgin english: when you reach oshodi, abeg shine your eye wellu wellu oh. 1. One dirty agbero like helinues afamed yorubahero12 statusquoante go do as if he dey stroll for ur front. Before you u look left and right, ur phone, moni and purge don jakpa . . .

Jewessgratitude:
Story for the gods.
Please this is already stale. So move on already.

Afamed:
Confused coward mofo

Gandollar:
Keep talking... Elenu gbigbe

mcyemite:
that one ehn,na your head you go beg make u no jam them...because even one chance ritualist sef dey enter one chance for lagos...talkless of ordinary person...

The Best tip on that is to not go out on odd hours and always take your bus from park but even at that when u get to Lagos u would understand that ,it practically impossible to always go to park for bus..