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My Funny Expirence While Wooing A Girl by Nobody: 3:42pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
Since it's a throw back thursday,let me share my embarassing wooing experience as an 18yr old then. One cool evening while me&my guy was strooling,this beautiful babe just walked past us. The sight of dat booty prompted me to go for d chase. |
Re: My Funny Expirence While Wooing A Girl by Nobody: 3:44pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
Okay and? |
Re: My Funny Expirence While Wooing A Girl by Nobody: 3:47pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
Little did i know dat this delailah was leading me 2 the lion's den. She smiled effortlessly as i threw my wooing rhymes&just when i taught i was doing d magic,this girl led me straight 2 her mum's shop. d foolish me taught it was a warmly invite o! 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: My Funny Expirence While Wooing A Girl by Nobody: 3:48pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
favoryte33:Okay and? |
Re: My Funny Expirence While Wooing A Girl by Nobody: 3:49pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
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Re: My Funny Expirence While Wooing A Girl by Preshy561(f): 3:55pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
This story reminds me of when my sis led a foolish man wooing her to our house only to flog him mercilessly with a spatula. We were begging her to stop, she said the man was telling her he wants to taste her big nyash that he must have a taste of it today. My sis is way taller than the man. I can't forget that experience, this happened as at 2013. 24 Likes |
Re: My Funny Expirence While Wooing A Girl by Nobody: 3:58pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
I walked in straight into d hair saloon to meet a fierce looking woman beeming with suspicion. i didn't realize i was sweating profusely as d woman asked who i was.i could hear d girl laughing at d corner as i turned stammerer.My friend had japa already 27 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: My Funny Expirence While Wooing A Girl by decatalyst(m): 4:01pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
Preshy561: I hope she is married now 76 Likes 1 Share
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Re: My Funny Expirence While Wooing A Girl by Thegeneralqueen(f): 4:03pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
Re: My Funny Expirence While Wooing A Girl by Thegeneralqueen(f): 4:06pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
Preshy561:You should have poured pepper on his di*k so that next time he'll learn how to respect ladies 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Funny Expirence While Wooing A Girl by Thegeneralqueen(f): 4:07pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
decatalyst:And how is that your problem 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Funny Expirence While Wooing A Girl by Nobody: 4:07pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
[quote author=Preshy5 the man was telling her he wants to taste her big yansh. lol,me i didn't flirt to dat extent o |
Re: My Funny Expirence While Wooing A Girl by Nobody: 4:17pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
Omg I totally love your sis Some men are truly useless and shameless Preshy561: 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Funny Expirence While Wooing A Girl by decatalyst(m): 4:21pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
Thegeneralqueen: It's just a question! 11 Likes |
Re: My Funny Expirence While Wooing A Girl by decatalyst(m): 4:22pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
AlataSuesue: Yeah...dont get anything to do with one else, you are an hypocrite! 3 Likes |
Re: My Funny Expirence While Wooing A Girl by decatalyst(m): 4:22pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
AlataSuesue: Yeah...dont get anything to do with one, else you are an hypocrite! 1 Like |
Re: My Funny Expirence While Wooing A Girl by Nobody: 4:25pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
Otondo I said “some” Abi are you guilty? decatalyst: |
Re: My Funny Expirence While Wooing A Girl by SameerAhmad: 4:29pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
Very foolish beings! Some men will be messing up everywhere. As your toaster, even if i tell you say I want fvck your mother, you have no right to slap me not to talk of leading me to your motherfvcking house to beat me!!! Preshy561: Just because he said he wanted to taste your sister's yansh 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Funny Expirence While Wooing A Girl by Preshy561(f): 4:33pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
Thegeneralqueen:Haha. Laugh didn't allow me. The man's head was all swollen and he couldn't say anything when we asked him what brought him to our house. I'm sure the one my sis gave him was enough, honestly. 3 Likes |
Re: My Funny Expirence While Wooing A Girl by Preshy561(f): 4:37pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
favoryte33:Lol. My sis did enough justice to him. We were just laughing after the scene. 1 Like |
Re: My Funny Expirence While Wooing A Girl by TimFisher2: 4:44pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
Preshy561: Nonsense If is well to do man or some one like wizkid Ur sister would have carry the man enter bush and bleeped the hell out of him and close mouth No one will even know what happened Rubbish! Just tell me what actually angered your sister? That made her behave like a rabid dog Not definitely what the guy said but because the guy is short or not looking rich Nonsense! 41 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: My Funny Expirence While Wooing A Girl by Ekakamba: 4:56pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
Preshy561: So forking whot if your sis is way taller than the guy? What a barbaric fellow! I don't blame you lots, I blame the wimp of a man. 14 Likes |
Re: My Funny Expirence While Wooing A Girl by LegendaryLover(m): 5:14pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
Preshy561: very funny. same thing happened to my neighbour's younger sis. he followed her all the way to her doorstep. she had to ask her elder bro inside to send him away. i was inside. heard noise. came out. heard what happened. went back inside so i can laugh. he followed her like someone that's possessed. walahi. although the girl fine sha. 5 Likes |
Re: My Funny Expirence While Wooing A Girl by Preshy561(f): 5:16pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
LegendaryLover:Lol. It's always funny. |
Re: My Funny Expirence While Wooing A Girl by chubinwa(m): 5:57pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
Crazy experience |
Re: My Funny Expirence While Wooing A Girl by Liposure: 6:17pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
AlataSuesue:e alatasuesue awon ti sulia kan ayetoro kan malo mi ngbadun e bawoni |
Re: My Funny Expirence While Wooing A Girl by Liposure: 6:21pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
Preshy561:preshbaby na you biko. I just dey gbadun ya swag. How u dey omalicha |
Re: My Funny Expirence While Wooing A Girl by samsam2019: 6:28pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
AlataSuesue:she committed a crime. Women all the time make comments about having sex with men. If all men were to lure them home and flog them you ladies will be screaming like a goat that men are scum 2 Likes |
Re: My Funny Expirence While Wooing A Girl by BabbanBura(m): 6:44pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
Preshy561: Are you telling us you have big yansh and are also tall? 4 Likes |
Re: My Funny Expirence While Wooing A Girl by BabbanBura(m): 6:48pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
AlataSuesue: I love 'spicy ponmo' so much I can eat everyday! |
Re: My Funny Expirence While Wooing A Girl by hashtagged(m): 6:59pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
Preshy561: Iron lady, no mess with them |
Re: My Funny Expirence While Wooing A Girl by Jimbadly: 7:10pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
Preshy561: Do You have big nyash like your sister? 1 Like |
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