Since it's a throw back thursday,let me share my embarassing wooing experience as an 18yr old then. One cool evening while me&my guy was strooling,this beautiful babe just walked past us. The sight of dat booty prompted me to go for d chase.

Okay and?

Little did i know dat this delailah was leading me 2 the lion's den. She smiled effortlessly as i threw my wooing rhymes&just when i taught i was doing d magic,this girl led me straight 2 her mum's shop. d foolish me taught it was a warmly invite o!

favoryte33:
Little did i know dat this delailah was leading me 2 the lion's den. She smiled effortlessly as i threw my wooing rhymes&just when i taught i was doing d magic,this girl led me straight 2 her mum's shop. d foolish me taught it was a warmly invite o!

Okay and?

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This story reminds me of when my sis led a foolish man wooing her to our house only to flog him mercilessly with a spatula. We were begging her to stop, she said the man was telling her he wants to taste her big nyash that he must have a taste of it today.

My sis is way taller than the man.

I can't forget that experience, this happened as at 2013.

I walked in straight into d hair saloon to meet a fierce looking woman beeming with suspicion. i didn't realize i was sweating profusely as d woman asked who i was.i could hear d girl laughing at d corner as i turned stammerer.My friend had japa already

Preshy561:


This story reminds me of when my sis led a foolish man wooing her to our house only to flog him mercilessly with a spatula. We were begging her to stop, she said the man was telling her he wants to taste her big nyash that he must have a taste of it today.

My sis is way taller than the man.

I can't forget that experience, this happened as at 2013.

I hope she is married now

Preshy561:


This story reminds me of when my sis led a foolish man wooing her to our house only to flog him mercilessly with a spatula. We were begging her to stop, she said the man was telling her he wants to taste her big nyash that he must have a taste of it today.

My sis is way taller than the man.

I can't forget that experience, this happened as at 2013.

You should have poured pepper on his di*k so that next time he'll learn how to respect ladies

decatalyst:


I hope she is married now

And how is that your problem

[quote author=Preshy5 the man was telling her he wants to taste her big yansh. lol,me i didn't flirt to dat extent o

Omg I totally love your sis

Some men are truly useless and shameless

Preshy561:


This story reminds me of when my sis led a foolish man wooing her to our house only to flog him mercilessly with a spatula. We were begging her to stop, she said the man was telling her he wants to taste her big nyash that he must have a taste of it today.

My sis is way taller than the man.

I can't forget that experience, this happened as at 2013.

Thegeneralqueen:
And how is that your problem

It's just a question!

AlataSuesue:
Omg I totally love your sis

Some men are truly useless and shameless

Yeah...dont get anything to do with one else, you are an hypocrite!

AlataSuesue:
Omg I totally love your sis

Some men are truly useless and shameless

Yeah...dont get anything to do with one, else you are an hypocrite!

Otondo I said “some”
Abi are you guilty?

decatalyst:


Yeah...dont get anything to do with one else, you are an hypocrite!

Very foolish beings! Some men will be messing up everywhere. As your toaster, even if i tell you say I want fvck your mother, you have no right to slap me not to talk of leading me to your motherfvcking house to beat me!!!

Preshy561:

Haha. Laugh didn't allow me.

The man's head was all swollen and he couldn't say anything when we asked him what brought him to our house.
I'm sure the one my sis gave him was enough, honestly.

Just because he said he wanted to taste your sister's yansh

Thegeneralqueen:
You should have poured pepper on his di*k so that next time he'll learn how to respect ladies

Haha. Laugh didn't allow me.

The man's head was all swollen and he couldn't say anything when we asked him what brought him to our house.
I'm sure the one my sis gave him was enough, honestly.

favoryte33:
[quote author=Preshy5 the man was telling her he wants to taste her big yansh. lol,me i didn't flirt to dat extent o

Lol. My sis did enough justice to him. We were just laughing after the scene.

Preshy561:


This story reminds me of when my sis led a foolish man wooing her to our house only to flog him mercilessly with a spatula. We were begging her to stop, she said the man was telling her he wants to taste her big nyash that he must have a taste of it today.

My sis is way taller than the man.

I can't forget that experience, this happened as at 2013.

Nonsense

If is well to do man or some one like wizkid

Ur sister would have carry the man enter bush and bleeped the hell out of him and close mouth

No one will even know what happened

Rubbish!

Just tell me what actually angered your sister? That made her behave like a rabid dog

Not definitely what the guy said but because the guy is short or not looking rich


Nonsense!

Preshy561:


This story reminds me of when my sis led a foolish man wooing her to our house only to flog him mercilessly with a spatula. We were begging her to stop, she said the man was telling her he wants to taste her big nyash that he must have a taste of it today.

My sis is way taller than the man.

I can't forget that experience, this happened as at 2013.

So

forking whot

if your sis is way taller than the guy?

What a barbaric fellow!

I don't blame you lots, I blame the wimp of a man.

Preshy561:


This story reminds me of when my sis led a foolish man wooing her to our house only to flog him mercilessly with a spatula. We were begging her to stop, she said the man was telling her he wants to taste her big nyash that he must have a taste of it today.

My sis is way taller than the man.

I can't forget that experience, this happened as at 2013.

very funny.
same thing happened to my neighbour's younger sis.
he followed her all the way to her doorstep. she had to ask her elder bro inside to send him away.
i was inside. heard noise. came out. heard what happened. went back inside so i can laugh.
he followed her like someone that's possessed. walahi.
although the girl fine sha.

LegendaryLover:


very funny.
same thing happened to my neighbour's younger sis.
he followed her all the way to her doorstep. she had to ask her elder bro inside to send him away.
i was inside. heard noise. came out. heard what happened. go back inside so i can laugh.
he followed her like someone that's possessed. walahi. although the girl fine sha.

Lol. It's always funny.

Crazy experience

AlataSuesue:
Otondo I said “some”
Abi are you guilty?

e alatasuesue awon ti sulia kan ayetoro kan malo mi ngbadun e bawoni

Preshy561:

Lol. It's always funny.

preshbaby na you biko. I just dey gbadun ya swag. How u dey omalicha

AlataSuesue:
Omg I totally love your sis

Some men are truly useless and shameless

she committed a crime. Women all the time make comments about having sex with men. If all men were to lure them home and flog them you ladies will be screaming like a goat that men are scum

Preshy561:


This story reminds me of when my sis led a foolish man wooing her to our house only to flog him mercilessly with a spatula. We were begging her to stop, she said the man was telling her he wants to taste her big nyash that he must have a taste of it today.

My sis is way taller than the man.

I can't forget that experience, this happened as at 2013.

Are you telling us you have big yansh and are also tall?

AlataSuesue:
Omg I totally love your sis

Some men are truly useless and shameless

I love 'spicy ponmo' so much I can eat everyday!

Preshy561:


This story reminds me of when my sis led a foolish man wooing her to our house only to flog him mercilessly with a spatula. We were begging her to stop, she said the man was telling her he wants to taste her big nyash that he must have a taste of it today.

My sis is way taller than the man.

I can't forget that experience, this happened as at 2013.

Iron lady, no mess with them

Preshy561:


This story reminds me of when my sis led a foolish man wooing her to our house only to flog him mercilessly with a spatula. We were begging her to stop, she said the man was telling her he wants to taste her big nyash that he must have a taste of it today.

My sis is way taller than the man.

I can't forget that experience, this happened as at 2013.

Do You have big nyash like your sister?