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LilMissFavvy:
Will they listen or will they learn? Even the dirrtty ones are busy throwing jabs. Also guys have a habit of playing or twitching their beards /moustache in public, I find it very disgusting. You guys should stop fiddling with your beards in public, dirty habit. If you are a lady dating a dirty man, buy him good soaps, roll-ons, perfumes, toothpastes, etc, if he still does not get the message, better run for your life. Some men are very clean though, perfect dentition, good looks, smelling good, it turns a lady on.

Rebelworld:
This post shows the type of men you’ve been sleeping / hanging with. And the thing about men is that they rarely ever approach women that are above their standards.

So basically, if you seem to be attracting only men that are abysmally dirty, you really should check yourself.

Belafonte:
This is a better use of your limited mental capabilities. I encourage you to start many such threads instead of wasting your time boxing winds.

Happy Sunday to you

funmisticqueen2:
Are you begging me?

Belafonte:
For?

LilMissFavvy:
Will they listen or will they learn? Even the dirrtty ones are busy throwing jabs. Also guys have a habit of playing or twitching their beards /moustache in public, I find it very disgusting. You guys should stop fiddling with your beards in public, dirty habit. If you are a lady dating a dirty man, buy him good soaps, roll-ons, perfumes, toothpastes, etc, if he still does not get the message, better run for your life. Some men are very clean though, perfect dentition, good looks, smelling good, it turns a lady on.

MrTruth4real:
Is there anybody that doesn't wash their ass after poo, that's terrible, where do u meet these men?

CastingCrowns:
Men please take care of ur body.. Most of u have very poor hygiene though it goes both ways but men seem to be more careless.. Instead of attacking the poster learn one or two things and leave.

vincentjk:
Body odour in women can be so irritating, I once got choked and couldn't breath perceiving one odour like that from one model wannabe last week

CastingCrowns:
Thats why i said it goes both ways.. Women too can be very careless about their hygiene.. Cleanliness should be taken seriously by both sexes.

funmisticqueen2:
BACKHANDED COMPLIMENTS ARE SOMETHING PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE cOwards give.

funmisticqueen2:
DISCLAIMER: This is not a thread to bash guys, quite the opposite. There will be a part two of this and a part 3 for women



I consider it a miracle, how some guys managed to get laid. Let me tell you why. Thier personal hygiene is abyssmal. I finally understand why lesbians say men stink. Some of them do!! I finally got some insight into the possible culprits. Let me get into details, but allow me to also add some that I (and maybe other ladies) have noticed in general. Pardon me if it seems like I am getting angrier as I write on, because I am. I will also make a post for women too later so don't try to derail this thread


1. Please wash your anus. The asscrack between your buttcheeks, that place, while bathing, take a good sponge, get in there, scrub that MOFO daily without fail,pity us na, Some off you walk with poo around all day. Pls use water or tissue after the number 2.

2. Still on the bathing issue, sponge and soap is your friend. Bath twice a day, Washing just your hands, face and chest then rinsing the rest is not a shower. Scrub every where, the asscrack, behind your ears, your balls and joystick, your navel, armpits, in-between your toes. Your back. If you get that 500 naira long sponge that mallams carry around and sell, hold it like a samurai sword arms apart and scrub it up, down and diagonally across your back, you won't miss a spot. I promise.

3. About hair in general, you guys try for the one on top of your head, but if you are getting bald, which is nothing to be ashamed of, it is better to shave everything and look like lex luthor than to have semi circle of hair with a main road in the middle like pa James. That look isn't sexy.

4. Now to all body hair i.e beards, chest hair, armpit hair, pubes and ball hair. If your beards are scrawny and sparse, it's not really a good look. No one will tell you, but it looks like pubic hair on your face.it also looks like the beards are new recruits for TALIBAN or AL- QAEDA. Some girls like the beard gang, some don't, but beautiful,fuckboy kinda beards look like
a well manicured garden, not an abandoned bush. Chest hair is lovely, but back hair is gross. Your armpit hair and pubes should not look like the Amazon forest , jutting out with your arms folded down, trim them. I know a lot of you think it's too girly to shave trimming is a healthier alternative. Crab lice is a real thing. Shave all your ball hairs. Please I beg you.

5[. Cut your damn nails especially the longest one the pinky finger, it's a breeding ground for bacteria and you look like a creep. When a friend told me what y'all Keep it for, I was disgusted.

6. Practice skincare: You will not transform into Bobrisky or grow a vagina, if you use cream to rub your body,use a body scrub occasionally, or use lip bal.. This is more for you than for me, it's a good thing when men don't look older than their age which is rare. COSMETICS ARE NOT YOUR ENEMY.

7. WEAR clothes that fit you. Especially deeper life men and socially akward men. That baggy nonsense is irritating. Not too tight either. Girls hate it when they realize that a man has more nyansh than them. Such a waste. Dress fashionably and modestly. Sagging,is uncool.

8. Cheap body spray is a turn off: Axe is a major culprit, that thing is choking. Use good roll on or anti prespirants. Rexona, Nivea,DOVE , and Old spice are good ones. The stick variety tends to last longer. Invest in a good cologne. Men who smell cheap get less babes. Perfume oils are a good way to smell like designer without spending so much, good ones like cool water, joop homme, Clive Christian 1872, One million, Creed aventus, Sauvage make you smell wealthy

This and many more will be thrashed in part 2

funmisticqueen2

1. Please wash your anus. [/b:
The asscrack between your buttcheeks, that place, while bathing, take a good sponge, get in there, scrub that MOFO daily without fail,pity us na, Some off you walk with poo around all day[b].Pls use water or tissue after the number 2.


4.Now to all body hair. [b][/b]i.e beards, chest hair, armpit hair, pubes and ball hair.If your beards are scrawny and sparse, it's not really a good look. No one will tell you, but it looks like pubic hair on your face.it also looks like the beards are new recruits for TALIB

Belafonte:
Your intellect is as ugly as your face

derealj:
How do you know these if you are celibate? Or you just go about town checking the balls and anus of men. SMH

funmisticqueen2:
still passive aggressive like a weak woman I see. Your kind is useless

funmisticqueen2:
guy pls note this feedback

AfroKnight post=85941863[s:
Lol. If the OP was someone who paid attention to her own looks, perhaps this would be more acceptable.[/s]

Generally, men are not as concerned about looking perfect. I love smelling good. Body sprays and deodorants and the occasional EDP. But I wear only practical clothes. Nothing fancy. One time, when I dressed up and stepped out for a wedding, my female Neighbor said “So you can dress like this” I no get time for fine boy tins.

And yes, many young guys are guilty of wearing nothing to mask their musk. While your natural musk might be appealing to your babe, please it is not appealing to other men and women. Use a deodorant. Nigeria is humid and hot. You will sweat. Consider those around you.

[b]As for the point about guys with big bums, well, what can I say? They can hardly do anything about that. [/b]Any sensible person should know this.

Guys should dress neat at all times cos you are, more often than not, addressed by your appearance.[b][/b]

funmisticqueen2:
@ bolded.

Don't wear tight trousers if you have a big derriere as a man

AfroKnight:
Lol. If the OP was someone who paid attention to her own looks, perhaps this would be more acceptable.

Generally, men are not as concerned about looking perfect. I love smelling good. Body sprays and deodorants and the occasional EDP. But I wear only practical clothes. Nothing fancy. One time, when I dressed up and stepped out for a wedding, my female Neighbor said “So you can dress like this” I no get time for fine boy tins.

And yes, many young guys are guilty of wearing nothing to mask their musk. While your natural musk might be appealing to your babe, please it is not appealing to other men and women. Use a deodorant. Nigeria is humid and hot. You will sweat. Consider those around you.

As for the point about guys with big bums, well, what can I say? They can hardly do anything about that. Any sensible person should know this.

Guys should dress neat at all times cos you are, more often than not, addressed by your appearance.

funmisticqueen2:
In the hospital.

funmisticqueen2:
DISCLAIMER: This is not a thread to bash guys, quite the opposite. There will be a part two of this and a part 3 for women



I consider it a miracle, how some guys managed to get laid. Let me tell you why. Thier personal hygiene is abyssmal. I finally understand why lesbians say men stink. Some of them do!! I finally got some insight into the possible culprits. Let me get into details, but allow me to also add some that I (and maybe other ladies) have noticed in general. Pardon me if it seems like I am getting angrier as I write on, because I am. I will also make a post for women too later so don't try to derail this thread


1. Please wash your anus. The asscrack between your buttcheeks, that place, while bathing, take a good sponge, get in there, scrub that MOFO daily without fail,pity us na, Some off you walk with poo around all day. Pls use water or tissue after the number 2.

2. Still on the bathing issue, sponge and soap is your friend. Bath twice a day, Washing just your hands, face and chest then rinsing the rest is not a shower. Scrub every where, the asscrack, behind your ears, your balls and joystick, your navel, armpits, in-between your toes. Your back. If you get that 500 naira long sponge that mallams carry around and sell, hold it like a samurai sword arms apart and scrub it up, down and diagonally across your back, you won't miss a spot. I promise.

3. About hair in general, you guys try for the one on top of your head, but if you are getting bald, which is nothing to be ashamed of, it is better to shave everything and look like lex luthor than to have semi circle of hair with a main road in the middle like pa James. That look isn't sexy.

4. Now to all body hair i.e beards, chest hair, armpit hair, pubes and ball hair. If your beards are scrawny and sparse, it's not really a good look. No one will tell you, but it looks like pubic hair on your face.it also looks like the beards are new recruits for TALIBAN or AL- QAEDA. Some girls like the beard gang, some don't, but beautiful,fuckboy kinda beards look like
a well manicured garden, not an abandoned bush. Chest hair is lovely, but back hair is gross. Your armpit hair and pubes should not look like the Amazon forest , jutting out with your arms folded down, trim them. I know a lot of you think it's too girly to shave trimming is a healthier alternative. Crab lice is a real thing. Shave all your ball hairs. Please I beg you.

5[. Cut your damn nails especially the longest one the pinky finger, it's a breeding ground for bacteria and you look like a creep. When a friend told me what y'all Keep it for, I was disgusted.

6. Practice skincare: You will not transform into Bobrisky or grow a vagina, if you use cream to rub your body,use a body scrub occasionally, or use lip bal.. This is more for you than for me, it's a good thing when men don't look older than their age which is rare. COSMETICS ARE NOT YOUR ENEMY.

7. WEAR clothes that fit you. Especially deeper life men and socially akward men. That baggy nonsense is irritating. Not too tight either. Girls hate it when they realize that a man has more nyansh than them. Such a waste. Dress fashionably and modestly. Sagging,is uncool.

8. Cheap body spray is a turn off: Axe is a major culprit, that thing is choking. Use good roll on or anti prespirants. Rexona, Nivea,DOVE , and Old spice are good ones. The stick variety tends to last longer. Invest in a good cologne. Men who smell cheap get less babes. Perfume oils are a good way to smell like designer without spending so much, good ones like cool water, joop homme, Clive Christian 1872, One million, Creed aventus, Sauvage make you smell wealthy

This and many more will be thrashed in part 2

Rebelworld:
You said it yourself that most of the men you come across are dirty, that’s on you.

Lmaoo me guilty? I wouldn’t be this good looking if I wasn’t taking care of my body. Matter of fact, I look way better than you do, and yes I know you’re a woman

RedCandy:
slut