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Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by chieveboy(m): 8:15pm On Jan 20, 2020
tianshie:



I was scared, but didn't feel "paranormally" violated. Your response is really insightful and I will keep this in mind. Thank you.

You're welcome. It's easier said than done, but l thought what if you waited and watched after they jumped in... smiley

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Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by LOGOBELT: 9:46pm On Jan 20, 2020
Jman06:
To hell with you!
For as long we are both going there together... I don't mind
See you in hell bro

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Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by 1Sharon(f): 11:13pm On Jan 20, 2020
Ola17:
This op again! After you were busted on your friend’s father being a ghost thread, here you are again.

Well, your stories makes for a good read and appeals to imagination. I only pity those that take you seriously.

So it's him again?

This guy must be sponsored by seun

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Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by tianshie(m): 12:43am On Jan 21, 2020
1Sharon:


So it's him again?

This guy must be sponsored by seun

I am "sponsored" by the need to reveal urgent truths about our existence. I do not know Seun, and he does not know me.
Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by tianshie(m): 12:51am On Jan 21, 2020
Ola17:
This op again! After you were busted on your friend’s father being a ghost thread, here you are again.

Well, your stories makes for a good read and appeals to imagination. I only pity those that take you seriously.

Comments I got on that thread helped my friend process his father's disappearance. I know you jaywalked into this thread. Jaywalk out the same way.
Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by 1Sharon(f): 1:10am On Jan 21, 2020
tianshie:


I am "sponsored" by the need to reveal urgent truths about our existence. I do not know Seun, and he does not know me.

Fuсk off
Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by 1Sharon(f): 1:12am On Jan 21, 2020
tianshie:


Comments I got on that thread helped my friend process his father's disappearance. I know you jaywalked into this thread. Jaywalk out the same way.

Was that politician you posted his father like you claimed? undecided
Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by tianshie(m): 1:56am On Jan 21, 2020
1Sharon:


Fuсk me

No, thanks. Take your STDs elsewhere.
Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by 1Sharon(f): 2:36am On Jan 21, 2020
tianshie:


No, thanks. Take your STDs elsewhere.

After you. Liar.

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Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by Ola17: 3:04am On Jan 21, 2020
1Sharon:


So it's him again?

This guy must be sponsored by seun

You could be right.

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Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by funsoul: 1:15pm On Jan 21, 2020
ThundrCork:


This is very common with children between the ages of 3 and 6. At this age, their way of reasoning is beyond logic and perceive other dimensions adults can't comprehend. We are not alone!
Oga sent u a pm. It's about solar powered cold room. Pls respond
Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by budaatum: 1:36pm On Jan 21, 2020
Blakjewelry:

You said you heard voices of people jumping and splashes water, then you said see these boys meaning they were many, now on getting there you saw only one man and a woman doing their thing how do you reconcile these sta9
And the mermaids had "her legs raised". lol!

tianshie:
When I emerged on the water, my head began to swell. I mean literally. I saw a woman with reddish skin lying on her back on the bank, her legs raised.

Below is what I think.

tianshie:
I laughed in their faces. Mermaids? Were they sure? I told them off for being idiots...

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Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by budaatum: 1:47pm On Jan 21, 2020
Vintax:
I believe your story to be true because i have seen a j 5 bus with a creature like a dragon inside along markudi to abuja road just close to this tiv people villages though it was in the night around 11 to 12 midnight but many people still think i am lying to them
I believe your story too because I once saw a rat jump on to the moon, move it towards the sun to warm it up a bit, and eat it all up - the moon o, and not the rat! - then the same rat ate the entire sun!

Thankfully, it was around 11 to 12 midnight and the Japanese who created the sun on the flat earth and put fuel to make it burn, created another sun which rose in the morning and by night a new moon grew too. You should have seen that rat when the Chinese finally caught it with a Made in China mousetrap. It was bigger than an Ekene Dili Chukwu bus!

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Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 9:19pm On Jan 21, 2020
A nigga once said:was it not this same guy that posted about his friend dad been a ghost.which later turned out that the said man is a poltician in sieria lone...

Hear he is again chunning out another imaginary story,and people have started believing him..

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Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by GermanMelania: 10:02pm On Jan 21, 2020
tianshie:
I don't know if this is the right place to post this terrifying experience. I travelled home (to Nigeria) last month. My cousins told me mermaids had been spotted at the village stream (iyi) numerous times, and the elders had decided people should stop going to the stream. They were literally shaking. I laughed in their faces. Mermaids? Were they sure? I told them off for being idiots and they shook their heads,

On December 24th we were supposed to go watch football. After I waited for them in front of our compound, I thought perhaps they had gone to the stream. I began walking there. As I approached I heard the sound of voices, like people jumping in the water and shouting for joy. I said to myself, "See these boys oh. So na here dem come to enjoy with their babes."

When I emerged on the water, my head began to swell. I mean literally. I saw a woman with reddish skin lying on her back on the bank, her legs raised. A good looking man with a band of cowries around his wrist was on top of her moving his hips powerfully between her thighs. They saw me. Stopped. They looked at me. I just stood there as if a giant hand pressed me to the spot.

Then they slipped quietly into the water, and submerged themselves, completely disappeared. I'm not ashamed to say I ran from that place screaming like a girl.

Some people have suggested I go for cleansing. But apart from some nightmares, I feel okay.

But damn! It's the most bizarre experience of my life!!!!!!

Anyone have a similar experience?


Hello. Is this a true story? We would like to cerify your story. We are an online publication and are currently running a campaign. If you can provide details and a video of this and we are able to independently verify it, we will pay you 1 million naira. This stands for you and other people who can show evidence of these other worldly tales. Kindly contact us via messages.

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Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by tianshie(m): 1:41am On Jan 22, 2020
Yes, this is a true story. I can provide details but sadly no video. It is brilliant you're willing to pay one million naira for a story like mine. If you're really willing to throw down this much, God bless you. More power to you. The publishing industry, not just in Nigeria, but the world, needs folks like you.

There are a lot of creatives/ eyewitnesses on Nairaland who need this sort of financing. I'm good.
Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by tianshie(m): 1:56am On Jan 22, 2020
Urhobokwaleboy:
A nigga once said:was it not this same guy that posted about his friend dad been a ghost.which later turned out that the said man is a poltician in sieria lone...

Hear he is again chunning out another imaginary story,and people have started believing him..

This is no imaginary story. It really did happen. Ghosts and mermaids are real and you're a dude with a PhD, playa hating degree.
Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by Nobody: 2:48am On Jan 22, 2020
Don't write the OP off, Mermaids do exist.There was a time the U.S government planted sonars device in the sea, but some creatures keep destroying the device.They latter found out they where mermaids. Don't be suprise they are the one destroying mtn fibre cables at sea.
Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by Ola17: 3:25am On Jan 22, 2020
uruba23:
Don't write the OP off, Mermaids do exist. There was a time the U.S government planted sonars device in the sea, but some creatures keep destroying the device.They latter found out they where mermaids. Don't be suprise they are the one destroying mtn fibre cables at sea .

Any credible links to verify this story?

See I’m a big fan of the Fantasy genre, but trying to pass same off as a real life experience and not the fiction that it is, is bad IMO. There are people out there who’s worldview is shaped by what they read on this forum and Willfully misleading them is nothing short of pure evil.

Note: still trying to figure out what tianshe’s real intents are.

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Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by Nobody: 3:35am On Jan 22, 2020
Ola17:


Any credible links to verify this story?

See I’m a big fan of the Fantasy genre, but trying to pass same off as a real life experience and not the fiction that it is bad IMO. There are people out there who’s worldview is shaped by what they read on this forum and Willfully misleading them is nothing short of pure evil.

Note: still trying to figure out what tianshe’s real intents are.
Go to YouTube there are two clips showing partial mermaids existence
Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by Ola17: 3:40am On Jan 22, 2020
uruba23:

Go to YouTube there are two clips showing partial mermaids existence

You mean those hoax videos that has been debunked countless times? I will pass.
Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by Nobody: 3:41am On Jan 22, 2020
Ola17:


You mean those hoax videos that has been debunked countless times? I will pass.
no the one involving a company checking its oil rig when something fired arrow at a fish.
Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by Ola17: 3:42am On Jan 22, 2020
uruba23:

no the one involving a company checking its oil rig when something fired arrow at a fish.

Care to post the link?
Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by Nobody: 3:48am On Jan 22, 2020
Ola17:


Care to post the link?
not my priority now may be later. ...even there is a video of chinese fishing only to net a mermaid.
Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by GermanMelania: 6:57am On Jan 22, 2020
tianshie:
Yes, this is a true story. I can provide details but sadly no video. It is brilliant you're willing to pay one million naira for a story like mine. If you're really willing to throw down this much, God bless you. More power to you. The publishing industry, not just in Nigeria, but the world, needs folks like you.

There are a lot of creatives/ eyewitnesses on Nairaland who need this sort of financing. I'm good.
well can you provide informatoon? The name of the town someone we can contsct locally . You seem to be a story writer. You end your tales asking what people think. Your friend's father stole from john holt. Your friend's father is a ghost. You saw mermaids. Are you a writer seeking a muse? You are causing more harm than good in an already precarious space. Go to r/no sleep on reddit if you are seeking inspiration. Let's separate fact ftom fiction

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Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by GermanMelania: 6:59am On Jan 22, 2020
uruba23:
Don't write the OP off, Mermaids do exist.There was a time the U.S government planted sonars device in the sea, but some creatures keep destroying the device.They latter found out they where mermaids. Don't be suprise they are the one destroying mtn fibre cables at sea.

No they don't. Columbus say MANATEES and thought them to be mermaids. There is zero proof. With all the cameras in the world now we should have video evidence. Op is being very evasive because he is a liar.
Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by tianshie(m): 12:15pm On Jan 22, 2020
GermanMelania:
well can you provide informatoon? The name of the town someone we can contsct locally . You seem to be a story writer. You end your tales asking what people think. Your friend's father stole from john holt. Your friend's father is a ghost. You saw mermaids. Are you a writer seeking a muse? You are causing more harm than good in an already precarious space. Go to r/no sleep on reddit if you are seeking inspiration. Let's separate fact ftom fiction


It's a bit rich that a no-name magazine like yours that's been making the rounds on Nairaland cap-in-hand begging for materials should call another entity a liar. You don't provide a website link for your so-called magazine. Not an official address. Why the cloak-and dagger approach if you're a respectable outfit? I wouldn't trust an organization that couldn't be vulnerable with me.

If you insist on casting aspersions on my character, take that one million naira and shove it up your as.s.

And don't let the door hit you on your way out.
Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by Professorcplus(m): 3:03pm On Jan 22, 2020
This is what happens to people that grew up believing every superstitious story. Your mind is replaying the imaginations you have clouded it with.

What you saw were probably some traditional worshipers carrying your their regular duties which is common among them. It could also be some strangers doing something nasty and try to hid the moment they saw you. Which ever way it is not mermaid.

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Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by budaatum: 4:40pm On Jan 22, 2020
uruba23:
Don't write the OP off, Mermaids do exist.There was a time the U.S government planted sonars device in the sea, but some creatures keep destroying the device.They latter found out they where mermaids. Don't be suprise they are the one destroying mtn fibre cables at sea.
Source please, so those ignorant about mermaids can reduce their ignorance.

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Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by budaatum: 4:44pm On Jan 22, 2020
uruba23:

not my priority now may be later. ...even there is a video of chinese fishing only to net a mermaid.
But it's not your priority to reduce our ignorance. Some people!

Mermaids are real! See here.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrHABk5v5kE

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Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by kingxsamz(m): 5:23pm On Jan 22, 2020
Shibaraba:
Bros you just saw your village priest cleansing the punna of one village woman whom he probably rubbed with redoil due to his constant visits to porn hub oiled ebony section. They probably knew you would japa that's why they went into water. Them go still nack after you go.
My opinion though

Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by kingxsamz(m): 5:25pm On Jan 22, 2020
Adeling:
We do see strange things in life at one point, but no one tend to believe us.
I once saw 3 creatures 6ft tall, moving around a tree in the middle of the night, I was a child then. Something prompt me to wake up as I was staying in the same room with my greatgrandmom (may her soul rest in peace). I woke up peeped through the window and I saw them with the head of a beast that is not know to man, and a tail, standing erect and walking around a big tree. I could see this because there was light pointing at the tree. more like a (can't describe) but very scary. I saw this from the first floor. No body believes this till today except my siblings.
It is one of those things that makes you kind of see life in a different way.
I think that tree has some spiritual significance to it.
This happened in Edo state by the way.
Funny enough I'm one of very few people that saw a lot of abnormal things as a child.
This is just one of them. But like I said it sound strange and impossible.
So there's likely the op saw sth like that.

A friend of mine once saw the popular bush baby that carries mat as a child, he said he looked at it and he saw a very old but small looking man with a mat, that he was the only one to see it and no one else even though it was in a public place. Let me stop here. There's a lot I've seen that I can't say. But the bottom line is that this things happen.

It's all in your head bro.
And that bush baby stuff is a fvcking myth.

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