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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:01pm On Jan 20, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- Bubble


Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
theenchanter!
pu7pl3!

*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:11pm On Jan 20, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
First I am dried, then I am wet;
The longer I swim,
The more taste you get.

What am I? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 9:47pm On Jan 20, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

TEA


I was banned but I'm still the champ here angry

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:56pm On Jan 20, 2020
Nekr0N:

TEA

I was banned but I'm still the champ here angry
cool

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by jerrykk(m): 9:58pm On Jan 20, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
tea bag

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 11:12pm On Jan 20, 2020
BankyGee:

*Whispers*
Baby, I'm with my manager, call me later. Bye smiley


Male or female? undecided

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 11:19pm On Jan 20, 2020
Nekr0N:
Ayanfe29 you mentioned me 16 times and you not even talking to me grin grin

Hehehe....shey you were encouraging BankyGee to make me consistent! Pay the price dear tongue

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 11:20pm On Jan 20, 2020
BankyGee:

His twin brother just helped him. I would've said you should shoot his leg but yesterday was a Sunday, pastor's sermon is still echoing in my head. Let the sermon evaporate first smiley

Lol....... I hear you

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 11:21pm On Jan 20, 2020
Theenchanter2:
super-cool.... my twin bro won't be scared of ur Ayanfe's gunshot again.

Hope some of the lives are for sale? smiley


Rara o! Very impossible sef.... He's selling nada to you

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 11:21pm On Jan 20, 2020
BankyGee:

You want to buy trouble o.
5 is for Ayanfe
4's for me
I lost one when I took a bullet for her back then cheesy

kiss

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 11:22pm On Jan 20, 2020
BankyGee:

Oh shocked
You gave him a Suicide Mission to execute grin


Now you get the scope!

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 11:22pm On Jan 20, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided



Tea bag

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:35am On Jan 21, 2020
Ayanfe29:


Male or female? undecided
She's a female. Hope you ain't doubting me? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:37am On Jan 21, 2020
Ayanfe29:


Rara o! Very impossible sef.... He's selling nada to you
Tell him bae angry

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:48am On Jan 21, 2020
Ayanfe29:


Now you get the scope!
Sense wee not kee you grin
That's why you are my princess kiss

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 12:40pm On Jan 21, 2020
Ayanfe29:


Hehehe....shey you were encouraging BankyGee to make me consistent! Pay the price dear tongue

Lol,I don't have a problem with it o..matter of fact you can carry on.. mention me as much as you want dear grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Theenchanter2: 1:36pm On Jan 21, 2020
Ayanfe29:



Rara o! Very impossible sef.... He's selling nada to you
lobatan!
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Theenchanter2: 1:40pm On Jan 21, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
though d riddle has been answered... but one yeye dirty mind just made me see another answer to this riddle. gringringrin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Mcuzy(m): 4:25pm On Jan 21, 2020
Theenchanter2:
though d riddle has been answered... but one yeye dirty mind just made me see another answer to this riddle. gringringrin
It was the first answer that came to my mind ,..... I just kept quiet .
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by theenchanter: 4:36pm On Jan 21, 2020
Mcuzy:
It was the first answer that came to my mind ,..... I just kept quiet .
ok......
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 5:21pm On Jan 21, 2020
Theenchanter2:
though d riddle has been answered... but one yeye dirty mind just made me see another answer to this riddle. gringringrin

Mcuzy:
It was the first answer that came to my mind ,..... I just kept quiet .

Dirty minds grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:12pm On Jan 21, 2020
Theenchanter2:
though d riddle has been answered... but one yeye dirty mind just made me see another answer to this riddle. gringringrin
Baba o
Wehdone sah
Mcuzy wehdone sah undecided

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Mcuzy(m): 7:16pm On Jan 21, 2020
See the way dem attack us like say na only we think like that , hmmm..... lipsrsealed

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by theenchanter: 7:57pm On Jan 21, 2020
Mcuzy:
See the way dem attack us like say na only we think like that , hmmm..... lipsrsealed
na so i see am too o. grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:14pm On Jan 21, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- Tea


Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Nekr0N! grin
jerrykk!
Ayanfe29!

*Claps, cheers*

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:27pm On Jan 21, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy:
"If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me £50, but if I cannot, I will pay you £50."
The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes, he'll just say he weighs more or less.
At the end, the boy ended up paying the man £50.

How did the man win the bet? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:31pm On Jan 21, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

The man wrote "your exact weight" on the paper like he said he would

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by theenchanter: 8:32pm On Jan 21, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
the man wrote "your exact weight" on that piece of paper.

I've come across this b4. grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:00am On Jan 22, 2020
BankyGee:

Sense wee not kee you grin

That's why you are my princess kiss


kiss

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:01am On Jan 22, 2020
BankyGee:

She's a female. Hope you ain't doubting me? undecided


Female?!!! Mo gbe o!!!

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:02am On Jan 22, 2020
Nekr0N:


Lol,I don't have a problem with it o..matter of fact you can carry on.. mention me as much as you want dear grin

Nekr0N

Nekr0N

Nekr0N

Nekr0N

Nekr0N

Nekr0N

Nekr0N

Nekr0N

Nekr0N

Nekr0N

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