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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by theenchanter: 3:40pm On Jan 23, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
A man locked his Personal Computer with a password and wrote some phrases in the hint box.
Oneday, his wife tries to login in his absence using the hints which contained the following;
4 grapes
1 apple
7 bananas
7 mangoes
2 pineapples
1 orange
8 pomegranates

What is the password?
4th letter in grape is P
1st in apple is A
7th in bananas is S
7th in mangoes is S
2nd in pineapple is I
1st in orange is O
8th in pomegranates is N

The password is PASSION.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by theenchanter: 3:41pm On Jan 23, 2020
pu7pl3:


4177218
passwords can't be in numbers but words, numbers can only be added.

Numbers are used for PINs.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 4:24pm On Jan 23, 2020
theenchanter:
passwords can't be in numbers but words, numbers can only be added.

Numbers are used for PINs.

Tbh I didn't think much about that riddle well as I was watching my match but passwords can be numbers too even on laptops

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by theenchanter: 4:57pm On Jan 23, 2020
pu7pl3:


Tbh I didn't think much about that riddle well as I was watching my match but passwords can be numbers too even on laptops
ok.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:23pm On Jan 23, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- PASSION (for explanation, view theenchanter's post)

Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
theenchanter!
*Claps, cheers*

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:27pm On Jan 23, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
I like to twirl my body;
But keep my head up high.
Immediately I go in,
Everything becomes tight.

What am I? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by theenchanter: 11:30pm On Jan 23, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
oga, my dirty mind is at work tonight.... will think about d proper answer tomorrow. smiley

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:41pm On Jan 23, 2020
theenchanter:
oga, my dirty mind is at work tonight.... will think about d proper answer tomorrow. smiley
Chai! You need redemption grin

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by theenchanter: 11:46pm On Jan 23, 2020
BankyGee:

Chai! You need redemption grin
serious one.... i'm not even in d right frame of mind for this riddle.

Na one yeye thread i dey for politics section. grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 6:08am On Jan 24, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

A screw

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by jerrykk(m): 6:50am On Jan 24, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

screw

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by theenchanter: 9:50am On Jan 24, 2020
Ok, screw that!
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 12:24pm On Jan 24, 2020
BankyGee:

OoH... I reMEmBEr nOw, i WaS TeSTiNG tHaT foRGettING sPeLL, guESS iT WoRKeD grin

Looks like it worked on Ayanfe29 too Cos she has forgotten to show herself here for 2days now undecided

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 1:36pm On Jan 24, 2020
Nekr0N:


Looks like it worked on Ayanfe29 too Cos she has forgotten to show herself here for 2days now undecided
ShE tRAveLLeD bRo grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 2:55pm On Jan 24, 2020
BankyGee:

Abi, baby epp me tell him o...


grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 2:56pm On Jan 24, 2020
BankyGee:

Ayanfe, let Nekr0N finish his rituals meant for the dark-blooded beings first na, this can distract him... Ehn, biko smiley


Ehn ehn, who are the dark blooded fiful o?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 2:56pm On Jan 24, 2020
BankyGee:

Emi ke? It's knorr me o grin


Is Maggi you ngbana

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 2:57pm On Jan 24, 2020
hulk616:
what is going on here? angry angry angry

See kweshun o
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 2:58pm On Jan 24, 2020
Nekr0N:


Lmao grin grin why are you summoning me this time?

Ayam just passing by your hood ni
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 2:58pm On Jan 24, 2020
Ayanfe29:


See kweshun o
what is the meaning of this?
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 2:59pm On Jan 24, 2020
BankyGee:

OoH, BuT yOu DiDn't TeLL mE nAH, i jUsT StARtEd mINe tODaY sad


So, una don dey work together abi
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 3:01pm On Jan 24, 2020
BankyGee:

Ayanfe is my princess o. Aikant use her for rituals na, don't even let her hear you if not... undecided
Lemme just pause lipsrsealed

Mcuzy...be kiaful o. I know you're fighting for me but you see this my husband...ehn....

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 3:01pm On Jan 24, 2020
BankyGee:

Ayanfe is my princess o. Aikant use her for rituals na, don't even let her hear you if not... undecided
Lemme just pause lipsrsealed
.Mcuzy...be kiaful o. I know you're fighting for me but you see this my husband...ehn....
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 3:02pm On Jan 24, 2020
BankyGee:

OoH... I reMEmBEr nOw, i WaS TeSTiNG tHaT foRGettING sPeLL, guESS iT WoRKeD grin


Yeepa!
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 3:06pm On Jan 24, 2020
theenchanter:
passwords can't be in numbers but words, numbers can only be added.

Numbers are used for PINs.


Don't mind Pu7pl3.....fake riddle solver!!
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 3:07pm On Jan 24, 2020
BankyGee:

ShE tRAveLLeD bRo grin


Nekr0N, Ayam back from where una two send me go
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 3:09pm On Jan 24, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


This riddle Sha! Lemme keep kwayet.

SCREW
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 3:10pm On Jan 24, 2020
hulk616:
what is the meaning of this?


Nothing o
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 3:16pm On Jan 24, 2020
Ayanfe29:



Nothing o
seriously nothing. angry angry

If you dont tell the meaning i will ..........................................................................................
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 3:17pm On Jan 24, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
4th letter in grape is P
1st in apple is A
7th in bananas is S
7th in mangoes is S
2nd in pineapple is I
1st in orange is O
8th in pomegranates is N

The password is PASSION.
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 3:32pm On Jan 24, 2020
Ayanfe29:



Don't mind Pu7pl3.....fake riddle solver!!

Please respect the resident champion grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 3:32pm On Jan 24, 2020
hulk616:
seriously nothing. angry angry

If you dont tell the meaning i will ..........................................................................................

kweshun=question

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