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Re: Countdown Thread To #deactivateyourmoniker by MJBOLT: 4:09am On Jan 01, 2020
1Sharon:

Happy new bro, you made it. Yahweh didn't kill you.

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Re: Countdown Thread To #deactivateyourmoniker by EmperorHarry: 8:02am On Jan 01, 2020
And there goes another entertaining act.

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Re: Countdown Thread To #deactivateyourmoniker by StrikeBack(m): 9:42am On Jan 01, 2020
Happy new year guys


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Re: Countdown Thread To #deactivateyourmoniker by finalboss(m): 9:43am On Jan 01, 2020
See as i dy laugh grin cheesy

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Re: Countdown Thread To #deactivateyourmoniker by finalboss(m): 9:44am On Jan 01, 2020
Lordreed wicked o grin

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Re: Countdown Thread To #deactivateyourmoniker by finalboss(m): 9:45am On Jan 01, 2020
LordReed:


Well its 7:50pm here and the sun is very much set. Which other miracle should we be expecting?
Burst my brain grin

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Re: Countdown Thread To #deactivateyourmoniker by finalboss(m): 9:46am On Jan 01, 2020
StrikeBack:
Happy new year guys


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There's this crazy guy. Always replying with long notes.. grin

Oraoloye or something grin

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Re: Countdown Thread To #deactivateyourmoniker by finalboss(m): 9:51am On Jan 01, 2020
Vic2Ree:
Jesusjnr2 should be deactivated as well

As well as jjresurrected cheesy
grin grin

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Re: Countdown Thread To #deactivateyourmoniker by Thegamingorca(m): 9:57am On Jan 01, 2020
Has the said jesusjnr also renounced jesus or God?

That's more important than just deactivating lol

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Re: Countdown Thread To #deactivateyourmoniker by LordReed(m): 11:03am On Jan 01, 2020
finalboss:

There's this crazy guy. Always replying with long notes.. grin

Oraoloye or something grin

I don't bother reading those posts as to me he deliberately makes them long for no justifiable reason, like a troll really.

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Re: Countdown Thread To #deactivateyourmoniker by LordReed(m): 11:05am On Jan 01, 2020
Thegamingorca:
Has the said jesusjnr also renounced jesus or God?

That's more important than just deactivating lol

Nah, I wouldn't expect that really but it should show him how unreasonable some of his positions are.

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Re: Countdown Thread To #deactivateyourmoniker by finalboss(m): 11:09am On Jan 01, 2020
LordReed:


I don't bother reading those posts as to me he deliberately makes them long for no justifiable reason, like a troll really.
grin grin cheesy grin grin

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Re: Countdown Thread To #deactivateyourmoniker by finalboss(m): 11:10am On Jan 01, 2020
LordReed:


Nah, I wouldn't expect that really but it should show him how unreasonable some of his positions are.
Be like tf is wrong with this dude. Everytime grin

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Re: Countdown Thread To #deactivateyourmoniker by LordReed(m): 11:53am On Jan 01, 2020
StrikeBack:
Happy new year guys


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Happy New Year to you too!
Re: Countdown Thread To #deactivateyourmoniker by StrikeBack(m): 11:59am On Jan 01, 2020
finalboss:

There's this crazy guy. Always replying with long notes.. grin

Oraoloye or something grin
The mishigas guy abi.

I always exit any thread I see his comments

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Re: Countdown Thread To #deactivateyourmoniker by finalboss(m): 12:40pm On Jan 01, 2020
StrikeBack:

The mishigas guy abi.

I always exit any tread I see his comments
i dy sure say that guy no dy alright grin.

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Re: Countdown Thread To #deactivateyourmoniker by 1Sharon(f): 1:04pm On Jan 01, 2020
finalboss:

There's this crazy guy. Always replying with long notes.. grin

Oaroloye or something grin

Lool..I don't think anybody has ever engaged him

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Re: Countdown Thread To #deactivateyourmoniker by finalboss(m): 1:31pm On Jan 01, 2020
1Sharon:


Lool..I don't think anybody has ever engaged him
grin mishigas grin

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Re: Countdown Thread To #deactivateyourmoniker by 1Sharon(f): 1:35pm On Jan 01, 2020
finalboss:

grin mishigas grin

cheesy he's not well

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Re: Countdown Thread To #deactivateyourmoniker by WinningEleven(m): 12:22am On Jan 02, 2020
The accusers and finger pointers rejoice as they think they have achieved their goals and won grin

But its only Friday grin
Sunday is coming grin
The vices of Satan can be repackaged but can never be changed grin

Jesus is King!

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Re: Countdown Thread To #deactivateyourmoniker by Nobody: 8:55am On Jan 02, 2020
WinningEleven:
The accusers and finger pointers rejoice as they think they have achieved their goals and won grin

But its only Friday grin
Sunday is coming grin
The vices of Satan can be repackaged but can never be changed grin

Jesus is King!

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Re: Countdown Thread To #deactivateyourmoniker by Vic2Ree(m): 11:59am On Jan 02, 2020
WinningEleven:
The accusers and finger pointers rejoice as they think they have achieved their goals and won grin

But its only Friday grin
Sunday is coming grin
The vices of Satan can be repackaged but can never be changed grin

Jesus is King!
Congratulations. You've outdone yourself

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Re: Countdown Thread To #deactivateyourmoniker by budaatum: 12:47am On Jan 04, 2020
Its the third day.

Re: Countdown Thread To #deactivateyourmoniker by Hermes019: 7:53pm On Jan 04, 2020
lmfao

I'm just stumbling on this thread after a long while
OMG my ribs are cracking
Jesusjnr u would be missed,I always loved the guy

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Re: Countdown Thread To #deactivateyourmoniker by Nobody: 8:12pm On Jan 04, 2020
There is no one like yahweh who alone does great wonder and unsearchable are his ways behold they are past finding out.

Jesus is Lord

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Re: Countdown Thread To #deactivateyourmoniker by Nobody: 8:54pm On Jan 04, 2020
solite3:
There is no one like yahweh who alone does great wonder and unsearchable are his ways behold they are past finding out.

Jesus is Lord
yet failed to honor his servant jnr after all the effort and time jnr invested into preaching his words(though erroneously) .
Jnr gave his all to the course of Yahweh (though erroneously) ,thus he should have done something at least,responded when he needed him most to approve of him ...he let him down. Jnr may be an a$$,but his intentions was not bad...Yahweh should have showed himself even in a miniature way....a whole year of creating hundreds of threads now wasted.
I come online at times(4am) and jnr will be creating a thread for Yahweh....

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Re: Countdown Thread To #deactivateyourmoniker by Nobody: 9:57pm On Jan 04, 2020
Michellekabod2:
yet failed to honor his servant jnr after all the effort and time jnr invested into preaching his words(though erroneously) .
Jnr gave his all to the course of Yahweh (though erroneously) ,thus he should have done something at least,responded when he needed him most to approve of him ...he let him down. Jnr may be an a$$,but his intentions was not bad...Yahweh should have showed himself even in a miniature way....a whole year of creating hundreds of threads now wasted.
I come online at times(4am) and jnr will be creating a thread for Yahweh....


Jesujnr is not his servant.
Yahweh is glorious and extremely holy, full of wisdom, compassion and love yet completely just and righteous in all his way, his word is the most honored above all things.
The bible is where you can learn of him but you need to humble yourself.
Jesus is Lord

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Re: Countdown Thread To #deactivateyourmoniker by budaatum: 11:04pm On Jan 04, 2020
Michellekabod2:
yet failed to honor his servant jnr after all the effort and time jnr invested into preaching his words(though erroneously) .
Jnr gave his all to the course of Yahweh (though erroneously) ,
How can one be erroneously giving to Yahweh? Does Yahweh accept erroneous "preaching of his words??

Jnr's investment was in jnr and he erroneously invested his time in himself, perhaps, unknowingly, despite being repeatedly warned by many often.

Pity. I miss him.

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Re: Countdown Thread To #deactivateyourmoniker by Nobody: 11:59pm On Jan 04, 2020
budaatum:

How can one be erroneously giving to Yahweh? Does Yahweh accept erroneous "preaching of his words??

Jnr's investment was in jnr and he erroneously invested his time in himself, perhaps, unknowingly, despite being repeatedly warned my many often.

Pity. I miss him.
it was not always that way. His earliest topics were cool,you know better because you were the FIRST atheist to spot him...his last days showed a remarkable change ,he was going back to his earliest sane days... I thought your fictional God doesn't use perfect people. At least moses,the character of your holy book had anger issues....

Anyway I respect you for not gloating and jubilating over your triumph(jnr himself would have gloated and open threads to boast of your failure if the reverse was the case and you lost to him)....


He will be back soon. This time better

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Re: Countdown Thread To #deactivateyourmoniker by HappyPagan: 1:41pm On Jan 13, 2020
Thread of the year already. grin
Re: Countdown Thread To #deactivateyourmoniker by kkins25(m): 10:35pm On Jan 13, 2020
Hahahahah!!!! We should do this more often!! Hahahahahahah..
Re: Countdown Thread To #deactivateyourmoniker by oaroloye(m): 6:12pm On Jan 27, 2020
SHALOM!

LordReed:


The dead do not receive punishment or reward, they are dead.

The Oyinbos are IGNORANT IDIOTS, and do not know what they are talking about, nor how to read The Bible.

AFTERLIFE SURVIVAL REQUIRES A SPECIAL TECHNIQUE- WHICH ANIMALS AND NORMAL SINNERS NEVER LEARN- SO THEY USUALLY NEVER EXPERIENCE ANY AFTERLIFE!

This technique involves acquring TOTAL RECALL ACCESS to one's memories from BIRTH-till-DEATH.

It is built-in in BIBLE RELIGION.

Those who diligently serve YAHWEH GOD or LORD YESHUA, will automatically acquire TOTAL RECALL, as a matter-of-course.

There is no verse in The Bible that says: "DO THIS, AND YOU WILL ATTAIN TOTAL RECALL!"

Nonetheless, if you dilligently apply The Bible's relevant Commandments- THE LAW OF MOSES and THE GOSPEL OF YESHUA- you will attain TOTAL RECALL.

LEVITICUS 11:1-47.
MATTHEW 18:1-35.

There are FIVE possible AFTERLIFE Fates:

4. ASCENSION: Translation into a higher Universe.

3. PARADISE: An EARTH UNIVERSE Sanctuary to protect the Righteous, who lack HEAVENLY Awareness.

2. HELL: An Earth Universe "TORTURE CHAMBER."

1. OBLIVION: The Destruction of what remains of one's Soul, after one has FAILED the SENTIENCE TEST at Death, and become classified as "JUST A DUMB ANIMAL."

0. REINCARNATION: The BODYSNATCHING of other Human Bodies, to prolong one's life.

Evidence apparently proving the possibility is inconclusive.

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