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donstan18:
I've got many, but I'll tell one.

During my 100lvl registration then in school. Any graduate or student can relate how stressful, tiring and crowded it use to be doing registrations.

It was so sunny that very day with crowd of freshers everywhere, i got tired at some point and decided to get some rest under a tree. Unbuttoned the first two buttons of my long sleeve shirt for air while getting some rest

Some minutes later, a very big yellow-headed lizard fell from the tree and found its way inside my singlet[Singlet was tucked in my jeans], I screamed so high and got the attention of 99% of students there, while trying to make way for lizard by pulling my singlet from my jean, I ended up opening another way for the lizard to jump inside my boxer. At that moment, I shouted and nervously got confused that I couldn't differentiate my prick from the lizard in my boxer because both of them were dangling and dancing around as I was screaming and rehearsing makossa dance in public, jumping around the tree shouting and behaving like a mad man. People couldn't help because they don't know how to, rather, some were laughing and shouting in amusement.

As God had it, i successfully dragged the lizard out, it jumped out, nodded its head and was there looking at me like a fool instead of running, out of anger of embarrassment, I chased the lizard with my tattered clothes and ended up falling down while the lizard escaped. People were laughing as I was, just so FVCKING EMBARRASSED and PISSED that I was so ashamed to even stand and clean my cloth.

Fortunately, two ladies from the crowd stepped forward, helped me picked my scattered files and cleaned my clothes[Thou they were smiling and laughing while helping], and I had to laugh too in shame.

Nna eh! I just jejely gather morale waka comot, find okada begin dey go my lodge

Registration no be by force!!

A good script for a comedy show.

I dey look yansh for my street till i fall inside gutter, The worst part be say the gutter na dose ones wey dey get dirty water, And na around 2pm wey children dey leave skul, The fine girl na primary skul teacher sef, She get yansh like mad,
Omo i shame for myself dat day, I smell reach my ous ni, Dose children con dey follow me dey tell me sorry sir till i enter our gate

donstan18:
I've got many, but I'll tell one.

During my 100lvl registration then in school. Any graduate or student can relate how stressful, tiring and crowded it use to be doing registrations.

It was so sunny that very day with crowd of freshers everywhere, i got tired at some point and decided to get some rest under a tree. Unbuttoned the first two buttons of my long sleeve shirt for air while getting some rest

Some minutes later, a very big yellow-headed lizard fell from the tree and found its way inside my singlet[Singlet was tucked in my jeans], I screamed so high and got the attention of 99% of students there, while trying to make way for lizard by pulling my singlet from my jean, I ended up opening another way for the lizard to jump inside my boxer. At that moment, I shouted and nervously got confused that I couldn't differentiate my prick from the lizard in my boxer because both of them were dangling and dancing around as I was screaming and rehearsing makossa dance in public, jumping around the tree shouting and behaving like a mad man. People couldn't help because they don't know how to, rather, some were laughing and shouting in amusement.

As God had it, i successfully dragged the lizard out, it jumped out, nodded its head and was there looking at me like a fool instead of running, out of anger of embarrassment, I chased the lizard with my tattered clothes and ended up falling down while the lizard escaped. People were laughing as I was, just so FVCKING EMBARRASSED and PISSED that I was so ashamed to even stand and clean my cloth.

Fortunately, two ladies from the crowd stepped forward, helped me picked my scattered files and cleaned my clothes[Thou they were smiling and laughing while helping], and I had to laugh too in shame.

Nna eh! I just jejely gather morale waka comot, find okada begin dey go my lodge

Registration no be by force!!

Dis no be embarassment na, na disgrace

donstan18:
I've got many, but I'll tell one.

During my 100lvl registration then in school. Any graduate or student can relate how stressful, tiring and crowded it use to be doing registrations.

It was so sunny that very day with crowd of freshers everywhere, i got tired at some point and decided to get some rest under a tree. Unbuttoned the first two buttons of my long sleeve shirt for air while getting some rest

Some minutes later, a very big yellow-headed lizard fell from the tree and found its way inside my singlet[Singlet was tucked in my jeans], I screamed so high and got the attention of 99% of students there, while trying to make way for lizard by pulling my singlet from my jean, I ended up opening another way for the lizard to jump inside my boxer. At that moment, I shouted and nervously got confused that I couldn't differentiate my prick from the lizard in my boxer because both of them were dangling and dancing around as I was screaming and rehearsing makossa dance in public, jumping around the tree shouting and behaving like a mad man. People couldn't help because they don't know how to, rather, some were laughing and shouting in amusement.

As God had it, i successfully dragged the lizard out, it jumped out, nodded its head and was there looking at me like a fool instead of running, out of anger of embarrassment, I chased the lizard with my tattered clothes and ended up falling down while the lizard escaped. People were laughing as I was, just so FVCKING EMBARRASSED and PISSED that I was so ashamed to even stand and clean my cloth.

Fortunately, two ladies from the crowd stepped forward, helped me picked my scattered files and cleaned my clothes[Thou they were smiling and laughing while helping], and I had to laugh too in shame.

Nna eh! I just jejely gather morale waka comot, find okada begin dey go my lodge

Registration no be by force!!

A woman with a prick

Beckysexy:
Mine was when I fell down
In front of a guy that has been asking me out but I kept refusing
The annoying part was when him and his foolish friends were laughing at me.

It's was so embarrassing tho.

Lol
Can imagine

donstan18:
I've got many, but I'll tell one.

During my 100lvl registration then in school. Any graduate or student can relate how stressful, tiring and crowded it use to be doing registrations.

It was so sunny that very day with crowd of freshers everywhere, i got tired at some point and decided to get some rest under a tree. Unbuttoned the first two buttons of my long sleeve shirt for air while getting some rest

Some minutes later, a very big yellow-headed lizard fell from the tree and found its way inside my singlet[Singlet was tucked in my jeans], I screamed so high and got the attention of 99% of students there, while trying to make way for lizard by pulling my singlet from my jean, I ended up opening another way for the lizard to jump inside my boxer. At that moment, I shouted and nervously got confused that I couldn't differentiate my prick from the lizard in my boxer because both of them were dangling and dancing around as I was screaming and rehearsing makossa dance in public, jumping around the tree shouting and behaving like a mad man. People couldn't help because they don't know how to, rather, some were laughing and shouting in amusement.

As God had it, i successfully dragged the lizard out, it jumped out, nodded its head and was there looking at me like a fool instead of running, out of anger of embarrassment, I chased the lizard with my tattered clothes and ended up falling down while the lizard escaped. People were laughing as I was, just so FVCKING EMBARRASSED and PISSED that I was so ashamed to even stand and clean my cloth.

Fortunately, two ladies from the crowd stepped forward, helped me picked my scattered files and cleaned my clothes[Thou they were smiling and laughing while helping], and I had to laugh too in shame.

Nna eh! I just jejely gather morale waka comot, find okada begin dey go my lodge

Registration no be by force!!

You cracking me up ���

My wallet slipped out of my pocket with almost 10k in it. Multiple atm cards and driver's license.

Thankfully I was dressed to kill that day. People say my appearance and some one paid for my fare. I was humbled by that experience


When I got home, I got a call my wallet was kept by a lady who searched it in and out and found a note I wrote my number, she called returned the wallet in tact asked the church I attended. I prayed for her and her husband. But was in shock for the next two days.

Embarrassed but turned out joyful.

Nairaland30:
I farted before a professor on stage during my project defense.

you should have emptied your bowels and leave without taking anything

donstan18:
I've got many, but I'll tell one.

During my 100lvl registration then in school. Any graduate or student can relate how stressful, tiring and crowded it use to be doing registrations.

It was so sunny that very day with crowd of freshers everywhere, i got tired at some point and decided to get some rest under a tree. Unbuttoned the first two buttons of my long sleeve shirt for air while getting some rest

Some minutes later, a very big yellow-headed lizard fell from the tree and found its way inside my singlet[Singlet was tucked in my jeans], I screamed so high and got the attention of 99% of students there, while trying to make way for lizard by pulling my singlet from my jean, I ended up opening another way for the lizard to jump inside my boxer. At that moment, I shouted and nervously got confused that I couldn't differentiate my prick from the lizard in my boxer because both of them were dangling and dancing around as I was screaming and rehearsing makossa dance in public, jumping around the tree shouting and behaving like a mad man. People couldn't help because they don't know how to, rather, some were laughing and shouting in amusement.

As God had it, i successfully dragged the lizard out, it jumped out, nodded its head and was there looking at me like a fool instead of running, out of anger of embarrassment, I chased the lizard with my tattered clothes and ended up falling down while the lizard escaped. People were laughing as I was, just so FVCKING EMBARRASSED and PISSED that I was so ashamed to even stand and clean my cloth.

Fortunately, two ladies from the crowd stepped forward, helped me picked my scattered files and cleaned my clothes[Thou they were smiling and laughing while helping], and I had to laugh too in shame.

Nna eh! I just jejely gather morale waka comot, find okada begin dey go my lodge

Registration no be by force!!

Your profile says you're a lady na.

How come you get prick?

When Buhari enta again

The day everyone in my area found out that I am an Alien.

In 2002 we we wanted to do our common entrance, Dos fine fine gal in my class come see me with cigarette wey i pick for ground(tho make i no lie na smoke a bin wan smoke the cigar before, its been long i had bn smoking mat and paper and i had d opportunity to smoke the real cigar wen i saw it on ground)

see as dem dey shout my name in the street dat i want to smoke cigar..chaii i nearly die bn the kind of brilliant and reserved boy i was/am. i just had to go home prematurely and started crying...ahh Wale no worry e go better na.

2018, as a fresh corper out from camp with that ill-fitting NYSC-issued khaki I went to the ATM. As i was trying to cross the metallic chain barricade due to too much crowd at the normal exit lane, my khaki trouser restricted my leg movement and i toppled over the barrier landing with a gbam to the ground

That was definitely when I tried to woo a lady, and I was just thrown off balance. She was too fine, I began to stammer.

Meanwhile, if you need a fitness smartwatch check my signature

Mateen1000:
I dey look yansh for my street till i fall inside gutter, The worst part be say the gutter na dose ones wey dey get dirty water, And na around 2pm wey children dey leave skul, The fine girl na primary skul teacher sef, She get yansh like mad,
Omo i shame for myself dat day, I smell reach my ous ni, Dose children con dey follow me dey tell me sorry sir till i enter our gate

ehya what a sad tale.
Next time keep looking okay?

Katier00:
A woman with a prick

you read my mind jare.
all these useless boys hiding behind a female moniker. #cows

Lol, it's so embarrassing I don't even want to remember that day, talk more of sharing.

Vivonose:
Lol...when I was sleeping in church,and they asked divorcee's to stand up,that's how ur single sister stood up.lol,and my brother quietly pushed me to sit down, meanwhile my mum and other members in church were starring at me in wonder...

Which kind wicked church be that.

Mine was the day I went for night class, slept off and started snoring.
It was during our MBBS exams and man was fagged out.
People tried waking me up politely but I couldn't come and kill myself.
It was the next day I realized what I had done.
People said I was snoring like a bullfrog.
And fine gyals were there that night.. Chai

Fortissimo502:
Which kind wicked church be that.

They wanted to organize seminar for them

Ayemileto:
Your profile says you're a lady na.

How come you get prick?

Not everybody with the "f" instigna is female.

I went to withdraw just N5m only from one ATM near Ojuelegba and there was one old woman begger there asking for food, I was so embarrassed with all my millions.

donstan18:
I've got many, but I'll tell one.

During my 100lvl registration then in school. Any graduate or student can relate how stressful, tiring and crowded it use to be doing registrations.

It was so sunny that very day with crowd of freshers everywhere, i got tired at some point and decided to get some rest under a tree. Unbuttoned the first two buttons of my long sleeve shirt for air while getting some rest

Some minutes later, a very big yellow-headed lizard fell from the tree and found its way inside my singlet[Singlet was tucked in my jeans], I screamed so high and got the attention of 99% of students there, while trying to make way for lizard by pulling my singlet from my jean, I ended up opening another way for the lizard to jump inside my boxer. At that moment, I shouted and nervously got confused that I couldn't differentiate my prick from the lizard in my boxer because both of them were dangling and dancing around as I was screaming and rehearsing makossa dance in public, jumping around the tree shouting and behaving like a mad man. People couldn't help because they don't know how to, rather, some were laughing and shouting in amusement.

As God had it, i successfully dragged the lizard out, it jumped out, nodded its head and was there looking at me like a fool instead of running, out of anger of embarrassment, I chased the lizard with my tattered clothes and ended up falling down while the lizard escaped. People were laughing as I was, just so FVCKING EMBARRASSED and PISSED that I was so ashamed to even stand and clean my cloth.

Fortunately, two ladies from the crowd stepped forward, helped me picked my scattered files and cleaned my clothes[Thou they were smiling and laughing while helping], and I had to laugh too in shame.

Nna eh! I just jejely gather morale waka comot, find okada begin dey go my lodge

Registration no be by force!!

Bros this your film na one in a million ooooo

I was sitting down with some friends one cool evening then i had a boner due to my thought and then one of my female friend came to pass along the road so she decided to come and say hello to me.i no know who send her na so she come sit down for my laps omo menh my dick chuck her for yansh na so babe shout jump up,menh I was embarrass.my friend nearly kill me with laugh..

Unrated900:
Bros this your film na one in a million ooooo

lol,u no well

winkmart:
I wrote " Hey baby, it was a pleasure having you around today. You made my day and I hope you will find time tomorrow so we could have more crazee fun"


Well, I sent it the SMS to her mum

hmmm....how come you had her mom's number on your phone?

Never had one

donstan18:
I've got many, but I'll tell one.

During my 100lvl registration then in school. Any graduate or student can relate how stressful, tiring and crowded it use to be doing registrations.

It was so sunny that very day with crowd of freshers everywhere, i got tired at some point and decided to get some rest under a tree. Unbuttoned the first two buttons of my long sleeve shirt for air while getting some rest

Some minutes later, a very big yellow-headed lizard fell from the tree and found its way inside my singlet[Singlet was tucked in my jeans], I screamed so high and got the attention of 99% of students there, while trying to make way for lizard by pulling my singlet from my jean, I ended up opening another way for the lizard to jump inside my boxer. At that moment, I shouted and nervously got confused that I couldn't differentiate my prick from the lizard in my boxer because both of them were dangling and dancing around as I was screaming and rehearsing makossa dance in public, jumping around the tree shouting and behaving like a mad man. People couldn't help because they don't know how to, rather, some were laughing and shouting in amusement.

As God had it, i successfully dragged the lizard out, it jumped out, nodded its head and was there looking at me like a fool instead of running, out of anger of embarrassment, I chased the lizard with my tattered clothes and ended up falling down while the lizard escaped. People were laughing as I was, just so FVCKING EMBARRASSED and PISSED that I was so ashamed to even stand and clean my cloth.

Fortunately, two ladies from the crowd stepped forward, helped me picked my scattered files and cleaned my clothes[Thou they were smiling and laughing while helping], and I had to laugh too in shame.

Nna eh! I just jejely gather morale waka comot, find okada begin dey go my lodge

Registration no be by force!!

Very funny scenario.

Mine was the day I went to my Crush's lodge during my school days , outside her lodge was this very big tree so we stood under it and was discussing and lovey dovey stuff suddenly I heard people shouting and running, me sef con dey wonder before could say "I have the video" Snake fall on top my head from the tree fall for ground.... baba if you see the take off wey I apply Usain Bolt got nothing on me..... That was the last time I visited her... I cut off the evil friendship!!!

winkmart:
I wrote " Hey baby, it was a pleasure having you around today. You made my day and I hope you will find time tomorrow so we could have more crazee fun"


Well, I sent it the SMS to her mum

How did u get the mums number