Mine:

1. Went to village. Sth small and fast like a hare with two big teeth as a rat pursued me all high morale in a farm I went to harvest cassavas wey no body send me.

The fear started when I was told a particular animal rampant there had no cure if sb is bitten by it.

I volunteered to help grandmother harvest the cassava since her maidboy was being stubborn. I noticed the muscled small animal running towards my leg with a kind of noise as though gnashing its incisors.

I ran about the bush for over two hours. I got lost. I climbed unto a short tree and the animal climbed along as though it was paid to end my life.

I jumped down from the branch and started running till I accidentally stepped on an open trap that nearly dislocated my ankle.

Grieving in pains, a bush pig passed by. I carried the trap on my leg and ran helter skelter. It was later I observed I had missed the small animal. They were being chased by hunters from afar drawing close.

This whole running took over four hours non-stop. My body itched me madly. I had mistakenly hit that wild itchy fruit.

I fell sick afterwards.
One of the hunters went telling my peers that as big as I was, a common chimpmunk chased me and I ran with traps on my foot.

2. Whilst still at the village, there was a wrestling match. My friends and I came when Guy A had beat Guy B to stupor. We were laughing at him audibly and he got up, left the ring and charged at us in front of everyone. One mind was telling me to be a man. Omo, we japa. One of our friends who wanted to prove whatever remained there, the wrestler guy beat am till he begin cry.

I cannot come and fight sb who cuts palm nut in the village with veins everywhere,even on the head.

3. During the Covid-19 era, I fell sick due to cold. My friends were avoiding me. I made up my mind and pursued one till I caught him. I held him. I was enjoying the fun till the guy became yelling and crying and calling me names for infecting him with the virus. He entered his car, removed his clothes, and threw at me and drove.

In the eyes of many onlookers!

I walked ashamed with heavy legs.

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Degrezhaa:
ok

e never reach front page u don dey book space


degrezhaa lay your hands on your head and tell yourself you won't take this to the new year

osamz007:


e never reach front page u don dey book space


degrezhaa lay your hands on your head and tell yourself you won't take this to the new year

You be elerubu man

Mehn, na Colorado wan reset my brain to mad man mode.
I did and said despicable things.
I also allegedly showed off my penis and asked anyone who had bigger to come fight me
Lost some of my really close friends.
My girlfriend sef follow join.
I went to Yaba left.


It is December now and my turnaround is exemplary. I am currently selling gold bars and uncut diamonds. People see me and call out to me to say hello. Maybe they talk behind me but I don't give a chit. My energy is top notch. I also have a plethora of women in my chats offering their body to me. Women that know this very recent history sef. I'm currently single and flexing it big time. I quit smoking but still a marijuana enthusiast. It gave me some if my best memories and friends and I'm not letting that go. 2020 gave me a gun and I shot my foot but I the surgery is done and I can walk fine again.

The guy above me needs to talk to sb .

Mine was during the covid 19 lockdown. Woke up with fever and decided to visit the pharmacy for some drugs.

I inhaled something irritating and as soon as I got there (the pharmacy) I sneezed four times at a stretch.

Come and see run, they told me to leave their shop that it's covid 19, me sef was even afraid because that was when the lockdown just started. We didn't yet know that it was all a scam.

I was scared and confused. They refused selling drugs for me o! Can you imagine? Las Las I left there and went home, took some fruits and healed naturally.

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Nazgul:
Mine was during the covid 19 lockdown. Woke up with fever and decided to visit the pharmacy for some drugs.

I inhaled something irritating and as soon as I got there (the pharmacy) I sneezed four times at a stretch.

Come and see run, they told me to leave their shop that it's covid 19, me sef was even afraid because that was when the lockdown just started. We didn't yet know that it was all a scam.

I was scared and confused. They refused selling drugs for me o! Can you imagine? Las Las I left there and went home, took some fruits and healed naturally.

I experienced all the symptoms, esp. lost of taste. Funnily, I became well again.

I was running a Virtual Class on a program at home due to lockdown...


We have 10 students
1 course Coordinator
And 1 Prof

I was actually defending a project assignment
Everyone's is watching

While my gf walks in with an indoor sexy dress

I notice my guys laughing online

And I was told to rearrange

"Sorry sir" my bad... I said

My coordinator : find a private an continue without distracting us...

Prof : you will not be grounded because its your house and its not designed for class

Na so I take pass in flying colours

BigDawsNet:
I was running a Virtual Class on a program at home due to lockdown...


We have 10 students
1 course Coordinator
And 1 Prof

I was actually defending a project assignment
Everyone's is watching

While my gf walks in with an indoor sexy dress

I notice my guys laughing online

And I was told to rearrange

"Sorry sir" my bad... I said

My coordinator : find a private an continue without distracting us...

Prof : you will not be grounded because its your house and its not designed for class

Na so I take pass in flying colours

Clap for yourself with your legs.

Mine was when...........I will be back to complete it, when it reaches Front-page

She slept in my house and I didn’t touch her.


When she came back again, I tried to touch her but she said to me “ I thought you are a pastor oo”

Chai shame and anger catch me immediately


Meet her friend and that one was telling me in public that I am always ashamed to near a woman.

It was embarrassing

chatinent:



Clap for yourself with your legs.

Thanks

1..my bea visited and caught me red handed sleeping with her younger sister that evening
2..assisted my neighbor son in his jss1 maths assignment, the sturbbon boy came back very angry and when his mom asked the reason, he shouted that he got 1 out of the 20 questions when I asked him why he was crying...I worst abeg

Homeboiy:
She slept in my house and I didn’t touch her.


When she came back again, I tried to touch her but she said to me “ I thought you are a pastor oo”

Chai shame and anger catch me immediately


Meet her friend and that one was telling me in public that I am always ashamed to near a woman.

It was embarrassing

Must you touch?

paulolee:
1..my bea visited and caught me red handed sleeping with her younger sister that evening

Clap for yourself with your legs.


You've made it in life.

She was my drug and I overdoes
Not knowing the shit killing softly
Anyway I learnt a hard way

chatinent:



Must you touch?

As I no touch and she come de use am de talk say I weak nko.

E good?

She go come tomorrow night

I go tear that pussy into pieces

A female doctor was part of the team of doctors that did surgery on me... she was the one who draped and shaved my preeq me in the surgery room before surgery started...inshorrt she saww my preeq all through the surgery.....And she was the one assigned for post surgical follow up... chai..and na one small gal...very embarrassing

Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright ....blazing mi weed while i read comments

From Oga Chidi @[/b],
Some embarrassing moment occurs when you try walking past someone, but you accidentally walk into the same direction as the other person.
You purposely try avoiding getting in their path, but they have the same mind as you making them act identical.
[b]The worst case takes place when you and this other person continuously move left to right and can’t find a way to simply pass each other.

We have learnt from past experiences to walk in a straight-line showing confidence when approaching a crowd or person coming at you.
There are no studies shown, but due to our past experiences, ninety percent of people will slide out of your way at the last possible second to avoid creating contact.
Hopefully you can use this strategy next time you find yourself in this scenario.

Mine was the day some Hausa/Fulani boys chased me with knife and daggars for banging a beautiful Fulani girl in Maiduguri ( apparently their chifo don over spend and he never see the girl pant only for him to conclude that I was the one making it difficult for the girl to gree for him

NiRfreak:
A female doctor was part of the team of doctors that did surgery on me... she was the one who draped and shaved my preeq me in the surgery room before surgery started...inshorrt she saww my preeq all through the surgery.....And she was the one assigned for post surgical follow up... chai..and na one small gal...very embarrassing

Hehehehe

Kuku keee us.

I jam one girl for beer parlour one night..na so we begin talk. She try seduce me and later I take ham to my house.. Bleep no dey hungry me but I sha manage to Bleep her.. na so I Bleep for over 45mins walai my Penis no gree cum o e no even gree rise.. omo I later stand up without releasing.. I just dey wonder say wetin ft cause ham. Shey na me get problem ni abi the pussi. Very very embarrasing mehn

Mine was the day I was pressed in the market. I started heading home immediately not knowing the worst was yet to come.
Half way home, come see traffic. I started sweating profusely. I immediately alighted from the vehicle and took a bike.
When I got to the gate, it was as if the force increased by 100.
To cut the whole story short, it didn't allow me remove my belt and trousers o. Both the trouser and the idiot were dropping at thesame time.
My people, I shit for my cloth o