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Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by Pascopele: 3:16pm On Sep 20, 2019
Konji was killing me slowly after 4 months of staying away and I finally met bae only for bae to start making me beg for staying away for that long and finally, the gate of heaven was open but that stupid gbola of mine just drop dead like 404 Peugeot gear lever.

Oh gosh.. You need to see the expression on bae's face trying to raise the dead

Share yours

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by Nobody: 3:18pm On Sep 20, 2019
The day I fall down in front my neighbors outside my house is as if the ground should open for me to enter cause I hardly greet any of them

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by Davash222(m): 3:18pm On Sep 20, 2019
My girlfriend then introduced her ‘Main’ boyfriend to me as her Uber driver. Two months after our break up, she started uploading the guy’s photo on Facebook, saying the guy is the best thing that has ever happened to her after slice bread.
I felt used.

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by Davash222(m): 3:20pm On Sep 20, 2019
Isabellah:
The day I fall down in front my neighbors outside my house � is as if the ground should open for me to enter cause I hardly greet any of them
Heels ain’t for you, baby.

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by Nobody: 3:22pm On Sep 20, 2019
grin grin grin
Davash222:

Heels ain’t for you, baby.

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by 2rez: 3:30pm On Sep 20, 2019
Una don mess for like a gathering with earpiece on, while listening to music & thinking that the heavy sound of the mess wouldn't be heard? If yeah, the embarrassment no be for here oh.

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by vickyhow(m): 3:39pm On Sep 20, 2019
2rez:
Una don mess for like a gathering with earpiece on, while listening to music & thinking that the heavy sound of the mess wouldn't be heard? If yeah, the embarrassment no be for here oh.

I can relate bwoda!

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by 2rez: 3:47pm On Sep 20, 2019
vickyhow:


I can relate bwoda!

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by sunnymix: 5:01pm On Sep 20, 2019
una welldone oo..copying comment 4rm facebook.

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by Nuclear99(m): 5:05pm On Sep 20, 2019
Isabellah:
The day I fall down in front my neighbors outside my house is as if the ground should open for me to enter cause I hardly greet any of them

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by Starboytwo(m): 5:05pm On Sep 20, 2019
Isabellah:
The day I fall down in front my neighbors outside my house is as if the ground should open for me to enter cause I hardly greet any of them
this is cray grin

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by MiVida(m): 5:05pm On Sep 20, 2019
Pascopele:
Konji was killing me slowly after 4 months of staying away and I finally met bae only for bae to start making me beg for staying away for that long and finally, the gate of heaven was open but that stupid gbola of mine just drop dead like 404 Peugeot gear lever.
Oh gosh.. You need to see the expression on bae's face trying to raise the dead

Share yours
And who told you that nonsense in between your girlfriend's legs is the gate of heaven?


Are you okay

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by MiVida(m): 5:10pm On Sep 20, 2019
Isabellah:
The day I fall down in front my neighbors outside my house is as if the ground should open for me to enter cause I hardly greet any of them
Good for you.

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by XhosaNostra(f): 5:19pm On Sep 20, 2019
Some channels on my TV were not showing, so I called the Dstv call center. There was a long wait before my call was picked, so I was extremely irritated as I waited. Finally my turn came, the agent on the other end of the line asked for general details, like smart card number etc. To conclude her security questions, she asked for my name to confirm my identity. I don't know if it was due to my irritation or just pure absentmindeness, but I couldn't remember my name. I tried hard to remember, nothing came up so I just dropped the call, only to start the whole process all over again grin Yeah, that was embarrassing. I felt like an Alzheimer patient. LOL!

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by marvelous000: 5:44pm On Sep 20, 2019
I've always been a pariah to the demand of convention. I never knew my Able Godgrin has been fielding me from debacle all this while. so, I decided to be haughty against all my instinct, by deciding to go open the car door for a lady whom i wanted to give a lift after a wedding(a honest selfless lift at thatgrin) and had my hand rammed when she attempted to close the car door. that was when i knew pain can make someone laugh in ineffable agony, because, I once saw a woman laughing and crying during the burial of her son, and I was like; this woman have gone nut. my plight that hot afternoon, gave rationale to that woman's action.


the pain was indescribable that it later turned to Whitlow. that was my first Whitlow, and the last time I'll embark on such misadventure.



singing in Fela voice *me I no be gentleman atall, me i no be gentleman atall!! I be African man original* cheesy

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by marvelous000: 5:46pm On Sep 20, 2019
XhosaNostra:
Some channels on my TV were not showing, so I called the Dstv call center. There was a long wait before my call was picked, so I was extremely irritated as I waited. Finally my turn came, the agent on the other end of the line asked for general details, like smart card number etc. To conclude her security questions, she asked for my name to confirm my identity. I don't know if it was due to my irritation or just pure absentmindeness, but I couldn't remember my name. I tried hard to remember, nothing came up so I just dropped the call, only to start the whole process all over again grin Yeah, that was embarrassing. I felt like an Alzheimer patient. LOL!
Are you sure you did not bash your head against a rock before you made that callgrin

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by XhosaNostra(f): 5:48pm On Sep 20, 2019
marvelous000:

Are you sure you did not bash your head against a rock before you made that callgrin

So you've never forgotten details you SHOULD know off the top of your head? Trust me, it happens sometimes.

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by Starboytwo(m): 5:58pm On Sep 20, 2019
Remember when I had to get my transcript in sch, met one fine lady dey go jejely, s.k and Tm inside my system, naso boy just dey flow... She didn't talk much, just nod and smile a little... She refuse to drop number and I told her it's her loss, as he won't find any like me in this school....


Fast forward 2 hours later
As I strolled inside student admin, base on as school strict, man gaz loyal... I approach the building

Me- goodaf! shocked (mouth open) ehh... I was staring at her sitting beside 2 University secatary, you know all those woman wey dey always give boys problem

Madam - how did they allow you enter here with this your hair?
Me- no ma, I want to col-

Ms- get out!

I look the girl, "damn, which Kain wahala be dis"... I fuc.k up, i suppose wear cap enter... quickly I got to d nearby barber and I told him "abeg help me trim I'm small"
"Oga na 50 naira I go give you ooo", na just small trim I wan do, make he just go down small...

'ha baba na 100 naira,

Oya oya oya no time, I gazz still see my faculty officer... I sat down, dab the blanket over me,

Guy- Shay make he go down weh weh!

Me- undecided weh weh how? I say make you just trim something, u say weh weh, oga Shayy?

Guy- (cuts in)no oooo, cuz I don barb one guy like 4 times already, one guy just comot here the third time... If i trim am for you, you go still come back...

Me-huh?

Guy- I swear down...but no worry I go do you good shi.t, I no go let am go down too much, I go even help you press am...

5 minutes later.. I re-entered, I saw one guy coming out looking funny, he is rushing to re-barb, his hair almost the same lenght as mine... Enters

Me- clears throat, e's ma, I'm

Madam- get out, you think we are joking here, blah blah

Me- I knelt down, no ma, pls ma, my faculty officer is waiting for me like this like this, pls ma... I looked at the babe, anty please help me beg her, abeg, Please

fine girl- Mrs bolaji, please let him go, I know him, he is truly late to see his FO...

Me- yes ma, I'm late ma, I'm sorry ma...

Madam- wee you shut up... He even draw parting again,

Me - No mah, sorry mAh

Madam - sorry for yourself... Mtcheeew...

Fine girl- cheesy cheesy

Me- cry

I thanked them both, my last days in school were maaad...

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by marvelous000: 6:48pm On Sep 20, 2019
XhosaNostra:


So you've never forgotten details you SHOULD know off the top of your head? Trust me, it happens sometimes.
Yes, everybody experience spasmodic disruption of the hippocampus once in a while, but no matter how acute it is, it does not encapsulate things as rudiment as our ability to remember our name, except there's either a strong hit to the head or you're under the induction of alcohol, cannabis(most especially) et al. those make you susceptible to disorientation or momentary amnesia.


Conversely, stress and depression can be a factor, but it's on the infinitesimal. so, no matter the reason, it's still not good.

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by XhosaNostra(f): 6:51pm On Sep 20, 2019
marvelous000:

Yes, everybody experience spasmodic disruption of the hippocampus once in a while, but no matter how acute it is, it does not encapsulate things as rudiment as our ability to remember our name, except there's either a strong hit to the head or you're under the induction of alcohol, cannabis(most especially) et al. those make you susceptible to disorientation or momentary amnesia.


Conversely, stress and depression can be a factor, but it's on the infinitesimal. so, no matter the reason, it's still not good.



Well, I don't drink or smoke ganja, so that's out of the question.
Maybe I'm just a ditz, nothing less & nothing more.

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by Nobody: 7:06pm On Sep 20, 2019
The day my wig flew off when on a bike. My natural was so unkempt I felt like the ground should open and swallow me cry

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by marvelous000: 7:12pm On Sep 20, 2019
XhosaNostra:


Well, I don't drink or smoke ganja, so that's out of the question.
Maybe I'm just a ditz, nothing less & nothing more.
Hmmm! I don't think 'ditz' is an ideal thing to call oneself. anyway, whatever rock your boat

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by XhosaNostra(f): 7:20pm On Sep 20, 2019
marvelous000:

Hmmm! I don't think 'ditz' is an ideal thing to call oneself. anyway, whatever rock your boat

I do have ditzy moments, so that's not self-deprecation but being realistic with myself. We all have quirks now, nobody is perfect.

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by Fidelismaria: 8:45pm On Sep 20, 2019
grin grin

Here to read comments

Keep them coming

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by IamPlato(m): 9:01pm On Sep 20, 2019
Isabellah:
The day I fall down in front my neighbors outside my house is as if the ground should open for me to enter cause I hardly greet any of them
them tell you sorry? grin

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by IamPlato(m): 9:12pm On Sep 20, 2019
blackivy29 come drop yours
Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by Nobody: 9:16pm On Sep 20, 2019
Isabellah:
The day I fall down in front my neighbors outside my house is as if the ground should open for me to enter cause I hardly greet any of them

Ordinary good morning, afternoon or evening, you nor fit greet your neighbours. You well so?

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by Mightyhaiz: 9:20pm On Sep 20, 2019
For this country every day na embarrassment jor

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by CaptainMitch: 9:20pm On Sep 20, 2019
The day some girls saw me naked in secondary school.

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by CallMeDrino: 9:20pm On Sep 20, 2019
angry
Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by babyfaceafrica: 9:20pm On Sep 20, 2019
how will that add to our bank Account?
Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by oluwasegun007(m): 9:20pm On Sep 20, 2019
Was on a weekend work at the office...

We had time to freestyle so we had chance to do a lot...


I was taking selfie pics, not long a colleague have been crushing on came to join..

NB: she's really endowed, toolzo type.

While snapping she stood in front with close contact..

All of a sudden, I had a bonner... She felt it and looked back... I was xo embarrassed, I had to apologise... She said no problem..

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