Had a bird shiit splatter all over my face from no where as I was about crossing road to go buy something at a shop

Imagine the embarrassment for public that day..chaii

Vivonose:
Lol...when I was sleeping in church,and they asked divorcee's to stand up,that's how ur single sister stood up.lol,and my brother quietly pushed me to sit down, meanwhile my mum and other members in church were starring at me in wonder...

Oh lawd.

Mine was when I forgot condom inside my pocket, and I mistakenly remove condom instead of money in public ...
Come see laugh that day I can't cry

Even today,I was embarrassed by zenith bank security,,he told not answer call in the bank....

Aidejay:
I dey form obedient boy with beta home training at an event doing work wey dem no go pay me for.
Na so Dem say make I carry drum, the drum was to be filled with ice block and water so as to keep drinks meant for guests cool.
As I bent down and lifted the "gorodom" loe and behold one wicked fart burst out.
Chai! It was sooooo unexpected and embarrassing.
Naso I go find one place sit down.....who send me?

..

Wow

That day I was entering into Ajah market and while on the queue behind a woman I took out my handkerchief, wiped the sweat from my face and while dropping my hand it brushed the butt of the girl closely in front of me and damn! The way she looked at me said it all. She looked at me in a way that but for the handkerchief in my hand she would have embarrassed me as if it was deliberate. That day I learned that Lagos girls are are desperate and ready to fight.

donstan18:



while trying to make way for lizard by pulling my singlet from my jean, I ended up opening another way for the lizard to jump inside my boxer. At that moment, I shouted and nervously got confused that I couldn't differentiate my prick from the lizard in my boxer because both of them were dangling and dancing around

[quote author=donstan18 post=86425612]I've got many, but I'll tell one.

During my 100lvl registration then in school. Any graduate or student can relate how stressful, tiring and crowded it use to be doing registrations.

It was so sunny that very day with crowd of freshers everywhere, i got tired at some point and decided to get some rest under a tree. Unbuttoned the first two buttons of my long sleeve shirt for air while getting some rest

Some minutes later, a very big yellow-headed lizard fell from the tree and found its way inside my singlet[Singlet was tucked in my jeans], I screamed so high and got the attention of 99% of students there, while trying to make way for lizard by pulling my singlet from my jean, I ended up opening another way for the lizard to jump inside my boxer. At that moment, I shouted and nervously got confused that I couldn't differentiate my prick from the lizard in my boxer because both of them were dangling and dancing around as I was screaming and rehearsing makossa dance in public, jumping around the tree shouting and behaving like a mad man. People couldn't help because they don't know how to, rather, some were laughing and shouting in amusement.

As God had it, i successfully dragged the lizard out, it jumped out, nodded its head and was there looking at me like a fool instead of running, out of anger of embarrassment, I chased the lizard with my tattered clothes and ended up falling down while the lizard escaped. People were laughing as I was, just so FVCKING EMBARRASSED and PISSED that I was so ashamed to even stand and clean my cloth.

Fortunately, two ladies from the crowd stepped forward, helped me picked my scattered files and cleaned my clothes[Thou they were smiling and laughing while helping], and I had to laugh too in shame.

Nna eh! I just jejely gather morale waka comot, find okada begin dey go my lodge

Registration no be by force!!

[This one strong o]

Michaelfucker:
Most of us have gone through some embarrassing moment in public.

Mine was when I entered bus only to find out I left my wallet at home .
It's was so disgraceful.

The bus conductor insulted the hell out of me!

You can also share your experience

Mine was in an elevator - I was the only one on the 20th floor going down and then I felt the pressure to fart so I released one heavy one when all of a sudden the elevator stopped on the 15th floor with 2 beautiful ladies entering. They gave me that nasty look. I was so embarrassed.

The day my mother told the whole church my real age,men were still young there and I had a kind of morale people my age don't have plus big stature so all the people my age and 2,3 years older than me treated me like a celebrity,then my talkie talkie sweet mother announced my real age during a testimony, since then my morale dropped and folks started treating me like regular kids.
It took me a whole month to accept my mum's apology walahi,she apologized everyday ,I no even dey talk to am until my parle change am for me.

When a packet of condom fell from my pocket inside the staff room Back then when I was still in secondary school. E just be me like say make ground open swallow me

the very first day I drank plenty Vino Tinto Red wine thinking its soft drink even while advice was flowing from all corner for me to slow down.....cos my friends knows am not an alcoholic....and ended up jumping inside Rochaster Hotel swimming pool fully dressed....that's on the day my guy was wedding his white wife in Festac Town..I couldn't recall exactly what happened but they said I was just saying rubbish and screaming....and singing national anthem.....

Vivonose:
Lol...when I was sleeping in church,and they asked divorcee's to stand up,that's how ur single sister stood up.lol,and my brother quietly pushed me to sit down, meanwhile my mum and other members in church were starring at me in wonder...

Nna wait..

whose single sister biko??

Papanwamaikpe:
When a packet of condom fell from my pocket inside the staff room Back then when I was still in secondary school. E just be me like say make ground open swallow me

Liar

Lol...I got a Job to teach in a school in Aba. It was a blissful Monday that turned sour. I was on my well ironed white short sleeves shirt accompanied with a blue jean.

I thought the class happily till break time. I wanted to urinate and instead of me to tell the old staff there to show me the school's toilet, I just went outside the school gate to find a good spot to pee.

As you well know, Aba is a crowded city, so everywhere was just occupied with houses. There was no bush in sight till I went further down the road.

I got one small bush but there was a gutter in front of it. Instead of me to cross over the gutter, i didn't. Because it looked strong and Sandy on the surface, I just stepped on it and vooooooom! My whole leg entered a pool of thick red mud.

I struggled to remove it and I finally did but yeeeeeeeeh! Not just that my blue jean turned red, I couldn't find my shoe. I had to kneel down on the muddy ground and used my hand to search for my shoe.


I found it but my jean was red, the arms of my white shirt stained red also, my shoe was muddy. I had to use rain water to wash myself. Being that it was my first day at work, I couldn't just leave.

I just folded the arms of my shirt, folded my jean almost to my knee level, tucked in the back of my shirt and headed back to the school. I was really looking funny and it was so embarrassing.

The head teacher later sent for me and told me to dress more decently. I couldn't explain what happened. I just said YES MA! I have never been that embarrassed

kunleweb:


Liar

It happened for real. That was how I started fucking my geography teacher

Papanwamaikpe:
It happened for real. That was how I started fucking my geography teacher

Na so

Mine was stupid. I went to my babe house she enter kitchen to get me food after few minutes I followed her to the kitchen so her bend down checking something in drawer and I tapped her ass when she stood up lo and behold is her mother I freeze like statue , she just told me she went out the the other door , spend more than a year without going to the house

Mad oo dis one funny die a

donstan18:
I've got many, but I'll tell one.

During my 100lvl registration then in school. Any graduate or student can relate how stressful, tiring and crowded it use to be doing registrations.

It was so sunny that very day with crowd of freshers everywhere, i got tired at some point and decided to get some rest under a tree. Unbuttoned the first two buttons of my long sleeve shirt for air while getting some rest

Some minutes later, a very big yellow-headed lizard fell from the tree and found its way inside my singlet[Singlet was tucked in my jeans], I screamed so high and got the attention of 99% of students there, while trying to make way for lizard by pulling my singlet from my jean, I ended up opening another way for the lizard to jump inside my boxer. At that moment, I shouted and nervously got confused that I couldn't differentiate my prick from the lizard in my boxer because both of them were dangling and dancing around as I was screaming and rehearsing makossa dance in public, jumping around the tree shouting and behaving like a mad man. People couldn't help because they don't know how to, rather, some were laughing and shouting in amusement.

As God had it, i successfully dragged the lizard out, it jumped out, nodded its head and was there looking at me like a fool instead of running, out of anger of embarrassment, I chased the lizard with my tattered clothes and ended up falling down while the lizard escaped. People were laughing as I was, just so FVCKING EMBARRASSED and PISSED that I was so ashamed to even stand and clean my cloth.

Fortunately, two ladies from the crowd stepped forward, helped me picked my scattered files and cleaned my clothes[Thou they were smiling and laughing while helping], and I had to laugh too in shame.

Nna eh! I just jejely gather morale waka comot, find okada begin dey go my lodge

Registration no be by force!!

Went for a meeting around Faculty of Engineering(unilorin),on my way back i decided to use this sloppy step(i kuku don't know who sent me),omo i fell hard on my butt,i couldn't stand on my own,i was dragged up.This "sister sorry" thing almost made me release the tears i had held back.So embarrassing

After bragging to my campus girlfriend then on how I will protect her from bad guys. The same day some jesters pretending to be thieves stormed the place of our night class and I jumped out of the window leaving her all alone. The worst part was that I had fracture in my right hand that was so excruciating that I was crying infront of my girl. It was so embarrassing crying in her presence.

OgaBuhari:
you should have emptied your bowels and leave without taking anything

Not everyone can cope with an empty stomach though.

Culin:
Lol, it's so embarrassing I don't even want to remember that day, talk more of sharing.

Come on, I promise not to laugh so hard.

That would have been when i was teaching years back. I just came out from the restroom & was walking towards my office. I had to pass some classes with the most senior students in the school with some of the male students crushing on me. I was wearing a flay skirt that my blouse was tucked into that day. Now, when I finished using the toilet, i tried adjusting my clothes by raising the skirt to pull down the blouse well and I mistakenly tucked my skirt in as well. I was just about passing by some classes but God saw my heart (that i would have died and woken up if those students had seen my panties) & sent a female teacher behind me who screamed when she noticed it.

It was a relief! I can't even imagine!

The day my pant trouser tore as I was sitting on a bike.and I dint wear pant. It tore from the top of my anus to the front of my virginal.it was as if d ground should open up.chaii
.

Me wey dey fear snake naim i come go my inlaw house as we dey inside naim we come dey hear people dey shout snake o snake o.instead wey i go jump window naim i come dey form man at home.i cum rush go find stick nd as i dey fear de doam i no notice say d stick wey i carry no strong.na so i come rush hit snake with all my pawa naim d stick come brake nd i come fall ontop d snake.na so i just shiit 4 bodi.my inlaws just dey luk me

This is a testimony o. Thank God for shaming the devil on my behalf.

After the driver had loaded our luggage into the car and was about to start the journey of Abuja to Kano, my stomach started rumbling heavily. I was torn between asking him to bring down my bag and damning the consequences by embarking on the 7hrs journey.

Brethren, words can't explain the emotional trauma I went through. From feeling alright in a minute, and the next minute I'm almost asking the driver to stop for me to poop.

On getting to Zaria, I went for a corner and released one very deadly fart. Jesus! That kind of fart would have easily caused an accident.

Well, I miraculously didn't embarrassed myself throughout that painful journey. Better put, God didn't embarras me.

roliks99:
Went for a meeting around Faculty of Engineering(unilorin),on my way back i decided to use this sloppy step(i kuku don't know who sent me),omo i fell hard on my butt,i couldn't stand on my own,i was dragged up.This "sister sorry" thing almost made me release the tears i had held back.So embarrassing

that crappy slop

grandma gave me 5litres of palm oil to give my uncle who has been pestering her, I was in the same town with my uncle while grandma was living in another town, I wrapped the the palm oil inside nylon and later put it in a poly bag, I left my home town, when I dropped at my destination, I called my uncle that I couldn't make it to his place DAT day, maybe the next day to deliver the oil, I stopped a public bus, it was around 10.30 am in the morning, it was an 18 seater, the only space left was at the back, after 15 mins we reached our destination, then the unimaginable happened, the first two passengers that came down, swearing and cursing whoever stained their shirt with oil, one was even saying why would anybody be carrying soup filled with oil early in the morning, then another passenger complained of same thing when he came down, his brown trousers was heavily stained with oil, that was when my brain got activated, alas when I looked down, my shoes were dripping of oil, my shirt was tainted with oil and my trouser was soaked too, after everybody came down, I was still inside the bus, I told the conductor what happened and I promised to give him some of my food stuffs if he could just give me 5 mins to change inside the bus, he agreed , I changed every thing on me, I was very embarrassed but it was better than been beaten by those I stained their clothes.....

Beckysexy:
Mine was when I fell down
In front of a guy that has been asking me out but I kept refusing
The annoying part was when him and his foolish friends were laughing at me.

It's was so embarrassing tho.

That guy most get strong head.