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realwiz1:
Really didn’t want to post this here, buh I just had to, on my way back from lectures, I felt this strange feeling in me, like practically everyone I came in contact with on my way home was like: “damn I’m scared of this guy”....who could he be! Yeah that kinda trips.

So wetin you type so?

poiZon:
When my dick fail to rise after seeing a naked babe. So embarassing...
How can he not kick atleast to show say thr is cwonekt

Hahaha i swear it was dam embarrasing

stubbornman:
Mine was the day I went to my Crush's lodge during my school days , outside her lodge was this very big tree so we stood under it and was discussing and lovey dovey stuff suddenly I heard people shouting and running, me sef con dey wonder before could say "I have the video" Snake fall on top my head from the tree fall for ground.... baba if you see the take off wey I apply Usain Bolt got nothing on me..... That was the last time I visited her... I cut off the evil friendship!!!

Lolz! With a moniker like that, the snake just wanted to show you who is boss. Lolz! Say na cut off evil friendship, as per she be karashika.

I'm having headache because of this thread.

..Buhari

chijokz:
Mine was in an elevator - I was the only one on the 20th floor going down and then I felt the pressure to fart so I released one heavy one when all of a sudden the elevator stopped on the 15th floor with 2 beautiful ladies entering. They gave me that nasty look. I was so embarrassed.

You thought the storm will be over before any next stop! Sorry o! Lolz!

I was riding my bike on oau campus...it rained that day so some part of the road and the pot holes were filled with water... Na so I dey fire speed enter pot hole covered with water, fell off the bike, knack head for ground thank God for helmet sha..... people around wey like eeya, sorry ooo, hope ya okay, I no fit talk shame just dey catch me as dirty water dey drip from my body

Shibaraba:
Me and one very fine girl dey chat for lecture theatre after I Don consume four days beans Wey I Don use warming scatter him life. Small time mess show. I dey push the mess back. Mess accumulate I come dey feel somehow. Belle dey rumble. If I wan excuse the girl she go follow. She no want make I move far. As I see say she gum me I devise plan say make I carry her go open place way people dey so even if I start to mess plenty people dey Wey she go suspect. Na so we go front I say make I release the mess sample am. As in small small release. As I relax my Yansh muscle see force wey mess take come out. Fruuuuuuuuuprapraprapra. Mess comot with full force water shit escort am. Come dey flow down my leg gently. Painful part be say everybody hear. Like say make ground swallow me. I left hanty run enter bush o. Na there I call my men make them bring change of clothes and pure water bag make I use clean up. As for class them use am yab me till I nearly die.
World famous SmG.... Sub messing Gun.
The name stuck I swear.
Stupid hanty wey we gist still follow them yab me..come go date my guy. So wetin I gain upon the embarrassment...... Nothing

This got me cracking and shedding tears .

Onnasucs1:
Lol...I got a Job to teach in a school in Aba. It was a blissful Monday that turned sour. I was on my well ironed white short sleeves shirt accompanied with a blue jean.

I thought the class happily till break time. I wanted to urinate and instead of me to tell the old staff there to show me the school's toilet, I just went outside the school gate to find a good spot to pee.

As you well know, Aba is a crowded city, so everywhere was just occupied with houses. There was no bush in sight till I went further down the road.

I got one small bush but there was a gutter in front of it. Instead of me to cross over the gutter, i didn't. Because it looked strong and Sandy on the surface, I just stepped on it and vooooooom! My whole leg entered a pool of thick red mud.

I struggled to remove it and I finally did but yeeeeeeeeh! Not just that my blue jean turned red, I couldn't find my shoe. I had to kneel down on the muddy ground and used my hand to search for my shoe.


I found it but my jean was red, the arms of my white shirt stained red also, my shoe was muddy. I had to use rain water to wash myself. Being that it was my first day at work, I couldn't just leave.

I just folded the arms of my shirt, folded my jean almost to my knee level, tucked in the back of my shirt and headed back to the school. I was really looking funny and it was so embarrassing.

The head teacher later sent for me and told me to dress more decently. I couldn't explain what happened. I just said YES MA! I have never been that embarrassed

The I couldn't find my shoe part, had me rolling. It meant the saga wasn't over.

If only you shunned the village people that were whispering to you, to go outside.

Culin:
Lol, it's so embarrassing I don't even want to remember that day, talk more of sharing.

you must share ya own ohh.u could read people's embarrassing experiences buh it seemed difficult sharing yours abi

MissJoy29:
That would have been when i was teaching years back. I just came out from the restroom & was walking towards my office. I had to pass some classes with the most senior students in the school with some of the male students crushing on me. I was wearing a flay skirt that my blouse was tucked into that day. Now, when I finished using the toilet, i tried adjusting my clothes by raising the skirt to pull down the blouse well and I mistakenly tucked my skirt in as well. I was just about passing by some classes but God saw my heart (that i would have died and woken up if those students had seen my panties) & sent a female teacher behind me who screamed when she noticed it.

It was a relief! I can't even imagine!

I thank God for you as well, I served as a teacher and know the mischief of students. That would have been totally embarrassing o!

donstan18:
I've got many, but I'll tell one.

During my 100lvl registration then in school. Any graduate or student can relate how stressful, tiring and crowded it use to be doing registrations.

It was so sunny that very day with crowd of freshers everywhere, i got tired at some point and decided to get some rest under a tree. Unbuttoned the first two buttons of my long sleeve shirt for air while getting some rest

Some minutes later, a very big yellow-headed lizard fell from the tree and found its way inside my singlet[Singlet was tucked in my jeans], I screamed so high and got the attention of 99% of students there, while trying to make way for lizard by pulling my singlet from my jean, I ended up opening another way for the lizard to jump inside my boxer. At that moment, I shouted and nervously got confused that I couldn't differentiate my prick from the lizard in my boxer because both of them were dangling and dancing around as I was screaming and rehearsing makossa dance in public, jumping around the tree shouting and behaving like a mad man. People couldn't help because they don't know how to, rather, some were laughing and shouting in amusement.

As God had it, i successfully dragged the lizard out, it jumped out, nodded its head and was there looking at me like a fool instead of running, out of anger of embarrassment, I chased the lizard with my tattered clothes and ended up falling down while the lizard escaped. People were laughing as I was, just so FVCKING EMBARRASSED and PISSED that I was so ashamed to even stand and clean my cloth.

Fortunately, two ladies from the crowd stepped forward, helped me picked my scattered files and cleaned my clothes[Thou they were smiling and laughing while helping], and I had to laugh too in shame.

Nna eh! I just jejely gather morale waka comot, find okada begin dey go my lodge

Registration no be by force!!

you are the winner

Mateen1000:
To God be the Glory
I later fvck dat girl self
I no suffer in vain

liar

mignone:
Oh well, I get u sir bt I still think bodies differ. For me, it's hard to stay physically/mentally active on empty stomach;d result is tiredness&fever-like headache which has been found out to be caused by low blood sugar levels.
Taking a light meal to avert a condition as mine &like u mentioned, emptying d bowel in the morning is a good idea.

ok maybe you're a lady that's why and probably you've aged

marwanafrica:
You are very inteligent but you might not know

What do you find intelligent? His story? Well he copied it, not his concept, not from his brain.

Some people don't know how to add "copied" to content that isn't theirs.

Hmmm

Karemarealty288:
the very first day I drank plenty Vino Tinto Red wine thinking its soft drink even while advice was flowing from all corner for me to slow down.....cos my friends knows am not an alcoholic....and ended up jumping inside Rochaster Hotel swimming pool fully dressed....that's on he day my guy was wedding his white wife in Festac Town..I couldn't recall exactly what happened but they said I was just saying rubbish and screaming....and singing national anthem.....

Baba! This is funny . National anthem kill you dia sir

NobleAngell:
All my embarrassing moments are fart-related tho.

lol.....

Ashley86400:

My question
Why you go dey warm beans for four days?

Loolz! If the beans could speak, imagine what it would say

Froshloaded:
Blu03 I made ftc
Mine was the day, I was making a presentation. I didnt know, my zippers were out, I just noticed people were laughing . not until I checked, it was so embarassing

Bros talk true....we no go laugh...was it your ‘zipper’ or your ‘weewee’ that was out?

This 'aunty' that used to be my friend, we were very close. On her traditional wedding day, she was dancing and I went to join her, dancing close to her so she'd notice me. Aunty just walked pass like I was air. Then I saw someone pointing and laughing at me

What can be more embarrassing as farting in a job interview with the MD present
Ki Olorun maje ka ri esu oo:-(

A very nice thread to read before going to bed

linearity:
Bros talk true....we no go laugh...was it your ‘zipper’ or your ‘kink’ that was out?

Zipper

You sound like the kind of person I’m friends with. Reply your mail.

Ishilove:
Year 1, undergrad. I was forming sisi eko and refused to wear my medicated glasses. I was invited to an end of the year Chrismas carol at Erastus Akingbola hall (I think. I forget the name of the hall. It's in the middle of campus). I left my glasses in my hand bag and was cat walking down the stairs in the middle of the auditorium, squinting like a mole in the semi-darkness when I missed a step and bounced like a table tennis ball down the stairs before finally settling down at the bottom in an ungainly heap.

Everyone stopped chatting to stare (the hall was FULL), before somebody realised I was a damsel in distress. A nice young man lifted me up, helped to straighten my disheveled clothes before leading me to a seat. Shamefacedly, I sank my aching bum in and resolutely ignored the whispered ''sorry'' people sent my way.

After the program ended, I fell down noisily outside the auditorium. Thankfully the people there weren't many yet but because my bag with my glass case inside hit the ground, it attracted attention. Oh, I blush at the memory.

It was my sister who I had been keeping malice with for over two weeks that lifted me up where I lay, stunned senseless, and asked "Ishi, why didn't you wear your glasses??"

Why, indeed.

How about when i attended lecture in the hall behind adjacent the main Library? I forgot the back of the seat was not screwed in properly, leaned back and fell in between the rows of seats, with my two legs sticking straight up. It was uber embarrassing because I was stuck and lecture had to be interrupted so that some hefty guys could extricate me. I was wedged in-between the rows, you see.

*sigh

Make purging no catch you for where you no know anybody.

me when I dey watching porn with earpics inside lecture hall without knowing the thing dey sound out

I'm really enjoying these stories lies.
See that one saying he tapped his girlfriend's mother's as$ thinking it was his girlfriend's....

Mine was d first time i got an handjob from my classmate during rehearsal.

[quote author=Nairaland30 post=86433679]I farted before a professor on stage during my project defense.


[/guy na tension sorry, me when I dey watch porn with earpic in lecture hall without knowing the sound dey loud