mignone:

Oh well, I get u sir bt I still think bodies differ. For me, it's hard to stay physically/mentally active on empty stomach;d result is tiredness&fever-like headache which has been found out to be caused by low blood sugar levels.
Taking a light meal to avert a condition as mine &like u mentioned, emptying d bowel in the morning is a good idea.

This happens to me too.
So this is the explanation

to tell new friends am a nigerian.

Michaelfucker:
Most of us have gone through some embarrassing moment in public.

Mine was when I entered bus only to find out I left my wallet at home .
It's was so disgraceful.

The bus conductor insulted the hell out of me!

You can also share your experience

I was in 200L I had to see my course adviser dat morning for course registration. I left my hostel off campus; passed two of my Hostel mates and was headed for school, I got to my faculty; walked pass NAPS president straight to my course adviser's office non of them said a word to me only for me on getting to my course adviser's office to be greeted with would you remove that rubbish from your head? I was mad within me and I was trying to explain like sir I Neva knew I had it on my head. I had walked all the way from down down Newton street in Ekosodin with a comb on my head, no wonder the unusual stares on the road. Funny enough the hair was very short and could just be brushed.

brandmix:

How did u get the mums number

If a girl never called you with her mum's number, you are dating yourself.

poiZon:

When my dick fail to rise after seeing a naked babe.
So embarassing...

How can he not kick atleast to show say thr is cwonekt

Ah swear, diswan happened to me once.
About four years ago or so.
Lol


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One of my girls back then came by to see me after we stopped communicating with each other for about eight months or so.

One thing led to the other and she got naked, took off my trouser, my short and then noticed that my dickson was still sleeping
(me sef the thing shock me cos e never happen before)

Babe had to say,
"ah ah, what's happening?"
"is it that you don't find me attractive anymore?"

I WAS SO EMBARRASSED with myself.
I just had to laugh it off and tell her one or two lies/rubbish about why I couldn't get it up.

We just cuddled, naked, for about 10minutes or so (doing nothing) ...while I kept thinking about stupid things that could just excite me and make my dickson get up.



Las las sha it came up
And I just had to impress her and fvck her like a rabid dog, as usual.


PS: if to say e nor stand till the end of the day with the Babe that day, when I think back on the incident, I wonder what she would've thought of me

abercrombie:
hmmm....how come you had her mom's number on your phone?

If a girl never called you with her mum's number, you are dating yourself.

Ezemust:
Me wey dey fear snake naim i come go my inlaw house as we dey inside naim we come dey hear people dey shout snake o snake o.instead wey i go jump window naim i come dey form man at home.i cum rush go find stick nd as i dey fear de doam i no notice say d stick wey i carry no strong.na so i come rush hit snake with all my pawa naim d stick come brake nd i come fall ontop d snake.na so i just shiit 4 bodi.my inlaws just dey luk me

I don laugh sotey my belle dey pain me....

Laugh wan burst my belle ooo.

donstan18:
I've got many, but I'll tell one.

During my 100lvl registration then in school. Any graduate or student can relate how stressful, tiring and crowded it use to be doing registrations.

It was so sunny that very day with crowd of freshers everywhere, i got tired at some point and decided to get some rest under a tree. Unbuttoned the first two buttons of my long sleeve shirt for air while getting some rest

Some minutes later, a very big yellow-headed lizard fell from the tree and found its way inside my singlet[Singlet was tucked in my jeans], I screamed so high and got the attention of 99% of students there, while trying to make way for lizard by pulling my singlet from my jean, I ended up opening another way for the lizard to jump inside my boxer. At that moment, I shouted and nervously got confused that I couldn't differentiate my prick from the lizard in my boxer because both of them were dangling and dancing around as I was screaming and rehearsing makossa dance in public, jumping around the tree shouting and behaving like a mad man. People couldn't help because they don't know how to, rather, some were laughing and shouting in amusement.

As God had it, i successfully dragged the lizard out, it jumped out, nodded its head and was there looking at me like a fool instead of running, out of anger of embarrassment, I chased the lizard with my tattered clothes and ended up falling down while the lizard escaped. People were laughing as I was, just so FVCKING EMBARRASSED and PISSED that I was so ashamed to even stand and clean my cloth.

Fortunately, two ladies from the crowd stepped forward, helped me picked my scattered files and cleaned my clothes[Thou they were smiling and laughing while helping], and I had to laugh too in shame.

Nna eh! I just jejely gather morale waka comot, find okada begin dey go my lodge

Registration no be by force!!

It must have been very embarrassing then, but I know when you remember it now, you will laugh softly to yourself

Onnasucs1:
Lol...I got a Job to teach in a school in Aba. It was a blissful Monday that turned sour. I was on my well ironed white short sleeves shirt accompanied with a blue jean.

I thought the class happily till break time. I wanted to urinate and instead of me to tell the old staff there to show me the school's toilet, I just went outside the school gate to find a good spot to pee.

As you well know, Aba is a crowded city, so everywhere was just occupied with houses. There was no bush in sight till I went further down the road.

I got one small bush but there was a gutter in front of it. Instead of me to cross over the gutter, i didn't. Because it looked strong and Sandy on the surface, I just stepped on it and vooooooom! My whole leg entered a pool of thick red mud.

I struggled to remove it and I finally did but yeeeeeeeeh! Not just that my blue jean turned red, I couldn't find my shoe. I had to kneel down on the muddy ground and used my hand to search for my shoe.


I found it but my jean was red, the arms of my white shirt stained red also, my shoe was muddy. I had to use rain water to wash myself. Being that it was my first day at work, I couldn't just leave.

I just folded the arms of my shirt, folded my jean almost to my knee level, tucked in the back of my shirt and headed back to the school. I was really looking funny and it was so embarrassing.

The head teacher later sent for me and told me to dress more decently. I couldn't explain what happened. I just said YES MA! I have never been that embarrassed

My belle oo

This is wat we called the stranglehold of village pipu

large flatulence in class. hahahaha

NobleAngell:
All my embarrassing moments are fart-related tho.

Beans eating tins

Lol
I was about 7/8 years old then..
I was at my grandma's shop (ipodo market)
Just woke up from a nap, was fkking pressed

The sleep still dey my eyes BAD

Brought my little man outta my pants and dumped about two liters of urine on an innocent man (customer)..
The guy just stood there,took the whole piss laughing
He later shaked his head and left
Till today I no Sabi the kind sleep wey hol' me that day..
Fr I'm not a heavy sleeper
Currently battling with insomnia sef..

Little me, back then in seminary school, JSS1.
We were in the chapel for evening mass...
While seated...
out of boredom, I Innocently removed my belt, and was playing with it.

I kept it on the floor, holding the head of the belt, and moved it on the floor, like a snake gliding slowly.

All of a sudden...
One of the seminarians shouted: snake, snake, snake!
Everyone jumped for safety on the long bench, while the mass came to a halt!
That snake happened to be the belt I was playing with!

In a bid to diffuse the panic situation, I stood up, holding the belt, screaming at the top of my voice: "it's just a belt, it's just a belt..."

Everyone turned in amazement and disbelief, looking at me...with one hand holding my dropping knicker, and the other...
holding the snake belt!

The Rector was speechless!

At that juncture, I thought to myself: so na so dem go expel me from seminary?

I still remember that day when zip up my trouser without putting on boxer I just notice people are looking at me a friend of mine called me and said I should look at my trouser I was so embarrassing in public cos my penis is showing ourside

I still remember that day when I dint remember to zip up my trouser without putting on boxer I just notice people are looking at me a friend of mine called me and said I should look at my trouser I was so embarrassing in public cos my penis was showing outside
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Then, I was still single and also battling with fornication, I came back from campus and i decided to visit my parents, met them sitting down at the balcony with three of my siblings, after welcoming me, I decided to take one particular receipt from my wallet to show them but mistakenly and unknowingly, a pair of condom fell from my wallet as i was bringing the receipt out, i did not even notice it until one my brothers pointed towards the direction trying to inform me with some signals but it was already too late as everyone raised alarm and shouted at me to pickup my instrument... may the soul of my mom rest in peace, she was only the one that tried to tell others to keep quiet that i was right to be carrying it for protection although she later warned me to desist from fornication and face my studies.

I was in SS.3 and i was late for school, rushing and running to meet up then i noticed everybody was staring at me on the street, especially the girls, it was more like a standing ovation, at some point i asked what's special about me this morning, then i decided to look down then i found my john thomas was outside my trouser all this while running with me.

Telling my colleagues that Buhari is Nigerian president after he visited the United states.

Warning: long post.
Mine was on two different occasions far apart.

One was when I just turned youth like 21. Then our mommies in the lord would be like we should be praying for husband early enough. So in one program like that, the man of God made a call that if you want God to settle you with marriage soon, get up. Some aunties and i stood up and he prayed but I didn't know he had finished praying and everyone had sat down until one woman touched me from the back and I opened my eyes wow, all eyes on me. Mehnn.. It was very embarrassing. Like say na me need the husband pass People can look


Another one was of recent.
At a church program, the pastor was like...if you know you're looking for a wife or husband, come out I want to pray for you." In my mind i said, no be me and una again. One chorister just bone come out and went to pastor. The next thing, pastors wife just turned back and started calling, Sis J, sister J, come out now as she beckoned on me. Aah... I felt so embarrassed as the whole congregation just turned back staring at me. Pastor too come dey look me like say I dey possessed as I refused to come out. But I was forced to go out las las cos the looking became too much.

Very embarrassing...

Sorry for the long post though

This one weak me

Ishilove:

Year 1, undergrad. I was forming sisi eko and refused to wear my medicated glasses. I was invited to an end of the year Chrismas carol at Erastus Akingbola hall (I think. I forget the name of the hall. It's in the middle of campus). I left my glasses in my hand bag and was cat walking down the stairs in the middle of the auditorium, squinting like a mole in the semi-darkness when I missed a step and bounced like a table tennis ball down the stairs before finally settling down at the bottom in an ungainly heap.

Everyone stopped chatting to stare (the hall was FULL), before somebody realised I was a damsel in distress. A nice young man lifted me up, helped to straighten my disheveled clothes before leading me to a seat. Shamefacedly, I sank my aching bum in and resolutely ignored the whispered ''sorry'' people sent my way.

After the program ended, I fell down noisily outside the auditorium. Thankfully the people there weren't many yet but because my bag with my glass case inside hit the ground, it attracted attention. Oh, I blush at the memory.

It was my sister who I had been keeping malice with for over two weeks that lifted me up where I lay, stunned senseless, and asked "Ishi, why didn't you wear your glasses??"

Why, indeed.

How about when i attended lecture in the hall behind adjacent the main Library? I forgot the back of the seat was not screwed in properly, leaned back and fell in between the rows of seats, with my two legs sticking straight up. It was uber embarrassing because I was stuck and lecture had to be interrupted so that some hefty guys could extricate me. I was wedged in-between the rows, you see.

*sigh

I asked her for phone number in a public gathering and why she was typing it on my phone, my john Thomas stood at the longest length I have ever see. I was wearing a plain trouser with jacket, my two hands in the pocket couldn't help, my first call to her she asked so u have no self countrol.

Rodeoz:
You sound like the kind of person I’m friends with. Reply your mail.

Trust me, I'm not. You were probably still in primary school or JSS class when I was in 100 level.

illitrate:
I asked her for phone number in a public gathering and why she was typing it on my phone, my john Thomas stood at the longest length I have ever see, I was wearing a plane trouser with jacket, my two hands in the pocket couldn't help, my first call to her she asked so u have no self countrol.

Ouch. I feel embarrassed just reading this alone.

Shibaraba:
Me and one very fine girl dey chat for lecture theatre after I Don consume four days beans Wey I Don use warming scatter him life. Small time mess show. I dey push the mess back. Mess accumulate I come dey feel somehow. Belle dey rumble. If I wan excuse the girl she go follow. She no want make I move far. As I see say she gum me I devise plan say make I carry her go open place way people dey so even if I start to mess plenty people dey Wey she go suspect. Na so we go front I say make I release the mess sample am. As in small small release. As I relax my Yansh muscle see force wey mess take come out. Fruuuuuuuuuprapraprapra. Mess comot with full force water shit escort am. Come dey flow down my leg gently. Painful part be say everybody hear. Like say make ground swallow me. I left hanty run enter bush o. Na there I call my men make them bring change of clothes and pure water bag make I use clean up. As for class them use am yab me till I nearly die.
World famous SmG.... Sub messing Gun.
The name stuck I swear.
Stupid hanty wey we gist still follow them yab me..come go date my guy. So wetin I gain upon the embarrassment...... Nothing

I miss University days Sha,,,,,sometimes man will think he will not graduate but the story is different now

Ishilove:

Trust me, I'm not. You were probably still in primary school or JSS class when I was in 100 level.

Come on u don't have to embarrass him by indirectly calling him a kid

Ade24682:
Back in camp. We were doing that man o war drilling, that part where you all had to climb high rope. Na so my khaki trouser tear for middle, Mumu boxer didn’t help, all the girls saw my **** as everyone was standing under waiting for their turn.
That day messed up camp till I left.

Which camp did this happen? Something similar happened to a guy in my platoon

Beckysexy:
Mine was when I fell down
In front of a guy that has been asking me out but I kept refusing
The annoying part was when him and his foolish friends were laughing at me.

It's was so embarrassing tho.

them either see ur pant or toto

this day was my last exam day.. wanted to do fine boy enter school that day .. wore a denim ripped jean and a primark round neck shirt.. wore my pam and left for school.. got to the main gate and wanted to walk really fast to exam hall fast. I got to the gns dept and hit my leg on something like an iron drilled into the ground. the bloody thing hooked my pam and that one just cut for road like that. was devastated and almost cursing village people for wanting to ruin my fine boy and I gats reach exam hall sharp sharp, no time cause me and my guys get formation wey we dey use sit down ,Mann naso I carry one leg of pam for hand begin waka oo.. the kind stare wey I get from other student no be here esp the females, my leg was just hitting the ground anyhow.. I reach exam hall my lecturers still carry me do yeye. them talk xay I suppose commot the two pam from leg make people think xay I be cele man instead of leaving one on looking like a madman, said my ripped jeans even made the madman looking like status worst. shame catch me ehn..

OgaBuhari:
you should have emptied your bowels and leave without taking anything

.. the problem about polluting is not the sound but the smell .. emptying my bowel every blessed day enables to pollute freely since I know xay e no go smell

lilbarracuda:
I was riding my bike on oau campus...it rained that day so some part of the road and the pot holes were filled with water... Na so I dey fire speed enter pot hole covered with water, fell off the bike, knack head for ground thank God for helmet sha..... people around wey like eeya, sorry ooo, hope ya okay, I no fit talk shame just dey catch me as dirty water dey drip from my body

That's the good thing about Ife campus. Bicycle riders must wear helmets, and it helps.

Any place outside campus you go, North, South, even Lagos, most riders ignore this and just ride without helmets.
Too risky.

Karemarealty288:
the very first day I drank plenty Vino Tinto Red wine thinking its soft drink even while advice was flowing from all corner for me to slow down.....cos my friends knows am not an alcoholic....and ended up jumping inside Rochaster Hotel swimming pool fully dressed....that's on the day my guy was wedding his white wife in Festac Town..I couldn't recall exactly what happened but they said I was just saying rubbish and screaming....and singing national anthem.....

Lwkmd