₦airaland Forum

NwaAmaikpe:



Okay I'd share a bit.

An Igbira lady I always shagged would wear a waist bead just before I insert my dogo in her so that she won't get pregnant.
She said it was a traditional contraceptive that ties up the mouth of the womb.
She never got pregnant for me despite overflooding her cervix with my cum.

There was this Etsako woman who was cheating on her husband with me. After shagging her, she'd look for a goat to jump over.
She said it broke whatever ill luck her cheating will cause her husband and her kids.
This man became far more successful after I started sleeping with his wife.

There was this married muslim Bini woman who got pregnant for me when her husband was away from town.
She said she will stop shagging me from her 2nd trimester and only shag her husband.
She said constantly shagging her husband will make the unborn baby look like him.
Guess what, the baby was a replica of him.

I once had an affair with Asaba woman who lived close to the market.
Each time I visited carrying goodies in both hands. She won't welcome me unless I drop them or carry both on one hand.

Finally
There was this Catholic nun who was a Mother Superior I was shagging.
She will insist I do the sign of the cross before taking off her undies.
To this day I'd never understand why.

But the greatest of them all is my own superstition.
Each time I have unprotected sex with a lady whom I wouldn't want to get pregnant for me, I simply tie up the blade of a grass and it works better than Postinor for me.

Also, after shagging a married woman. I always recite Galatians 3:13 that says that "Christ has redeemed me from the curse of the law".

I don't know about you, but superstitions work because "onye kwe, Chi ya e kwe".

PregnantlySingu:
My faince's ex said over her dead body will I get married to him, but I didn't even take that seriously . Fiance had a crash on his way to our introduction leaving me pregnant and alone. Beside myself in grief. Don't know if I should abort or leave it be so as to give it out to a good childless couple.

Dpaulie:
let’s see and I will try one on u, I can bet you see an instant result before h move an inch

anthonyuncle:
u should be crowned "the chief of lamba "...

ur lies are epic

post=86493200:
Ehya, Poor Cownu. RIP to Cownu wherever he is. Na dat part pain us pass!
......and u dey fornicate?! Okay ooo

KushLyon:
OK mine isn't really concerning a friend or a neighbor or anything relating to someone I know, but since I'm living in Edo state, things like this na everyday something. The recent one happened yesterday when I visited ikpoba river with some of my coursemates for an assignment and we noticed a particular tree with dozens of white women pictures pinned to it, some tied with red cloth while some others have small padlock around it. At the base of the tree, a number of dead chickens were tied around it, some already decaying while some were still fresh. The whole place have a eerie feeling and I was getting bad vibes from the air. We were still going on with our business when one alhaji, his wife and little kid just turn up o, the mother started washing the little girl's feet in the river while the man was doing incantations, then later they brought out a steel tray filled with sweets, biscuits and some other goodies and poured it inside the river then left. It wasn't long when they left when the little kids that live close to the river started jumping into it and gathered all the goodies the couple through inside. I guess they are the gods

proclinician:
because u cant afford it?? That's why a lot of girls are used for rituals. Longer throat on irrelevant things. Why on earth will you pick 100# fanta from the ground to drink.

seangy4konji:
If I start to talk

Lol

zimdante:
My neighbour na ogbonge witch , after my 5 hours morning devotion every morning, she no dey gree see my face, na so she go run enter house like tom and Jerry jam door gboza!.

She Neva see anything, this year she must pack without quit notice.

Oracle23:
Person wey steal una destiny is still a tiler


Receive sense.

DavidEsq:
Ecclesiastics 9:5-6. Pls read it. it is the truth about the dead, that would set u free

Mineisgrace:
hello good morning. It's actually 80 naira

zexy2030:
U are already under a spell to think like this. Even Jesus says we should pray everyday that God should deliver u from evil. Guy evil dey o. Maybe one person don dey use ur star shine. U dey there to sleep n talk nonsense. Saying that statement indicate u have been used.

Dpaulie:
come see me and say this, let me try it on you, no matter what you believe in my juju will work on you.. the west and Arab have blindfolded you people

proclinician:
Okay good morning.

You will pick it on the ground and drink then disappear in the middle of the night to forever land abi. That's one vagina down.

I wont let that happen. Oya take.

Roon9:
I feel its beyond that bro.

ikorodureporta:
ancestors

Mineisgrace:
hahahhah lol

Auntyesther:
This thread go long and sweet... lemme collect space

vincentjk:
My experiences are very weird but I'll mention just one or two;

Demons and spirits are all over my homestead. Some months ago I was home alone watching tv in the parlor then all of a sudden the door of my room just unbolted itself and opened a little, been experiencing this so I tiptoed to see who/what really opened my door all of a sudden the door banged and locked itself back, went inside and didn't find anyone then noticed my dogs seriously barking towards my window side


We no longer allow people to sleep over at our place because last time a friend of mine passed the night at my place. we were both in the parlor, I was eating noodles and bread while watching tv while he slept off on the couch about 15inches away from me and all of a sudden he was struggling and grasping for breath so I quickly rushed to help him out. He woke up screaming that someone wants to strangle him and upon all my pleas he still left that night because he couldn't explain what happened to him.


Different prayers have been conducted but to no avail so we have no option that to live like this in our own house tho it has reduce sha, but the birds hovering around and making a hell of noise all over the especially at night still occur time to time. We have no option than do the cleansing the traditional way and it's been working so far

Some traditional practices ain't bad but one doing juju to hurt an innocent person should be included as a serious crime in africa as a whole

OgaBuhari:
Education is what u need not Religion or superstition.
look at China where it is today and your backward shameless country suffering all these set back because of some superstitious beliefs.
can u imagine what just came out of your mind? someone using someone's other star to shine? like seriously are u sure you're not living in a bush or village with these kind of reasoning, it'll be a big shame to Bsc holders if you're a graduate with this kind of mentality.
get Education it's the key to overcoming your ignorance

vincentjk:
My experiences are very weird but I'll mention just one or two;

Demons and spirits are all over my homestead. Some months ago I was home alone watching tv in the parlor then all of a sudden the door of my room just unbolted itself and opened a little, been experiencing this so I tiptoed to see who/what really opened my door all of a sudden the door banged and locked itself back, went inside and didn't find anyone then noticed my dogs seriously barking towards my window side


We no longer allow people to sleep over at our place because last time a friend of mine passed the night at my place. we were both in the parlor, I was eating noodles and bread while watching tv while he slept off on the couch about 15inches away from me and all of a sudden he was struggling and grasping for breath so I quickly rushed to help him out. He woke up screaming that someone wants to strangle him and upon all my pleas he still left that night because he couldn't explain what happened to him.


Different prayers have been conducted but to no avail so we have no option that to live like this in our own house tho it has reduce sha, but the birds hovering around and making a hell of noise all over the especially at night still occur time to time. We have no option than do the cleansing the traditional way and it's been working so far

Some traditional practices ain't bad but one doing juju to hurt an innocent person should be included as a serious crime in africa as a whole

PregnantlySingu:
2 months. Everything still fresh. Still grieving. Worst we didn't even get a complete body to bury.. Everything burnt to ashes! jesus

kingxsamz:
You could have made your point without throwing insults, but no. That's if you ever had a point in the first place.

And he's actually right.
You yourself believe such because that's what your 'not single mother' and dad trained you to believe.
You believe in it because society says so.
When are you going to ask questions and speak for yourself?
Yes, these things don't exist, so it's either you counter someone who has a different opinion from yours with an intelligent reply or you hold your peace, no need to hurl insults at someone for having a different view.
Thank you.

FatherBona:
Don't get me started.............
My Landlord is a Bishop of The BCS. He's got properties all over town, enough to make a billionaire jealous. This nigga is a stark illiterate
Source of wealth? He sells yam at the timber market yea right
My stories will fill up the pages of a dictionary and will surely win an Oscar for best script if adapted into a movie.
I've seen it all, from red and white handkerchiefs, burning of red and black candles at unholy hours of the night, prayer band gathering by midnight, singing and dancing round the compound barefoot, wearing white garments, clandestine meetings, and other unexplained occurrences. He has banned all manner of church activities and prayers in the compound except its organised by the BCS. Need I go on?! Killing of snakes, and the appearances of owls and other strange creatures is the order of the day and he has placed an order never to harm this creatures, it could be an apparition from their leader or so he believes.
God is my only hope.
Can't wait to leave these place

FatherBona:
Don't get me started.............
My Landlord is a Bishop of The BCS. He's got properties all over town, enough to make a billionaire jealous. This nigga is a stark illiterate
Source of wealth? He sells yam at the timber market yea right
My stories will fill up the pages of a dictionary and will surely win an Oscar for best script if adapted into a movie.
I've seen it all, from red and white handkerchiefs, burning of red and black candles at unholy hours of the night, prayer band gathering by midnight, singing and dancing round the compound barefoot, wearing white garments, clandestine meetings, and other unexplained occurrences. He has banned all manner of church activities and prayers in the compound except its organised by the BCS. Need I go on?! Killing of snakes, and the appearances of owls and other strange creatures is the order of the day and he has placed an order never to harm this creatures, it could be an apparition from their leader or so he believes.
God is my only hope.
Can't wait to leave these place

FatherBona:
Call a Reknowned Catholic priest to consecrate and bless that compound with holy water.

SangoOlukosoOba:
Am sorry, I won't.

We all on Earth will have eyes if it happens the way you presume.

post=86492443:
Although we never believe in anything fetish, juju, voodoo, village people,
But 2 winches, wicked people some of us @[/color] ever came across in life are blind now, Totally blind!

Children of hate, perdition and frustration,
Enemies of the state....[color=#990000]BEWARE, lest you go blind soon!




Even when our post did not mention nor quote anyone's moniker,
Mr turkey and his fellow tin are fighting to be the first to quote us already.
So these kids know their original names without calling them out!?
They are afraid of glaucoma!
Una neva see anytin.....


*singing*, Our Song of The Decade...already!

My blessings come now
Favour fall down on me
Goodness and mercy follow me, everyday
Everything wey I touch
For this life, anything wey I want
Shey na mansion o, shey na porche o
Na me get am o
If dem dey doubt you, no mind dem
If bad belle come, make you (blind) dem
My time don come oo
Ayo wa ba le mi o

Ire ooo – ire
Ayomide o – Ayomide
Everyday ooo showers of blessings rain on me

Shey na money wey u want - Oya o
Abi o fe ra moto o
Time don come o
Oh Ayo wa ba le mi o
Happiness knocking – wole wa
Prosperity something – l'on gbe wa
And blessing calling
Oh Ayo wa ba Lemi o......sing till fade......




Hahahaha, Our belle ooo .
We don laff tire for area!
Come finish d tory biko
Wetin come happen after you burst enter bathroom?
Lol , we too like gist sometimes sef!