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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by daddytime(m): 10:15pm On Feb 08
PregnantlySingu:
My faince's ex said over her dead body will I get married to him, but I didn't even take that seriously . Fiance had a crash on his way to our introduction leaving me pregnant and alone. Beside myself in grief. Don't know if I should abort or leave it be so as to give it out to a good childless couple.

Wow wow..

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Stanchem029: 10:15pm On Feb 08
OgaBuhari:
rituals, juju, charms and voodoo don't exist.
they are all fallacy
Thank you Sir.

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by GREATESTPIANIST: 10:17pm On Feb 08
GOVERNMENTBOY20:
Last year I had to put up in a face me I slap you , I had a neighbor who was a Tiler. When everyone has gone to work in the morning, the guy will come back home.

You think there is no big deal in coming back home to rest right? But on the contrary, he comes home to take his bath, this time with a ritual soap in a small calabash.

The motherfvcker had a certain incantation that he recite to collect people's glory in the compound. How did I get to know?

There was a day I came back home for a quick match with a neighborhood tailor. We had set staffing time for 10:30am. I had to come back home early with food and drinks I have arranged. The chick showed up and when we were through around 12pm, she went to use the bathroom... But came back to inform me someone was in the general bathroom saying incantations and mentioning names...
Whose name?

We went back together and I heard motherfvcker saying the soap should bring him the blessing meant for Kabiru the mechanic, Mukaila vulcanizer, Chukudi spare part seller, Tunde the painter... I already pulled out my phone and was recording everything the nigga was saying till he mentioned Adigun the Barber... Omo naa so I burst into the bathroom with towel wrapped around my slim waist ...

Blessing wey never dey enough for me before this dude want 2 collect it before e reach me.
hahahahahahahauauauauauauauauahahauayahahahayay

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Nomzylicious(f): 10:18pm On Feb 08
booked

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Kenturkey048(m): 10:19pm On Feb 08
MANNABBQGRILLS:
Some 2 winches, wicked people some of us @MANNABBQGRILLS ever came across in life are blind now, Totally blind!

Children of hate, perdition and frustration,
Enemies of the state....BEWARE, lets you go blind soon!



*singing*, Our Song of The Decade...already!

My blessings come now
Favour fall down on me
Goodness and mercy follow me, everyday
Everything wey I touch
For this life, anything wey I want
Shey na mansion o, shey na porche o
Na me get am o
If dem dey doubt you, no mind dem
If bad belle come, make you (blind) dem
My time don come oo

Ayo wa ba le mi o

Ire ooo – ire
Ayomide o – Ayomide
Everyday ooo showers of blessings rain on me

Shey na money wey u want - Oya o
Abi o fe ra moto o
Time don come o
Oh Ayo wa ba le mi o
Happiness knocking – wole wa
Prosperity something – l'on gbe wa
And blessing calling
Oh Ayo wa ba Lemi o
......sing till fade......




Hahahaha, Our belle ooo cheesy wink grin cheesy wink cheesy grin cheesy.
We don laff tire for area!
Finish d tory nah,
Wetin come happen after you burst enter bathroom?
Lol cheesy, we too like gist sometimes sef!
The only person that should beware of going blind over here is you .... You alone is the children of perdition ,frustration and enemy of the state...

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Oracle23: 10:20pm On Feb 08
ikorodureporta:
I have many things to say...
There was a woman living close to the entrance of my former house. She had a tiny broom which was always kept across the entrance door. Den, anytime me & my siblings dey go out, na to kick the broom throway from road first....she dey always use back enter house too

Slhe was an ogboni member...

Na u make am ogboni member?
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Kekereekun123: 10:21pm On Feb 08
All fake they dont work
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by eni4real(m): 10:21pm On Feb 08
GOVERNMENTBOY20:
Last year I had to put up in a face me I slap you , I had a neighbor who was a Tiler. When everyone has gone to work in the morning, the guy will come back home.

You think there is no big deal in coming back home to rest right? But on the contrary, he comes home to take his bath, this time with a ritual soap in a small calabash.

The motherfvcker had a certain incantation that he recite to collect people's glory in the compound. How did I get to know?

There was a day I came back home for a quick match with a neighborhood tailor. We had set staffing time for 10:30am. I had to come back home early with food and drinks I have arranged. The chick showed up and when we were through around 12pm, she went to use the bathroom... But came back to inform me someone was in the general bathroom saying incantations and mentioning names...
Whose name?

We went back together and I heard motherfvcker saying the soap should bring him the blessing meant for Kabiru the mechanic, Mukaila vulcanizer, Chukudi spare part seller, Tunde the painter... I already pulled out my phone and was recording everything the nigga was saying till he mentioned Adigun the Barber... Omo naa so I burst into the bathroom with towel wrapped around my slim waist ...

Blessing wey never dey enough for me before this dude want 2 collect it before e reach me.
Your neighborhood Tailor tho undecided

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Auto200: 10:22pm On Feb 08
Okpo!!
OgaBuhari:
rituals, juju, charms and voodoo don't exist.
they are all fallacy

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Oracle23: 10:23pm On Feb 08
GOVERNMENTBOY20:
Last year I had to put up in a face me I slap you , I had a neighbor who was a Tiler. When everyone has gone to work in the morning, the guy will come back home.

You think there is no big deal in coming back home to rest right? But on the contrary, he comes home to take his bath, this time with a ritual soap in a small calabash.

The motherfvcker had a certain incantation that he recite to collect people's glory in the compound. How did I get to know?

There was a day I came back home for a quick match with a neighborhood tailor. We had set staffing time for 10:30am. I had to come back home early with food and drinks I have arranged. The chick showed up and when we were through around 12pm, she went to use the bathroom... But came back to inform me someone was in the general bathroom saying incantations and mentioning names...
Whose name?

We went back together and I heard motherfvcker saying the soap should bring him the blessing meant for Kabiru the mechanic, Mukaila vulcanizer, Chukudi spare part seller, Tunde the painter... I already pulled out my phone and was recording everything the nigga was saying till he mentioned Adigun the Barber... Omo naa so I burst into the bathroom with towel wrapped around my slim waist ...

Blessing wey never dey enough for me before this dude want 2 collect it before e reach me.

Person wey steal una destiny is still a tiler


Receive sense.

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by cRobo: 10:23pm On Feb 08
DWJOBScom:


The jazz no get respect at all


How effective is it then?
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by nuel101: 10:23pm On Feb 08
I Dey wait Edo people own grin grin grin

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by HitSong: 10:24pm On Feb 08
ArcFresky:
Always ran away from fetish people... Not because I was scared, but because I don't want nonsense wahala....

My e,x bestfriend, was doing yahoo, naso I catch am sitting down on white cloth, with calabash... Since that day... He became my ex... Lol

There was something he always did then.. Whenever we were going out, we would all be ready... As all of us step outside lyk dis, nigger will go back inside house for close to ten minutes....

Now, I don't even pick his calls anymore.
Hope he never released sperm inside you....
Destiny...

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by chukwuibuipob: 10:24pm On Feb 08
OgaBuhari:
rituals, juju, charms and voodoo don't exist.
they are all fallacy
shocked sad sad omode n se oo.Ogun nbe.

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Pauladex(m): 10:25pm On Feb 08
GOVERNMENTBOY20:
Last year I had to put up in a face me I slap you , I had a neighbor who was a Tiler. When everyone has gone to work in the morning, the guy will come back home.

You think there is no big deal in coming back home to rest right? But on the contrary, he comes home to take his bath, this time with a ritual soap in a small calabash.

The motherfvcker had a certain incantation that he recite to collect people's glory in the compound. How did I get to know?

There was a day I came back home for a quick match with a neighborhood tailor. We had set staffing time for 10:30am. I had to come back home early with food and drinks I have arranged. The chick showed up and when we were through around 12pm, she went to use the bathroom... But came back to inform me someone was in the general bathroom saying incantations and mentioning names...
Whose name?

We went back together and I heard motherfvcker saying the soap should bring him the blessing meant for Kabiru the mechanic, Mukaila vulcanizer, Chukudi spare part seller, Tunde the painter... I already pulled out my phone and was recording everything the nigga was saying till he mentioned Adigun the Barber... Omo naa so I burst into the bathroom with towel wrapped around my slim waist ...

Blessing wey never dey enough for me before this dude want 2 collect it before e reach me.

Adigun the Baber, person no dey play with u again?

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by cRobo: 10:25pm On Feb 08
PregnantlySingu:
My faince's ex said over her dead body will I get married to him, but I didn't even take that seriously . Fiance had a crash on his way to our introduction leaving me pregnant and alone. Beside myself in grief. Don't know if I should abort or leave it be so as to give it out to a good childless couple.


Quite sad

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by od501: 10:25pm On Feb 08
Oh! Hoe naive u can be my bro! grin

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Auto200: 10:25pm On Feb 08
This one fear me oh!

Are you really serious?
PregnantlySingu:
My faince's ex said over her dead body will I get married to him, but I didn't even take that seriously . Fiance had a crash on his way to our introduction leaving me pregnant and alone. Beside myself in grief. Don't know if I should abort or leave it be so as to give it out to a good childless couple.

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Ingodwetrust15(m): 10:25pm On Feb 08
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Okay I'd share a bit.
An Igbira lady I always shagged would wear a waist bead just before I insert my dogo in her so that she won't get pregnant.
She said it was a traditional contraceptive that ties up the mouth of the womb.

There was this Etsako woman who was cheating on her husband with me. After shagging her, she'd look for a goat to jump over.
She said it broke whatever ill luck her cheating will cause her husband and her kids.

There was this married muslim Bini woman who got pregnant for me.
She said she will stop shagging me from her 2nd trimester and only shag her husband.
She said constantly shagging her husband will make the unborn baby look like him.

I once had an affair with Asaba woman who lived close to the market.
Each time I visited carrying goodies in both hands. She won't welcome me unless I drop them or carry both on one hand.

Finally
There was this Catholic nun who was a Mother Superior I was shagging.
She will insist I do the sign of the cross before taking off her undies.
To this day I'd never understand why.

But the greatest of them all is my own superstition.
Each time I have unprotected sex with a lady whom I wouldn't want to get pregnant for me, I simply tie up the blade of a grass and it works better than Postinor for me.

Also, after shagging a married woman. I always recite Galatians 3:13 that says that "Christ has redeemed me from the curse of the law".

I don't know about you, but superstitions work because "onye kwe, Chi ya e kwe".



You are a fucking joker grin grin grin grin grin grin and if you are really serious with what you put up there I’m very sorry to say you will soon be caught unfresh. Shalom

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by persius555: 10:26pm On Feb 08
Fetish people have nothing to offer

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by od501: 10:26pm On Feb 08
Oh! How naive you can be my broda! grin
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by osazsky(m): 10:26pm On Feb 08
Mine is how Tinubu finetunes the brains of afonja and decide to impose o trek on them is did not slavery and some are ready to lay down their lives for him.is this not fetish@?

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by ayandee: 10:27pm On Feb 08
I remember my secondary days. I had malaria and mum took me to the hospital. By the time, we returned home, I was very weak from the injections I had received and could hardly stand. Mum needed to get some items at the market nearby and didn't want to leave me at home all by myself.

Our neighbour in the next compound offered I stayed in her home till my mum returned. She's actually a nice woman. She led me to her children's bedroom. All seemed normal and I was beginning to doze off. Suddenly, I looked up and saw a big wall frame on which it was written "Reformed Ogboni Comfraternity" with a picture of her husband fully dressed in what I perceived was the regalia. I jumped up immediately. My fever vanished. I told the woman I wanted to go home.

She was surprised. I told her I felt better. Luckily, I met my mum at the gate. We had barely entered our home when i started telling her what I saw. She was also surprised.

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Oracle23: 10:27pm On Feb 08
kittykollinxx:
I have a friend who came to Ibadan for a conference, he pleaded to stay at my place because he wanted to use the money meant for his accommodation for another thing. I agreed, he came and we gisted till it was time to sleep.

This guy said he wanted to bath, so I led him to the bathroom. Immediately after he stepped into the bathroom, his phone rang and I went to give it to him. Behold, I sae black soap and native sponge in the bathroom. I shouted jesus!!!! I told him he could sleep with me. I had to lodge him somewhere that night

Black soap and native sponge means what??

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by GOVERNMENTBOY20: 10:27pm On Feb 08
Pauladex:


Adigun the Baber, person no dey play with u again?
no be that kind play my brother... I need more blessing

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by NeoWanZaeed: 10:27pm On Feb 08
Laughing
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by eni4real(m): 10:27pm On Feb 08
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Okay I'd share a bit.

An Igbira lady I always shagged would wear a waist bead just before I insert my dogo in her so that she won't get pregnant.
She said it was a traditional contraceptive that ties up the mouth of the womb.
She never got pregnant for me despite overflooding her cervix with my cum.

There was this Etsako woman who was cheating on her husband with me. After shagging her, she'd look for a goat to jump over.
She said it broke whatever ill luck her cheating will cause her husband and her kids.
This man became far more successful after I started sleeping with his wife.

There was this married muslim Bini woman who got pregnant for me when her husband was away from town.
She said she will stop shagging me from her 2nd trimester and only shag her husband.
She said constantly shagging her husband will make the unborn baby look like him.
Guess what, the baby was a replica of him.

I once had an affair with Asaba woman who lived close to the market.
Each time I visited carrying goodies in both hands. She won't welcome me unless I drop them or carry both on one hand.

Finally
There was this Catholic nun who was a Mother Superior I was shagging.
She will insist I do the sign of the cross before taking off her undies.
To this day I'd never understand why.

But the greatest of them all is my own superstition.
Each time I have unprotected sex with a lady whom I wouldn't want to get pregnant for me, I simply tie up the blade of a grass and it works better than Postinor for me.

Also, after shagging a married woman. I always recite Galatians 3:13 that says that "Christ has redeemed me from the curse of the law".

I don't know about you, but superstitions work because "onye kwe, Chi ya e kwe".
You are gradually running mad?!! undecided

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Ashawoboi27(m): 10:27pm On Feb 08
kittykollinxx:
I have a friend who came to Ibadan for a conference, he pleaded to stay at my place because he wanted to use the money meant for his accommodation for another thing. I agreed, he came and we gisted till it was time to sleep.

This guy said he wanted to bath, so I led him to the bathroom. Immediately after he stepped into the bathroom, his phone rang and I went to give it to him. Behold, I sae black soap and native sponge in the bathroom. I shouted jesus!!!! I told him he could sleep with me. I had to lodge him somewhere that night
Noting selfish there

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Emperor4tune(m): 10:27pm On Feb 08
all men could be fetish at some point due to what people thing or feel is inapopraite base on their believe,culture,religion and ethnic differences about others.e.g how will you feel seeing me eating snake,offcourse you will feel am fetish to eat snakes because your believe deos'nt support it & lot more,how will you feel seeing aboki washing his preek by the side of the road with satchet water before bowing down to pray to Allah at noon,fetish right?,infact i can boldly tell you that most muslims sees regular communion taken by christians as a fetish practice because they dont believe in it,so the bentch mark is this MIND YOUR BUSINESS & YOU WILL FIND PEACE WITH ALL MEN

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Frezhkid10(m): 10:28pm On Feb 08
GOVERNMENTBOY20:
Last year I had to put up in a face me I slap you , I had a neighbor who was a Tiler. When everyone has gone to work in the morning, the guy will come back home.

You think there is no big deal in coming back home to rest right? But on the contrary, he comes home to take his bath, this time with a ritual soap in a small calabash.

The motherfvcker had a certain incantation that he recite to collect people's glory in the compound. How did I get to know?

There was a day I came back home for a quick match with a neighborhood tailor. We had set staffing time for 10:30am. I had to come back home early with food and drinks I have arranged. The chick showed up and when we were through around 12pm, she went to use the bathroom... But came back to inform me someone was in the general bathroom saying incantations and mentioning names...
Whose name?

We went back together and I heard motherfvcker saying the soap should bring him the blessing meant for Kabiru the mechanic, Mukaila vulcanizer, Chukudi spare part seller, Tunde the painter... I already pulled out my phone and was recording everything the nigga was saying till he mentioned Adigun the Barber... Omo naa so I burst into the bathroom with towel wrapped around my slim waist ...

Blessing wey never dey enough for me before this dude want 2 collect it before e reach me.



Don't just like the post oo. Epp my life please... I am a very good writer as better job never dey... Anything for you boy
... grin grin grin grin

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by ekwerendi(m): 10:28pm On Feb 08
Chai politics ado mkpo ekpurikpo(politics is a cartel thing).
A friend of mine stood for an election with one of his course,could you imagine the other guy went and did jazz and my friend's name and face wasn't on the ballot paper.... the guy went unopposed.....
Later that my friend was given the VP.

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Oracle23: 10:28pm On Feb 08
MrThisandthat:
While serving back then in Akwa Ibom state... My landlord placed a bottle of fanta in the middle of the compound that it scares all the ogbanjes away!

How did u know it chased ogbanjes away?

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