Have you ever felt terrible after a Valentine's gone wrong? Share your experience.

Una no dey tire?

This val shuu do and pass so we can have peace all round biko.

Losing my favorite uncle on vals day two years ago. Since then, I mourn every vals day.

Auntyesther:
This val shuu do and pass so we can have peace all round biko.

Cant you at least, wash that ancient dirty car in your dp background before posing with it?

Romeo3:
Cant you at least, wash that ancient dirty car in your dp background before posing with it?

No i won't and i will pose with it as many times as i want. What are you going to do about it huh?

Auntyesther:
No i won't and i will pose with it as many times as i want. What are you going to do about it huh?

Thought as much. Dirtiness runs strongly in their veins.

va this n that

Romeo3:
Thought as much. Dirtiness runs strongly in their veins.

You done?

Auntyesther:
No i won't and i will pose with it as many times as i want. What are you going to do about it huh?

Sis, these men don't know how to mind their business. He should jump inside well if it's paining him.

Auntyesther:
You done?

For now, dirty girl.

makydebbie:


Sis, these men don't know how to mind their business. He should jump inside well if it's paining him.

See me see wahala o sis! Car that has been parked in that position for over 7months now... So i'll tell the uncle to come and carry his car because Queen Esther wants to take pictures.

Romeo3:
For now, dirty girl.

Your welcome and please come again.

Auntyesther:
See me see wahala o sis! Car that has been parked in that position for over 7months now... So i'll tell the uncle to come and carry his car because Queen Esther wants to take pictures.

Bia how much he go sell the car?

Smartchoiice:

Bia how much he go sell the car?

Nwanne i don't know o and i don't think he has any plans of selling the car sha.

Auntyesther:
Your welcome and please come again.

Dummy.

Your and You're may look alike, but they really aren't the same. You are not allowed to be dirty and be a dunce at the same time. It's catastrophic.

Forget past vals..this one is the best ever cos Amotekun law comes with it. A lovely gift to all Nigerians

I remember in sec school i racketed wine chocs and teddy for one girl..only for my supposed guys to steal the wine and drink it in a tree

Auntyesther:
Nwanne i don't know o and i don't think he has any plans of selling the car sha.

He must sell the thing...seven months in a single space

Romeo3:
Dummy.

Your and You're may look alike, but they really aren't the same. You are not allowed to be dirty and be a dunce at the same time. It's catastrophic.

Oh really! Is it?

Smartchoiice:

He must sell the thing...seven months in a single space

He travelled sha but he will soon be back.

Auntyesther:
He travelled sha but he will soon be back.

Kk

Auntyesther:
See me see wahala o sis! Car that has been parked in that position for over 7months now... So i'll tell the uncle to come and carry his car because Queen Esther wants to take pictures.

Sis he's not even worth a ban. Ignore am dear.

Romeo3:
Dummy.

Your and You're may look alike, but they really aren't the same. You are not allowed to be dirty and be a dunce at the same time. It's catastrophic.

Una no get work... U dey fight woman online... unprovoked...stop drinking bajinotu... At least when you no get ashawo one round money... Na wetin cause all these kasala be that

Smartchoiice:

Una no get work... U dey fight woman online... unprovoked...stop drinking bajinotu... At least when you no get ashawo one round money... Na wetin cause all these kasala be that

Stop kissing a woman's arse, you bloody idiot.

Romeo3:
Stop kissing a woman's arse, you bloody idiot.

Do I look like your father?

Smartchoiice:

Do I look like your father?

Do you have a father? Aren't you a Bastard?

Romeo3:
Do you have a father? Aren't you a Bastard?

Stop defining your dad. We know already.

Smartchoiice:

Stop defining your dad. We know already.

Do you know who your father is? It's a simple question, you arse kissing monkey.

Romeo3:
Do you know who your father is? It's a simple question, you arse kissing monkey.

You want to form a WhatsApp group of bastards.... I am NOT a candidate. Find your mates elsewhere..

Auntyesther:
This val shuu do and pass so we can have peace all round biko.

u need a date?

Smartchoiice:


You want to form a WhatsApp group of bastards.... I am NOT a candidate. Find your mates elsewhere..

I'm telling you that you are a Bastard. Son of a thousand fathers.

Arse kissing girls on nairaland isn't a profession. Be a man of yourself. Schizophrenic nincompoop.