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Na fear una dey fear. May God not allow this virus sha land for Nigeria with all our problems. The world at large seem to be in a mess. Lies we ask for mercy

Lol.. funny Nigeria

Coronavirous way then never come across the victims anyway why not galvanize them to work on Cancer thats killing millions of our people

Ordinary N36m for

a virus that has put China in quarantine,
a virus that made America declare a national emergency after just 3 cases,
a virus that Europe is shutting inbound and outbound flights over,
a virus that has reached 5 out of 7 continents in 2 months...?

If i found the cure, maybe i'll wait till three-quarter of Nigeria is infected and then we can negotiate whether you can pay me $300 trillion USD in cash or you sell Nigeria to me for the cure and all Nigerians relocate and leave the country for me and my sugar baby . I will mine and extract all your natural resources from every single corner of the land, then re-sell the remaining skeleton graveyard to the Chinese for another $300billion USD as their dump site. Because once a shithole, always a shithole. Can't build a paradise on accursed lands. I will go buy off Eritrea and Ethiopia and build a paradise there. The End

Alakoba government

emeijeh:
Audio promise

Abi no be APC dey pawa?

Alaye some people don meet their fortune during this Buhari era

We play too much in this country lolllllllll. We have other diseases " Onchocerciasis, Malaria, Schistosomiasis and other related neglected tropical diseases" that have been ravaging the country for decades with no sight of vaccines, na Almighty Corona virus they wan attempt. We only have stomach infrastructure scientists in Naija.

Wow

Just $100k, not impressive

Thunder fire federal government

Wow... this government is a government of zombies... This government go make people for Nigeria paddle canoe go mars.

Sounds like a good bargain

FG: Scientists, go and find the cure to corruption
Scientists: Easy, go and keee all yourselves

We jos plateau much in this country
FG we nor kee somebody
Anyways, I'm on my way to the lab

These misers. What is N36 mil?! When they routinely embezzle $1m

How will the research work on a category 4 virus which is spread in the air be done?

Does Nigeria have a biosafety level 4 laboratory? How a PhD holder in Chemical Engineering can say something like this baffles me.

Night of a thousand laugh

How about Nigerian pastors who claim to be miracle workers? Why not turn to them? Why scientists?

toxtimmy:
Wow... this government is a government of zombies... This government go make people for Nigeria paddle canoe go mars.

Exactly!
Imagine - many of these scientists are working in buildings that don’t have proper electricity supply, empty labs no proper computers or networks and your are now asking them to find a cure for corona.

LadySwitz:
Way to go! Though this should have come earlier.

Thumbs up 2 d Minister of Health.

You are not smart. You nor dey see say na word play these politicians dey do?

if i discover such vaccine
I'll displace Dangote as African richest
don't worry I'll mail WHO and Chinese government
I prefer my payment in USD though and in billions

Funny FG.

"You don't have funding, no light, outdated equipment, limited access to travel funds, 1 or so journals, but if you somehow create a vaccine for what is a recent, deadly virus... we guarantee you all that audio money"

Same country where babies die of ordinary bacterial infection due to bad hygiene in hospitals

Please tell me another joke... I need to laugh some more today.

JasonScoolari:
Audio promise.

You got that right!

After dey dn use dey money for grantvand research build houses we don't have scientist in Nigeria only fraudsters APC led government stop making Nigeria to look like a joke

Islie:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/fg-to-scientists-discover-conoravirus-vaccine-get-n36m.html

Do we have government?

What a foolish country that I found myself in