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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 11:21pm On Feb 13, 2020
Fentanyl:




this nonentity is making comments as well

what a joke

carry your rusted trouble wagen and go to hell bros

Lexus trumps Merzedes, any day, anytime, any model

one of the above is luxurious, but is just as likely to suddenly jeep you stranded on third mainland bridge

the other will keep going and going with minimum care

who no like reliability?

piles of german junk
grin grin grin grin
We know Ur type; very soon u will be seen pricing 190 or V-boot.
Person wey no get money for Henessy go say e too bitter.
grin grin grin ;
Carry Ur lexus casket comot for this thread.
grin grin grin grin

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor259: 11:54pm On Feb 13, 2020
drakeskull:
In case you can't settle the rancor between benz and Toyota, coman buy my bmw
You can't compare a gentleman's car with a car made for 17-year-old upcoming yahoo boys.

If I need me a performance-only car (for show-off?) I choose the Americans (Dodge, Mustang or the Heavy Chevy) or if must go German I choose the Vokswagon range (Bentleys or Porsche) or BMW at worse but not the same shitbox that Tunde that wears earnings and tattoos after learning yahoo yahoo two months ago drives. cheesy
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Nobody: 1:10am On Feb 14, 2020
conductor259:

You can't compare a gentleman's car with a car made for 17-year-old upcoming yahoo boys.

If I need me a performance-only car (for show-off?) I choose the Americans (Dodge, Mustang or the Heavy Chevy) or if must go German I choose the Vokswagon range (Bentleys or Porsche) or BMW at worse but not the same shitbox that Tunde that wears earnings and tattoos after learning yahoo yahoo two months ago drives. cheesy
That is if you go see money for Porsche na.
Unless of course na the 2004 cayenne as usual,like your counterparts here dey do.
At worse BMW my foot undecided

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor259: 1:46am On Feb 14, 2020
nwanneni:
That is if you go see money for Porsche na.
Unless of course na the 2004 cayenne as usual,like your counterparts here dey do.
At worse BMW my foot undecided
Na your people. The same broke-but-we-must-show-off people wey dey drive rotten Benzedes shitbox relic dey push that old Porsche. If I see them on the road I'll be pitying them. Some don use rubber to construct Porsche headlamp and rear lamp and patch patch plastics all over the body. I wonder how the interior go be sef.

Unless I'm buying Hilux, I can't touch any vehicle older than 10 years old. By God's grace. My contemporaries in other country better country doing same work I'm doing, even my juniors are buying 2020 model. Them carry two head?
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Nobody: 1:51am On Feb 14, 2020
conductor259:

Na your people. The same broke-but-we-must-show-off people wey dey drive rotten Benzedes shitbox relic dey push that old Porsche. If I see them on the road I'll be pitying them. Some don use rubber to construct Porsche headlamp and rear lamp and patch patch plastics all over the body. I wonder how the interior go be sef.

Unless I'm buying Hilux, I can't touch any vehicle older than 10 years old. By God's grace. My contemporaries in other country better country doing same work I'm doing, even my juniors are buying 2020 model. Them carry two head?
2020 model and you dey here by midnight dey argue with me On NL. undecided
Nwanne jee chuba ego.
If we say make we show money now,you go still see say you dey learn.
My 2016 corolla dey outside dey chill now and in the next 4 months or so I go buy new benz..nothing less than 2014.
Go and cry on your mama,no be me do you.
Broke japanese freaks.
I don't even budget when i want to buy one of your cheap vehicles,they are so cheap.
J8st wake up for morning and go and buy grin
But I still dey budget to buy benz since last year.
Go figure,oponu.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor259: 2:03am On Feb 14, 2020
nwanneni:
2020 model and you dey here by midnight dey argue with me On NL. undecided
Nwanne jee chuba ego.
If we say make we show money now,you go still see say you dey learn.
My 2016 corolla dey outside dey chill now and in the next 4 months or so I go buy new benz..nothing less than 2014.
Go and cry on your mama,no be me do you.
Broke japanese freaks.
I don't even budget when i want to buy one of your cheap vehicles,they are so cheap.
J8st wake up for morning and go and buy grin
But I still dey budget to buy benz since last year.
Go figure,oponu.
Typical Benzedes Yahoo boy criminal mindset. Buy N3.5m C300 2014 with your entire 2 years old savings and think you have an achievement.

Meanwhile I thought cars start and end with shitbox Benzedes. Why each of you has to have a Toyota which you hate so much as your saviour in anticipation of the day your Benzedes shitbox packs up in the middle of a journey? Oh, you're also afraid of Police, I forgot. That's why you have to hide in a gentlemanly Toyota vehicle. SMH.

I thought it's Benzedes or nothing? cheesy
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Nobody: 2:15am On Feb 14, 2020
conductor259:

Typical Yahoo boy criminal mindset. I thought cars start and end with shitbox C300. Why each of you has to have a Toyota which you hate so much as your saviour in anticipation of the day your Benzedes shitbox packs up in the middle of a journey? Oh, you're also afraid of Police, I forgot. That's why you have to hide in a gentlemanly Toyota vehicle. SMH.

I thought it's Benzedes or nothing? cheesy
Benz or nothing say I come this world to come fix motor? undecided
No be me ooo.
Toyota by the day,benz by night.
And na money weh never sey like that cause am.
The moment I hold excess,na benz 247 cool
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor259: 2:22am On Feb 14, 2020
nwanneni:
Benz or nothing say I come this world to come fix motor? undecided
No be me ooo.
Toyota by the day,benz by night.
And na money weh never sey like that cause am.
The moment I hold excess,na benz 247 cool
Are you sure that shotmugu and logobenz will agree with you? Those ones them fit kill you if you seperate them and their Benzedes relic from mechanic workshop.

Some of you dey talk true like this. grin grin
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor259: 2:23am On Feb 14, 2020
nwanneni:
Benz or nothing say I come this world to come fix motor? undecided
No be me ooo.
Toyota by the day,benz by night.
And na money weh never sey like that cause am.
The moment I hold excess,na benz 247
cool
When you finally get sense and become rich you'll see why your governors and rich men drive only Toyota Landcruiser and Hilux.

By then if someone gives you Benzedes G63 AMG Brabus 4matic Maybach for free, you'll not come close near the the filthy quilox box let alone entering it. cheesywink

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Horiolah(m): 7:56am On Feb 14, 2020
conductor259:

When you finally get sense and become rich you'll see why your governors and rich men drive only Toyota Landcruiser and Hilux.

By then if someone gives you Benzedes G63 AMG Brabus 4matic Maybach for free, you'll not come close near the the filthy quilox box let alone entering it. cheesywink

.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Harryfrosh: 8:23am On Feb 14, 2020
Between CLA250 and E350... Let say the 2018 product... Which one is the best option among the 2
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Fentanyl: 9:52am On Feb 14, 2020
Harryfrosh:
Between CLA250 and E350... Let say the 2018 product... Which one is the best option among the 2

neither bros

both of them are catastrophes waiting to happen to your sanity and your wallet

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Fentanyl: 9:52am On Feb 14, 2020
conductor259:

Are you sure that shotmugu and logobenz will agree with you? Those ones them fit kill you if you seperate them and their Benzedes relic from mechanic workshop.

Some of you dey talk true like this. grin grin


bros Logobenz and Nwanneni are the same person, alternate monikers

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Fentanyl: 9:53am On Feb 14, 2020
cruising along in a GS 350, listening to Rakim





nonsense and merzedes

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by AmuDimpka: 5:05pm On Feb 14, 2020
Fentanyl:




this nonentity is making comments as well

what a joke

carry your rusted trouble wagen and go to hell bros

Lexus trumps Merzedes, any day, anytime, any model

one of the above is luxurious, but is just as likely to suddenly jeep you stranded on third mainland bridge

the other will keep going and going with minimum care

who no like reliability?

piles of german junk

Nawa for Una...we don gree....today is valentine...go and get laid !

Lexus ! I laugh ! Who does that with Benz !

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by AmuDimpka: 5:07pm On Feb 14, 2020
nwanneni:
Benz or nothing say I come this world to come fix motor? undecided
No be me ooo.
Toyota by the day,benz by night.
And na money weh never sey like that cause am.
The moment I hold excess,na benz 247 cool

LoL...Benz 247! I love that....
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by AmuDimpka: 5:12pm On Feb 14, 2020
It's only here that I see folks comparing Benz with Lexus or Toyota all na the same shaaa

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor259: 5:41pm On Feb 14, 2020
AmuDimpka:
It's only here that I see folks comparing Benz with Lexus or Toyota all na the same shaaa
Sorry, stop getting car advice from porn website cheesy

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by emperor00(m): 8:34pm On Feb 14, 2020
Harryfrosh:
Between CLA250 and E350... Let say the 2018 product... Which one is the best option among the 2

I am not a fan of the CLA design and the E350 of that year is really great. I will pick the E class any day

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Harryfrosh: 11:14pm On Feb 14, 2020
Fentanyl:


neither bros

both of them are catastrophes waiting to happen to your sanity and your wallet

wow.. And I always like it when I see friends driving that E350... If I ask you to recommend a very nice and good Benz... Which one will you recommend... Dis is my first time of wanting to buy a Benz... So I really don't know much about it and that's why I'm here asking
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by AmuDimpka: 3:00am On Feb 15, 2020
conductor259:

Sorry, stop getting car advice from porn website cheesy

Something must be fundermentally wrong with you .....trust me, you brought up G wagen and I don't know if you have even started comparing G wagen with lexus or what Again. Are we comparing G wagen as an SUV or Benz as a brand

Dude , you see some of you guys driving all these cheap Japanese cars have a way of having cheap mentality

Is G wagen the only Benz product ! Or you went to to a forum that has people talking about G wagen issues and you bring it hear . Dude I mean when has a forum been a yardstick for measurement ! Dude lamr how to get authoritative information

Okay what are you comparing G wagen with now

I wonder what is wrong with you...did you guys ever entered university and study what is called comparative analysis...this is what you get with the Nigerian education !

So oga in a lay man terms what are you comparing G wagen with again? Or you just lifted something from folks that are high on some cheap meth to post here !

Education don suffer for Naija

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor259: 5:38am On Feb 15, 2020
[s]
AmuDimpka:


Something must be fundermentally wrong with you .....trust me, you brought up G wagen and I don't know if you have even started comparing G wagen with lexus or what Again. Are we comparing G wagen as an SUV or Benz as a brand

Dude , you see some of you guys driving all these cheap Japanese cars have a way of having cheap mentality

Is G wagen the only Benz product ! Or you went to to a forum that has people talking about G wagen issues and you bring it hear . Dude I mean when has a forum been a yardstick for measurement ! Dude lamr how to get authoritative information

Okay what are you comparing G wagen with now

I wonder what is wrong with you...did you guys ever entered university and study what is called comparative analysis...this is what you get with the Nigerian education !

So oga in a lay man terms what are you comparing G wagen with again? Or you just lifted something from folks that are high on some cheap meth to post here !

Education don suffer for Naija
[/s]
Stop screenshoting Benzedes-paid sponsored posts from yoosless blogs. If you want to read about a car go to Reddit or Edmunds and hear from the real users not paid bloggers who might not have seen the shitbox in real life. cheesy

Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by EnterpriseMan: 10:55am On Feb 15, 2020
AmuDimpka:
It's only here that I see folks comparing Benz with Lexus or Toyota all na the same shaaa

Any car not German, not for me. I do like dodge and Chevrolet tho, and I think I also have a thing for mini cooper, or maybe I just watched a little too many Mr bean cheesy .. Damn look at this Audi, How does anyone compare toyota/Lexus to Audi, benz or BMW?

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Fentanyl: 11:25am On Feb 15, 2020
EnterpriseMan:


Any car not German, not for me. I do like dodge and Chevrolet tho, and I think I also have a thing for mini cooper, or maybe I just watched a little too many Mr bean cheesy .. Damn look at this Audi, How does anyone compare toyota/Lexus to Audi, benz or BMW?



looool

it's like there's something about this thread that makes empty headed ignorant merzedes fanboys post utter drivel repeatedly

that's why you had the temerity to post this electrically challenged shitbox, audi has been a wannabe car manufacturer for decades, and that is not ending anytime soon

no be say na the RS6 Avant or something else, na this assortment of junk parts you call a car, that's what you're bringing up to compare with Lexus

please carry your pile of metal and go to hell

and we all know you will still break down on the way to hell, in the end you will still call a tow driver who uses a 1999 land cruiser to tow you

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 12:52pm On Feb 15, 2020
https://www.nairaland.com/5688464/toyota-lexushondainfiniti-e.t.c
Here I've created a thread for all Japanese shitbox people disturbing our peace here cos of inferiority complex.

Go there and discuss ur moving casket issues and how u wish to die in it.
You can choose to die by any of the following or all:
k leg
heart break when its stolen cheesy
Break failure grin grin
Airbag and seat belt malfunctions shocked
Uncontrolled sudden acceleration grin grin grin
Structural unstable frame prone to Rust grin
Gears that die while driving grin
Smelly air conditioner grin
Fire grin
Electronic steering mechanism(ESM) grin grin grin....this one can decide to change lanes on it's own and steer the car in any direction it wants you deadgrin grin grin

Abeg make una carry una cosmetic casket comot from this thread

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Nobody: 2:02pm On Feb 15, 2020
shortgun:
https://www.nairaland.com/5688464/toyota-lexushondainfiniti-e.t.c
Here I've created a thread for all Japanese shitbox people disturbing our peace here cos of inferiority complex.

Go there and discuss ur moving casket issues and how u wish to die in it.
You can choose to die by any of the following or all:
k leg
heart break when its stolen cheesy
Break failure grin grin
Airbag and seat belt malfunctions shocked
Uncontrolled sudden acceleration grin grin grin
Structural unstable frame prone to Rust grin
Gears that die while driving grin
Smelly air conditioner grin
Fire grin
Electronic steering mechanism(ESM) grin grin grin....this one can decide to change lanes on it's own and steer the car in any direction it wants you deadgrin grin grin

Abeg make una carry una cosmetic casket comot from this thread

Not the solution. The fact is nurey is very incompetent as a moderator of cartalk section.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Zwinifred1: 3:53pm On Feb 15, 2020
Pls house, I need all the info I can get abt Ml 350 formatic. Precisely 2008/2009 model
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by EnterpriseMan: 4:05pm On Feb 15, 2020
Fentanyl:




looool

it's like there's something about this thread that makes empty headed ignorant merzedes fanboys post utter drivel repeatedly

that's why you had the temerity to post this electrically challenged shitbox, audi has been a wannabe car manufacturer for decades, and that is not ending anytime soon

no be say na the RS6 Avant or something else, na this assortment of junk parts you call a car, that's what you're bringing up to compare with Lexus

please carry your pile of metal and go to hell

and we all know you will still break down on the way to hell, in the end you will still call a tow driver who uses a 1999 land cruiser to tow you

If only Lexus can perform as good as your mouth, it would be a decent car. I have used lexus, and its absolutely rubbish. When Lexus actually start making high performance car, then maybe it would be half as decent as audi

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Bizzyliss(m): 10:54pm On Feb 15, 2020
Zwinifred1:
Pls house, I need all the info I can get abt Ml 350 formatic. Precisely 2008/2009 model
car is fantastic and i used the 09/010 for 1 yr but the parts cost madly sha.. i have a very newt white 06 coming from america with 80k miles and accident free. Check here https://www.nairaland.com/5685442/toks-2006-benz-ml350-4matic
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by AmuDimpka: 3:22am On Feb 16, 2020
shortgun:

grin grin grin grin
We know Ur type; very soon u will be seen pricing 190 or V-boot.
Person wey no get money for Henessy go say e too bitter.
grin grin grin ;
Carry Ur lexus casket comot for this thread.
grin grin grin grin
lol
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by AmuDimpka: 3:24am On Feb 16, 2020
EnterpriseMan:


If only Lexus can perform as good as your mouth, it would be a decent car. I have used lexus, and its absolutely rubbish. When Lexus actually start making high performance car, then maybe it would be half as decent as audi
they can't make high performance cars...they are Toyota and they couldn't competete in F1. they have never won a F1 race before ....

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