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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Fentanyl: 12:32pm On Feb 16, 2020
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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Nobody: 12:39pm On Feb 16, 2020
Such a beauty

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by souldeep(m): 9:02pm On Feb 16, 2020
Thanks for such a wonderful review and advice. Have seen so many people riding dat SUV for years and lots are still buying it so wondering why the guy referred to it as a junkyard. I'll go with ur advice. thanks.
AmuDimpka:


That is s good car, the SUV doesn't consume much! Ensure that your catalyst is good and make sure that you have your plugs good.

It's a good car and the parts are great and not that expensive, the full engine is around 120k , the full gear (transmission) is around 60k....but trust me these things would last you long and that is why they are a bit cheap ! It is a rugged SUV!

you would love the cruise control , just like other Benz products and the interior illumination and compass coordinates at the centre morrow are few of the things that make that ride a luxury with the electric seats with heaters !

You would enjoy the surround system of Bose speakers and the safety of the car...it comes with 6 air bags standards and get used to sensors !

Some come with reverse sensors ! It's a great ride !

Go for it ! You wouldn't regret it ! Also there is a computer that calculates this in the car! It is displayed on top of the central mirrow of the car with calander. Benz built an efficient SUV there ....

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor259: 9:08pm On Feb 16, 2020
souldeep:
Thanks for such a wonderful review and advice. Have seen so many people riding dat SUV for years and lots are still buying it so wondering why the guy referred to it as a junkyard. I'll go with ur advice. thanks.
From Mercedes subreddit on Reddit. wink

Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by souldeep(m): 9:20pm On Feb 16, 2020
Lolll, getting me more confuse. Though it's not gonna be my 1st car.
conductor259:

From Mercedes subreddit on Reddit. wink
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by ibbabah: 9:21pm On Feb 16, 2020
AmuDimpka:


Blablabla...boy, you have a lot of growing to do! I know that you are Japanese lover, we all felt like that when we had our first ride ! It is natural! Don't worry you would grow up and transcend and know that there is more to car than taking you from point A to point B, then you will start looking for performance , luxury and safety...

But for now, it's quite understandable, you can bask in your my Japanese is the best! I had that mentality until I drove a BMW and Benz and saw the difference!

You would grow up! Trust me, it's just stages in life ! But you will grow up !

Bro you nailed it. I have been driving Peugeot for the past five years, a day came by and I had the chance to drive Benz. The test driving gave something that I couldn’t let go. That was how I had to port from Peugeot to Benz straight ahead.
Is so true that as you grow, you would definitely want a taste of the different stages in life and that include driving a Mercedes Benz.
Those arguing about Mercedes Benz today calling it shitbox will surely get one for themselves someday. So I don’t see the need for this argument.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Nobody: 9:23pm On Feb 16, 2020
ibbabah:


Bro you nailed it. I have been driving Peugeot for the past five years, a day came by and I had the chance to drive Benz. The test driving gave something that I couldn’t let go. That was how I had to port from Peugeot to Benz straight ahead.
Is so true that as you grow, you would definitely want a taste of the different stages in life and that include driving a Mercedes Benz.
Those arguing about Mercedes Benz today calling it shitbox will surely get one for themselves someday. So I don’t see the need for this argument.
I love the feel of the 307, why is it so cheap?
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by ibbabah: 9:55pm On Feb 16, 2020
Smartchoiice:

I love the feel of the 307, why is it so cheap?

Well that I don’t know but how cheap can it be?
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by AmuDimpka: 10:17pm On Feb 16, 2020
ibbabah:


Bro you nailed it. I have been driving Peugeot for the past five years, a day came by and I had the chance to drive Benz. The test driving gave something that I couldn’t let go. That was how I had to port from Peugeot to Benz straight ahead.
Is so true that as you grow, you would definitely want a taste of the different stages in life and that include driving a Mercedes Benz.
Those arguing about Mercedes Benz today calling it shitbox will surely get one for themselves someday. So I don’t see the need for this argument.

I know that most of them are kids or they are buying their first cars ! You know that feeling of my first car is the best ! It is crazy that some clowns are even comparing Japanese with German engineering .. don't worry very soon they would compare Camry with Mesarati , Cullinan or S Class (limited editions)

I was of that opinion when I had my lousy Japanese car! That Nissan is so fūcked that if I am doing 120km/h it would look as if I am driving a paper. My orientation changed the day I drove a Benz C class ...that was it

I know they are kids, with time they would understand that there is more to car than transport !

Benz to me comes with safety! There is this feeling of safety when you drive Benz !

If they say it's a shit box, may they never drive a Benz in their life!

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Nobody: 10:19pm On Feb 16, 2020
ibbabah:


Well that I don’t know but how cheap can it be?
250,000
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by micluv111: 10:26pm On Feb 16, 2020
AmuDimpka:


I know that most of them are kids or they are buying their first cars ! You know that feeling of my first car is the best ! It is crazy that some clowns are even comparing Japanese with German engineering .. don't worry very soon they would compare Camry with Mesarati , Cullinan or S Class (limited editions)

I was of that opinion when I had my lousy Japanese car! That Nissan is so fūcked that if I am doing 120km/h it would look as if I am driving a paper. My orientation changed the day I drove a Benz C class ...that was it

I know they are kids, with time they would understand that there is more to car than transport !

Benz to me comes with safety! There is this feeling of safety when you drive Benz !

If they say it's a shit box, may they never drive a Benz in their life!


Haaaa

Is not good o grin
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by AmuDimpka: 10:27pm On Feb 16, 2020
souldeep:
Lolll, getting me more confuse. Though it's not gonna be my 1st car.

Dude he is giving you links and I am talking to you as a driver , also know that what you are driving is a V6 engine that weighs a ton! That SUV is a thank !

Don't ask clowns about cars ask those that own the car randomly! Get a first hand experience...it's an SUV and don't think you are going for some small 1.4 engine .. dude that ride is a monster and it commands respect! It's a 3.2 engine and 12 fūcking plugs but not noisy , it's quiet!

ML is a good SUV, remember you aren't buying a highlander or that one they call baby ọkụ ! You are driving a Benz !

Remember the best or nothing...of you can't handle it...abeg go buy honda Babyboy or bulldog! Spend the better of your money repairing pulled legs or go get a Toyota and be ringing the engine every 2 yrs

Dude it's left for you....Benz isn't a car for kids but it's a car that when you drive it, you would find it hard to drive Japanese ! I own one and this isn't my first Benz !

It's a good ride ! I drive it ! It has great features ! The entertainment systems awesome, great buttons , nice climate controls

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by AmuDimpka: 10:28pm On Feb 16, 2020
micluv111:


Haaaa

Is not good o grin

No that is the truth bro...they said that Benz are shitbox...all I say is that may they never drive Benz in their lives ...it's as simple as that !

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Nobody: 10:29pm On Feb 16, 2020
AmuDimpka:


No that is the truth bro...they said that Benz are shitbox...all I say is that may they never drive Benz in their lives ...it's as simple as that !
Amen.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by micluv111: 10:35pm On Feb 16, 2020
AmuDimpka:


No that is the truth bro...they said that Benz are shitbox...all I say is that may they never drive Benz in their lives ...it's as simple as that !

I see all those craps they wrote up there.....

Just bunch of sadists

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by AmuDimpka: 10:37pm On Feb 16, 2020
souldeep:
Lolll, getting me more confuse. Though it's not gonna be my 1st car.

Bros let me break it down for you ! Go and confirm at Ladipo all these

The engine of ML 320 (04 MODEL) Is 120k full engine and it rarely die while the half engine is around 70k while RX300 engine is 180k! And that engine can overheat

Bro the gear of ML 320 is 65k , but trust me the gear rarely die! It has a sensor that protects the gear and the ear enters limp mode as a form of protection. It is standard in Benz cars. Limp mode is a protection software that helps the gear ! But this isn't in RX300, the gear with auxiliary of that RX cheapest is 150k with auxiliary and the gear can give trouble ! There is even a thread here in nairaland That is dedicated to Lexus RX gear problem!

ML 320 Shocks the whole 4 is 30k only... And it would last 4 yrs minimum , go and price ordinary corolla (Uber car) and or RX that one wouldn't last 12 months !

I have friends that drive these Japanese and we even exchange notes !

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by AmuDimpka: 10:40pm On Feb 16, 2020
micluv111:


I see all those craps they wrote up there.....

Just bunch of sadists

One even said that Audi was a terrible car! Can you imagine someone driving some funny Japanese saying that Audi and Benz are terrible cars!

These kids can be funny shaaa ...these are cars that have been winning races year in and out ! Some clown was even asking when Benz won their last F1 race that Toyota isn't even in the know...I showed him...dude shut up

Thy would grow up! I know , with time they would understand that there is more to a car !

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by ibbabah: 10:41pm On Feb 16, 2020
Smartchoiice:

250,000

Am not sure you can get a well maintained Peugeot 307 at that price. The one I sold last year cost 1m. The least you can get it is 800k. Except you are looking for small Honda Civic

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor259: 10:43pm On Feb 16, 2020
Before you buy any car make sure you Google "[car name] problematic" and search Reddit for people's experiences. I don talk finish. If you like be listening to a fanboy that wants to dump his old relic on you for cash. cheesy

Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by AmuDimpka: 10:46pm On Feb 16, 2020
souldeep:
Thanks for such a wonderful review and advice. Have seen so many people riding dat SUV for years and lots are still buying it so wondering why the guy referred to it as a junkyard. I'll go with ur advice. thanks.

Well, what I know is that I drive the car and the engine hasn't given me an issue before and the gear is cool...the ride is smooth and not noisy ! People are still buying that car and the 04 is over 2 miili and the AMG version is awesome


Make e no be say na me talk am...look at this reviews
Mind you they are from a reputable car site
https://www.cars.com/research/mercedes_benz-m_class-2001/consumer-reviews/

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by ibbabah: 11:03pm On Feb 16, 2020
Guys make una go buy Benz and stop disturbing us abeg. Why leave ur thread and worry us here. If we choose to drive Mercedes Benz all our lives, that’s not ur business oooh. But when you finally buy one just enjoy the passion of owing one.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor259: 11:43pm On Feb 16, 2020
AmuDimpka:


One even said that Audi was a terrible car! Can you imagine someone driving some funny Japanese saying that Audi and Benz are terrible cars!

These kids can be funny shaaa ...these are cars that have been winning races year in and out ! Some clown was even asking when Benz won their last F1 race that Toyota isn't even in the know...I showed him...dude shut up

Thy would grow up! I know , with time they would understand that there is more to a car !
So when I grow up instead of aspiring to drive the world's ultimate vehicle, the Toyota Landcruiser or Lexus LX570 - like my governor, I will go back to driving Benzedes that I drove even before you learnt what a car throttle is. Even my current can purchase 10 pieces or more of the same Benzedes relic that you and logobenz/nwanneni are driving. In fact, particularly, it will buy Nwanneni's shitbox about 20 times cheesy

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by AmuDimpka: 12:03am On Feb 17, 2020
conductor259:

So when I grow up instead of aspiring to drive the world's ultimate vehicle, the Toyota Landcruiser or Lexus LX570 - like my governor, I will go back to driving Benzedes that I drove even before you learnt what a car throttle is. Even my current everyday car can purchase 10 pieces or more of the same Benzedes relic that you and logobenz/nwanneni are driving. In fact, particularly, it will buy Nwanneni's shitbox about 20 times cheesy


Oga richest man and everyday car! We aren't here to measure dìcks, we have seen billions in your account and that is your level, tuale for you the richest man in the universe! All hail conductor the richest man!

We don hear you! We heard you Loud and clear ! Can you at least leave us lesser mortals to talk about our lesser things !

To you Toyota Land cruiser is your ultimate vehicle

To others is Rolls Royce Cullinan
While others is Range Rover limited edition autobiography
While to others it's BMW X5 2020 edition
To others it's jaguar SUV
While to others it's Maybach
While to others like us afficianados it's GLX 500 Mercedes
While others it's Lincoln SUV
While others it's Cadillac SUV
To others it's Mesarati Levante 2020

It's about taste you know...all of us wouldn't have the same taste! Some have higher taste whine some like you a e theirs also

So as you can see, you have a lot of growing up to ! So when you grow up, please aspire for your Toyota we have other things to aspire for and we have our choice cars

It's all about taste...

Thank you for your anticipated cooperation! Toyota billionaire! We hail ooo


Nothing wet person no go see for nairaland shaaa

Nairaland is a funny place ! I must say

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by AmuDimpka: 12:12am On Feb 17, 2020
conductor259:

So when I grow up instead of aspiring to drive the world's ultimate vehicle, the Toyota Landcruiser or Lexus LX570 - like my governor, I will go back to driving Benzedes that I drove even before you learnt what a car throttle is. Even my current everyday car can purchase 10 pieces or more of the same Benzedes relic that you and logobenz/nwanneni are driving. In fact, particularly, it will buy Nwanneni's shitbox about 20 times cheesy


We don hear! Here e everyone is a billionaire!

LoL....how many people you dey give food here oga billions in account , if I may ask ?

You see why I said there is a lot of growing up to do ! You keep proving it !


Abeg no vex ...the richest man in universe ! You don win!

Can we poor folks talk about our poor cars

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor259: 12:18am On Feb 17, 2020
[s]
AmuDimpka:


Oga that is your level, to you Toyota Land cruiser is your ultimate vehicle

To others is Rolls Royce Cullinan
While others is Range Rover limited edition autobiography
While to others it's BMW X5 2020 edition
To others it's jaguar SUV
While to others it's Maybach
While to others like us afficianados it's GLX 500 Mercedes
While others it's Lincoln SUV
While others it's Cadillac SUV
To others it's Mesarati Levante 2020

It's about taste you know...all of us wouldn't have the same taste! Some have higher taste whine some like you a e theirs also

So as you can see, you have a lot of growing up to ! So when you grow up, please aspire for your Toyota we have other things to aspire for and we have our choice cars

It's all about taste...

Thank you for your anticipated cooperation! Toyota boy
[/s]
To people like you, if they give you 1m dollars, you will buy 1m dollar car. I'm sure thats why you are driving a 20-year-old German ancient of days.

To some of us, not driving a car does not mean we don't have the money to do so. Toyota cars reeks of maturity you will not find elsewhere thats why corporate organizations and governments use them. You won't tell me your governor does not have money to buy Rolls Royce or he doesn't know where they are selling it or that heaven will fall when he buys it.

And pls, a 2008 Landcruiser is about 11m. I'm sure if I'm desperate to drive a Landcruiser I can find a used 2006 one for less than 5m. No, that is not what

What I mean by driving a Landcruiser is driving the latest version (or at least a 3-year-old one) with 2 to 3 of similar cars in convoy alongside 3 to 5 Hilux as escort. And before you do such, you have to know how much you have in your account and what you mean to the society. That's what I mean by driving Landcrusier. Sorry that this one is beyond your knowledge, Benzedes fanboy cheesy
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 12:19am On Feb 17, 2020
AmuDimpka:


No that is the truth bro...they said that Benz are shitbox...all I say is that may they never drive Benz in their lives ...it's as simple as that !
Iseee!
grin grin
May they never own a Benz in this life.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by AmuDimpka: 12:21am On Feb 17, 2020
ibbabah:
Guys make una go buy Benz and stop disturbing us abeg. Why leave ur thread and worry us here. If we choose to drive Mercedes Benz all our lives, that’s not ur business oooh. But when you finally buy one just enjoy the passion of owing one.

One said that h is so rich that his daily car buys 10 Benz and went ahead and post Nigerian used ML....

I never knew that matured men can be so insecured and clownish!

I wasted my time ever having a conversation with them! I would never try that again!

It is psychological and obsession! I am seeing it

It's a shame and to think that these are men, maybe they are boys actually! Because no man can descend this low ! I dey shame for them shaaa

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor259: 12:21am On Feb 17, 2020
shortgun:

Iseee!
grin grin
May they never own a Benz in this life.
Amen o 200x cheesy
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by AmuDimpka: 12:22am On Feb 17, 2020
shortgun:

Iseee!
grin grin
May they never own a Benz in this life.
Iseee
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor259: 12:24am On Feb 17, 2020
AmuDimpka:


One said that h is so rich that his daily car buys 10 Benz and went ahead and post Nigerian used ML....

I never knew that matured men can be so insecured and clownish!

I wasted my time ever having a conversation with them! I would never try that again!

It is psychological and obsession! I am seeing it

It's a shame and to think that these are men, maybe they are boys actually! Because no man can descend this low ! I dey shame for them shaaa
Is your shitbox not an old, recycle, overused Nigerian ML? Post your car particulars here. If the proof of ownership bears your name and not the name of the person you bought it from, let me bend like crayfish. cheesy
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by AmuDimpka: 12:24am On Feb 17, 2020
conductor259:
[s][/s]
To people like you, if they give you 1m dollars, you will buy 1m dollar car. I'm sure thats why you are driving a 20-year-old German ancient of days.

To some of us, not driving a car does not mean we don't have the money to do so. Toyota cars reeks of maturity you will not find elsewhere thats why corporate organizations and governments use them. You won't tell me your governor does not have money to buy Rolls Royce or he doesn't know where they are selling it or that heaven will fall when he buys it.

And pls, a 2008 Landcruiser is about 11m. I'm sure if I'm desperate to drive a Landcruiser I can find a used 2006 one for less than 5m. No, that is not what

What I mean by driving a Landcruiser is driving the latest version (or at least a 3-year-old one) with 2 to 3 of similar cars in convoy alongside 3 to 5 Hilux as escort. And before you do such, you have to know how much you have in your account and what you mean to the society. That's what I mean by driving Landcrusier. Sorry that this one is beyond your knowledge, Benzedes fanboy cheesy

Dude dress...I am done with you! You ain't making sense anymore ..trust me

I think you need a session! But mark my word, I am done with have any conversation with you ...oga richest man in the universe

Bye

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor259: 12:25am On Feb 17, 2020
AmuDimpka:


Dude dress...I am done with you! You ain't making sense anymore ..trust me

I think you need a session! But mark my word, I am done with have any conversation with you ...oga richest man in the universe

Bye
E pain am. Bye bye cheesy

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