So few minutes ago, I typed an insult message to reply to someone on nairaland, my phone Froze immediately I hit the send button (iPhone). Took a long while to get itself back.

That person nor pure


God pass you o, you want to try me.
God pass you.

I don't know if it's you or your parents, but whoever chose your name did an excellent job.

stupidity:
So few minutes ago, I typed an insult message to reply to someone on nairaland, my phone Froze immediately I hit the send button (iPhone). Took a long while to get itself back.

That person nor pure


God pass you o, you want to try me.
God pass you.

my problem is why you keep lying that you posted pictures...

Blu03:
my problem is why you keep lying that you posted pictures...

No the real question is why do you keep falling?

crownedrookie:

No the real question is why do you keep falling?

what is this one saying? i bet u don't know how annoying it leaves people after they open a thread only to see otherwise.


Yes, it's to drive traffic to their post. But in the long run people start staying away from ur post. e.g a moniker i've stopped reading his post is ilegend. Yeah he's a great guy and all, but his own is to make a post title about one topic & the content will be about something different entirely. The title may have drawn me to click because of my research in that area, but after seeing a different body, it annoys. I've now stopped clicking anything he posts for like 3months now.


so u see in the longterm these stupid tricks work against people. For the OP Stupidity, he does the "pics included" thingie, but i still read his, cos i find him very amusing.

Mugu.

LegendaryLover:


what is this one saying? i bet u don't know how annoying it leaves people after they open a thread only to see otherwise.


Yes, it's to drive traffic to their post. But in the long run people start staying away from ur post. e.g a moniker i've stopped reading his post is ilegend. Yeah he's a great guy and all, but his own is to make a post title about one topic & the content will be about something different entirely. The title may have drawn me to click because of my research in that area, but after seeing a different body, it annoys. I've now stopped clicking anything he posts for like 3months now.


so u see in the longterm these stupid tricks work against people. For the OP Stupidity, he does the "pics included" thingie, but i still read his, cos i find him very amusing.

K

Lolz.

Mad o

LegendaryLover:


what is this one saying? i bet u don't know how annoying it leaves people after they open a thread only to see otherwise.


Yes, it's to drive traffic to their post. But in the long run people start staying away from ur post. e.g a moniker i've stopped reading his post is ilegend. Yeah he's a great guy and all, but his own is to make a post title about one topic & the content will be about something different entirely. The title may have drawn me to click because of my research in that area, but after seeing a different body, it annoys. I've now stopped clicking anything he posts for like 3months now.


so u see in the longterm these stupid tricks work against people. For the OP Stupidity, he does the "pics included" thingie, but i still read his, cos i find him very amusing.

I like your submission, but I'm going to tell you why you stopped reading my posts, why it doesn't bother me, and why you have missed.

All my posts always have a lesson to learn if you read carefully.

My title is somewhat catchy and has two meanings. Both meanings are based on how corrupt you are.

If I create a post titled: "I Went to Her House and This Happened [Picture]." You're going to rush and click, hoping in the story I had sex with her. Sadly, it doesn't always turn out as you imagined. Yes, I went to her house, but something inspiring happened and I shared it.

Your initial thought is the reason you got angry. It's unfortunate people who say they don't read my posts are the same people who send me PMs with a different moniker and when I don't reply, they come back to abuse me that I'm arrogant, I'm this, I'm that, I'm stupid, etc.

In this life, I understand the games people try to play on me. Sometimes, I play along, other times, I don't.

As long as you're on Nairaland, you'll surely read my posts in one way or another. If not, you'll surely miss something that would've helped you in life.

If you know me, you'll know my posts are 98% real life experiences which I share to teach a lesson. The title of the post is just crafted to appeal to the naughty part of your brain and at the same time the good part of your brain.

I'll urge you to read my posts, if you wish to, with the good part of your brain, not the naughty part to avoid being disappointed.

The true reason you stopped reading my posts is not because you're doing research, Google and YouTube are there for your research. It's because you wanted something raunchy to masturbate with, but I end up disappointing you. You're going to refute this, but I know it's true.

So, when you get disappointed and realized I said something good and at the end I said, "Click here to buy or download," you get angry.

Knowing you're disappointed and at the same time I'll be getting money from this post, you get angry.

For the Op of this thread, his post is amusing to you and even though you're disappointed, you're NOT going to get angry with him. Why? It's because you know he is not making money from his post.

The difference is: money. We Nigerians hate knowing someone is making money when we are angry at them.

Example: You hate Burna Boy, yet he's making money despite the hate. With this, you're going to hate him more until the day he will give you half of the money and you'll stop hating him.

On the contrary, you hate Burna Boy and at the same time, he is not making a dime from music, except the 5-9 job he's doing during weekend, you're going to be amused by him and laugh at him, not with him. You're just using him for amusement because you know he isn't making a dime. You'll keep stalking Burna Boy on his Instagram page just to be amused by his posts.

Another example is: MrÇork/Airforcé1. People will always flock their threads just to be amused and catch fun as they laugh at them, but will avoid ImportExpert's threads because he is making money in each thread he creates.

You'll surely disagree with everything I said, I speak from experience.

Please, I'm not saying you hate me because you don't. You are only angry because you're disappointed based on the naughty meaning you thought about the title. My title is good and bad mixed in one, so focus on the good side and you will no longer be disappointed. This is why I want men to be good-bad guys, not nice guys or bad guys.

iLegendd:


I like your submission, but I'm going to tell you why you stopped reading my posts, why it doesn't bother me, and why you have missed.

All my posts always have a lesson to learn if you read carefully.

My title is somewhat catchy and has two meanings. Both meanings are based on how corrupt you are.

If I create a post titled: "I Went to Her House and This Happened [Picture]." You're going to rush and click, hoping in the story I had sex with her. Sadly, it doesn't always turn out as you imagined. Yes, I went to her house, but something inspiring happened and I shared it.

Your initial thought is the reason you got angry. It's unfortunate people who say they don't read my posts are the same people who send me PMs with a different moniker and when I don't reply, they come back to abuse me that I'm arrogant, I'm this, I'm that, I'm stupid, etc.

In this life, I understand the games people try to play on me. Sometimes, I play along, other times, I don't.

As long as you're on Nairaland, you'll surely read my posts in one way or another. If not, you'll surely miss something that would've helped you in life.

If you know me, you'll know my posts are 98% real life experiences which I share to teach a lesson. The title of the post is just crafted to appeal to the naughty part of your brain and at the same time the good part of your brain.

I'll urge you to read my posts, if you wish to, with the good part of your brain, not the naughty part to avoid being disappointed.

The true reason you stopped reading my posts is not because you're doing research, Google and YouTube are there for your research. It's because you wanted something raunchy to masturbate with, but I end up disappointing you. You're going to refute this, but I know it's true.

So, when you get disappointed and realized I said something good and at the end I said, "Click here to buy or download," you get angry.

Knowing you're disappointed and at the same time I'll be getting money from this post, you get angry.

For the Op of this thread, his post is amusing to you and even though you're disappointed, you're NOT going to get angry with him. Why? It's because you know he is not making money from his post.

The difference is: money. We Nigerians hate knowing someone is making money when we are angry at them.

Example: You hate Burna Boy, yet he's making money despite the hate. With this, you're going to hate him more until the day he will give you half of the money and you'll stop hating him.

On the contrary, you hate Burna Boy and at the same time, he is not making a dime from music, except the 5-9 job he's doing during weekend, you're going to be amused by him and laugh at him, not with him. You're just using him for amusement because you know he isn't making a dime. You'll keep stalking Burna Boy on his Instagram page just to be amused by his posts.

Another example is: MrÇork/Airforcé1. People will always flock their threads just to be amused and catch fun as they laugh at them, but will avoid ImportExpert's threads because he is making money in each thread he creates.

You'll surely disagree with everything I said, I speak from experience.

Please, I'm not saying you hate me because you don't. You are only angry because you're disappointed based on the naughty meaning you thought about the title. My title is good and bad mixed in one, so focus on the good side and you will no longer be disappointed. This is why I want men to be good-bad guys, not nice guys or bad guys.

How can you write this long thing and still make no sense.

Says stupidity