If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have - Romance (2)

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Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by nisai: 10:17pm On Feb 20, 2020

XhosaNostra:
You really think so?

Of course. But not compulsory though as I had liked girls in the past based off of their personality. kiss

Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by biddostandard: 10:18pm On Feb 20, 2020

XhosaNostra:
Imagine Charlie Chaplin as The tramp. That's the look I'd go for

lol nasty

Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by Nobody: 10:21pm On Feb 20, 2020

XhosaNostra:
We don't spit here, we swallow!

I see
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Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by XhosaNostra(f): 10:23pm On Feb 20, 2020

nisai:
Of course. But not compulsory though as I had liked girls in the past based off of their personality.

I see. Your response was very typical of a guy though lol. Aside for the "gripper" (which most girls think they have, I'm sure), the rest is predictable & samey

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Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by XhosaNostra(f): 10:27pm On Feb 20, 2020

biddostandard:
lol nasty

When you whip it out you're like, "Meet Charlie!". Give them a little puppet show or something. LMAO.

Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by nisai: 10:28pm On Feb 20, 2020

XhosaNostra:
I see. Your response was very typical of a guy though lol. Aside for the "gripper" (which most girls think they have, I'm sure), the rest is predictable & samey

Lol.Got ya ma prof wink

Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by XhosaNostra(f): 10:29pm On Feb 20, 2020

nisai:
Lol.Got ya ma prof

Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by Nobody: 10:33pm On Feb 20, 2020

long hair. like a blonde like one

Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by biddostandard: 10:34pm On Feb 20, 2020

XhosaNostra:
When you whip it out you're like, "Meet Charlie!". Give them a little puppet show or something. LMAO.

you re funny....you wanna turn the beast to a puppet

Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by nisai: 10:34pm On Feb 20, 2020

XhosaNostra:

I feel like using my horse whip to touch-light a pussy beyond dead end right now grin

Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by XhosaNostra(f): 10:42pm On Feb 20, 2020

biddostandard:
you re funny....you wanna turn the beast to a puppet

Just a little plot twist from the usual tongue

Ladies would love to play with a dressed up, miniature gentleman grin

Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by XhosaNostra(f): 10:44pm On Feb 20, 2020

nisai:
I feel like using my horse whip to touch-light a pussy beyond dead end right now

LMAO. Proof of this horse whip.

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Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by biddostandard: 10:48pm On Feb 20, 2020

XhosaNostra:
Just a little plot twist from the usual Ladies would love to play with a dressed up, miniature gentleman

lol will you come play with my gentleman

Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by nisai: 10:50pm On Feb 20, 2020

XhosaNostra:
LMAO. Proof of this horse whip.

Seriously!

Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by XhosaNostra(f): 10:53pm On Feb 20, 2020

biddostandard:
lol will you come play with my gentleman

Only if it's spruced up & looking like a showman. I expect to be entertained grin

Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by XhosaNostra(f): 10:56pm On Feb 20, 2020

nisai:
Seriously!

LMAO. Side splitting!

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Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by nisai: 10:59pm On Feb 20, 2020

XhosaNostra:
LMAO. Proof of this horse whip.

Some got a tear from it but they come back for reasons best known to them. grin

They keep crying when one thrust deeper but whenever one threatens to remove, they beg you never to do so lol

Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by biddostandard: 11:00pm On Feb 20, 2020

XhosaNostra:
Only if it's spruced up & looking like a showman. I expect to be entertained

lol offcourse it is and you will be entertain

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Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by nisai: 11:01pm On Feb 20, 2020

XhosaNostra:
LMAO. Side splitting!

no kill me

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Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by XhosaNostra(f): 11:04pm On Feb 20, 2020

nisai:
Some got a tear from it but they come back for reasons best known to them. They keep crying when one thrust deeper but whenever one threatens to remove, they beg you never to do so lol

Loooooool. Nite, nite.

Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by Rukkydelta(f): 2:12am On Feb 21, 2020

Will love to know if guys do fall in love or anytime they say it, it's just a lie sad

Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by SpartanKing: 9:34am On Feb 21, 2020

XhosaNostra:
Why should I? In all honesty though, I don't know how I'd want to look like as a man. It was all in jest. It's a tricky one.

OK!

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Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by lepasharon(f): 2:27pm On Feb 21, 2020

Muscles
And a BBC

Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by lepasharon(f): 2:34pm On Feb 21, 2020

CAPSLOCKED:
K-LEGS.

For real?

Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by CAPSLOCKED: 5:10pm On Feb 21, 2020

lepasharon:
For real?

YES NA.

Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by lepasharon(f): 5:55pm On Feb 21, 2020

CAPSLOCKED:
YES NA.

I don't feel so embarrassed about my k-legs anymore cheesy

Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by CAPSLOCKED: 5:58pm On Feb 21, 2020

lepasharon:
I don't feel so embarrassed about my k-legs anymore

I ENVY YOU cheesy

Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by lepasharon(f): 6:37pm On Feb 21, 2020

CAPSLOCKED:
I ENVY YOU

Lol I find that so weird, k-legs are a defect

Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by proclinician: 6:44pm On Feb 21, 2020

If i was to be a woman i will love to have brains like Ada Lovelace, a child prodigy and computer wizard. Brilliant at maths, she read numbers like most people read words. I wont even be a doctor but a computer guru that will force bill gates out of biz.

Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by CAPSLOCKED: 10:39pm On Feb 22, 2020

lepasharon:
Lol I find that so weird, k-legs are a defect

LOL, HAVE YOU TRIED NO-LEGS?

Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by lepasharon(f): 12:33am On Feb 23, 2020

CAPSLOCKED:
LOL, HAVE YOU TRIED NO-LEGS?

Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by Nobody: 4:59am On Feb 24, 2020

CAPSLOCKED:
K-LEGS.

amen to that

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