cassidy1996:
the patient dog eats the fattest bone

Patient dog can only eat the fattest bone. The real meat belong to motivated, inspired, and action-packed dogs

USA, London and other foreign countries are somewhere up in the sky. Really fell for this.

That Buhari the lifeless thing has an integrity.

dauddy97:
I was told that if you drink coconut water without using it to rob your head, You will become Dollard. I swear, I carry this habbit enter university. But now, I don't believe that shit again.

is that why you are gradually turning into a Dollard?

Dont bend down with your head facing down and lool back. Well i did it then. Today na buhari spirit dey worry all of us

ariefadenning:
Go to school, have good grades then you will have money and ladies will be the ones to chase you

Chai I feel lyk crying bcus it's really paining me. As if ur re referring to me. Upon say school na scam. My parents bcus say Dem no go Dem still de recommend our siblings make de go skul no mata wat.
I ask my Papa on question. If to say him de receive 100k salary en fit send all of us for skul still de send en siblingsn relatives money. Him say no.

Mutemenot:
Don't climb stone, you won't tall if you do.
Never you go out at hotnoon cos the spirit walks around at that time

Hahahahahaa

Neroiam:
Dem tell me say if my tooth falls, i no throw am ontop zinc, another one no go grow

I told a small boy this of recent and the boy went ahead to keep seven stones and goat dung in preparation to his tooth that's shaking. We got to discover this when the room was smelling... But boy still did it when his tooth removed.

that education is the key to success

Amstupid:
I don't know how this is "true" though....

Some uncles and sisters with mamas self told me if I whistle with my mouth in a hot afternoon, snake will come out and bite me .....

I was 7yrs old DAT time, but since I have been whistling (morning, afternoon, night, even midnight) not even a bush snake has come out to attack me

They are many more they told us just to dey make us afraid those days .......share if you have one.

it's probably to stop you from making unnecessary noise all over the compound

Dstar434:
USA, London and other foreign countries are somewhere up in the sky. Really fell for this.

;Dvery funny

Amstupid:
but dis is true

Smart not hard work

falcon01:
between brick layer and a senator who works harder?

Hard work doesn't mean being physically active BUT Being mentally articulate and active.

The Senator works hard by thinking out strategies and giving orders While the Bricklayer works hard by taking orders and physically running erands for the senator.

In all, HARD WORK PAYS, it all depends on how hard you choose to work

Children are the leaders of tomorrow.

Not in Nigeria abeg.

I heard India beat Nigeria 99:0 in a football match..that each time we had the opportunity to score..the ball changes to ball of fire or stone Oo..


Again..as a kid my big brothers used to tell me that eating fish head makes someone a no entity..so I hardly take it no matter how big it was

That if I drink coconut water I will become a dullard for life, dad will always say coconut water is for adults only.

Check my profile for Grade A Affordable Nigerian used cars.✌️

During our days in school, we use to take the first position.

Work hard , stress doesn't kill

The question is, how does this silly things trend?


Same lies told in Osun, is the same in Imo, Kwara, Gombe, Bayelsa..... Same thing as those Nursery rhymes.

Neroiam:
Dem tell me say if my tooth falls, i no throw am ontop zinc, another one no go grow

do u know I still do this till today, my son tooth broke and I told him to throw it ontop zinc ooo. funny shall,

femi4:
Readers are leaders

Like Buhari ���

It is taboo to sweep at night
Sex in the dream means having affair with spiritual wife
Do not have sex in the bush less you make love with spirits. Ha ha ha ha ha!
Kick hard object with your left foot means bad luck is coming.
My verdict:
"IGNORANCE IS BAD EVEN TILL JUST NOW"

falcon01:
between brick layer and a senator who works harder?

how did he became a senator? didn't he work for it?.

hard work do pay
everyone at the top work hard to get there , either by good means or bad one ,they all work hard

Any child that drinks coconut water will be dull (unintelligent) at school

My Dad( may his soul rest in peace) told us never to look in the mirror at night, else Ojuju will carry us. Mehn, I fear this one no be small.

My uncle also told us not to allow broom stick hit your legs, else you wouldn't grow tall.
E dey talk am with all seriousness....
Hahahahaa.... I really miss childhood!

My mum will tell me during meal that eating Chickens head will make one have chicken brain...
Lol

cjudy:


Let me add some of the lies our elders really washed us with.


1. I will make $1 = 1naira
2. I will defeat Boko Haram within 3months in Office
3. I will create job to employ 3million, I mean 3million people per year (which kind lie be this?)
4. Fuel will reduce to 35naira

Abeg if you remember some of the lies, help me add yours.

I remember one again
5. I will not go abroad for treatment

No mind Jonathan who is a bloody civilian, me I be General, I will lead from the front...

Awon Minister of Darkness: Fixing power is no rocket science...

AuroraB:
Whoever generated that farce must be the GOC., hellfire

I'm telling you

Innovative go forget that Sam okparaji goal against India 99-1

Them scam me I swear

Eat the Anus of a chicken then you become a talkative and a gossiper

Swingate:
How can you call your elders liars? The words of our fathers are words of wisdom a wise man hears them and become wiser.
Those stories where made up to keep you from certain bad behaviors. For example the one about whistles in the afternoon is just to keep your noise down to allow them relax.

We know bruh
Stop being too serious
I think the thread is just 4 fun

falcon01:
hard work pays!

omo na smart work these days ooo, work smart