Sad, It Didn't Work For Me Today Because of Her Madam [Picture]

I love observing people's behavior and composure, especially the opposite sex. I love making them comfortable and at the same time, nervous with naughtiness and humor.

One thing I always do and has become part of me is: when I go out and see a pharmacy/chemist with some pretty nurses, I like going there to buy condom.

Not that I need it, but I'm after the reaction and her confidence during the transaction. I have done this severally and it works like magic. If she's the only one at the shop or with her colleague, you'll easily take her digit if you want to.

So, I sighted this pretty oyibo girl at a pharmacy and walked in there to buy condom and ask my naughty and funny questions, but unfortunately, her huge madam, was inside.

Below are a list of questions I like asking or improvising on

I walked in and boom...

1. Do you have kiss condom? (Yes.)
2. Wait, which other brand of condom would you recommend? (Now, her mouth will be shaking as she tries to say she doesn't know or mention an expensive brand).
3. I think this one will be too tight. Do you have one for people with big weapons? (Now she is laughing and getting turned on as we talk).
4. Okay, just recommend the one you like the most and I'll buy that one as long as you approve it as the best.

The moment she recommends, I'll look straight in her eyes, smile a dirty smile, and playfully tease her with anything that comes to my mind since my conversations are mostly unscripted, yet structured.

I have done the above severally and those transactions were fun and memeorable.


Sadly, today's encounter was an F9 because of "madam the madam." I just bought the condom, paid the nurse and left. Yes, I knew what she was thinking and it's: I wish it's me he will be f*cking with it.

Now, I have a kiss condom with me and I want to sell it at a 50% discount. Who wants to buy? I can't waste this money like this.

Jobless man ..... walking-about buying condoms

naughty boy

How old is your witchcraft?

Tookool:
Jobless man ..... walking-about buying condoms

Lol. I put it to you that I have never worked ever since I was born and will never work till I age and die.

This is to say, I'll never have the experience of how working with a colleague and gossiping at work feels like.

All I'm trying to say is: Job is slavery and not everyone wants to be a slave. For most Nigerians, the poverty capital of the world, being a slave is hereditary.

We, the focused and dedicated ones decided to break-free from the bondage called work or job and set ourselves up in a way we will never lack money and will never work for money.

We only do the work once and the money comes forever even when we are sleeping or when we are old and gone.

We, the focused ones hate being rich, but we love being wealthy. Go and study the difference between riches and wealth.

I'm poor, but wealthy — unlike most working class who are rich, but poor. I doubt you'll know the meaning of what I wrote.

Anyway, will you buy the condom? I'm broke and I need to sell it.

Lazy Nigerian youth.

Abfinest007:
naughty boy

Lit!

The fastest way to penetrate a woman's heart is naughtiness, humor, intelligence, and confidence, not money. Money is just a bonus.

Bluntguy:
Lazy Nigerian youth.

Lol. I pray.

iLegendd:


Lol. I put it to you that I have never worked ever since I was born and will never work till I age and die.

This is to say, I'll never have the experience of how working with a colleague and gossiping at work feels like.

All I'm trying to say is: Job is slavery and not everyone wants to be a slave. For most Nigerians, the poverty capital of the world, being a slave is hereditary.

We, the focused and dedicated ones decided to break-free from the bondage called work or job and set ourselves up in a way we will never lack money and will never work for money.

We only do the work once and the money comes forever even when we are sleeping or when we are old and gone.

We, the focused ones hate being rich, but we love being wealth. Go and study the difference between riches and wealth.

I'm poor, but wealthy — unlike most working class who are rich, but poor. I doubt you'll know the meaning of what I wrote.

Anyway, will you buy the condom? I'm broke and I need to sell it.

The jobless in that sentence wasn't a direct translation of someone without a wage or salary paying job .....all I meant was to get yourself occupied with productive and reasonable things. Which reasonable person walks from shop to shop buying condoms just cuz he needs a lady's mobile contact.

iLegendd:


Lol. I put it to you that I have never worked ever since I was born and will never work till I age and die.

This is to say, I'll never have the experience of how working with a colleague and gossiping at work feels like.

All I'm trying to say is: Job is slavery and not everyone wants to be a slave. For most Nigerians, the poverty capital of the world, being a slave is hereditary.

We, the focused and dedicated ones decided to break-free from the bondage called work or job and set ourselves up in a way we will never lack money and will never work for money.

We only do the work once and the money comes forever even when we are sleeping or when we are old and gone.

We, the focused ones hate being rich, but we love being wealth. Go and study the difference between riches and wealth.

I'm poor, but wealthy — unlike most working class who are rich, but poor. I doubt you'll know the meaning of what I wrote.

Anyway, will you buy the condom? I'm broke and I need to sell it.

The jobless in that sentence wasn't a direct translation of someone without a wage or salary paying job .....all I meant was to get yourself occupied with productive and reasonable things. Which reasonable person walks from shop to shop buying condoms just cuz he needs a lady's mobile contact.

iLegendd:


Lol. I put it to you that I have never worked ever since I was born and will never work till I age and die.

This is to say, I'll never have the experience of how working with a colleague and gossiping at work feels like.

All I'm trying to say is: Job is slavery and not everyone wants to be a slave. For most Nigerians, the poverty capital of the world, being a slave is hereditary.

We, the focused and dedicated ones decided to break-free from the bondage called work or job and set ourselves up in a way we will never lack money and will never work for money.

We only do the work once and the money comes forever even when we are sleeping or when we are old and gone.

We, the focused ones hate being rich, but we love being wealth. Go and study the difference between riches and wealth.

I'm poor, but wealthy — unlike most working class who are rich, but poor. I doubt you'll know the meaning of what I wrote.

Anyway, will you buy the condom? I'm broke and I need to sell it.

I ll love to buy the condom but that kiss dey fail me twice, d thing dey tear

Tookool:

The jobless in that sentence wasn't a direct translation of someone without a wage or salary paying job .....all I meant was to get yourself occupied with productive and reasonable things. Which reasonable person walks from shop to shop buying condoms just cuz he needs a lady's mobile contact.

Some things are just beyond you, so let's leave it at that. One day, your son will pay to read the story of the unreasonable encounter I just had.

The reason most Nigerians are poor is sticking to their comfort zone, doing only what their pastors told them, and lack of exploration/doing unreasonable things.

When a Nigerian man says something is unreasonable or immature, look DEEP, there lies gold and wealth. Because he couldn't see that gold, he will call it immature or unreasonable. Sadly, this is how we've been programmed — to act mature and reasonable.

Albert Einstein bringing his tongue out is immature and unreasonable to a typical Nigerian man that went to school to acquire a paper degree.

He feels anything that doesn't align with that degree or what their lecturers taught them are unreasonable and immature. Are they better than Einstein who brought out his tongue? Isn't that immaturity and unreasonable?

Yes. But why did Einstein do it? It's because he does immature things, unreasonable things, then invent something from it and the rest of the world, the mature people, will buy and use. Unreasonable and immature people attain greatness faster than mature and reasonable people.

Why? Immature people do more and take more risks without caring how people will react, so they discover more. Reasonable and mature people are so cared of being judged — because they want to impress the word that they are mature and good people, so they stay in the comfort zone the society caged them on and as they stay there, they abuse immature and crazy adventurists. Deep down, they wish they are as confident, outspoken, outgoing, and daring as those immature people.


Anyway, I'll just pretend you are right with your words to avoid making things linger for long.

Thanks for your input.

iLegendd:


Some things are just beyond you, so let's leave it at that. One day, your son will pay to read the story of the unreasonable encounter I just had.

The reason most Nigerians are poor is sticking to their comfort zone, doing only what their pastors told them, and lack of exploration/doing unreasonable things.

When a Nigerian man says something is unreasonable or immature, look DEEP, there lies gold and wealth. Because he couldn't see that gold, he will call it immature or unreasonable.

Anyway, I'll just pretend you are right with your words to avoid making things linger for long.

Thanks for your input.

It's best we leave it at that too

akaahs:

I ll love to buy the condom but that kiss dey fail me twice, d thing dey tear

Lol.

This one won't tear. I have blessed it, so it's unbreakable.

2 reason for tearing

1. Your dick is HUGE or
2. You didn't put it properly (you need to leave some space, without air, at the tip of the condom when you wear it. A lot of men don't know how to wear a condom — they think it needs to be tight and firm; there needs to be some headroom).

Simpson’s will copy his whole move and come back to bash women for being rude.

hi hi hi hilarious �

Legendus!!

iLegendd:


Some things are just beyond you, so let's leave it at that. One day, your son will pay to read the story of the unreasonable encounter I just had.

The reason most Nigerians are poor is sticking to their comfort zone, doing only what their pastors told them, and lack of exploration/doing unreasonable things.

When a Nigerian man says something is unreasonable or immature, look DEEP, there lies gold and wealth. Because he couldn't see that gold, he will call it immature or unreasonable. Sadly, this is how we've been programmed — to act mature and reasonable.

Albert Einstein bringing his tongue out is immature and unreasonable to a typical Nigerian man that went to school to acquire a paper degree.

He feels anything that doesn't align with that degree or what their lecturers taught them are unreasonable and immature. Are they better than Einstein who brought out his tongue? Isn't that immaturity and unreasonable?

Yes. But why did Einstein do it? It's because he does immature things, unreasonable things, then invent something from it and the rest of the world, the mature people, will buy and use. Unreasonable and immature people attain greatness faster than mature and reasonable people.

Why? Immature people do more and take more risks without caring how people will react, so they discover more. Reasonable and mature people are so cared of being judged — because they want to impress the world that they are mature and good people, so they stay in the comfort zone the society caged them on and as they stay there, they abuse immature and crazy adventurists. Deep down, they wish they are as confident, outspoken, outgoing, and daring as those immature people.


Anyway, I'll just pretend you are right with your words to avoid making things linger for long.
N
Thanks for your input.

ONLY THE WISE WILL UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE OF WHAT HE SAID HERE.
READ IT OVER AGAIN, YOU'LL FIND A NEW MEANING.

u ll never see any calculated fvckery

iLegendd:


Lol.

This one won't tear. I have blessed it, so it's unbreakable.

2 reason for tearing

1. Your dick is HUGE or
2. You didn't put it properly (you need to leave some space, without air, at the tip of the condom when you wear it. A lot of men don't know how to wear a condom — they think it needs to be tight and firm; there needs to be some headroom).

may the second point. 7.4 isnt big na

MadeInChenzen2 right now
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Meedon:
MadeInChenzen2 right now ....

lol

akaahs:

may the second point. 7.4 isnt big na

It's above average and it's big enough, but it's second option that caused it.

we are in the same situation. This babe travelled all over to spend the night and she didn't allow me touch her. she even packed her load around 12 that she will leave my house in that midnight that she doesn't care what will happen. omo na play I call am o. So I wasted a whole #100, 30cents. on the issue of the reaction of the sales girl, that was too hilarious she's the S.U type and she was shy while attending to me. it was her Male boss that came to her rescue and attended to me. I really think this is fun I will love to try it with other sales girls