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When Last Did You Get Into A Fight? by MiVida(m): 7:25pm On Mar 09, 2020
The last time would be in my primary school days, I was playing football n this guy kept tackling me in an annoying way and I warned him when it was getting too much but to my surprise, his response everytime I warn him was "guy! No be ball we dey play Hiiisss!!!

This got me so mad and I waited for a nice time he'd come with his madness and he did and I gave him a single tight punch on the ribs! Yes, he fell on the ground and couldn't breath for almost a minute while grabbing that part I hit tightly... I stood there thinking he's gonna die, I was ready to run, till finally he screeeeaamed!!!! And I said to myself yes! That'll teach him a lesson! Bros couldn't confront me again after the experience. Never got into a fight again since then, main reason being that when I fight, I fight to kill.


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Re: When Last Did You Get Into A Fight? by Davash222(m): 7:27pm On Mar 09, 2020
Those marrried or dating Nigerian girls are at War every day.

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Re: When Last Did You Get Into A Fight? by Ajsimon(m): 7:48pm On Mar 09, 2020
Never gotten into a serious fight
Tbh I'm a calm guy

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Re: When Last Did You Get Into A Fight? by ojun50(m): 7:48pm On Mar 09, 2020
Like 15 to 18year ago
Re: When Last Did You Get Into A Fight? by MickzyDonald: 7:53pm On Mar 09, 2020
Ajsimon:
Never gotten into a serious fight
Tbh I'm a calm guy
I've got a pair

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Re: When Last Did You Get Into A Fight? by MickzyDonald: 7:54pm On Mar 09, 2020
ojun50:
Like 15 to 18year ago
abi i should provoke u ni?

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Re: When Last Did You Get Into A Fight? by Nobody: 8:01pm On Mar 09, 2020
Sec school ... Was a known bully.. But wouldnt allow anyone bully me ..



So there was this guy as huge as me .. He always hate it when I bully Ken like they were bfs or something ..

One day when I was slapping Ken big lips up..

Niggi came to confront me.. Telling me to stop hitting Ken like that.. Was like "una dey share this lips, no wonder the thing big like this" . Dude started hitting me while I hit Ken..


Told him to stop that he wasn't hitting me xay ken get im own hand wey him fit use hit im own back.. Naim my guy no hear.. Naim bossman vex give am to jabbing for face.. Niqqa be like for where, no be you go punch like go Scot free..

Naim the guy nak me one for my shoulder, Omoh the guy blow hot wella wey be xay that shoulder pain me for days..

As I see say if continue dey give me this kind punch dey go, I fit faint for where dey.. Naim I change fight to gidigbo. Lol..


We were just breaking chairs and table upandan.. Nobody gree separate us sef.. That class and their love for watching people fight no be here oo..




Las Las principal catch us, flog the two if us ontop now asked us to go repair the new chairs we broke..




Mehn I can't forget this fight I witnessed back then too..


Lol funny enough we were the one that pushed this two guys into fighting each other..


So this guy(wale) gave Sunday a punch at his right cheek.

Aswear you won't believe the next thing was hole in this guy cheek. My guy e be like film trick. As some of us no wan believe wetin we dey see.. We bought water for this guy and asked him to bend the cheek with the hole..

Lol.. For real bruh.. Water was legit dropping from that cheek.. Omoh since then everyone feared Wale's punch. Though some claimed He held a pen but there was nothing with him.



I really miss my sec school

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Re: When Last Did You Get Into A Fight? by Froshloaded: 8:04pm On Mar 09, 2020
biGDhAp:
We bought water for this guy and asked him to bend the cheek with the hole.


Damn grin grin
Re: When Last Did You Get Into A Fight? by MYSTIC19(m): 8:07pm On Mar 09, 2020
Hmm.. Let me say.... 10yrs ago. I hardly fight, bcus i'm everbdys frnd! #PEACEMAKER

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Re: When Last Did You Get Into A Fight? by Nobody: 8:08pm On Mar 09, 2020
Froshloaded:


Damn grin grin
.. It was one funny experience

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Re: When Last Did You Get Into A Fight? by simplepee(f): 8:26pm On Mar 09, 2020
I Never did cry
Re: When Last Did You Get Into A Fight? by XhosaNostra(f): 9:50pm On Mar 09, 2020
Why would I do that when I can just sit back & roast an offender like a shish kebab at a Turkish cookout? grin

Re: When Last Did You Get Into A Fight? by Coolcalmcollect(m): 11:06pm On Mar 09, 2020
that was on china, during the days of +e rebel forces of karate against the loyalist of kung-fu....was surrounded by 20 winching warriors....fought them all the and fed up them sand to swallow....was a flawless victory for me.
Re: When Last Did You Get Into A Fight? by Chimezie198(m): 11:11pm On Mar 09, 2020
biGDhAp:
Sec school ... Was a known bully.. But wouldnt allow anyone bully me ..



So there was this guy as huge as me .. He always hate it when I bully Ken like they were bfs or something ..

One day when I was slapping Ken big lips up..

Niggi came to confront me.. Telling me to stop hitting Ken like that.. Was like "una dey share this lips, no wonder the thing big like this" . Dude started hitting me while I hit Ken..


Told him to stop that he wasn't hitting me xay ken get im own hand wey him fit use hit im own back.. Naim my guy no hear.. Naim bossman vex give am to jabbing for face.. Niqqa be like for where, no be you go punch like go Scot free..

Naim the guy nak me one for my shoulder, Omoh the guy blow hot wella wey be xay that shoulder pain me for days..

As I see say if continue dey give me this kind punch dey go, I fit faint for where dey.. Naim I change fight to gidigbo. Lol..


We were just breaking chairs and table upandan.. Nobody gree separate us sef.. That class and their love for watching people fight no be here oo..




Las Las principal catch us, flog the two if us ontop now asked us to go repair the new chairs we broke..




Mehn I can't forget this fight I witnessed back then too..


Lol funny enough we were the one that pushed this two guys into fighting each other..


So this guy(wale) gave Sunday a punch at his right cheek.

Aswear you won't believe the next thing was hole in this guy cheek. My guy e be like film trick. As some of us no wan believe wetin we dey see.. We bought water for this guy and asked him to bend the cheek with the hole..

Lol.. For real bruh.. Water was legit dropping from that cheek.. Omoh since then everyone feared Wale's punch. Though some claimed He held a pen but there was nothing with him.



I really miss my sec school

Bros this your story too long and e dey tire person to read

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Re: When Last Did You Get Into A Fight? by Nobody: 12:30am On Mar 10, 2020
Fight kwa cheesy
Make I punch am make he fall flat for ground
Na this one dey sweet police pass two minutes dey don reach the scene

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Re: When Last Did You Get Into A Fight? by Nobody: 1:01am On Mar 10, 2020
Chimezie198:
Bros this your story too long and e dey tire person to read
.. You lazy
Re: When Last Did You Get Into A Fight? by FatherBona: 9:55am On Mar 10, 2020
MiVida:
Sent you a PM
Re: When Last Did You Get Into A Fight? by FatherBona: 9:56am On Mar 10, 2020
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Chimezie198:
Bros this your story too long and e dey tire person to read
[/s]
Its for bright minds alone, don't bother
Re: When Last Did You Get Into A Fight? by MiVida(m): 10:25am On Mar 10, 2020
FatherBona:

Sent you a PM
the email ain't functioning bro.
Re: When Last Did You Get Into A Fight? by FatherBona: 5:02pm On Mar 10, 2020
MiVida:
the email ain't functioning bro.
How you faring?!
Re: When Last Did You Get Into A Fight? by Nobody: 2:08am On Mar 11, 2020
MickzyDonald:

I've got a pair

Yeah...
And with current way people die fast....we gotta be careful
Re: When Last Did You Get Into A Fight? by starbuck(f): 5:28am On Mar 11, 2020
5 abi 6 years ago with my sister. And she beat the crap out of me by breaking my big toe..

. Since then, I dey respect myself
Re: When Last Did You Get Into A Fight? by Homeboiy: 7:16am On Mar 11, 2020
I will soon go fight this morning
2yrs u no gree give me my laptop
Na today go end am

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Re: When Last Did You Get Into A Fight? by Nobody: 7:19am On Mar 11, 2020
grin
Re: When Last Did You Get Into A Fight? by longjosh: 7:21am On Mar 11, 2020
It's advisable to engage in physical combat once in a while. You should be able to defend yourself when need arises.
Re: When Last Did You Get Into A Fight? by MiVida(m): 8:51am On Mar 11, 2020
starbuck:
5 abi 6 years ago with my sister. And she beat the crap out of me by breaking my big toe..

. Since then, I dey respect myself
lol... You sef get over sabi
Re: When Last Did You Get Into A Fight? by MiVida(m): 8:52am On Mar 11, 2020
longjosh:
It's advisable to engage in physical combat once in a while. You should be able to defend yourself when need arises.
that's very true... Keeps your skills up-to-date.
Re: When Last Did You Get Into A Fight? by MiVida(m): 8:52am On Mar 11, 2020
Homeboiy:
I will soon go fight this morning

2yrs u no gree give me my laptop

Na today go end am
lol... All I'll say is, go n come back in one piece.
Re: When Last Did You Get Into A Fight? by proclinician: 9:12am On Mar 11, 2020
longjosh:
It's advisable to engage in physical combat once in a while. You should be able to defend yourself when need arises.

exactly. Mumu

Go to the prison and see people sentenced to 12 years and when you ask them what they did they will say

e pushuu mia aka odaa nwuo.

I just pushed him and he fell and died.
Re: When Last Did You Get Into A Fight? by Homeboiy: 9:17am On Mar 11, 2020
MiVida:
lol... All I'll say is, go n come back in one piece.

I'm back in peace and I won
Re: When Last Did You Get Into A Fight? by nuelsam: 9:44am On Mar 11, 2020
I think the last time I fought was when I was in jss2 yeah.... and it was with my best friend.... we attended the same sec school and live in the same house(4flats) .... so, there was a place that we kids in the neighborhood used to chill at and then play football. on that fateful day, there was no ball available... so we all sat down to gist, moments later my mum sent me on an errand.... so when I came back,my guy had already left for his house, the other guys on sit told me how my friend spoke Ill of my mum when I was on an errand... damn!! I was literally mad!! so I went straight to his house and beckoned on him to come outside whilst the other kids looked on.. when he did, I didn't even say shit, I hit him straight away and was like " who gave u the guts to insult my mum... u son of a bitch lol... your mum is a whor.e ....)we hit ourselves for quite a long time until we were separated by the other kids..... he apologized later on tho and we still very much cool till this moment.

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Re: When Last Did You Get Into A Fight? by MiVida(m): 12:13pm On Mar 11, 2020
Homeboiy:


I'm back in peace and I won
Ah! Thank God.

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