Blessograo:

Fine thanks but going to bed

It's cold. Are you sure you don't need a company?

AloyalNigerian:

It's cold. Are you sure you don't need a company?

Go to CAC and register d company 1st

sunnyeinstein:


Go to CAC and register d company 1st

I mean the other company, registered at TOR (The Other Room).

flowjoe:

duuude what military school did u attend
i attended airforce military school, jos & im trying to put 2 & 2 together coz dis cant happen in AFMS OR NMS dat i know of, except d standard is verry low now or theres another military school i don't know of

ok

sheunsheun:

lol, so dem still do judgement day reach 2011?

yes oo

AloyalNigerian:

It's cold. Are you sure you don't need a company?

101% sure that i don't.

Blessograo:

101% sure that i don't.

SIRmanjar:
Dem suspend me Taya expel me Taya I jst dey Waka frm school to school I was a mystery to evrybdy bak den.i do plenty crazy tin.

I spent my skool fees for 2 terms forge reciept ad result give my mama as na me ad my senior broda dey alwys pay.At times we go inflate price pay d normal amount spend d remaing on baffs ad game catridges.
Any time we get dat dreaded subjct maths or I de feel sleepy I go form sickness entr sickbay go sleep well well.
I fight my teachers,dem go jxt drop cain follo me wit blow dem kpokz me well well o.
I dey excape frm skool once in a while go spend mony 4 bar play snooker shak well well wit my frendZ during skool hours.
I write luv letta giv my English teacher wey I dey trip for,I no write my name 4 d letta but dem trace me tru my writing,dem nab me read d letta 4 assemly ground trash me wella com suspend me untop.
Any time we see Cain 4 staff room or class ad teacher no dey, we go break am becos na we chop am pass.
I less my teacher Volvo tyre d day im wan use Cain kill me.
If we go do sports I go enta class chop pipul meat de wanz wey carry food com,drink dem chilled water or mineral.
Whn I de ss1,me ad my guyz de alwayz enta ashana joint 4 aboju frm festac evry sartdys or hearts.dem luv us scatter as customers, dem de give us free sumtimz sef.we b fresh buttiz wey get action.
Na jxt dis wanz I rememba.

@ the bolded... Very hilarious. I can imagine a teacher flogging you and seeing ur tough or strong hearted, he will just drop the Cain one side and promote to using blow and punches.

Mzsolmi:
Hmmmm.Me,MCCN Nteje,Anambra State

really?? MCCN which year??

chiraqDemon:
Everybody knows how long biology and crk notes are
In my ss1 i didnt write even a word on the notes
My crk teacher made me write it all in one day and as a sharp guy i would write 2 lines and skip 10

My physics teacher too had to gimme 20 strokes on my left hand every night prep cos i didnt have his notes
And i never did

We were also vwry good at running from our school security men
Cooking indomie in a pot placed on an iron
Sleeping in the ceiling just to avoid going oit during classes
Breaking coconuts by stoning em on the ground
There was this teacher that made it a habit to seize our stuff n we made it a habit to deflate his tyres daily
Killed and ate one of the cows that were in oir school then
Schl mngmt never knew it was us

Made a video of two teachers bonking n they became our errand boy n girl since then
We had this big titted teacher n one of my friends squeezed her tits in her office (they later became fvck buddies)

....after work our principql came out n he didnt see his car (boys don use d man car flex till him fuel finish) we just called d man with business center phone n told him where to pick his car..till we graduated he never knew who did it

I was caught using a phone in school by a female teacher
I was actually watching southpark n when i saw her i exited it n she collected it and scrolled down n saw porn n she was now saying i was watching porn.....when she reported it she said when she saw the vid that i asked her if she liked it
I almoat got expelled but luckily i was just suspended

My best friend was expelled cos he was caught with 3 bottles of codine a card of trams n a pack of cigs n condoms too....my guy bin bad gan

Me sha overall i was a calm guy cos damn no matter wetin i do i no de talk to girls.....they scared me more than anytin so i just de quiet

Raided our hostel master's apartment close to school just to get our money that he seized..... the man was a broke ass so we just moved his tv n sold it n got our cash back.....

I remember when my guys raided the school shop in the night....ppl come start to de give free milk
U go ask ur guy for one cube of sugar e go give u 5 come even add milk n milo for u...enjoyment that time eh

Whenever i remember those times i just wish for a week in school again

I wont say d name of my school in case my former principal is also reading this topic he might know me

Lord have mercy on you bro....... Chai

UrennaNkoli:

@ the bolded... Very hilarious. I can imagine a teacher flogging you and seeing ur tough or strong hearted, he will just drop the Cain one side and promote to using blow and punches.

Naso o.There ar three thingz I will never forget in dis life.my name,my address ad dat brushing.

adejaresalami1:
We dey bet on top Nokia 1200 soccer league..... .....I sabi play that game die

Lol I swear down

Dozzmani:






Dis ur lie eh,is like saying I trek to America and came back without resting atal for d joni.Bros abeg go meet lier mohamed for beta tutorials

Na wetin you think be that, sha I no need to proof anything to you.

DebbieLaw:
Frustrating the school authority til dey wer fed up,we knew evry single rules in d Skul but did exactly opposite til we were all expelled frm d hostel before NECO,dey dint evn send us off

Good girl gone bad

I remember when I was in S.S3 I use to enter school during break time cos of noise maker
does days sha

I remember when I was in S.S3 I use to enter school during break time cos of noise maker
does days sha


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Oh mhen , really had fun throughout my secondary school days , right from my jss1 to ss3 , I did crazy things but one of the craziest was that me and my friends , Opeyemi and Sheyi always go back home together , not knowing to me they had arranged a babe to f*ck after the school our so they gave me a story and discharged me but my mind no gree comot , so I walked away while they watch me left and when I get to know they are back to the school , I took the jungle back to the school and sneaked and peeped through the window just to see them smashing this babe , na so konji hold me , I just enter the class with them , comot nicker , bring d*ck comot come Dey shout , I go do my own , I go chop my own , na so dem gimme set to f*ck the girl , na so school security catch us , we sha collide with the man and paid him 5000 just to keep our secret ....




Another was proving to be a cult member to my junior students while I was at ss3 then , so they could be fearful of me , I got the fear and everything I wanted , Gbam , na so three girls from ss1 entered me and told me they want to join , na so I arrange for them one after the other , I f*cked them one after the other






Another one is that I happens to be one of the biggest boy in school then , so girls Dey rush us , i had about 6 girls I was dating and I now went on to date another new comer and the new comer likes public attention, make we gather Dey spend time and other girls are angry and suspicious �, na so one of them confront the new comer with serious beating , I came to school the next day just to get the news was like wow , so girls Dey fight ontop my matter �������

flowjoe:

duuude what military school did u attend
i attended airforce military school, jos & im trying to put 2 & 2 together coz dis cant happen in AFMS OR NMS dat i know of, except d standard is verry low now or theres another military school i don't know of

abi o m brother i'm confused..
#exjam

Ecee0147:


abi o m brother i'm confused..
#exjam

What set are u

dMODShavgonemad:
I don't really have crazy moments, but if u didn't play with pen in school, u didn't spin a padlock on a drawing board, u didn't write love letters, u didn't jump over school fence, u didn't make genuine excuses for coming late, u didn't brag about visiting d USA on hols when u have never been to an airport, then ur secondary school experience is really messed up.

I actually did all those without the bragging part and may life was pretty much dead even though I went to kings college

iluvweed:
JSS3....very funny, I went to pay for school fees jeje my own oh, there was a long queue so I joined, but it was so crowded and everyone wanted to get back to their classes so we rushed the accountant....Then suddenly this man gave me a receipt and did not collect money from me lol...like 25k...he collected money from another person and also issued receipt too, that's where my MAD friend, tapped me and said omo this man don gock oh....... , na so I withdraw with scope out of the account room oh, go class jeje my own go sit down like all normal students... ....Then me and my friend started this shopping spree.....we eat like crazy at break time, I bought perfume, trainers, I even went to katangua then and bought clothes like crazy, me and my friend oh!...then the D-day came!...the accountant called me and my friend and few more people that where in his office then to see who did not pay, come and see as me and my friend begin dey act.... ......Ahhh Mr Mensah, I paid you oooh!...and my friend was also testifying to it like, I was there when he gave you the cash, and you gave us the receipt..... .....Na so Mr Mensah start to dey sweat like crazy..... .....chai I don wicked from small.....

I wish this happened to me lol

went to saint josephs boys sec sch inside atunrase bk then,i remember poppy esth er and iya shina our gatemen then

chimdi101:
Some guys will say it's a lie sha...
I attended a military school, my friends dared me to do sometin so dangerous, but I was more than a daredevil
There was a gun a soldier left resting on the gate, so I took the gun and pointed at the soldier while he was coming back, (I was putting on a mask tho) the funny thing was that he raised his hands up despite the fact that he was aware I was a student, and then I threw the gun, ran away and hid, and I wasn't chased by him, I escaped his wrath!

He didn't bother to chase you because he'd be sent to the guard room if they found out he carelessly left a gun behind to the extent that a student got hold of it.

adejaresalami1:
We dey bet on top Nokia 1200 soccer league..... .....I sabi play that game die

walahi wat of real football

LordAzubuike:

He didn't bother to chase you because he'd be sent to the guard room if they found out he carelessly left a gun behind to the extent that a student got hold of it.

Lol, exactly