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So we'll be talking on the funniest things we did while we were high...
Mine was that I wanted to form fine boy in front of some girls with my walking steps, got so swayed that I started walking like a limping cat


Share yours guys
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I thought I was inside room when I was pulling my jeans until my friend held my hand nd took me inside room

I saw a drunk man light the butt end of his cigarette

I had barely finished a 65cl bottle of orijin, I knew I was already high, and I was asking my bro if I was high. That was the first day I got high, and the last day I tasted alcohol.

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Many o.
1.Kissed a friend of mine lolz
2.Forgot my room in my hostel (I bumped into 2 of my neighbours' doors thinking that was my room)
3. Mistook a small pothole for a gutter. I told my guy who was also high af " guy see gutter o, no go fall inside I go just waka leave you"
4. Me and this same guy Wanted to take a piss in a Bush path omo piss just hang for like 5mins o, . And I was like "make this piss comot for my prick na" my guy said "me sef tire o" (him piss hang too). lolzzz
Highness too sweet abeg. Especially if you high with your close friends or your babe

kestolove95:
I thought I was inside room when I was pulling my jeans until my friend held my hand nd took me inside room

She could have allowed u finish ur thing na
Some people can never mind their business

Funtobewith:
She could have allowed u finish ur thing na
Some people can never mind their business

u won make people blind?

finished a bottle of 501 and threw the bottle up and landed in my head, i can't remember how I got home naked

kestolove95:
u won make people blind?

You dey craze lol, blind for waiting..

If you never drink to stupor, Drink Mixing vomit and shiiit for body on spot or when you reach house. No be drink you drink, Na water you drink or you still be learner for Shayo lol....

Lol....
Never being high before so can't relate. Though I've been tipsy before and all I wanted to do was lie on the floor but my guy quickly drove me home hahahaha...

Ohh...those jonesing good 'ol days.
Circa 2007

I was so stoned, that I put the remaining part of the weed in my breast pocket without putting it off completely.

Funny thing: I was perceiving the smell of burning cloth, but I just wasn't bothered at that moment.

I mean...how can I be bothered when everything seemed funny to me?
I was just chilling and smiling away.

It was my friend who was observing me all the while that pointed at my breast pocket, while also sheepishly smiling away with his own weed.

It still took me some secs to realise that my breast pocket was slowly burning away, even after he brought my attention to it by pointing...

Another one...still circa 2007
Location : Limetree close, Streatham London

With this same friend of mine...Abel
We were so stoned, high and bored that we wanted to do something useful with our lives...so we thought!

Then suddenly... BOOM!
An idea came to us.

We decided to enroll for one accounting course we saw online... Just lke that.
He picked up his phone, dialled the number, and requested for forms to sign up for the course.

In less than an hour, one of the course admins showed up with all the necessary documents and course work.

We signed up...
Still stoned!
Ladies and gents, as the weed begin clear for our eyes, na then it dawned on us what we just did.

To make matters worse...
For over a month or so, we never completed page one of the handout, as everything seemed alien to us.
We also incurred unnecessary debt because we signed up for the course.

We've done things, I swear!

Kingsteve:
Another one...still circa 2007
Location : Limetree close, Streatham London

With this same friend of mine...Abel
We were so stoned, high and bored that we wanted to do something useful with our lives...so we thought!

Then suddenly... BOOM!
An idea came to us.

We decided to enroll for one accounting course we saw online... Just lke that.
He picked up his phone, dialled the number, and requested for forms to sign up for the course.

In less than an hour, one of the course admins showed up with all the necessary documents and course work.

We signed up...
Still stoned!
Ladies and gents, as the weed begin clear for our eyes, na then it dawned on us what we just did.

To make matters worse...
For over a month or so, we never completed page one of the handout, as everything seemed alien to us.
We also incurred unnecessary debt because we signed up for the course.

We've done things, I swear!

Bruh, this is pretty hilarious

Have you ever ordered food online or on the phone when stoned ?

mattfeuter:
Bruh, this is pretty hilarious

Have you ever ordered food online or on the phone when stoned ?

Sure mehn...
That one na steady things back then.
Especially Chinese take away.

On many occasions, we've gone into the kitchen and started cooking by 3am in the wee hours of the morning.
Reason: HIGHNESS!

I went for a birthday party in my friend hostel and I got really high....they had to take me to my room about 5 people ........ when they dropped me I told them to wait let me see them off...it was really crazy

SassyGem101:
Lol....
Never being high before so can't relate. Though I've been tipsy before and all I wanted to do was lie on the floor but my guy quickly drove me home hahahaha...

Hehehe there are levels to high. You were on the first level I guess...

EzzyCarter:
Hehehe there are levels to high. You were on the first level I guess...

Hahahaaa o yeah?

I've done my fair share of dirty dancing on tables, throwing up (this happened a lot, which is why I drink once in a blue moon) & flirting with danger.
Some people get more interesting & hotter with every gulp of spirits

After huge gulps of spirits, i went to the toilet to throw up, then i sat on the cistern trying very hard to put on my seat belt but couldn't touch it to drag it, then talking to myself that my bro has cut the seat belt.

kestolove95:
I thought I was inside room when I was pulling my jeans until my friend held my hand nd took me inside room

was ur friend a guy

On this fateful day, it's my first and last time of taking alcohol and I took just one bottle of big stout. When I got home, I slept from 5pm till 11am of the following day, my mum wept like. Since then, I've made up my mind not to taste anything alcoholic again.

SassyGem101:
Lol....
Never being high before so can't relate. Though I've been tipsy before and all I wanted to do was lie on the floor but my guy quickly drove me home hahahaha...

Which of the guys
The one wey dey for that pics wey someone take cast you, or the PM niqqas?

kullozone:
Which of the guys
The one wey dey for that pics wey someone take cast you, or the PM niqqas?

The one that will shoot your brains off.

The first time I got high on alcohol was back then in my school days.... I actually wooed a girl that came for my hostel party as day break my friends were like oya come n see ur new girlfriend o, u no allow this girl rest all through the night u even tell her say u get over half a million naira for ur account shame wan kiiii me

kestolove95:
I thought I was inside room when I was pulling my jeans until my friend held my hand nd took me inside room

Wish that ur friend was also high sha...

it wasnt funny sha cos my expensive Nike Air Max got spoiled and I bleed wella, didn't feel the pain till the next day. power of highness....

sometimes in 300lvl, on the day we wrote our final paper for the semester, na so me and my niggas decided to go flex at (New Buka, OAU), after 3 bottles of Legend Stout, everywhere don scatter, my head dey rise like garri, my eyes dey turningoniown, i dey feel like nylon even air fit carry me, oh boy I don waste...na so I hear say one nigga dey trespass , i stood like Joshua I wan fight lol...na so i go kick dos metal chair oh, kicked it very hard hehehe...na so fall afterwards, see person wey wan fight hehehe...