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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by BackToLife: 5:37am On Mar 16, 2020 |
1Dray: Samuel, Joseph, Daniel, etc were Youths that fulfilled their original destinies because they flee lustful thoughts, lustful deeds and sexual demons, they shall be forever celebrated even by Generations yet unborn. It's good to know that most Christians are now becoming more wiser and no more ignorants of devices/deception of conscious and unconscious agents of darkness on nairaland propergating lust and immorality, deceiving youths that they cannot be normal without Sex. I clicked usernames of most of the Critics here and I discovered that they are real demonic people that hate the fact their their strategy is being exposed here. 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by SpartanJ: 7:11am On Mar 16, 2020 |
Thanks for sharing this. It's now clear to me EternalBeing: 4 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Nobody: 8:32am On Mar 16, 2020 |
ExoticPlanner:You all are taking this too far, as a human, there are changes your body must go through. Even the bible knows this: 1 Corinthians 7:9 9 But if they cannot exercise self-control, ethey should marry. For it is better to marry than to burn with passion. A man's body can't hold excess fluid for long after a certain age, it must go out one way or the other. It's designed to do this at least once a month and this process is called nocturnal emission. It does this during a phase of sleep called Rapid Eye Movement. You might also experience sleep paralysis during this process, sleep paralysis is that thing that happens to you when you sleep that pins you down and causes you not to move then you scream Jesus. Yes! that one, allow Jesus to rest, the body is preventing you from waking up in the middle of the main road. If you like fast from now till 20 years, until you get married and start having sex, that beautiful lady will return and do her work for free I don't have wet dreams anymore, I'm even praying for one but I'm not sex starved enough, it's been like 10 years and I don't have to do any vigil of any kind. Because you're a Christian doesn't mean you should be ignorant, read books and get enlightened so you know when to call Jesus and when to allow him rest. 2 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Mizwisdom(f): 9:05am On Mar 16, 2020 |
Ausrichie: Why are you explaining Big Bang Theory to me? did I ask for an explanation? these so called theories have existed for centuries and hasn't been discounted by science, people are still taught about topics like Charles Darwin's theory on evolution in Biology classes centuries afterwards. Use your brain please, when science doesn't discount such theories that have been in existence for centuries and instead passes the idea on from one generation to another, you can as well define it as a law. In an ideal situation there should be a time frame where theories that haven't been discounted over centuries become laws otherwise it shouldn't be passed on from generation to another and it shows that science allows too much room for error but still promotes it just in case. This is why science lacks the credibility for any deep thinking person to base his/her beliefs . Lol when theories exist for centuries and still remain theories, why should any right thinking person hold brief for it? Good luck 3 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Nobody: 9:08am On Mar 16, 2020 |
Mizwisdom:They teach it because it is the closest scientists have come to realising our real origin not some story baked by a con man and a fool. 90% of Theists actually are stupid this just justifies that fact |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Mizwisdom(f): 9:15am On Mar 16, 2020 |
Ausrichie: Lol they teach assumptions to people? science should be restricted to teaching only proven laws, don't you think? if tomorrow they discover that the theory is wrong, what happens to the folks that have died believing in such theories? some actually become atheists based on such theories, you know 2 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Nobody: 9:25am On Mar 16, 2020 |
Mizwisdom:Just as deluded people die believing that a God exists. 1 Like |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Cheeryfeet: 2:15pm On Mar 16, 2020 |
DarkJeddi: And incubus dreams are more real than natural occurrence. Wake up my friends, the spiritual controls the natural. 2 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by DarkJeddi(m): 3:08pm On Mar 16, 2020 |
Cheeryfeet:Na so.. So how do we differentiate the natural from the Spiritual.. Or is that an African thing? |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by DarkJeddi(m): 3:13pm On Mar 16, 2020 |
Mizwisdom:The beauty of science is on the fact that it seeks to know,it is not afraid to test the waters of hypothesis to arrive at the truth.. Religion on the other hand,gives you a 5000 year old outdated opinion and beliefs and does its possible best to discourage you from seeking out knowledge.. 1 Like |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by DarkJeddi(m): 3:23pm On Mar 16, 2020 |
Slawormir:The pressing down is actually real and most people have experience it one time or the other in their lives.. It is actually a scientific phenomenon known as Sleep Paralysis and has nothing to do with the spiritual as postulated by our prayer Warriors.. |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by FarmTech(m): 9:56pm On Mar 16, 2020 |
Shibaraba:. Isn't it Jesus that says "if u love me, keep my commandments?" 2 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by godofuck231: 12:54am On Mar 17, 2020 |
4king doggy |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by lepasharon(f): 2:41am On Mar 17, 2020 |
BackToLife: Another paranoid schizophrenic. Go and throw your computer away, it was made by an unbelieving atheist 1 Like |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Nobody: 7:03am On Mar 17, 2020 |
lepasharon: 1 Like |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by FarmTech(m): 9:03pm On Mar 17, 2020 |
BackToLife:. Thanks for exposing all these agents of darkness. People are getting more and more immoral. I blame the entertainment industry, pastors that can not preach about sin in details, parents etc. The road to heaven is quite narrow. 3 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by FarmTech(m): 9:37pm On Mar 17, 2020 |
lepasharon:. No need to mock the guy bc he knows what he is saying. Life as a christian means promoting good things. Some good can come out from evil people and u cannot reject it bc they are evil. . 1 Corinthians 5:9-13 New Living Translation (NLT) When I wrote to you before, I told you not to associate with people who indulge in sexual sin. But I wasn’t talking about unbelievers who indulge in sexual sin, or are greedy, or cheat people, or worship idols. You would have to leave this world to avoid people like that. I meant that you are not to associate with anyone who claims to be a believer yet indulges in sexual sin, or is greedy, or worships idols, or is abusive, or is a drunkard, or cheats people. Don’t even eat with such people. 3 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by lepasharon(f): 10:07pm On Mar 17, 2020 |
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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by kingxsamz(m): 12:17am On Mar 18, 2020 |
oshaosha2014: Crap. The story is meant for deluded people like you. |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by FarmTech(m): 11:35pm On Mar 18, 2020 |
lepasharon:. You even cancelled the word of God? Repent from profanity. 2 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by DateMynd44(m): 2:10am On Mar 19, 2020 |
grossintel:kindly explain the bolded cos I don't understand |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by oshaosha2014(m): 1:30pm On Mar 19, 2020 |
I laugh your beginning and your end. Continue, crap boy. kingxsamz: |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Luchiana1(f): 5:05pm On Mar 19, 2020 |
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