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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by EasyBreezy(m): 3:47pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
frosbel2: Like I said, experience is the best teacher. Experience coupled with diligent research don't lie. Thank u sir. 6 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by papajet: 4:08pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
If Christians can learn how not to canalized their weapons of warfare, they will always have their deserved victory.... 1 Like |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Dollabiz: 4:25pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
Hmmmm |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by DarkJeddi(m): 4:33pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
1Dray:Who told you wet dreams are a function of puberty? The writer is obviously the type that suppress his sexual urge until nature decides to relieve itself in the form of wet dreams.. Let him marry or visit an Ashawo and let's see if he'll not be cured of his supposed affliction.. And where in his writeup did he say he was being visited by the same lady? He specifically said he couldn't remember what he dreamt of.. Religion is a SCAM. And Nigerian Superstitious Bigots are the worst Scam.. Canality my foot,words to bamboozle a potential Maga.. And Who told you that your are in anyway more blessed than me,because of your beliefs? 3 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by 1Dray(m): 4:41pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
lepasharon: Keep lying to yourself. You mean you really desire been laid like every night? Tell me how you keep desiring it when you wake up feeling messed, exploited and miserable? Don't you get that anger waking you messed and fully wet? You mean you still go ahead and desire it the next day? There was a case of a Nairaland that was thoroughly dealt with. If you didn't come in contact of his numerous threads, seeking solutions from the hands of demonic lady that harassed him sexually every night, then you must be new on Nairaland. 3 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by 1Dray(m): 4:48pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
DarkJeddi: Keep lying to yourself. It's either your one of the demons unleashed into the world to deceive human of the existence of demons and their activities, or your just living in self denial and delusion. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Martinez39s(m): 4:58pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by lepasharon(f): 5:01pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
1Dray: Is that how often the lady visits you? Bro as I said before, you are sexually repressed. Whatever you secretly desire is what will be pushed to your subconscious and come out in your dreams. Dreams are the place where whatever is bothering you and what you desire, plays out. The reason you feel exploited, miserable and messed is because your conscious thought kicks In when you wake up and you are taught to feel that way due to your religious background. But in your dreams your true desires play out. Religion teaches ppl to cheat human nature, that's why whatever you desire is pushed to your subconscious because religion teaches you to think things that are pleasurable in life are wrong. 3 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by DarkJeddi(m): 5:01pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
1Dray: I talk am.. .. Am now one of the Demons of your Superstitious nonsense.. Mr Man.. Go sit down.. Believing in nonsense does not in any way make you a virtuous man.. You are the type of devilish neighbor who will wake up one day and call his neighbor a witch,because of one stupid hunger induced dream you had.. 3 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by oshaosha2014(m): 5:03pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
Evil don’t battle with what is already his. Outward prosperity don’t qualify for a crisis free life. afroxyz: 3 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by 1Dray(m): 5:06pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
DarkJeddi: Alright, don't worry. Keep living in delusion till you're completely wasted. Just maybe you're one of the wasters unleashed in to the world to deceive human and get them blinded spiritually to allow for easier wasting. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by lepasharon(f): 5:06pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
papajet: Confused lot |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by oshaosha2014(m): 5:06pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
Do you realise the devil doesn’t torment what is already his. lepasharon: 4 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by lepasharon(f): 5:07pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
1Dray: What does this even mean? 1 Like |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by DarkJeddi(m): 5:11pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
1Dray:Mtchwww. Go find something and eat,hunger is messing with your already Superstition clouded head.. The irony of a deluded religious Fanatic who reads meanings into everything,calling another delusional.. 1 Like |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by 1Dray(m): 5:11pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
lepasharon: Who is this one? I thought you're a female. How would you know what males that are sexually harassed and exploited in the dream go through when you're not a male? Stop teaching us nonsense here. 4 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by lepasharon(f): 5:12pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
oshaosha2014: Shebi Christians love to say being a Christian provides them with so many benefits making them untouchable by any evil forces? Now you turn around to say unbelievers aren't touched because the devil already has them? Which is it? 3 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by 1Dray(m): 5:15pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
DarkJeddi: It's alright, when you're completely dealt with, don't go disturbing people on prayer city, to do something about your wasted life. Jesus is standing on the door of your heart and knocking. Open up to Him so He can come in, save and deliver you from the oppression of dark powers. 4 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by lepasharon(f): 5:15pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
1Dray: Shifting the goal are we? The same reason males can be perfect gynecologists despite not being female. You are sexually repressed bro caused by your religion teaching you to ignore your basic human desires. 2 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by lepasharon(f): 5:22pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
oshaosha2014: Interesting. So it's all about the afterlife that no one knows exists? |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by blessedchild234(m): 5:25pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
And from the days of John the Baptist until now the kingdom of heaven suffers violence,and the violent take it by force MATTHEW11:12 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by 1Dray(m): 5:25pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
lepasharon: Ma'am, I'm not sexually harassed in the dream, at least not any more. I can remember how life was difficult and miserable for me back then. Once you have a wet dream, the whole day will be filled with profitless labor, negative energies and illuck. "If the Son (Jesus Christ) shall make you free, ye shall be free indeed!" Stop deceiving those under the oppression of the wicked ones, except you're one of them. 4 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by GindoX(m): 5:26pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
lepasharon: No forget say witches wey dey here bad well well. Lols 2 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by DarkJeddi(m): 5:30pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
1Dray:Save your Prayers for other brainwashed Bigots.. I don't need it.. And progressive nations on earth don't need it to be where they are.. So keep on f00ling yourselves with the religious Mumbo Jumbo. 3 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by lepasharon(f): 5:36pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
1Dray: Didn't you say she appears to you every night? @ the bolded, that's because how you feel affects the way you behave. Your religious belief makes you feel shitty if you have sex in the dream. If you feel shitty, your productivity is likely to be affected. And sex in the dream causing bad-luck because a self-fulfilling prophecy. |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by 1Dray(m): 5:40pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
lepasharon: Get thou behind me. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by 1Dray(m): 5:43pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
DarkJeddi: Of course, you will keep lying to them that they don't need it, because the day the accept they need it, will be day your dark kingdom activities and your oppression on them will come to an end. 5 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Kiddllc: 5:45pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
DarkJeddi:Wet dreams may be a natural occurrence but the dark forces on the other realm can use it as a weapon to rob u... ask for God's wisdom and not the wisdom of the world make overtake no overtake u 3 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Nobody: 5:46pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
Shibaraba: "How can you say you love me and do not keep my commandments?" "Dont be deceived, God is not mocked." 3 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by lepasharon(f): 5:46pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
1Dray: Haha...is that all you have to say? Go and have a healthy relationship with sex. Theres nothing wrong with it. 1 Like |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Nobody: 5:48pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
Kiddllc: Thats why your pastors are busy banging little girls and their female members. Thou wicked hypocrites !! Forces of darkness indeed. 4 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Nobody: 5:50pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
Nooil:serve God your way and don't mention me ever again. |
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