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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by 1Dray(m): 5:55pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
lepasharon: I see... This is one of your antiques, to lure unknowing youths into fornication and other sexual immorality, so they can be still be wasted. God save anyone that will fall prey of your deceit. 5 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Nobody: 5:58pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
Shibaraba: I'll mention whoever I please, and if you don't like it, get out of nairaland 1 Like |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by budaatum: 5:59pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
grossintel:Poor dog. Lol |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Kiddllc: 6:00pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
frosbel2: Stop displaying ur foolishness guy. There are forces that exist outside the physical... I am not talking about false prophets and fake men who preach one thing and practice another. Its all in the word and if u have any form of wisdom u will be able to discern. If u truly believe life is all physical look for a white witch or visit any wiccan sites. Some of them are here on NL maybe u will believe them since u are hell bent on disproving Christianity or the word of God. I am not a fan of religion but i know God exists and He is real and His words are truth and life... You don't have to argue blindly if u feel otherwise but if its for u to know then one day u will look back at this ur foolish display of ignorance in shame otherwise i wish u well on ur journey through this life as u see it. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by lepasharon(f): 6:03pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
1Dray: As I said before I dont care what your religion has to say. There is nothing wrong with 2 adults having sex. Religion always tries to cheat human nature. That's why you wake up with your bed sheets soaked. You cant cheat nature. |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by 1Dray(m): 6:14pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
lepasharon: I know who you are. You have no power over me by the virtue of the blood of my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, that was shed to redeem me from sin, satan and his agents. Get thou behind me! by the power in the name and blood of Jesus Christ. 4 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by lepasharon(f): 6:14pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
Kiddllc: And what will a white witch show? |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by lepasharon(f): 6:15pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
1Dray: Bwahhhaa..are you having another schizophrenic episode? 3 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Kiddllc: 6:16pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
lepasharon:Go find out..u may likely believe whatever they have to show. I'm not a witch 3 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by lepasharon(f): 6:17pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
Kiddllc: What do they have to show |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Nobody: 6:19pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
Nooil:Behold a Christian. You claimed you're saved yet you still exhibit signs of madness 1 Like |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by DarkJeddi(m): 6:22pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
1Dray:Guy you are seriously delusional.. Mtchwww.. You no see your life,am now a devil because I don't believe in your Spiritual Mumbo Jumbo.. Na by force? With all the religion you and other Bigots carry for head like Gala, how has it helped Nigeria as country? Your type will not lift a finger to help someone in need,because he doesn't believe in your crap.. Mad people everywhere.. Mtchwww.. 3 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Nobody: 6:26pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
Shibaraba: Nope, every sensible person can see where the madness is coming from 5 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Yomiie: 6:41pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
K4daniel:. Hmm... Lord save me... 2 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Lawsimon(m): 6:58pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
xcabczyxabczzzz: What are you looking for here? Park your load and move to romance section, Biko. Your opinion is not needed. 3 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Lawsimon(m): 7:03pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
Shibaraba:If you love Jesus, you will keep His commandments. How would you say you love your father and you are disobeying him? No matter your degree of your love to Him with keeping His commandments, He doesn't know you. Stop deceiving yourself. There is nothing like holier than thou attitude when the word of God is involved. The word of God is the word of God. Repent today! 3 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Litmus: 7:14pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
Slawormir: You probably have if you've ever experienced Sleep Paralysis. 3 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by xcabczyxabczzzz: 9:11pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
Lawsimon:I am omnipresent. Are scared of me shattering your beliefs system? Just ask nicely, I might consider it. |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by EnterpriseMan(m): 9:11pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
Elove1:Really?? You actually believe what you just wrote
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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by EnterpriseMan(m): 9:28pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
Danzakidakura: What is happening to Nigerians What is religion?? if Christianity isn't a religion, then black isn't black.. 2 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by EnterpriseMan(m): 9:52pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
lepasharon:Lol.. dont you know Adam cheated on eve with Auntie Caro the black ape?? |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Nobody: 10:17pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
Kiddllc: What exactly are you talking about ?? |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by TheAk(m): 10:39pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days Honestly the title was what got me,like wt actual f?
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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Nobody: 10:57pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
You are mixing Hormones up with Spiritual!!! Those(Adults) that have regular sexual Intercourse don't have wet dreams.. How about that?! 1 Like |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Nobody: 10:57pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
K4daniel:You guys will not kill me with laughter. 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Nobody: 11:06pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
Mizwisdom:That is why they are called theories not laws they can be disputed or changed at any time. Big Bang Theory simply means expansion of space and not every scientist or budding scientist think it's true. Theists ehn very funny set of people. 2 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Nobody: 11:10pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
Yomiie:It's called sleep paralysis, no demon is chasing you, it's completely normal and every human being on earth will experience it at some point. https://www.google.com/search?q=sleep+paralysis&oq=spleep&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0l3.5139j0j9&client=ms-android-samsung&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8 1 Like |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by redsun(m): 11:30pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
Melancholy. It is the perpetual darkness, mosquitos, heat and the thought of waking up to the hopelessness and the chaos if everyday Nigeria that is causing you the nightmare. 2 Likes |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Nobody: 12:58am On Mar 16, 2020 |
EternalBeing: False Stories. I have had same experience for weeks and I later discovered it was all in my psyche n it stopped immediately. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by Nobody: 1:00am On Mar 16, 2020 |
Slawormir: The pressing down thing on the bed is quite real, but not spiritual. Its sleep paralysis and nothing more 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by oshaosha2014(m): 1:26am On Mar 16, 2020 |
As you may already know, there’s constant war between good and evil and that war takes place in our minds. If you are seeking God constantly and even though in an imperfect way, there’s always that force of evil wanting to pull you back from that endeavour. And the end goal is to try and stop you from making heaven, nothing else. Therefore, when you abide in God’s word and follow his commandments, trials and tribulations will come and you will overcome them, not easily though. You will be untouchable but they will never stop coming. And you need those challenges in order to grow in Christ. God allowed it for your upliftment in spirit. Your second question: why do you need to struggle for the food feeling cool already inside your fridge. It is there waiting for you for ever. In some cases where nepa takes like you go out to get Petrol to power the gen and keep the fridge cool for the food you have kept in it. Same thing happens to those who don’t believe there’s God. They are not to be tormented. In fact people like that have most things working for them in life. They don’t have to struggle. The devil makes everything so good for them that they don’t believe there’s a devil, or a Christ for that matter. — eternally and spiritually blind. If I already have you in my cage why should I stress your life, in the process, you’ll start having second thoughts looking for solutions. I have to not even interfere in your life so that you won’t even have any feeling you are caged, blinded. lepasharon: 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by ExoticPlanner(f): 5:00am On Mar 16, 2020 |
grossintel:Yes, some of the testimonies sound funny. But only a self-deceiving Christian would take any form of sex outside marriage as normal. Many youths' real destinies have been substituted with fake through these demonic sexual encounters. 3 Likes |
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