Vision2045:
The level of surge around the airport nowadays is hight corochious.....

Observing from afar myself...

Rider : pickpoint airport...
Me: am having issues with my car kindly cancel and reorder.

Japapaaaa

As govt no wan get sense close intl airport ..make I use my own

Selfish interest at the expense of the masses. If this Covid-19 starts spreading in Nigeria only God knows as una go take survive for this country.

pope191:


Aal izz well boss, I'll still advice u to take ur chances, but b very mindful and take necessary precautions.

Eight confirmed cases and counting. Even going out to buy food dey fear me. This is Nigeria, it pours when it rains here. Spain has one of the best health care systems in the world, they are unable to cope with the outbreak. Same as Italy. Developed countries like America, UK are there too and they have simply ran out of ideas on what to do as it spreads and kill more people. It's not verified though, but this Coronavirus may be airborne. Heard an American Doctor looking dazed this morning and was alluding to the fact that it could be airborne.

You wan make I take chance carry bitc**ches wey just fucck oyibo finish for UK and America for Naija? Lol. Bros, I love my life oo.

tunlapapa:


This work has made me to know how stupid most Nigerians are, maybe I could have been like them if I were more a rider than being a driver.

Way too many stupid people out there. Ninety nine in a hundred riders come really stupid and annoying. It's the country we live in. It's always different when you encounter foreigners. But Nigerians, their stupidity no get mate. My opinion and I stand by it.

my people, I have a Toyota Corolla 04 model, can it be accepted for uber/taxify.

mikylon:
my people, I have a Toyota Corolla 04 model, can it be accepted for uber/taxify.

That's the official car.

Felicity0001:

cut that part of the body that would prevent you from making heaven.

1star is equivalent to an "F". It can ruin ur GPA.

Its better you cash out 300naira with ur rating intact than a 5k trip with 1star rating, in two months uber will throw ur ass out of their system due to low rating.

Yea, that was a good move you made. Once there's an argument before a pickup or before starting a trip, no matter how small. DO NOT PROCEED WITH THAT TRIP. Cancel and move on. I learnt that long ago. If you proceed with the trip, no matter how lucrative, it's trouble and 1star that you are looking for. That's why my last five hundred ratings has been fantastic. I detect and weed out those evil riders before getting them on board.

shollywendy1:

A rider sent this to me now but not sure of the authencity.
FYI, COVID Update: Nigeria's Visa on Arrival program has been suspended and fed govt has banned travel from US, UK, China, Japan, Iran, Switzerland , Norway Netherland France, South Korea, Italy Germany and Spain starting March 21st for 4 weeks.

Something they should have done before the very first case was recorded. Very slow to do the right thing but swift to act when their pocket will benefit

Babadee1900:
"You don't tell a man how to drive his car. How many times have you gone to the cockpit and start shouting at the pilot because of ANY issue at all? This driver can decide to stop us anywhere and end the trip, turn and go home, what will you do then?

Damn I love this.
Imagine you as an Uber driver with lekki girls 20000ft in the middle of Bermuda triangle.
Rider - Oga drive this plane fast na, den dey wait for us for club
Me - Oya make ena come down from my plane I no dey go again

Sammylee22:
Good morning to the house.
Please if you pick a rider to a destination and getting to the destination and the rider wants you to take him back to the pick up location, Will it be calculated automatically by Uber/bolt after the whole trip?

Yes but the norm is for the rider to update his/her destination or stop overs along the way.

But there's something I would like to share for the benefit of all but depends because...

If you receive a request with surge say, ikeja and rider is going to mafoluku and getting to destination rider wants you to wait and bring h/h back to ikeja or somewhere else don't allow that rider to update h/h destination because if they do at that present location the whole trip will be update without surge in that location and you end up with the normal fare amount which will be a lost to driver and a gain to rider.

Drivers take note of this, ive experienced this 2good time within this month. The first after trip ended I complained to uber on a price review but the correspondent confirm to me trip has no surge as at the time rider requested the ride. I was like....!!!

Note on uber ooh not bolt.

You guys can share your experience on this.

Felicity0001:

Thank you jor... I just dey vex today i really don't know why.

It's frustrating when you trying hard to get something fix and it's getting even worst.

Thanks to everyone, my car is ok now. Changed the camshaft sensor and car is fine now.

Some days are like that bro. Just move on.

Vision2045:
The level of surge around the airport nowadays is hight corochious.....

Observing from afar myself...

Rider : pickpoint airport...
Me: am having issues with my car kindly cancel and reorder.

Japapaaaa

As govt no wan get sense close intl airport ..make I use my own

Hahahaha safety first. I hope the govt is well equipped to tackle this.

Btw, you no suppose dey PH? Abi you don come back? Intimate us how e go abeg!

Ghost1994:
My experience just now.
I carried this young lady along admiralty road she’s heading to Chevy view.
On our way, I overhead her heat arguments that the boy didn’t pay blablabla.
Ok! I reached the final destination a house beside zazari hotel naso I hear oga park here what’s your account.
Me: okay I’m using Stanbic IBTC but please I have to see the receipt and debit alert before leaving here is that okay?
Lady: ok I’m here no problem
Lady: oga have tried it the thing no go be like say network no good.
Me: but you didn’t asked for my account details?
Lady: don’t worry have got to go inside I’ll come back with money
Me: I remembered a Uber driver they duped with same trick on same spot I had to gave the guy 2k out of 7200 they chopped him. Naso I told her politely ‘baby girl please you can’t go inside or otherwise drop your phone to your security since you said it’s your house then I’ll wait for you’
Lady: what’s this rubbish why will I dropped my phone will I run will i this will I that.
Me: don’t let me take it up with you. With the statements you’re altering. Please drop your phone to him... before I know it with her voice many people don gather.
Oga kilo happen wetting happen you park for road at least clear. Naso I told them what happened. People begin talk their stories and all the securities started saying their part how those girls used to dupe drivers and drivers will hold security responsible.
To cut the long story short, las las the lady no get shishi. See shame na zazari hotel manager bail her out. I wish everybody safe in good health. May god continue to be with us and protect us all.

Sometimes I dey pity all dis oloshos sef.
Mine happened on Monday. I set destination to my auz and got a trip on 1.8 surge or dere abt. Short trip tho (Pelican - Ikota Villa Homes).....
Got a request straight to inside my estate 2 secs I don accept. Babe enter with strong face. Fine girl oh! Even with d face she still fyn wanted to talk to her buh I just lock up jare....
The amount of girls doin this ashawo work dis days is alarming I tell you bro, I think she was crying during the trip buh I cared less like Angryigboman my mentor. Her colleagues suffer me last week Friday no b small....
We got "home" babe started speaking in tongues like my pastor.. that this is her house she's not running away she'll pay me I can come anytime, or if I want to 'DO'. I ask m "Do" what ma (i mumu sometimes sha). Stop doin like a kid na or are you a new driver ....
Yes im a new driver and i don fvck before I comot for house. Kindly pay me so i can move.. Naso Begging continue....
I look trip price, 1600 I look my house for front, drove her 3 blocks foward say see my house here, if you no come pay me we go get issues inside this estate.....
I saw her yesterday evening gisting with her friends outside, as I dey type now sef seems I'll take the oven offer when I reach house this night
Corona Virus is increasing o! Please let's use sanitizers regularly. God bless our hustle IJN

chucsmoore:


Selfish interest at the expense of the masses. If this Covid-19 starts spreading in Nigeria only God knows as una go take survive for this country.

No be all of us gather dey for this our obodo naija?

Lol...Choi Vehicle Inspection Officer.

Then the third red flag wey make me cancel the request and move on be say ... Instead of the man to enter car, he first of all begin dey go round my car dey check my tires. Ah! Ah!!


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confusedworld17:
Save your self that energy and quit trying to please shitty riders, because YOU CAN NEVER NEVER PLEASE THEM, NEVER!
See ehn... lie down on the floor and have them use you as their foot mat or stool, shitty riders will still complain that you did not lie down well.

As long as I do my bit, I don't go out of my way to please any shitty rider. Because at the end of the day, whether you like it or not, you go still "CHOP" that one star.
So why not save your self that stress, cancel the request and move on once you see those red flags from the beginning.

Me, I don't even argue or exchange words with them any more. Once I see those signs, no matter how juicy (LONG TRIPS) the trip might look, I will just respect my self and jejely cancel the trip and wait for another request.

Now, before you start preaching to me that your nauseating sermon of "DESTINY HELPERS". Let me first of all tell you that Destiny helpers are not Shitty, Rude, Condescending and all those bullshit.

Na so I wan go pick up one man one early mor mor. The man with commanding tone say make I drive enter his compound, number one red flag. I politely told him that I don't drive into people's compound. He grudgingly walked out from his compound and dash me one kind condescending look. That's number two red flag.

Then the third red flag wey make me cancel the request and move on be say ... Instead of the man to enter car, he first of all begin dey go round my car dey check my tires. Ah! Ah!!
Now imagine if I had gone on that trip with that man, there's 99% chance that I would regret that trip.

So many other bad encounters but let me stop here for now.

One Goldberg for you dia plus one week free meal tick at radautoworks.

@radauto the bill is on me note his moniker

Babadee1900:
I don’t answer them. Since you are not the one driving you can’t tell me on which lane to drive on.

One man last year, I picked him from Admiralty heading towards Cooperative villa Badore, the moment I joined Lekki-Epe exp from freedom way, Baba started saying join this lane join that lane. Stay on the left, why are you in the middle. You are too slow.

I got tired of his talk. Before I gave him a piece of my mind I turned off the radio first so that he can me hear me very well because I don they vex already.

I said, Sir I am the one driving, I am in control here, I know when to switch lanes and when to drive fast. You are sitting at the back so you don’t have access to the information I currently have driving this car. There are three different mirrors that’s guiding my decision on when to go left or right.

The man said but ‘but I drive too’.

Told him yes I know you do sir, more reason why you should understand that there’s little you can do when you are not the one driving.

Baba just kept quiet.

....and it was on a Sunday morning, road was free, I just balance well for my seat come begin they drive am like I they race track. I they look am from the rear mirror, he just low key they read newspaper.

When we got to Cooperative villa, he said don’t end the trip, give me 5 minutes I’ll be out so we can proceed to Ikoyi church of assumption.

He came out in time. When he entered he said pls can you go faster this time around I’m running late for service.

Me that I’ve been looking for opportunity to fire my car as I don they get bored of this slow driving. I use the man refresh my skills

Oooh... So na u b dat guy wey drive pass me like F1 driver that day abi I don catch u today.

Come here 1 slap for u.

abeg share contact, make we sef chop

Ogataxi:

Sometimes I dey pity all dis oloshos sef.
Mine happened on Monday. I set destination to my auz and got a trip on 1.8 surge or dere abt. Short trip tho (Pelican - Ikota Villa Homes).....
Got a request straight to inside my estate 2 secs I don accept. Babe enter with strong face. Fine girl oh! Even with d face she still fyn wanted to talk to her buh I just lock up jare....
The amount of girls doin this ashawo work dis days is alarming I tell you bro, I think she was crying during the trip buh I cared less like Angryigboman my mentor. Her colleagues suffer me last week Friday no b small....
We got "home" babe started speaking in tongues like my pastor.. that this is her house she's not running away she'll pay me I can come anytime, or if I want to 'DO'. I ask m "Do" what ma (i mumu sometimes sha). Stop doin like a kid na or are you a new driver ....
Yes im a new driver and i don fvck before I comot for house. Kindly pay me so i can move.. Naso Begging continue....
I look trip price, 1600 I look my house for front, drove her 3 blocks foward say see my house here, if you no come pay me we go get issues inside this estate.....
I saw her yesterday evening gisting with her friends outside, as I dey type now sef seems I'll take the oven offer when I reach house this night
Corona Virus is increasing o! Please let's use sanitizers regularly. God bless our hustle IJN

PuZZyNegro:


I have been sleeping alone before I married her so sleeping alone sometimes is no biggie.

Any cute looking slim dark/fair soft daddy's girl Igbo single medical doctor you know, please quote me with her contact

Young man don't turn this place to a hookup thread ok... Go to romance section what you looking for is right there and not here.

Kindly behave yourself.

Ogataxi:

Sometimes I dey pity all dis oloshos sef.
Mine happened on Monday. I set destination to my auz and got a trip on 1.8 surge or dere abt. Short trip tho (Pelican - Ikota Villa Homes).....
Got a request straight to inside my estate 2 secs I don accept. Babe enter with strong face. Fine girl oh! Even with d face she still fyn wanted to talk to her buh I just lock up jare....
The amount of girls doin this ashawo work dis days is alarming I tell you bro, I think she was crying during the trip buh I cared less like Angryigboman my mentor. Her colleagues suffer me last week Friday no b small....
We got "home" babe started speaking in tongues like my pastor.. that this is her house she's not running away she'll pay me I can come anytime, or if I want to 'DO'. I ask m "Do" what ma (i mumu sometimes sha). Stop doin like a kid na or are you a new driver ....
Yes im a new driver and i don fvck before I comot for house. Kindly pay me so i can move.. Naso Begging continue....
I look trip price, 1600 I look my house for front, drove her 3 blocks foward say see my house here, if you no come pay me we go get issues inside this estate.....
I saw her yesterday evening gisting with her friends outside, as I dey type now sef seems I'll take the oven offer when I reach house this night
Corona Virus is increasing o! Please let's use sanitizers regularly. God bless our hustle IJN

Bro na 3 mentor you get for here. Sha easily Tojarr the oven. And this Mrjaydee song comes to my mind, soundtrack.

Wait first, this one she said stop doing like a kid, are you a new driver? Might be a format she uses for all the drivers o, faking mood swings and that their mumu cry for pity. Use your head bro

mikylon:
my people, I have a Toyota Corolla 04 model, can it be accepted for uber/taxify.

NO!

Ocar only accept it

hefelove:

Bro na 3 mentor you get for here. Sha easily Tojarr the oven. And this Mrjaydee song comes to my mind, soundtrack.

Wait first, this one she said stop doing like a kid, are you a new driver? Might be a format she uses for all the drivers o, faking mood swings and that their mumu cry for pity. Use your head bro

always sanitized properly before lightning any oven this period.

Ghost1994:
My experience just now.
I carried this young lady along admiralty road she’s heading to Chevy view.
On our way, I overhead her heat arguments that the boy didn’t pay blablabla.
Ok! I reached the final destination a house beside zazari hotel naso I hear oga park here what’s your account.
Me: okay I’m using Stanbic IBTC but please I have to see the receipt and debit alert before leaving here is that okay?
Lady: ok I’m here no problem
Lady: oga have tried it the thing no go be like say network no good.
Me: but you didn’t asked for my account details?
Lady: don’t worry have got to go inside I’ll come back with money
Me: I remembered a Uber driver they duped with same trick on same spot I had to gave the guy 2k out of 7200 they chopped him. Naso I told her politely ‘baby girl please you can’t go inside or otherwise drop your phone to your security since you said it’s your house then I’ll wait for you’
Lady: what’s this rubbish why will I dropped my phone will I run will i this will I that.
Me: don’t let me take it up with you. With the statements you’re altering. Please drop your phone to him... before I know it with her voice many people don gather.
Oga kilo happen wetting happen you park for road at least clear. Naso I told them what happened. People begin talk their stories and all the securities started saying their part how those girls used to dupe drivers and drivers will hold security responsible.
To cut the long story short, las las the lady no get shishi. See shame na zazari hotel manager bail her out. I wish everybody safe in good health. May god continue to be with us and protect us all.

the girl entered your vehicle with NO intention of paying you. that is what boggles my mind. is there NO way of flagging people like this to Uber - at least now i understand that the FG is supposed to have blocked any dodgy or incompletely registered phone numbers.

na real wa for this generation. scamming is in the blood

Felicity0001:

Yes but the norm is for the rider to update his/her destination or stop overs along the way.

But there's something I would like to share for the benefit of all but depends because...

If you receive a request with surge say, ikeja and rider is going to mafoluku and getting to destination rider wants you to wait and bring h/h back to ikeja or somewhere else don't allow that rider to update h/h destination because if they do at that present location the whole trip will be update without surge in that location and you end up with the normal fare amount which will be a lost to driver and a gain to rider.

Drivers take note of this, ive experienced this 2good time within this month. The first after trip ended I complained to uber on a price review but the correspondent confirm to me trip has no surge as at the time rider requested the ride. I was like....!!!

Note on uber ooh not bolt.

You guys can share your experience on this.

You are not far from the truth, once a rider update a trip on Uber it's automatically starting afresh and if there's such at the moment it will reflect at the end of the trip
It will even add base fare too

Felicity0001:

First one was tok
2nd was taken from another car of same brand,
You know I needed an urgent and lasting solution reason Ayodele the Bishop suggested a change from another car.

So will buy a new one and fix to see how things go.

At least I was able to go back to work yesterday since last week Thursday trying to fix this same issue.

Ah, okay. Glad you're okay now. Assumed it was new.

Ogataxi:

Sometimes I dey pity all dis oloshos sef.
Mine happened on Monday. I set destination to my auz and got a trip on 1.8 surge or dere abt. Short trip tho (Pelican - Ikota Villa Homes).....
Got a request straight to inside my estate 2 secs I don accept. Babe enter with strong face. Fine girl oh! Even with d face she still fyn wanted to talk to her buh I just lock up jare....
The amount of girls doin this ashawo work dis days is alarming I tell you bro, I think she was crying during the trip buh I cared less like Angryigboman my mentor. Her colleagues suffer me last week Friday no b small....
We got "home" babe started speaking in tongues like my pastor.. that this is her house she's not running away she'll pay me I can come anytime, or if I want to 'DO'. I ask m "Do" what ma (i mumu sometimes sha). Stop doin like a kid na or are you a new driver ....
Yes im a new driver and i don fvck before I comot for house. Kindly pay me so i can move.. Naso Begging continue....
I look trip price, 1600 I look my house for front, drove her 3 blocks foward say see my house here, if you no come pay me we go get issues inside this estate.....
I saw her yesterday evening gisting with her friends outside, as I dey type now sef seems I'll take the oven offer when I reach house this night
Corona Virus is increasing o! Please let's use sanitizers regularly. God bless our hustle IJN

If you light that oven once, be prepared for a long term friendship with benefits. You will light oven till oven switch condemn

izzou:



Okay sir.

But if you don't mind, kindly share with the house what you do for a living

You must be very rich, for you to look down on people who earn at least 80k monthly, some owning their own cars and leasing to others

Please

... Izzou na

Ogataxi:

Sometimes I dey pity all dis oloshos sef.
Mine happened on Monday. I set destination to my auz and got a trip on 1.8 surge or dere abt. Short trip tho (Pelican - Ikota Villa Homes).....
Got a request straight to inside my estate 2 secs I don accept. Babe enter with strong face. Fine girl oh! Even with d face she still fyn wanted to talk to her buh I just lock up jare....
The amount of girls doin this ashawo work dis days is alarming I tell you bro, I think she was crying during the trip buh I cared less like Angryigboman my mentor. Her colleagues suffer me last week Friday no b small....
We got "home" babe started speaking in tongues like my pastor.. that this is her house she's not running away she'll pay me I can come anytime, or if I want to 'DO'. I ask m "Do" what ma (i mumu sometimes sha). Stop doin like a kid na or are you a new driver ....
Yes im a new driver and i don fvck before I comot for house. Kindly pay me so i can move.. Naso Begging continue....
I look trip price, 1600 I look my house for front, drove her 3 blocks foward say see my house here, if you no come pay me we go get issues inside this estate.....
I saw her yesterday evening gisting with her friends outside, as I dey type now sef seems I'll take the oven offer when I reach house this night
Corona Virus is increasing o! Please let's use sanitizers regularly. God bless our hustle IJN

Shuu!!! No b u wey dey ask how to register on uber d other day? Na him don get oven lightning just now now so Even me driving for almost a yr never get smile back self... Nawaoooo... abi na my mumu pass ur own Lolzzzzz

Felicity0001:

Shuu!!! No b u wey dey ask how to register on uber d other day? Na him don get oven lightning just now now so Even me driving for almost a yr never get smile back self... Nawaoooo... abi na my mumu pass ur own Lolzzzzz

U don forget say ur wife and beautiful daughter dey this thread

mrjaydee:


always sanitized properly before lightning any oven this period.

I'm into oven sanitization. I sanitize and test to know if desired result is achieved. All at chikini money

ornicus:


the girl entered your vehicle with NO intention of paying you. that is what boggles my mind. is there NO way of flagging people like this to Uber - at least now i understand that the FG is supposed to have blocked any dodgy or incompletely registered phone numbers.

na real wa for this generation. scamming is in the blood

If nobody greet you me I greet u Ornicus baba o greatest CEO

mrjaydee:


always sanitized properly before lightning any oven this period.

The boss have spoken

hefelove:

If nobody greet you me I greet u Ornicus baba o greatest CEO

eku corona. eku recession

we go dey alright 2020