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ijustdey:
President bans sex for the next 6months to prevent coronavirus spread



https://nairobi-times.com/breaking-president-uhuru-bans-sex-for-the-next-6-months-to-prevent-coronavirus-spread/

how is that even possible maybe he will pit standing soilder in people' room to monitor if they are not up to smtn goat man.. Impossible on one condition if he does not phuc

Orisirisi..are they putting camera in everyone's home?

Harbeeorlar:
This is the most useless ban i have ever seen. Will they monitor couples up and down or what? Even when they have two beds, are they sleeping with them abi what kind if rubbish do I just rubbish?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QeDhuUEDo4?tonke00drp2

How does he intend to enforce this law?

What measures does he think he can take to stop people from having sex?

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Mr. President, they go vote you out of office o...
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Stupidity of the highest order. How does he plan to achieve full compliance?

The story is absolutely untrue please. I heard it last week and asked a Kenyan friend if it was true that Uhuru made such a statement and he said it was a blatant lie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QeDhuUEDo4?tq7q5korjiv

Is this for real?
If true, just goes to show how intelligent African leaders are.

ijustdey:
President bans sex for the next 6months to prevent coronavirus spread



https://nairobi-times.com/breaking-president-uhuru-bans-sex-for-the-next-6-months-to-prevent-coronavirus-spread/

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QeDhuUEDo4?t51ci2mnwf7

ijustdey:
President bans sex for the next 6months to prevent coronavirus spread



https://nairobi-times.com/breaking-president-uhuru-bans-sex-for-the-next-6-months-to-prevent-coronavirus-spread/

He's banning sex in the wrong country. Kenyans are sex pests. Kenya six month, impossible. Not even six hours will work

Women go soon rape you and your body guard

ijustdey:
President bans sex for the next 6months to prevent coronavirus spread



https://nairobi-times.com/breaking-president-uhuru-bans-sex-for-the-next-6-months-to-prevent-coronavirus-spread/

He's banning sex in the wrong country. Kenyans are sex pests. Kenya six month, impossible. Not even six hours will work.

Harbeeorlar:
This is the most useless ban i have ever seen. Will they monitor couples up and down or what? Even when they have two beds, are they sleeping with them abi what kind if rubbish do I just rubbish?

Are Nigerians generally this dumb? You believe everything you read on the internet? Naiaraland has become a trash bin where anything concerning Snakes and Sex will always see the front page

Zodiac61:
Is this for real?
If true, just goes to show how intelligent African leaders are.

To the contrary, it just shows how dumb the masses are that they can believe anything they r told

MansoryMX:
This is the most hilarious thing I have ever heard of in my life.

Because it is fake news

baysol:
He's banning sex in the wrong country. Kenyans are sex pests. Kenya six month, impossible. Not even six hours will work

And Nigerians are not?

oneTIMEman:
Women go soon rape you and your body guard

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Geofavor:
Fvcking amateur. How much do you get from gullible victims here? Your mates dey run foreign, you dey run local. Na fuu you be.. Be a real nigaar...

Went through your posts and saw f0olish guys complimenting you.

By the way, A quick google reverse search reveals the true identity of the model in your dp.

Cc Seun, lalasticlala, mynd44, puskin, please, people are already messaging this person. Ban asap. You would be saving some m0rons of their hard earned money.

wow. i dont even reply people cux i hardly use that email. If i replied anyone, let that person quote me. I wasnt gonna reply you but then...you've made some serious accusations. As for the link i recently placed it there cux i work part time as a programmer there. Mind you, m studying too.
And mr....reporter why should any lady user her real profile picture on a platform like this filled to the brim with annoying guys like you? About the profile picture, you can check again!

As if he can stay 1 week without sex. Idiot will be busy knacking women

How the fúck do you police sex?

Who are the sex inspectors, and the yansh regulatory authorities, that will help to enforce this new ban on sex in Kenya ?

angelEmade:
LIKE THE POSTER ABOVE ME LOL
MAN CANNOT CUM IN PEACE AGAIN??
WELL..SOME OF US NEVER DO DICK...WE ARE COOL
DEM SLAY QUEENS GO SUFFER TAYA

U never do what?

Sorry, na true, I forget.

angelEmade:
LIKE THE POSTER ABOVE ME LOL
MAN CANNOT CUM IN PEACE AGAIN??
WELL..SOME OF US NEVER DO DICK...WE ARE COOL
DEM SLAY QUEENS GO SUFFER TAYA

.My dear,the never-do-dicks babes too have to be careful cause even cocumbas and intimacy gadgets are possible transmitters of convid19 inanu?

If this news is real, the president is dumb.

look at his face, you can tell he is joking.

baning of sex is like baning sleep. it's very imposicant ....

angelEmade:
LIKE THE POSTER ABOVE ME LOL
MAN CANNOT CUM IN PEACE AGAIN??
WELL..SOME OF US NEVER DO DICK...WE ARE COOL
DEM SLAY QUEENS GO SUFFER TAYA

no go suck wetin person dn infect,c ur life

angelEmade:
LIKE THE POSTER ABOVE ME LOL
MAN CANNOT CUM IN PEACE AGAIN??
WELL..SOME OF US NEVER DO DICK...WE ARE COOL
DEM SLAY QUEENS GO SUFFER TAYA

seriously i wonder why people are quoting me. it's just an harmless opinion. aiish this is why i stopped dropping comments a while ago

Hmm ....
Sex nd virus, hw do they relate


Mr. President, it seems dat u've been misled

angelEmade:
wow. i dont even reply people cux i hardly use that email. If i replied anyone, let that person quote me. I wasnt gonna reply you but then...you've made some serious accusations. As for the link i recently placed it there cux i work part time as a programmer there. Mind you, m studying too.
And mr....reporter why should any lady user her real profile picture on a platform like this filled to the brim with annoying guys like you? About the profile picture, you can check again!

You accepted the compliments guys gave you and claimed filters enhanced the looks too. Now that I've exposed you, you're saying no real lady uses her real picture here.

God will punish you if you scam anyone here. Just have that in mind. Nuff said.