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Re: Kenyan President Uhuru Bans Sex For 6 Months To Prevent Coronavirus Spread by sprints1: 12:09am On Mar 26
ijustdey:
President bans sex for the next 6months to prevent coronavirus spread



https://nairobi-times.com/breaking-president-uhuru-bans-sex-for-the-next-6-months-to-prevent-coronavirus-spread/

how is that even possible maybe he will pit standing soilder in people' room to monitor if they are not up to smtn goat man.. Impossible on one condition if he does not phuc
Re: Kenyan President Uhuru Bans Sex For 6 Months To Prevent Coronavirus Spread by bolousadex: 12:16am On Mar 26
Orisirisi..are they putting camera in everyone's home?
Re: Kenyan President Uhuru Bans Sex For 6 Months To Prevent Coronavirus Spread by Pacesetter123(m): 12:17am On Mar 26
Harbeeorlar:
This is the most useless ban i have ever seen. Will they monitor couples up and down or what? Even when they have two beds, are they sleeping with them abi what kind if rubbish do I just rubbish?
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Re: Kenyan President Uhuru Bans Sex For 6 Months To Prevent Coronavirus Spread by binta325: 12:26am On Mar 26
Re: Kenyan President Uhuru Bans Sex For 6 Months To Prevent Coronavirus Spread by Walkingkilo(m): 1:09am On Mar 26
How does he intend to enforce this law?

What measures does he think he can take to stop people from having sex?
Re: Kenyan President Uhuru Bans Sex For 6 Months To Prevent Coronavirus Spread by 9jaRealist: 1:34am On Mar 26
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Mr. President, they go vote you out of office o...
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Re: Kenyan President Uhuru Bans Sex For 6 Months To Prevent Coronavirus Spread by Olufemiolaolu(m): 1:36am On Mar 26
Stupidity of the highest order. How does he plan to achieve full compliance?
Re: Kenyan President Uhuru Bans Sex For 6 Months To Prevent Coronavirus Spread by TonyAntony: 1:53am On Mar 26
The story is absolutely untrue please. I heard it last week and asked a Kenyan friend if it was true that Uhuru made such a statement and he said it was a blatant lie
Re: Kenyan President Uhuru Bans Sex For 6 Months To Prevent Coronavirus Spread by binta625: 2:00am On Mar 26
Re: Kenyan President Uhuru Bans Sex For 6 Months To Prevent Coronavirus Spread by Zodiac61(m): 2:29am On Mar 26
Is this for real?
If true, just goes to show how intelligent African leaders are.
Re: Kenyan President Uhuru Bans Sex For 6 Months To Prevent Coronavirus Spread by yom2(m): 2:46am On Mar 26
Re: Kenyan President Uhuru Bans Sex For 6 Months To Prevent Coronavirus Spread by binta383: 3:07am On Mar 26
Re: Kenyan President Uhuru Bans Sex For 6 Months To Prevent Coronavirus Spread by baysol: 4:10am On Mar 26
ijustdey:
President bans sex for the next 6months to prevent coronavirus spread



https://nairobi-times.com/breaking-president-uhuru-bans-sex-for-the-next-6-months-to-prevent-coronavirus-spread/

He's banning sex in the wrong country. Kenyans are sex pests. Kenya six month, impossible. Not even six hours will work
Re: Kenyan President Uhuru Bans Sex For 6 Months To Prevent Coronavirus Spread by oneTIMEman(m): 4:11am On Mar 26
Women go soon rape you and your body guard
Re: Kenyan President Uhuru Bans Sex For 6 Months To Prevent Coronavirus Spread by baysol: 4:11am On Mar 26
ijustdey:
President bans sex for the next 6months to prevent coronavirus spread



https://nairobi-times.com/breaking-president-uhuru-bans-sex-for-the-next-6-months-to-prevent-coronavirus-spread/

He's banning sex in the wrong country. Kenyans are sex pests. Kenya six month, impossible. Not even six hours will work.
Re: Kenyan President Uhuru Bans Sex For 6 Months To Prevent Coronavirus Spread by SmallSimba: 5:12am On Mar 26
Harbeeorlar:
This is the most useless ban i have ever seen. Will they monitor couples up and down or what? Even when they have two beds, are they sleeping with them abi what kind if rubbish do I just rubbish?

Are Nigerians generally this dumb? You believe everything you read on the internet? Naiaraland has become a trash bin where anything concerning Snakes and Sex will always see the front page

Zodiac61:
Is this for real?
If true, just goes to show how intelligent African leaders are.

To the contrary, it just shows how dumb the masses are that they can believe anything they r told

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Re: Kenyan President Uhuru Bans Sex For 6 Months To Prevent Coronavirus Spread by anonimi: 5:49am On Mar 26
MansoryMX:
This is the most hilarious thing I have ever heard of in my life. cheesy

Because it is fake news

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Re: Kenyan President Uhuru Bans Sex For 6 Months To Prevent Coronavirus Spread by anonimi: 5:51am On Mar 26
baysol:
He's banning sex in the wrong country. Kenyans are sex pests. Kenya six month, impossible. Not even six hours will work

And Nigerians are not?


oneTIMEman:
Women go soon rape you and your body guard



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Re: Kenyan President Uhuru Bans Sex For 6 Months To Prevent Coronavirus Spread by angelEmade(f): 6:22am On Mar 26
Geofavor:

Fvcking amateur. How much do you get from gullible victims here? Your mates dey run foreign, you dey run local. Na fuu you be.. Be a real nigaar...

Went through your posts and saw f0olish guys complimenting you.

By the way, A quick google reverse search reveals the true identity of the model in your dp.

Cc Seun, lalasticlala, mynd44, puskin, please, people are already messaging this person. Ban asap. You would be saving some m0rons of their hard earned money.
wow. i dont even reply people cux i hardly use that email. If i replied anyone, let that person quote me. I wasnt gonna reply you but then...you've made some serious accusations. As for the link i recently placed it there cux i work part time as a programmer there. Mind you, m studying too.
And mr....reporter why should any lady user her real profile picture on a platform like this filled to the brim with annoying guys like you? About the profile picture, you can check again!
Re: Kenyan President Uhuru Bans Sex For 6 Months To Prevent Coronavirus Spread by BluntBlunt: 6:24am On Mar 26
As if he can stay 1 week without sex. Idiot will be busy knacking women
Re: Kenyan President Uhuru Bans Sex For 6 Months To Prevent Coronavirus Spread by BruncleZuma: 6:42am On Mar 26
How the fúck do you police sex?
Re: Kenyan President Uhuru Bans Sex For 6 Months To Prevent Coronavirus Spread by Jakumo(m): 6:50am On Mar 26
Who are the sex inspectors, and the yansh regulatory authorities, that will help to enforce this new ban on sex in Kenya ?
Re: Kenyan President Uhuru Bans Sex For 6 Months To Prevent Coronavirus Spread by CoolAmbience(m): 6:52am On Mar 26
angelEmade:
LIKE THE POSTER ABOVE ME LOL
MAN CANNOT CUM IN PEACE AGAIN??
WELL..SOME OF US NEVER DO DICK...WE ARE COOL
DEM SLAY QUEENS GO SUFFER TAYA



U never do what?

Sorry, na true, I forget.
Re: Kenyan President Uhuru Bans Sex For 6 Months To Prevent Coronavirus Spread by Peterosky(m): 7:18am On Mar 26
angelEmade:
LIKE THE POSTER ABOVE ME LOL
MAN CANNOT CUM IN PEACE AGAIN??
WELL..SOME OF US NEVER DO DICK...WE ARE COOL
DEM SLAY QUEENS GO SUFFER TAYA
.My dear,the never-do-dicks babes too have to be careful cause even cocumbas and intimacy gadgets are possible transmitters of convid19 inanu?
Re: Kenyan President Uhuru Bans Sex For 6 Months To Prevent Coronavirus Spread by MASTERMIND04(m): 7:25am On Mar 26
If this news is real, the president is dumb.
Re: Kenyan President Uhuru Bans Sex For 6 Months To Prevent Coronavirus Spread by quentin06: 7:35am On Mar 26
look at his face, you can tell he is joking.
Re: Kenyan President Uhuru Bans Sex For 6 Months To Prevent Coronavirus Spread by NwaIgboBoy(m): 7:35am On Mar 26
baning of sex is like baning sleep. it's very imposicant ....
Re: Kenyan President Uhuru Bans Sex For 6 Months To Prevent Coronavirus Spread by thundafire: 8:10am On Mar 26
angelEmade:
LIKE THE POSTER ABOVE ME LOL
MAN CANNOT CUM IN PEACE AGAIN??
WELL..SOME OF US NEVER DO DICK...WE ARE COOL
DEM SLAY QUEENS GO SUFFER TAYA
no go suck wetin person dn infect,c ur life
Re: Kenyan President Uhuru Bans Sex For 6 Months To Prevent Coronavirus Spread by angelEmade(f): 8:44am On Mar 26
angelEmade:
LIKE THE POSTER ABOVE ME LOL
MAN CANNOT CUM IN PEACE AGAIN??
WELL..SOME OF US NEVER DO DICK...WE ARE COOL
DEM SLAY QUEENS GO SUFFER TAYA
seriously i wonder why people are quoting me. it's just an harmless opinion. aiish this is why i stopped dropping comments a while ago
Re: Kenyan President Uhuru Bans Sex For 6 Months To Prevent Coronavirus Spread by chinex104(m): 9:04am On Mar 26
Hmm ....
Sex nd virus, hw do they relate


Mr. President, it seems dat u've been misled
Re: Kenyan President Uhuru Bans Sex For 6 Months To Prevent Coronavirus Spread by Geofavor(m): 9:06am On Mar 26
angelEmade:

wow. i dont even reply people cux i hardly use that email. If i replied anyone, let that person quote me. I wasnt gonna reply you but then...you've made some serious accusations. As for the link i recently placed it there cux i work part time as a programmer there. Mind you, m studying too.
And mr....reporter why should any lady user her real profile picture on a platform like this filled to the brim with annoying guys like you? About the profile picture, you can check again!
You accepted the compliments guys gave you and claimed filters enhanced the looks too. Now that I've exposed you, you're saying no real lady uses her real picture here.

God will punish you if you scam anyone here. Just have that in mind. Nuff said.

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