That was when I was gay, but now I'm straight.

To be deleted.

Modified: Deleted after some hours.

Boxer007, what do you have to say? Should I go back to being gay?

seems peeps who sell e-books here tow a particular path or would I say follow a particular trend

jeff1607:
seems peeps who sell e-books here tow a particular path or would I say follow a particular trend

No, I set the trend, they follow. That sounds cocky, but it's true. I'm always honest.

Turn back to gay, bro

Oluwasaeon:
Turn back to gay, bro

Let Boxer007 approve it first.

Oluwasaeon:
Turn back to gay, bro

Who ask you

Extra info for my abusers in case they arrive to abuse me soon.

When you're jobless like me, but you keep receiving money every month without doing anything, what should you be called?

1. Arrogant
2. Scammer
3. Idîot
4. Smart
5. Bad guy
6. Lucky

The correct answer will go home with a cool gift.

Mr. Foolbuster, I know you're on suspension, but when you regain your freedom, come here to drop your savage abuse and get some likes and shares to feel good about yourself.

I'm one of those who always like your negative comments about me. I love liking negative comments about me because it makes the commenter feel good as if his/her opinion matters and it keeps them hooked to come back in subsequent post to drop more bomb and get more likes. It's additive.

Their joy is just the likes and shares they get. This is what Mark Zuckerberg is using to keep people addicted on his platform — social validation with the help of likes, love, and share.

MadeInChezen2, drop your bomb let's read, laugh, share, and like.

Since I don't have a job and never will, I have so much free time to goof around as usual.

This ilegendd get time sha. Probably they've ban ur account and u now find solace in posting this ur controversial post with this alternative account.

I've always been thinking u r Gay cos the kind of notice me posts u make here reeks of such and i'm very sure u are still Gay!

Millenniumlady:
Who ask you

You this girl

How people reduce self to nothing. You mean a man would bend or lie or stoop, in fact position himself for another man to climb and be digging a fellow man's anus like a Ridge in oil we'll. It's alright.

anonym0us:
you were gay? Nigga you are still gay but a poor gay who eats junk and show off unkept, crackers biscuits chest and dirty pants on net

Eyaa, I'm so hurt.

#Smile.

MrSly:
How people reduce self to nothing. You mean a man would bend or lie or stoop, in fact position himself for another man to climb and be digging a fellow man's anus like a Ridge in oil we'll. It's alright.

#Smile.

AccessME:
This ilegendd get time sha. Probably they've ban ur account and u now find solace in posting this ur controversial post with this alternative account.

I've always been thinking u r Gay cos the kind of notice me posts u make here reeks of such and i'm very sure u are still Gay!

#Lol.

That notice me fetches me more money than hiding just to appear mature and cool. Three minutes ago, I just transfered 110k to someone to use and buy things in this coro period.

The money is from notice me. On the Internet, notice = more sales.

Invisible = no sale (except someone is representing you).

See, if you master my kind of notice me, you won't be poor, but most people are too self-conscious or introverted to do crazy, but legal things online that will fetch them money.

They hate being talked down on or being made jest of, but they love making jest of others. As long as the humor is not on them, they are happy. They love being safe and job slaves, but they abuse those who put themselves out there to earn a living.

They only use the Internet for 4 things:

1. Porn
2. Social media chat/abuse/news
3. Sending job applications
4. More porn/movies

Luckily, I use it differently. People who hate on me are those who don't use the Internet the way I use it or they use it as I do, but it's not working for them, so they resort to jealousy and abuse.

Just for fun, I end up tormenting them by showing so they can read, cry, abuse, and drink sniper in silence. Lol. People who are better than me don't even bother abusing me. Have you seen Séun abuse me?

These same abusers still bombard me with messages to teach them this and that. If I don't reply, the come back to abuse me the more. I'm used to it. #JustForFun.

#Smile.

jeff1607:
seems peeps who sell e-books here tow a particular path or would I say follow a particular trend

I agree with you. They all seem stupid

0KNM:
I agree with you. They all seem stupid

You're right.

To be great, you must seem stupid and immature at some point in your life with the decisions you make.

To he a mediocre, you must always seem perfect and mature.

The reason most Nigerians can't be great is because they are afraid to look stupid or seem immature — they operate based on public opinion and family judgement.

For someone like me, I do as I want and if there is something to regret about my action later in life, I accept blames and responsibilities and use my past a lesson — to write a book and educate people why they shouldn't make the mistakes I made or why those silly things helped me in life to be ahead.

No loss — all gain. My stupidity today will be bought and read by millions in the future. So, it's not really stupidity, but being different from the rest.

When you're different and you do things your way, surely, they'll laugh at you because you act like a possessed alien, but you're not.

MrSly:
How people reduce self to nothing. You mean a man would bend or lie or stoop, in fact position himself for another man to climb and be digging a fellow man's anus like a Ridge in oil we'll. It's alright.

they are posses by demons

iClef:
That was when I was gay, but now I'm straight.

To be deleted.

Ilegend!!!! Fine boy

Jewessgratitudd:


Ilegend!!!! Fine boy

What if I'm twins like my dad? (Though, the second one fell from nurse's hand after birth and died).

Clout chasing kids

RussianKGB:
Clout chasing kids

At least, spell like an adult by ending your sentence or statement with a period.

All these depressed adults that refused to learn and improve themselves. Always roaming Nairaland looking for threads by kids to comment on.

lefulefu:

I say make I pepper them small sha. Make I pretend to be gay today.

bullseeettt

iClef:


I say make I pepper them small sha. Make I pretend to be gay today.

ur threads are so hilarious .see that dude over dere critiszing u for being gay not knowing u being scarstic

lefulefu:
ur threads are so hilarious .see that dude over dere critiszing u for being gay not knowing u being scarstic

Dem go don open evening Church for my head dey pray make God no return me to gay again. I just dey laugh the guy.

iClef:


Dem go don open evening Church for my head dey pray make God no return me to gay again. I just dey laugh the guy.

How far
Wetin do ur other account
U chop ban

Froshloaded:

How far
Wetin do ur other account
U chop ban

I'll use it on the 1st of next month or I'll allow it to rest for now.

LilMissFavvy:
bullseeettt

You first of all posted the 3 emojis and after minutes of not getting a reply, you realized I mostly reply people with negative comments, so you added "bullsheeet" some minutes later and boom, it got my attention. Bad girl.

Anyway, how have you been? I hope you're safe and at home in this corona era? I don't want anything to happen to you.

Hmm, never knew anyone gives a hoot about how i am faring, thanks, yeah I am fine. You know I am hated deeply on this forum and I like it.

iClef:


You first of all posted the 3 emojis and after minutes of not getting a reply, you realized I mostly reply people with negative comments, so you added "bullsheeet" some minutes later and boom, it got my attention. Bad girl.

Anyway, how have you been? I hope you're safe and at home in this corona era? I don't want anything to happen to you.