1daboi:
I tire o,
I kiss my girl, you order me out of your car. Only sex starved, cave men will do that

izzou:


I'm not na

I work closely with pope191. I'm a saint

eherbal:
I hate doing this,but records must be set straight. I'm way ahead of you son.who's the idiot now? This is my dash cam,let's see yours. You're just empty thru and thru.

searchng4love:

I am really surprised... seems we have a great number of Talibans in here

ofime123:
My people today is Friday now omo enu mi to gbe oo( my mouth is dry oo) is this how we will continue sitting at home? Since Monday. Me that I don't like spending money without making money. Am getting tired oo

izzou:


I dey read am once once

Make we no derail. I go tell you later

izzou:


I dey read am once once

Make we no derail. I go tell you later

Eizenburg:


Derail better than all the e-beef of he past couple of days.

izzou:


Brotherly

Maybe the absence of trips and the staying at home cause am

How your end? Stay safe sir

izzou:


Depends on where he stays..

He can download Tinder or Badoo and make a choice from the comfort of his home.

Corona dey. Make him play safe

Or better still, he should make sure both him and the olosho sanitize their hands and their working tools before they start

Eizenburg:


Left my house today after 28 days isolation. See as road free. Went to Apapa, it was a breeze

Apapa?

This is serious

1daboi:
lol @working tool

Na working tool na

izzou:


Apapa?

This is serious

pharod:
Izzou abeg derail the thread. Local man is tired of all this back and forth. Maybe that one will be more interesting than reading stuff from those keyboard warriors.

Did anyone try that Uber rental package for new cars?

Eizenburg:


I’m telling you. It’s a trip I’ve been putting off since mid January. Figured this is as good a time as I might ever get. Of course the usual Tankers still dey road, it was still free

pharod:
Izzou [b]abeg derail the [/b]thread. Local man is tired of all this back and forth. Maybe that one will be more interesting than reading stuff from those keyboard warriors.

izzou:




Did anyone try that Uber rental package for new cars?

Eizenburg:


They didn’t get back to me

peacefulhome:



Izou did you see what am reading?

Make we no derail

I go mention you somewhere

Eizenburg:
Dem never close airport??

Eizenburg:


Left my house today after 28 days isolation. See as road free. Went to Apapa, it was a breeze

izzou:


I think say na only International dem shut

pharod:
Izzou abeg derail the thread. Local man is tired of all this back and forth. Maybe that one will be more interesting than reading stuff from those keyboard warriors.

BAZ001:


Both local and international
Arik will be d last this evening and dts all till further notice

The Lagos State House of Assembly has passed into law a bill empowering security agencies to arrest people who flout directives aimed at stopping the spread of Coronavirus pandemic in the state.

Part of the bill recommended that those who flout the coronavirus lockdown directive be jailed for a month or fined N100,000, The PUNCH reports.

The Lagos lawmakers passed the bill at their sitting on Thursday.

The bill, titled ‘A Law to Combat and Stop the Spread of Corona Virus Pandemic in Lagos State and for Connected Purposes’, has 25 sections.

The bill also empowered Governor Babajide Sanwo-Olu to spend at least N20 billion to combat the pandemic in Lagos State.

The Speaker, Rt. Hon. Mudashiru Obasa, directed the Clerk of the House, Mr. Azeez Sanni, to prioritise sending a clean copy of the passed bill to Sanwo-Olu for his assent.

It read, “The Bill empowers the Governor to incur the Kick-off expenditure sum of N20 billion to combat and stop the spread of the Coronavirus pandemic.

“The Governor in combating the Coronavirus pandemic shall declare a state of emergency in the State to protect the people of the State from the pandemic.

“The Bill calls for a Trust Fund named Coronavirus Pandemic Trust Fund with a board to manage this, but supervised by the Executive. The Trust fund shall consist of funds and material donations from individuals, private and public organizations.

“As from the commencement of this law, only essential services such as food supply, pharmacy, shops, water supply, petrol filling Stations and other relevant agencies shall be in full operations unless the Governor declares otherwise.

“All security agencies in the state including the Lagos State Neighbourhood Safety Corps Agency shall effectively ensure that policy directives of the Governor babajide sanwolu

 

BREAKING: Coronavirus lockdown offenders face jail term as Lagos Assembly passes new law

“Where there is a violation of a close down or stay at home order, security Agencies shall have the power to arrest without warrant and may detain any person who violates the close down or stay at home order for at least 48 hours.

“Where the arrested person is found guilty, the person is liable to a fine of N100,000.00 or one month imprisonment or three months Community service.”

Lagos, which is considered as the epicentre of coronavirus in Nigeria, has a total of 32 confirmed cases as of 05.45pm on Thursday

Breaking: Lagos State House of Asembly passes the bill to combat and Stop the Spread of the Coronavirus Pandemic in Lagos State and For Connected Purpose into law.

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LagosHouseOfAssembly@lshaofficial

Where there is a violation of a close down or stay at home order, security Agencies shall have power to arrest without warrant and may detain any person who violates the close down or stay at home order for at least forty-eight (48) hours.


LagosHouseOfAssembly@lshaofficial

Where the arrested person is found guilty, the person is liable to a fine of one Hundred Thousand Nara fine (N100,000.00) or one (1) month imprisonment or three (3) months Community service.

Gentlelife50:
This thread still boiling, let me go back inside.

ornicus:

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Duru9:
I beg I need car for weekly remittance in Abuja

My partner just collected my car from me because I told him this virus is affecting my work
I begged him to reduce money he said no

izzou:


But there is no stay at home order yet?

Abi....

izzou:


Depends on where he stays..

He can download Tinder or Badoo and make a choice from the comfort of his home.

Corona dey. Make him play safe

Or better still, he should make sure both him and the olosho sanitize their hands and their working tools before they start