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Re: She Came, Cooked, We Drank, and Did This When Her BF Called [Picture] by Nobody: 8:30pm On Mar 27, 2020
lefulefu:
the one that makes me laugh is the ones dat do night calls.someone will be talking to a girl from 9 am to 5am denying himself of precious sleep cos of toto grin.
I just pity most men. When women come to me, they tell me EVERYTHING about these nice guys and we laugh at them together as they call them funny names, how they buy them things anyhow, and how they don't even love these caring cute, rich, but needy guys.

All they complain about is, "They are too needy, protective, desperate, and they don't know how to f*ck."
Re: She Came, Cooked, We Drank, and Did This When Her BF Called [Picture] by Nobody: 8:33pm On Mar 27, 2020
Ginaz:
That’s one hell of a religious article!!! but I’m thinking this sort of article would take people to hell though. Such an irony.
It's for married men and women. It doesn't take people to hell, but helps marriages last. Most men are one minute men and their women are cheating on them behind their back, but with the book, a minute man will never waste money on drugs again and he can last 7+ hours if he wants.

The marriage will last longer when the man is great in bed.

God hates divorce and this book helps in keeping marriages alive.
Re: She Came, Cooked, We Drank, and Did This When Her BF Called [Picture] by Gwagone: 8:33pm On Mar 27, 2020
iClef:
I'm not Igbo, Hausa, or Yoruba.
No wonder undecided
I fear who no fear you
Re: She Came, Cooked, We Drank, and Did This When Her BF Called [Picture] by Ginaz(f): 8:39pm On Mar 27, 2020
iClef:
It's for married men and women. It doesn't take people to hell, but helps marriages last. Most men are one minute men and their women are cheating on them behind their back, but with the book, a minute man will never waste money on drugs again and he can last 7+ hours if he wants.

The marriage will last longer when the man is great in bed.

God hates divorce and this book helps in keeping marriages alive.
All your clients who bought the book were married? grin it’s all right then.
Re: She Came, Cooked, We Drank, and Did This When Her BF Called [Picture] by Nobody: 8:47pm On Mar 27, 2020
Ginaz:
All your clients who bought the book were married? grin it’s all right then.
Not all are married, but all come to give testimonies after reading and practicing.

I told my buyers anyone who reads this book, Lasticle, and practice, but it doesn't work, he should come back for his money. After all the hundreds of people who have bought, no single person has EVER come back to ask for his money back. They come back to shower praises and say, "Boss, you are a genius — you saved my life."

When they tell me I saved their lives or marriages, I feel touched and tell them I didn't save their lives, but they saved their lives by getting the book. Not everyone can spare 10k for a 300+ page PDF book. Or even send 10k to an unknown Nigerian like me — at this age of fraud and scam.

Re: She Came, Cooked, We Drank, and Did This When Her BF Called [Picture] by Mrtooknowitall2: 8:56pm On Mar 27, 2020
iClef:
I'm not Igbo, Hausa, or Yoruba.
You are from Akwa ibom .....
Re: She Came, Cooked, We Drank, and Did This When Her BF Called [Picture] by Nobody: 8:58pm On Mar 27, 2020
Mrtooknowitall2:
You are from Akwa ibom .....
No.
Re: She Came, Cooked, We Drank, and Did This When Her BF Called [Picture] by mungoparks: 9:04pm On Mar 27, 2020
I am seeing 2 cables connected to your gas ⛽️ cooker I hope it’s not what am thinking
Re: She Came, Cooked, We Drank, and Did This When Her BF Called [Picture] by DaudaTheSexyGuy(m): 9:05pm On Mar 27, 2020
iClef:
Not just that. Her ass was huge. While in the kitchen cooking on her dirty jean, I teased her ass and told her she has been eating big d!ck and lots of dirty things and that's why her ass is so BIG. We laughed and it was all fun. Too many dirty things, but I won't say them. It was fun throughout because I was a little tipsy as I wait for soup to get ready.

Tomorrow she's coming with her university room mate, the prettier one. I just pray something doesn't happen or I pray they don't bring covik one nine when coming.

No sex — just gist and eat. Her nice guy / caring boyfriend can wait — girls want bad boys, not clingy and desperate nice guys. Those of us that know how to f*ck like a beast, but financially stingy are the types they want. A man who is stubborn, naughty, unpredictable, hard to manipulate, and crazy in bed. #Smile.

Show you the girl? That is invasion of privacy — her boyfriend won't like it.
Make sure you bang her the next time she comes cheesy
Re: She Came, Cooked, We Drank, and Did This When Her BF Called [Picture] by Nobody: 9:08pm On Mar 27, 2020
mungoparks:
I am seeing 2 cables connected to your gas ⛽️ cooker I hope it’s not what am thinking
That is an electric stove.
Re: She Came, Cooked, We Drank, and Did This When Her BF Called [Picture] by Nobody: 9:10pm On Mar 27, 2020
DaudaTheSexyGuy:
Make sure you bang her the next time she comes cheesy
Not that kind of guy. I love starving women of sex until they cry and beg. My d!ck is not cheap or free.
Re: She Came, Cooked, We Drank, and Did This When Her BF Called [Picture] by Nobody: 9:28pm On Mar 27, 2020
Anotii:
The guy has a degree in womanizing, hide ya woman o
1. Womanizer = a man who uses money to lure women to bed.
2. Player = a man who uses any means to get a women to bed and move to the next.
3. Good-bad guy = a guy who doesn't care about sex or women, but he gets them if he wants without spending a dime.

I'm number 3, so don't be afraid. I'm not a womanizer or a player. I only expose the things happening behind the scene to enlighten dumb nice guys to stop being desperate, pushy, needy, and clingy towards the one they love. They should give women space and learn to be a good-bad guy.
Re: She Came, Cooked, We Drank, and Did This When Her BF Called [Picture] by mank1234(m): 9:34pm On Mar 27, 2020
Iclef must be ilegend
Re: She Came, Cooked, We Drank, and Did This When Her BF Called [Picture] by dnawah(m): 9:35pm On Mar 27, 2020
iClef:
She came, cooked, we partied indoors, drank, and ate food, talked dirty as her boyfriend keeps calling and calling. Yes, no sex — just friends. Virgin till marriage.
if that guy die of heart attack,his blood will be on your head.the massage is simple,"am with a richer guy"
Re: She Came, Cooked, We Drank, and Did This When Her BF Called [Picture] by Nobody: 9:50pm On Mar 27, 2020
dnawah:
if that guy die of heart attack,his blood will be on your head.the massage is simple,"am with a richer guy"
It's not about rich, it's about freedom and not being needy. The less you care, the more a woman wants you, but the more you care, the less she wants you.

For someone like me who doesn't care at all at all no matter how intelligent, rich, endowed, tall, etc. a woman is, I get them faster than rich and desperate people or nice and desperate people.

When it comes to character and faithfulness, I do care. You nag, I cut you off. You call too much, I cut you off — gimme some space. You demand for money like a gold digger, I caught you off. No time for nonsense.

The less nonsense I tolerate without being 100% mean, the faster they come. Women want a man, not a pushover sissy.
Re: She Came, Cooked, We Drank, and Did This When Her BF Called [Picture] by HMarshal(m): 10:06pm On Mar 27, 2020
lefulefu:
thats why i rarely call girls on phone.they are the ones who call me or send me text cheesy
Yea right
Re: She Came, Cooked, We Drank, and Did This When Her BF Called [Picture] by CoronaVirusPros: 10:20pm On Mar 27, 2020
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dukeprince50:
Sharap, u that will call a girl just to hear her beathing
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Re: She Came, Cooked, We Drank, and Did This When Her BF Called [Picture] by Nobody: 11:04pm On Mar 27, 2020
This has illegend handwriting all over it.. If u aren't him u're surely a disciple.
Re: She Came, Cooked, We Drank, and Did This When Her BF Called [Picture] by Exodora: 11:50pm On Mar 27, 2020
I am the only who thinks that op does not have nonsense at all.
Tell me what exactly are we supposed to do with the pix now.
Do you really have to tell us that you screwed someone's girl , somebody else where probably may be screwing yours too at the same if you don't know know it now.
So stop feel funky for ordinary screwing of water water p$$y .
Re: She Came, Cooked, We Drank, and Did This When Her BF Called [Picture] by Exodora: 11:52pm On Mar 27, 2020
Am i the only who thinks that op does not have nonsense at all.
Tell me what exactly are we supposed to do with the pix now.
Do you really have to tell us that you screwed someone's girl , somebody else where probably may be screwing yours too at the same if you don't know know it now.
So stop feel funky for ordinary screwing of water water p$$y .
Re: She Came, Cooked, We Drank, and Did This When Her BF Called [Picture] by gulfer: 12:03am On Mar 28, 2020
With that big bowl of garri, she must be a very hungry one angry angry angry
Re: She Came, Cooked, We Drank, and Did This When Her BF Called [Picture] by franchasng: 12:03am On Mar 28, 2020
Being a single guy de sweet small sha, you will just be carrying different chicks without remorse or feeling bad.....come be like make we return back to Champions League, but no, we are now playing for Chinese league before small boys go break person leg for pitch grin grin




Single guys reading, enjoy enough oh.....make sure you carry different chicks - big bouncing buttocks, flat ass, strong bombom, soft one, yellow skin, dark, chocolate, virgins, bad chicks, church girls, pretenders, etc so that when u marry, u will just be smiling and shaking your head as you remember the crimes you committed with peoples' daughters cheesy cheesy


Cc: lefulefu, Omar03, emmaodet, healthserv, ubunja
Re: She Came, Cooked, We Drank, and Did This When Her BF Called [Picture] by maya007: 12:04am On Mar 28, 2020
See the 250 slippers sef
Re: She Came, Cooked, We Drank, and Did This When Her BF Called [Picture] by franchasng: 12:05am On Mar 28, 2020
iClef:
It's not about rich, it's about freedom and not being needy. The less you care, the more a woman wants you, but the more you care, the less she wants you.

For someone like me who doesn't care at all at all no matter how intelligent, rich, endowed, tall, etc. a woman is, I get them faster than rich and desperate people or nice and desperate people.

When it comes to character and faithfulness, I do care. You nag, I cut you off. You call too much, I cut you off — gimme some space. You demand for money like a gold digger, I caught you off. No time for nonsense.

The less nonsense I tolerate without being 100% mean, the faster they come. Women want a man, not a pushover sissy.
True but such attitude can only come from a guy who has experienced so many ladies and have seen it all, and most probably he is financially settled and relaxed grin
Re: She Came, Cooked, We Drank, and Did This When Her BF Called [Picture] by Nobody: 12:12am On Mar 28, 2020
franchasng:
Being a single guy de sweet small sha, you will just be carrying different chicks without remorse or feeling bad.....come be like make we return back to Champions League, but no, we are now playing for Chinese league before small boys go break person leg for pitch grin grin




Single guys reading, enjoy enough oh.....make sure you carry different chicks - big bouncing buttocks, flat ass, strong bombom, soft one, yellow skin, dark, chocolate, virgins, bad chicks, church girls, pretenders, etc so that when u marry, u will just be smiling and shaking your head as you remember the crimes you committed with peoples' daughters cheesy cheesy


Cc: lefulefu, Omar03, emmaodet, healthserv, ubunja
iyam telling u..and u will be having girls fighting for ur attention and cooking for u because they know u not attached cheesy and u dont owe anyone any explanation.u can come home the time u like and watch the tv channel u want to watch witouth any one hovering over u and nagging u to turn it to telemondo and u can sleep and have peace of mind without u bothering urself weda ur girlfriend is cheating .singleness can be bliss most times cheesy.i can talk to any girl i want to talk to or snap a pic with any chick without anyone breating down my throat and asking whose dat girl cheesy.
Re: She Came, Cooked, We Drank, and Did This When Her BF Called [Picture] by franchasng: 12:13am On Mar 28, 2020
iClef:
Not just that. Her ass was huge. While in the kitchen cooking on her dirty jean, I teased her ass and told her she has been eating big d!ck and lots of dirty things and that's why her ass is so BIG. We laughed and it was all fun. Too many dirty things, but I won't say them. It was fun throughout because I was a little tipsy as I wait for soup to get ready.

Tomorrow she's coming with her university room mate, the prettier one. I just pray something doesn't happen or I pray they don't bring covik one nine when coming.

No sex — just gist and eat. Her nice guy / caring boyfriend can wait — girls want bad boys, not clingy and desperate nice guys. Those of us that know how to f*ck like a beast, but financially stingy are the types they want. A man who is stubborn, naughty, unpredictable, hard to manipulate, and crazy in bed. #Smile.

Show you the girl? That is invasion of privacy — her boyfriend won't like it.
grin grin grin grin laugh wan tear my belly cheesy cheesy
Re: She Came, Cooked, We Drank, and Did This When Her BF Called [Picture] by franchasng: 12:15am On Mar 28, 2020
lefulefu:
iyam telling u..and u will be having girls fighting for ur attention and cooking for u because they know u not attached cheesy and u dont owe anyone any explanation.u can come home the time u like and watch the tv channel u want to watch witouth any one hovering over u and nagging u to turn it to telemondo and u can sleep and have peace of mind without u bothering urself weda ur girlfriend is cheating .singleness can be bliss most times cheesy.i can talk to any girl i want to talk to or snap a pic with any chick without anyone breating down my throat and asking whose dat girl cheesy.
I thank God for sending my wife my way that made me finally settled down, if not eh, maybe na covik-9090 on top big ukwu for retire me las las grin grin
Re: She Came, Cooked, We Drank, and Did This When Her BF Called [Picture] by Nobody: 12:17am On Mar 28, 2020
franchasng:
I thank God for sending my wife my way that made me finally settled down, if not eh, maybe na covik-9090 on top big ukwu for retire me las las grin grin
grin grin grin grin
Re: She Came, Cooked, We Drank, and Did This When Her BF Called [Picture] by franchasng: 12:20am On Mar 28, 2020
lefulefu:
grin grin grin grin
My brother that thing can deceive man eh, as you de sleep na so you go de hear different ring tones for your head, i just reflected yesterday, and I couldn't hold the laughter lol shocked shocked grin grin
Re: She Came, Cooked, We Drank, and Did This When Her BF Called [Picture] by Yungmil: 12:23am On Mar 28, 2020
Forming bad guy!!!! Simple instruction self isolate undecided u will not hear
Re: She Came, Cooked, We Drank, and Did This When Her BF Called [Picture] by Nobody: 12:26am On Mar 28, 2020
franchasng:
My brother that thing can deceive man eh, as you de sleep na so you go de hear different ring tones for your head, i just reflected yesterday, and I couldn't hold the laughter lol shocked shocked grin grin
aghh u no lie cheesy
Re: She Came, Cooked, We Drank, and Did This When Her BF Called [Picture] by franchasng: 12:34am On Mar 28, 2020
lefulefu:
aghh u no lie cheesy
any man weh bombom no kill go grow old cry cry
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