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Re: I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband. His Joystick Is Too Big – Wife Tells Court by Skyfaze001: 5:03pm On Mar 31, 2020
What some girls out there is crying for.. this life sha .

Re: I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband. His Joystick Is Too Big – Wife Tells Court by rirri828: 5:04pm On Mar 31, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QeDhuUEDo4

what some of us are looking for..lol
Re: I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband. His Joystick Is Too Big – Wife Tells Court by deltateam: 5:05pm On Mar 31, 2020
Iyiataata92:

She's complaining of the size of the dick and also complaining of being snubbed when craving for the same mighty dick. And also not knowing how to use it.
She's confused

She's not confused.

What shes saying is that he doesn't listen to her to teach him how to make her enjoy it.
He's a wam bam. Tanx ma man.

Having a big d1ck without knowing how to use it is like having a Bazooka in war with zero knowledge. You can even BOMB your armoury with it or fencing perimeter or even comrades.

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Re: I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband. His Joystick Is Too Big – Wife Tells Court by awo4reality2009: 5:06pm On Mar 31, 2020
Her complaint is contradictory. She complained that her husband is ignoring her on sex whenever she needed it and she also complained of pains when having sex with him. She didn't own up why she wants to divorce her. I guess she has gotten another man.
Re: I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband. His Joystick Is Too Big – Wife Tells Court by franchasng: 5:06pm On Mar 31, 2020
I thought women don't like sex and don't enjoy sex according to Nairaland ladies

Someone correct me undecided

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Re: I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband. His Joystick Is Too Big – Wife Tells Court by Abagworo(m): 5:07pm On Mar 31, 2020
One woman's meat is another woman's poison.
Re: I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband. His Joystick Is Too Big – Wife Tells Court by Rejoice5000(f): 5:08pm On Mar 31, 2020
Franzinni:
Too big ? I am confused ...


But a child's head can pass there now!!!

Yes once in 9months.

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Re: I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband. His Joystick Is Too Big – Wife Tells Court by Smif(m): 5:09pm On Mar 31, 2020
Wat is joystick? Who is a kid or saint in godforsaken world? Abeg call it by its real name u hypocrites
Re: I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband. His Joystick Is Too Big – Wife Tells Court by Pinkyposh(f): 5:09pm On Mar 31, 2020
Iyiataata92:
Woman and complain na 5&6. You dick is small, they complain its too small. Your dick is big, they complain its too big. You cum quick, they call you 40 seconds man. You last longer, they accuse you of using drug. You do this, no. You do that, no.

What do they really want?

Did you mention everything being moderate?

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Re: I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband. His Joystick Is Too Big – Wife Tells Court by abbey621(m): 5:10pm On Mar 31, 2020
deltateam:


She's not confused.

What shes saying is that he doesn't listen to her to teach him how to make her enjoy it.
He's a wam bam. Tanx ma man.

Having a big d1ck without knowing how to use it is like having a Bazooka in war with zero knowledge. You can even BOMB your armoury with it or fencing or even comrades.


Abegi....The woman is looking for excuses, big dick, don't know how to use it, he avoids her on the bed and he also beats her. HABA.....Let me tell you something, they have deeper issues than just anatomy, in my experiences with women, if they love you, they'll make up any excuse to defend you and if they hate you, they'll make up any excuse to FINISH you grin grin grin

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Re: I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband. His Joystick Is Too Big – Wife Tells Court by chino11(m): 5:10pm On Mar 31, 2020
Abagworo:
One woman's meat is another woman's poison.


With that your small dick, are you sure you can ever impregnate a woman. No wonder you are are not married at your old age

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Re: I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband. His Joystick Is Too Big – Wife Tells Court by deltateam: 5:11pm On Mar 31, 2020
Ghostmode2two:


When you clean your ear with a cotton bud, is it the cotton bud or the ear that enjoy it? That is exactly how sex is the kpekus enjoy more than the dick

That's not a good comparison. The ear is a living organ while cotton bud is a non living object.


Go back to MRNIGERD to study characterics of living things.
Re: I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband. His Joystick Is Too Big – Wife Tells Court by Isoduwa(m): 5:13pm On Mar 31, 2020
This na the same problem Aisha get with Buhari

Too big but don't know how to use it
Re: I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband. His Joystick Is Too Big – Wife Tells Court by Joystark(f): 5:14pm On Mar 31, 2020
Guestlander:


You have said it all.

Lol...
I didn't say a word.
Re: I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband. His Joystick Is Too Big – Wife Tells Court by stormborn28(m): 5:14pm On Mar 31, 2020
Joystark:
Lol...
I won't say a word. grin



kerry57: 4:33pm
Woman and dick wahala. If big, na problem, small na still problem. I dey always tell guys that u cant satisfy a woman, u just try to be happy with urself. U cant never fill the vagina of any woman with sperm except u want to die on top. Stay safe.
Re: I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband. His Joystick Is Too Big – Wife Tells Court by deltateam: 5:15pm On Mar 31, 2020
abbey621:


Abegi....The woman is looking for excuses, big dick, don't know how to use it, he avoids her on the bed and he also beats her. HABA.....Let me tell you something, they have deeper issues than just anatomy, in my experiences with women, if they love you, they'll make up any excuse to defend you and if they hate you, they'll make up any excuse to FINISH you grin grin grin

I think money is another aspect which she may not have mentioned but which I believe to be another reason.

He doesn't provide enough for her and still beats her on top.

My people say you can't be poor and still be a witch at the same time.

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Re: I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband. His Joystick Is Too Big – Wife Tells Court by marshmonii: 5:16pm On Mar 31, 2020
Iyiataata92:
Woman and complain na 5&6. You dick is small, they complain its too small. Your dick is big, they complain its too big. You cum quick, they call you 40 seconds man. You last longer, they accuse you of using drug. You do this, no. You do that, no.

What do they really want?
Abeg help me ask them ooo
Re: I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband. His Joystick Is Too Big – Wife Tells Court by OdefaGirl(f): 5:16pm On Mar 31, 2020
Iyiataata92:
Woman and complain na 5&6. You dick is small, they complain its too small. Your dick is big, they complain its too big. You cum quick, they call you 40 seconds man. You last longer, they accuse you of using drug. You do this, no. You do that, no.

What do they really want?


grin grin grin
Re: I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband. His Joystick Is Too Big – Wife Tells Court by Lessel: 5:18pm On Mar 31, 2020
Iyiataata92:
Woman and complain na 5&6. You dick is small, they complain its too small. Your dick is big, they complain its too big. You cum quick, they call you 40 seconds man. You last longer, they accuse you of using drug. You do this, no. You do that, no.

What do they really want?
Chaai your head dey there!
Re: I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband. His Joystick Is Too Big – Wife Tells Court by stormborn28(m): 5:20pm On Mar 31, 2020
Rejoice5000:
Yes once in 9months.
hmmmmmmm.....another dimension to it.... This will require a professional study

Re: I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband. His Joystick Is Too Big – Wife Tells Court by Slimdaddy2: 5:21pm On Mar 31, 2020
She no see am before marriage
Re: I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband. His Joystick Is Too Big – Wife Tells Court by abbey621(m): 5:22pm On Mar 31, 2020
deltateam:


I think money is another aspect which she may not have mentioned but which I believe to be another reason.

He doesn't provide enough for her and still beats her on top.

My people say you can't be poor and still be a witch at the same time.

He might not even lay a hand on her, when women are fed up with you, they'll usually result to allegations of domestic violence or adultery. You're right tho, 3 children and she wants 25k to take care of them monthly, definitely they were having financial issues.

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Re: I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband. His Joystick Is Too Big – Wife Tells Court by LegalOpinion: 5:22pm On Mar 31, 2020
I knew this kind of news can only come from PM News.
Re: I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband. His Joystick Is Too Big – Wife Tells Court by Adgideon(m): 5:22pm On Mar 31, 2020
Iyiataata92:
Woman and complain na 5&6. You dick is small, they complain its too small. Your dick is big, they complain its too big. You cum quick, they call you 40 seconds man. You last longer, they accuse you of using drug. You do this, no. You do that, no.

What do they really want?
my brother the matter tire me
Re: I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband. His Joystick Is Too Big – Wife Tells Court by Ishilove: 5:24pm On Mar 31, 2020
ornicus:


lets see you put your down below where your mouth is
that didn't come out right cheesy lipsrsealed
LMAO! That came out all perverted cheesy
Re: I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband. His Joystick Is Too Big – Wife Tells Court by edoairways: 5:24pm On Mar 31, 2020
igbokwenu90:
cheesy
Is your posted pix Photoshop?
Re: I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband. His Joystick Is Too Big – Wife Tells Court by Hassan88(m): 5:24pm On Mar 31, 2020
Semperty:
na the process them take conceive you o, shey you know

Na my Fault?

I will soon sue them for that

Dem con go born me for Nigeria grin
Re: I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband. His Joystick Is Too Big – Wife Tells Court by baiaon(m): 5:26pm On Mar 31, 2020
abbey621:


Abegi....The woman is looking for excuses, big dick, don't know how to use it, he avoids her on the bed and he also beats her. HABA.....Let me tell you something, they have deeper issues than just anatomy, in my experiences with women, if they love you, they'll make up any excuse to defend you and if they hate you, they'll make up any excuse to FINISH you grin grin grin
I like perceptive guys like you

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Re: I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband. His Joystick Is Too Big – Wife Tells Court by highbee02: 5:26pm On Mar 31, 2020
Franzinni:
but I thought the bigger the better .. This is news to me o ...



No, the longer the better
Re: I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband. His Joystick Is Too Big – Wife Tells Court by OgogoroNo2: 5:28pm On Mar 31, 2020
What does women really want from men?
Re: I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband. His Joystick Is Too Big – Wife Tells Court by Nobody: 5:28pm On Mar 31, 2020
Hassan88:


Na my Fault?

I will soon sue them for that

Dem con go born me for Nigeria grin
as in ehn. Me sef suppose sue my parents too grin
This cursed nation
Re: I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband. His Joystick Is Too Big – Wife Tells Court by Noel19: 5:29pm On Mar 31, 2020
arinze198:


Source: https://pmexpressng.com/i-dont-enjoy-sex-with-my-husband-housewife-cries/

The dick is too big but you had 3 children with the same dick. Your husband doesn't satisfy you in bed but You also complained that he snubs you whenever you make a move.


Just say your husband is broke and you've found another man that spends on you.

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