don't know whether to laugh or to cry,this was actually given to a whole community,here in Ogun state,owo-eba in mowe to be precise.

Lol, ask the government the cost of that thing called palliative sent to you, you will hear million if not billion.

hehehhe this is better than what they shared during elections now. atleast you have variety.
eat the beans in the morning, rice in the afternoon. Then garri at night so that when you are dreaming you will find yourself in the middle of a cassava farm sweating profusely

APC go kill Nigerians we they wait for YAHAYA BELLO own

Thank God they did not leave you with sacrifice like N20 note, cooked yam, boiled egg, and palm oil sprinkled on it.
Naija thing is always looking ancestral or appealing to ancestors.

CodeTemplar:
Thank God they did not leave you with sacrifice like N20 note, cooked yam, boiled egg, and palm oil sprinkled on it.
Naija thing is always looking ancestral or appealing to ancestors.

You wicked walahi

jesu!! ...the gods cannot accept this sacrifice...where's the chief priest??

Herdsmen:



You wicked walahi

For a herdsman like you to call somebody wicked, man...that person must be legendarily wicked o.

But the palliative comical now. OP too just snapped and posted it with black nylon they brought them like that.

pls

10BabyApple:
hehehhe this is better than what they shared during elections now. atleast you have variety.
eat the beans in the morning, rice in the afternoon. Then garri at night so that when you are dreaming you will find yourself in the middle of a cassava farm sweating profusely

pls
that's for a whole community of about 100 houses!!!!
is this even enough for a whole family??not to talk to a community

No facemask inside, no sanitizers, no protein, no correct item, just our normal fire brigade palliative.

This coronavirus lockdown is just a scam...

Some people are already making money from it...

Hez143:
don't know whether to laugh or to cry,this was actually given to a whole community,here in Ogun state,owo-eba in mowe to be precise.

You said don't know either to cry or laugh... I'll suggest you start crying because these your goverment just take you as ani...

[quote author=CodeTemplar post=88150418

But the palliative comical now. OP too just snapped and posted it with black nylon they brought them like that. [/quote]

Na as e take arrangement am burst me me come picture the #20 on top..

CodeTemplar:
For a herdsman like you to call somebody wicked, man...that person must be legendarily wicked o.

But the palliative comical now. OP too just snapped and posted it with black nylon they brought them like that.

baba mi,what would I have done??
it's for clarity purpose,make them no say I dey lie ontop them nii!!��

Hez143:
pls pls
that's for a whole community of about 100 houses!!!!
is this even enough for a whole family??not to talk to a community

my point is people got worse and still voted them in talkless of now that they aren't even campaigning.

I don't blame the people sharing the mediocre gifts I blame the people. How on earth will that things sustain a family

CodeTemplar:
Thank God they did not leave you with sacrifice like N20 note, cooked yam, boiled egg, and palm oil sprinkled on it.
Naija thing is always looking ancestral or appealing to ancestors.

wow very savage,

It's either you are a lady or you as a man learnt this mocking skill from a lady.

I see rice there.

I see beans, and tinned tomatoes. The only missing item is MEAT.

In an emergency situation like the one unfolding now, Nigerians can rest assured that as long as the walls of their houses are graced with numerous sunbathing Agama red-headed lizards, they will NEVER be short of meat to add to their Ogun State Government Stew.

But on a second thought, no greedy man with money will run and go to fight for this kind of package. Well thought of. This one fit those Ogun people too.

Jakumo:
I see rice there.

I see beans, and tinned tomatoes. The only missing item is MEAT.

In an emergency situation like the one unfolding now, Nigerians can rest assured that as long as the walls of their houses are graced with numerous sunbathing Agama red-headed lizards, they will NEVER be short of meat to add to their Ogun State Government Stew.

In Japan or Nigeria? We don't eat lizard, Chicken does and we then eat the chicken. Get your humour right.

CodeTemplar:
But on a second thought, no greedy man with money will run and go to fight for this kind of package. Well thought of. This one fit those Ogun people too.

Chai This one FIT dem ha ha ha.

Na so my broda.

If dem give hungry pipo too mush food, na from there yanga go start because everybody know say na only man-pikin when don shop corret ting belle-full, go fiti get pawa to find trouble witi gofment.

In short, my people for Obodo Ogun State, our Siyaman Code Templar don talk am say make una chop cake, if unu know say na hungry dey worry una.

For who no hear unifasty grammar, Oga Templar say make Ogun State pipo just close eye and MANAGE dat portable Corona dividend when gofment don give dem, so dat village yanga, togeda witi so-so too-know, nogo spoil market for dem.

You should have been given one wrap of eba n ofe nsala like Ikpeazu maybe then you will be thanking your God by now.

Hez143:
don't know whether to laugh or to cry,this was actually given to a whole community,here in Ogun state,owo-eba in mowe to be precise.

CodeTemplar:


In Japan or Nigeria? We don't eat lizard, Chicken does and we then eat the chicken. Get your humour right.

If dem cook Agama lizard for Chinese restaurant and say make you come shop am, you go finish am come begin dey ask for anoda one to shop join.

Na wa o which kind package be this. No oil the concotion rice won't be sweet ...no groundnut are they going to chew the garri.....APC govt need to kill this their poverty mindset....sebi customs is thier why not get presidential directive to buy up sieze material at auction price.

uruba23:
Na wa o which kind package be this. No oil the concotion rice won't be sweet ...no groundnut are they going to chew the garri.....APC govt need to kill this their poverty mindset....sebi customs is thier why not get presidential directive to buy up sieze material at auction price.

If you complain too mush, dem go arrest you throway for Elewe Eran police HQ near you there.

If you no like the Corona Dividend when gofment dash you, kukuma send am to me make I test am whether the ting sweet or no sweet.

Jakumo:


If dem cook Agama lizard for Chinese restaurant and say make you come shop am, you go finish am come begin dey ask for anoda one to shop join.

Na who de go Chinese restaurant that one dey do. I dey area dey use chicken battle noodles. And e make sense die.

Jakumo:


Chai This one FIT dem ha ha ha.

Na so my broda.

If dem give hungry pipo too mush food, na from there yanga go start because everybody know say na only man-pikin when don shop corret ting belle-full, go fiti get pawa to find trouble witi gofment.

In short, my people for Obodo Ogun State, our Siyaman Code Templar don talk am say make una chop cake, if unu know say na hungry dey worry una.

For who no hear unifasty grammar, Oga Templar say make Ogun State pipo just close eye and MANAGE dat portable Corona dividend when gofment don give dem, so dat village yanga, togeda witi so-so too-know, nogo spoil market for dem.

Kpoko for a whole cyber area fada like u.

Jakumo:


If you complain too mush, dem go arrest you throway for Elewe Eran police HQ near you there.

If you no like the Corona Dividend when gofment dash you, kukuma send am to me make I test am whether the ting sweet or no sweet.

So because you are hungry you want to eat your birth right so you think i am afraid ba ,abi na me go throw them enter guard room...because i am leaving President Buhari to run his government don't let me reveal i am the boy that once lived at the Presidential villa in Dodan barrack.Stupid Corona dividend can the governor drink garri without sugar how much more the children who are the victims of this pallatives.

CodeTemplar:
Na who de go Chinese restaurant that one dey do. I dey area dey use chicken battle noodles. And e make sense die.

I nogo talk lie o. Me I nor dey take eye see Agama lizard for my house, because if I vess and pick my catapult like dis eh, wahala don come be dat.

Any stranger when come my house, go see say ALL Agama lizard when dey dat area, don dey for DEEP quarantine, even BEFORE Corona matter start.

Who no know go know. Na codisho make crayfis ben.

tufiakwa
afonja ajoka
that's why they are always envy of we the people of God from the East

Hez143:
don't know whether to laugh or to cry,this was actually given to a whole community,here in Ogun state,owo-eba in mowe to be precise.

You getting these doesn't mean everyone got these. In my own community this is what we were given house by house

Lol � state of “opon-imo”

Is Aragbesola still in power in Osun state ..

oh I forgot they rigged the elections to put his ward there

Just collect am like that nd add your own anyhow make e take reach. Na for survival no be luxury or comfort, just to weather out these two weeks.

No government can afford to feed its citizens. The ones on social media yes they are true and free but mostly with conditions attached like being handicapped/insurances /elderly/homeless .e.t.c
And not to be insensitive but naija is not U.K/U.S/Canada so fvking wake up and get back to the reality on ground.

If you don't manage and disobey the curfews don't blame anybody for the outcome! Yes its hard and hunger and wht not but it ain't anyones fault... it is wht it is.

Na where God want you to be.
When it blows off educate and empower yourselves to be in better places financially and to be able to elect better leaders and to also better orient your kids on how selfishness and moral corruption is a never for them and just maybe in the future pandemics to come our situation might be better.