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iSlayer2:
No mind that guy he's a liar.

I went to 5 primary schools, two secondary schools and believe me, I can recite all 6 schools anthem word for words no mistake.
If I tell you something now, ask me 10 yrs later, I will repeat them word for word.
I can tell you a story today which is all lies and fiction, ask me 10yrs later, I will tell you in the same manner and other I did 10yrs ago.

anyilala12335:
My daughter of 5yrs old does chew her eba, her mother and I, have done all a parent could do to stop her but to no success...so we've let her be....os really annoying

Please let her be... after all chewing food aids healthy digestion.

SpecialAgent:
I have this sales dude that helps at our shop, he always counts money several times before putting on record. Sometimes, when he is going home, he will lock the shop, stand in front for a few minutes, then try pulling the doors to make sure they are looked. Then again, after like 30 minutes he will still come back again, pull the doors to make sure they are locked. Then go home.
When I saw it d first time, I though he was casing d location. had to ask his family, they said, d dude has trust issues, so he repeats stuff several times to make sure no mistake on his part


I like how meticulous he is though

That's so Me.... Sometimes when I'm going to work if I get to the junction I still take the pain of coming back home to check if I locked my door...lolzzz

One very weird thing about me is that I love walking by the veryyyyyyy edge of the road.

DaInferno:
you ever seen her since then?

nah. Till will graduated nothing happened anymore. But the guy was pretty messed up. Had to go for deliverance. Imagine eating a dead person food and I believed they slept together. Pretty shit happening out there. Stay safe

humblemikel:
I meet this seamstress who will eat and leave dirty plates and pots in her shop for almost 2 months without washing them, I wanted to learn small work from her but after what I saw consistently, I left the learning halfway cause I was highly irritated beyond human understanding.
I just can't stand dirty environment or people.

Personally, I'm wired in such a way that I can't sleep without a heavy blanket covering me from head to toe
I feel very comfortable to sleep when I'm sweating under the blanket, but can't sleep under AC or Fan as my both nostrils will be blocked with catarrh.
Again, I always sweat in my palms and toes notwithstanding the weather.
Mum always feels I'm abnormal. Lol

I'm an extreme introverted and melancholic personality
I just love my own company to a fault
I can stay indoor for 2 weeks and feels absolutely no disconnection from the world.
That's why I feel so indifferent about this lockdown except that my business is suffering it.

I am an introvert too. I enjoy my own company and never bored while alone.

I know someone who's palms and feet sweat profusely.he is always with handkerchief, and rag to put his feet.

mygreenday:
body image? at what age?
he was very conscious of it till he left the school. 6 years. no worry guys will understand this better

A friend of mine back in the boarding had a small dikk, he was mocked of it in his first few days in the school. Till he left in ss3, nobody see am baff again. So new students who later joined always consider him weird.

LarryBee1k:
I'm the dude. I'll shake my padlock three times to make sure I lock it well. When I'm leaving a place; after packing my load very well, I'll start looking around for what I may forget and then I'll ask my host what did I forget.

It may not be trust issue. Its following up, an instinct I discovered in my university days.

Lol if I'm going on a journey I take 3 days to pack.... whatever I remember I just throw inside my bag

dontali:
Have this friend of mine that whenever we had an issue she always remove her WhatsApp profile pic and leave it blank. It really baffles me alot.

Haha, she doesn't remove it, she blocks u from seeing her profile pic. Its done in settings

Minemrys:
try watching interstellar or the prestige or adjustment bureau in 30mins. No one would tell u to calm down to finish the entire run. I kn0w the kinda films u guys are fast forwarding [all these no brain acti0n flicks], una never jam christopher n0lan films. Brother, if u get MB, try download Inception directd by Christopher n0lan [dnt read the plot b4 watching the m0vie pls]

Inception is a mad movie. Having a dream inside another dream inside another dream, and they will be controlling their thoughts. Mad movie. Na for the film, I saw an engineer that was hired to build houses and maze to be used in a dream.

PattyMike:
I don warn am say if my babe come visit make he no near my house cus me wey be guy sef dey trip for the eyes

I know 2 people, you will be talking with them and laughing loudly, the next second they are snoring.

One is male and the other is female.

Severally, I had caught the male one sleeping while standing.

One day my friend came to my shop, he told me that while taking a nap he saw a building collapse somwhere in Lagos. I asked him where so that we can at least warn them or tell somebody.... He said he didnt see to that extent.
3hrs later Synagogue building collapsed.

ephraim18:
I had a female neighbor during my school days this babe fine set... She would cook something on fire and left it travel from owerri to ph... But the food will not get burnt... She will still meet the food in gud condition...

Sometimes if she wan eat she will put 3 spoons of a food only her is eating... I think the girl was ogbanje

Ogbanje things. Some would divide their foods into 3 parts in the same plate.

Frankicent:
Mine is fucking weird. Sha don't quote me.

1: I can smell bloody. Especially when someone is bleeding or when a woman is on period. As long as blood is around I will know. For ladies The moment she get closer to me. I'll know and just pretend like nothing happened.

2: I never forget a smell. If a person I know stay at a particular place and left. The moment i get to that place. I'll know it was Guy A or Lady B

3: Some ladies natural body smell turns me on... Lol no Jokes. So ladies has the pleasant natural body odour. Not fool odour biko.. I don't know how to explain it sha.

4: I sometimes admire a lady from the way she smells. Especially her hair.. Am tall bout 6" 4.. If Girl A get close to me and her hair or body odour is bad... I go just dislike her straight, if she smells good..

5: I sometimes don't sleep at night.. Except I force my self or get High..

6: Sometimes a flash of image will come to my head. And that thought or imagination will come to pass that day or the following day.. I don't know if that what they call dejavu.

For instance now.. It kind like am seeing it happen. I might be walking , sitting or thinking. The next thing a thought or flash will come to my head.

Like " This Guy A will ask you these question, just flow with him, because he want to test you" or Guy B will give you some cash just ask him"
" Or Lady A or Guy A has something bothering him or her, just ask."

Immediately the flash comes to my head am seeing it like it's happening in my front.. Am mostly filled with doubt.. Like play play e go happen.
The one that shock me the most is if i see something bad like broken bottle, stone etc.

Or i intentionally left one of my properties outside.. Like cloth, shoe.. The moment my spirit ask me to pick it up, throw it or do this.. Like I said am mostly filled with doubt. if I disobey na my head go carry am oo. Either my footwear or Shirt will be stolen.

Maybe i saw a stone or nail. And this weird thought ask me to pick it up and throw it far away. Sometimes laziness or doubt.. " Nothing go happen jawe" i will just walk away.

That same day or the next day I will mistakenly match that nail or kick the stone...

7: Have once felt someone tap me twice at night..


Tap one was around 2am: The voice called my name and ask me to be watch.. Immediately, I stood up like Lazarus. Not quite long, i saw a cat pass through my neighbor room, walked in straight into my room. The cat looked around like it was looking for something. It couldn't find what it was looking for and left through my room wall.

Tap 2: Was around that same day . About 4-5am same hard tap. It got me angry. I thought it was my friend.. As guy I just said " Guy abeg stop I no like"


The moment i heard my name immediatly, i woke I notice I was the only one in my room..

My heart rate increase. Almost had an heart attack that night. If not for that same weird voice that told me to be calm.. And I should just be awake. With fear I said OK.. Immediately, that same cat walked in through my wall , looked again and walked out through my neighbor room.. I was encourage to pray and sleep that nothing will happen to me.. Throughout that night I slept with one eye open.. I prayed to God that I don't want to experience such including this Tap again. I'm glad my prayer was answered.

The most amazing part of this cat experience. I was as if I was dreaming. Funny enough, no light.. Like I could see clearly in the dark... Lol.

When I remember others I'll update my list.

Maybe you were a dog in your past life

heskeyw:
Inception is a mad movie. Having a dream inside another dream inside another dream, and they will be controlling their thoughts. Mad movie. Na for the film, I saw an engineer that was hired to build houses and maze to be used in a dream.

lol, that m0vie crazy. Make i see the weirdo wey go watch Incepti0n in 15 mins. As in them no born d pers0n well, ni? Every time i go back to watching that film or any film directd by christopher n0lan, i get new things fr0m every scene.

PattyMike:
It's pretty common with Caucasians(whites). Sometimes they pupils change color based on emotion. Some when angry the pupils will dilate and change from colbat blue to sky blue. Some from sky blue to light green, that is torquise green. Some Nigerians( I didn't believe this before) have different eye color though not common, one naija guy i met on facebook had grey eyes. I didn't believe until we met because of that eyes, omo see as I dey shuk shuk finger for the guy eyeball thinking its contact lens. Then another guy in my street actually has Hazel eyes, like a mixture of green and grey. I don warn am say if my babe come visit make he no near my house cus me wey be guy sef dey trip for the eyes.

PattyMike:
My own weird scary experience was when i was in 100L second semester at Ibadan then. We stayed off campus and moved to alaro then, opposite poly Ibadan cus we wanted to sample poly gals, UI babes forming too much and their eyes don open pass us then lol. Myself and my roommate, we actually went to the same secondary school, gained admission into the same university and lived together so we were much more like brothers. He was light, tall, maculine physic and I was well, just me haha, shorter, darker, more intelligent, good low beard and a little above average in looks so he always got all the gals. But one secondary school girl then (we call them Ibile, meaning native) was 17 and we were both 19 then. They met earlier that day and he was telling me about how he missed his chance to get her contact when suddenly this same very girl was just walking towards us, I swear he didn't know where she lived or where she was coming from, they didn't even talk earlier. Omo my guy was crazed with joy especially cus he heard that the gal might still be in secondary school but her Puna has finished university and currently doing NYSC almost everyone had nacked the gal according to what we heard. She strolled with us that night till we reached our one room self con, two of them went inside while I was outside with my Arizona, after an hour they came out and we escorted her home. This started happening everyday, she would come, fcvk and go home, we would always escort her home. Sometimes I would be asleep and just be hearing moaning and bed bouncing, wetin dey happen? This people wan kill me with konji ni? But everytime they had sex, he would have a long mark on his arm, like someone flogged him. Sometimes it would bleed, sometimes it won't. Later she would come visit when my roommate wasn't around and try to seduce me, I always loved to nap after class so she would curl up with me and suck my nipple, twerking on my dcck, I go just close eyes pretend like say the sleep Don hook me down. I wanted to do the babe but we had an unwritten guys law, I don't fcck who he fccks or has previously fccked and he doesn't do the same with me.

Now the weird part, after a while the babe would complain that my friends doesn't love her and he has no idea the sacrifices she has made for him, when she was going home one night we were hungry, nothing Don enter mouth since morning, we were asking her to bring food from home or raw rice or whatever, she just kept telling us to relax that we would eat tonight and tomorrow morning too, ma worry, e ma jeun (don't worry you guys will eat) till she enter house. Out of anger we decided to go to a female friends house to steal food stuff, omo my roommate asked me to wait and bent down and picked something N890.00 (I will never forget) from the floor, Omo see joy, rush go buy bread and moi moi with pepsi (that N50 own), the next morning (6 to 6, aka beans and bread). Mehn we were scared that night, nobody sleep, everybody come dey fear Odun. The next day she came and her usual time and she told me she would stop coming that my friend is a "fool" and she has done her best for him, she said she was supposed to hurt him but that she cannot and she is being punished for it but I should warn him that somebody else will come, someone more ruthless and merciless than her and she won't be able to do anything about it. She made me promise to keep him from making any mistakes, that night I bought her a very ripe bunch of banana, she wondered how I knew what type to buy haha. That was the last time i saw her till today, me and my roommate went to her house after almost a week of not seeing her, the neighbors said nobody is living here by that name, we described her but they still said no. The worst part, one mama wey we dey always greet that sees her with us when we come to escort her, that one sef said she doesn't know anyone like that, doesn't even remember us.

We were shocked to the bones, she just disappeared, nobody recollects her and though we knew her for weeks but never one day attempted to take a photo of her we never even thought of it, these was blackberry days o and we bought had blackberries. She affected us at least positively in such little time and 7 years later when talk about her, my friend go say "Nah God go help man, this Johnny no go put us for trouble one day". I can't think of how many lives get ruined because of quick (especially) free pleasure.

Na good devil they send give that your friend

Peppermintflav:
The universe is tryimg to tell u something. Browse the time on google you will get answers.
Mine was 4:19 sometimes i would just wake up @night and look at my time it would read 4:19, during the day if i just check my watch it would be 4:19 i started being concious of the time.... i browsed it and it had something to do with change. The universe was trying to paas a message to me. Not long after that a major change happened in my life. I relocated and got a job.

Am also trying 2 decode why the number (014) kips appearing in my life..
1. My waec reg no. ends with 014
2. My matric no. is 014
3. My atm card no. Ends with 014
and my date of birth is April 14...i don't know what it all means.

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Those are the weird
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Thanks

Anon9191:
Sounds like repressed trauma which plays out in his nightmares when the subconscious mind takes over. He may not even know he's been having nightmares or may not remember the dreams. Therapy might help.

Yes, it might be. But I remember vividly that 11yrs ago, we were quite helpless and later adopted to this weird event. lost contact with the dude though.

charmingfrank:
nah. Till will graduated nothing happened anymore. But the guy was pretty messed up. Had to go for deliverance. Imagine eating a dead person food and I believed they slept together. Pretty shit happening out there. Stay safe

E reach to go for deliverance

Stranger18:
Try to help yourself by checking your reality, hope you are not living with people who are making you unhappy that's why you are trying to make yourself feel happy by daydreaming excessively and deeply.

Hmmm, I don't think, although I'm very introverted and I don't relate with peeps dat much. I'm also easily bored, maybe that's why.

Thank u so much sir, u really have been so helpful

CooldudeX1:
Back in secondary school, I had a friend who likes hurting himself. One day l was with him and he said he wanted to feel pains, the next thing he did shocked me. He picked up a piece of glass on the floor and cut himself on in his right hand. Another day he was ironing his cloth and decided to burn himself with the hot iron. The scar was on his hand till we graduated. The guy is late now, may his soul rest in peace. Miss you G Dogg.

This is most likely Congenital Insensitivity to Pain (HSAN IV)

CoronaHealer:
are u emotionally stiff also?, like u don't show emotions but deep inside u are soft, accomodating, always wanting to help, loving? etc

can you and charlielivboi stop describing me, it's not funny anymore.

Ps I'd like to know you guys

Canberra55:
Baba your own case deserve Grammy awards ooo plus Nobel Prize. A whole season? Haba bros cammdan na. No be primary 1 we de na.

It's possible. I watched the whole of Money Heist season 4 in less than an hour. I didn't like that Tokyo and Rio because of their mumu love, plus I didn't really enjoy the Tokyo girl acting, so I do fast-forward any of their scenes and some other scenes that involves that Berlin's friend. In short, the season was now looking like bollywood movie. I do that to movies I don't find interesting or find predictable.

Maybe they were
fasting

DanWord:
I think there are three weird cases i know.
1. This guy ask the same questions every five minutes. Like martial scored yesterday. Me: yes. Then five minutes later. Did Martial sore yesterday. Omo we dey dodge the guy. But that guys is really intelligent, he is uniben medical school now.

2. Guy number 2. Always blinking his eyes non stop. I think that is an health condition.

3. In Nysc camp some hausa guys close to my bonk always keep there evening meal and would wake up by 3 am to eat. I could not believe my eyes. When we were getting ready for morning meditation this guys are eating egusi and eba from the previous day by 3am.

Akinsoladwayne:
Sorry are you in unilorin?

yess

Fescoblack:
My toes doesn’t touch the ground when my legs are on the ground . So wired

Med ooo

Peppermintflav:
Haha, she doesn't remove it, she blocks u from seeing her profile pic. Its done in settings

A friend of mine have her number and I always do check through his WhatsApp and it same thing, you can't tell me she block my friend too that doesn't know anything about it.

PrincessJr:
Perhaps, or she deletes your number at that point

A friend of mine have her number and I always do check through his WhatsApp and it same thing, you can't tell me she delete my friend number too that doesn't know anything about it.

Enyari:
Please do you know how I can download them for free?

You can download them the animes at chia-anime.me and the cartoons you will find in fztvseries.mobile under the cartoons section.

Angelinastto:
yess

I'm also in unilorin.
I sent you a PM already. Kindly do well by replying