Erediauwa:
Had an encounter with this pretty blind girl at Enerhen junction... The way she goes about helping her mom who's selling food by the roadside, you would think she's a general overseer...

I watched her from a distance and noticed something about her and it got my attention, she refused anyone who wants to help her out with what she was doing... From picking the plates to gathering the vegetables her mother use...

So, I decided to try her, I got to her mother's stand and ordered for a plate of starch and Banga soup, while the mother was at it, my full attention was on this young lady and this time she was busy transferring hot soup from a big pot to the thermacool cooler, I was shocked how she did that without any drop of soup touching the floor...

Then she did what surprised me and some people, her mom gave me the food I ordered and she walk to her mom with the aid of her stick and told her that she should reduce my portion because I was was not hungry and I only came there to verify if she was truly blind and she said all these with a smile on her face... Everyone burst into laughter at the busy Enerhen junction, I smiled, but I was shocked how she got that perfectly.

This lie is too heavy

missimelda01:
I have a friend whose phone is always on silence, we were roommate at a time and I found it really weird and annoying because she never picks my call once.. what if there was an emergency!! her stare is also scary... My friends tell me that alot.

Perhaps, she was always having lectures in the spirit realm....Perhaps.

This guy only shit once a week.

missimelda01:
I have a friend whose phone is always on silence, we were roommate at a time and I found it really weird and annoying because she never picks my call once.. what if there was an emergency!! her stare is also scary... My friends tell me that alot.

My brother that one normal somehow, I don't just like calls entering my phone I prefer to call and these happened for years but since I started biz, I can pick someone's phone that share same ringing tone with mine.

Erediauwa:
Had an encounter with this pretty blind girl at Enerhen junction... The way she goes about helping her mom who's selling food by the roadside, you would think she's a general overseer...

I watched her from a distance and noticed something about her and it got my attention, she refused anyone who wants to help her out with what she was doing... From picking the plates to gathering the vegetables her mother use...

So, I decided to try her, I got to her mother's stand and ordered for a plate of starch and Banga soup, while the mother was at it, my full attention was on this young lady and this time she was busy transferring hot soup from a big pot to the thermacool cooler, I was shocked how she did that without any drop of soup touching the floor...

Then she did what surprised me and some people, her mom gave me the food I ordered and she walk to her mom with the aid of her stick and told her that she should reduce my portion because I was was not hungry and I only came there to verify if she was truly blind and she said all these with a smile on her face... Everyone burst into laughter at the busy Enerhen junction, I smiled, but I was shocked how she got that perfectly.

Please do you have this blind lady number or address?

missimelda01:
I have a friend whose phone is always on silence, we were roommate at a time and I found it really weird and annoying because she never picks my call once.. what if there was an emergency!! her stare is also scary... My friends tell me that alot.

This is just me, that's for the putting my phone always on silent.

F

mamaafrik:
I had a guy in school then,he was sooo rough, he is not book neither did he know anything,he will only start reading for exam,whether calculation or reading one a day to exam,but he can grasp so fast and unbelievingly accurate and will pass more than una wey done dey read from the beginning of the semester.
He was the among the last 7 in academics things in class but is amongst the top 5 out of a class of 57 or so.

wow

I know a guy who will jokingly say a thing and it will surely come to pass.

I once shared a room with a mate who would fart and fart and fart until there was no air left for us to breathe.

Had an encounter with a little child.
She would always see you coming no matter how you hide or tiptoe Later heard she was a witch

Harllaby:
I had some crazy experience with my roommates during University days.
1. Their food is always undone, no matter the food be it beans, rice yam.
2. Some are like camel, they drink a sachet of water once in three days.

3. Their privk only get stronger when they are loaded with cash; meaning no money no hard privk.

4. They can finish #250 Agree bread with 30naira beans.
5. ...

At your number 3. Such people actually become very successful in life

nairalandbeast1:
Meeting a dead meat seller who supports a failure

And actually begs for money with other moniker

Nkan be

Stupid meat seller must join them

Den go tire to ban

Men wet fit open 200 email in 10 mins

AsawanaDgreat:
Tell me more about Abba Kyari

HE IS DEAD WHY?

dannyrhymes600:
i have a friend that will never read until a day before the exam. ( no exaggeration) dude can cram 20 - 25 pages perfectly within an hour.
first semester result came out and he had 3.98 out of 4.00 topping the class. I think he wasn't given 4.00 because of his staggering attendance. he also screams at unusual intervals.









I also have a friend back then who gets extremely aroused by seeing animals mounting each other. but he is over it now.

Was visiting one Olosho in Ketu. Like play like play she begin to dey fall in love.

I ignored her. Her next move surprised me.


One evening wey I come for her end, as I dey the bar dey sip my hero beer.

She come bring out engagement ring, knelt down And wanted to propose.

Guyz, I ran for my life, I was ridiculed in my area, had to move to my sister's house in Egbeda.

mamaafrik:
I had a guy in school then,he was sooo rough, he is not book neither did he know anything,he will only start reading for exam,whether calculation or reading one a day to exam,but he can grasp so fast and unbelievingly accurate and will pass more than una wey done dey read from the beginning of the semester.
He was the among the last 7 in academics things in class but is amongst the top 5 out of a class of 57 or so.

I know two guys like these.. Their brain na faya and them know... They are very unserious people.. But their brain na die!!

Makavelli25:
Had an encounter with a little child.

She would always see you coming no matter how you hide or tiptoe
Later heard she was a witch

LOL SHE HAS SHARP AUDITORY MEMBRANE I DO TOO. SHES NOT A WITCH SIR

Erediauwa:
Had an encounter with this pretty blind girl at Enerhen junction... The way she goes about helping her mom who's selling food by the roadside, you would think she's a general overseer...

I watched her from a distance and noticed something about her and it got my attention, she refused anyone who wants to help her out with what she was doing... From picking the plates to gathering the vegetables her mother use...

So, I decided to try her, I got to her mother's stand and ordered for a plate of starch and Banga soup, while the mother was at it, my full attention was on this young lady and this time she was busy transferring hot soup from a big pot to the thermacool cooler, I was shocked how she did that without any drop of soup touching the floor...

Then she did what surprised me and some people, her mom gave me the food I ordered and she walk to her mom with the aid of her stick and told her that she should reduce my portion because I was was not hungry and I only came there to verify if she was truly blind and she said all these with a smile on her face... Everyone burst into laughter at the busy Enerhen junction, I smiled, but I was shocked how she got that perfectly.

U na warri guy? I no know o

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Erediauwa:
Had an encounter with this pretty blind girl at Enerhen junction... The way she goes about helping her mom who's selling food by the roadside, you would think she's a general overseer...

I watched her from a distance and noticed something about her and it got my attention, she refused anyone who wants to help her out with what she was doing... From picking the plates to gathering the vegetables her mother use...

So, I decided to try her, I got to her mother's stand and ordered for a plate of starch and Banga soup, while the mother was at it, my full attention was on this young lady and this time she was busy transferring hot soup from a big pot to the thermacool cooler, I was shocked how she did that without any drop of soup touching the floor...

Then she did what surprised me and some people, her mom gave me the food I ordered and she walk to her mom with the aid of her stick and told her that she should reduce my portion because I was was not hungry and I only came there to verify if she was truly blind and she said all these with a smile on her face... Everyone burst into laughter at the busy Enerhen junction, I smiled, but I was shocked how she got that perfectly.

The way u narrate ur story is like u were actually waiting for the OP to start 1st.

mansakhalifa:


Heck! I thought Red was for rage and green= envy??

Now, that's weird.

Exactly, my man twas weird as Bleep. Till date, I haven't seen anything like dat. If the guy was abroad, I'm sure geneticians would keep him in a lab for research

I have a female friend. Anytime she's standing and gisting, her leg will curve like Alphabet U. Such marleable legs.

EzzyCarter:


When one sense gets impaired especially the sense of sight, the other senses become sharper. It's the body's natural way of ensuring survival. Visually impaired ppl usually have a stronger sense of smell, sharper ears and their sixth sense is sharper too that's how the girl was able to sense what you had on ur mind

that's how the girl was able to sense what you had on ur mind


I don't agree.. She is not the only blind person around.. So their is something special about her

missimelda01:
I have a friend whose phone is always on silence, we were roommate at a time and I found it really weird and annoying because she never picks my call once.. what if there was an emergency!! her stare is also scary... My friends tell me that alot.

I do this also till date. Right from my jamb days, my phone is always on silent. Everyone complains about it. The weird tin abt mine is I don't miss calls. I always pick up my phone at the right time. Even though the phone is in my pocket, I always reach out for it at the right time.

ArticleBeast:

I am a replica of that your friend. I watch a full season movie in 45 mins

you have extremely fast video player?

EzzyCarter:


Exactly, my man twas weird as Bleep. Till date, I haven't seen anything like dat. If the guy was abroad, I'm sure geneticians would keep him in a lab for research

You know how you say "you want see my red eyes?"

Your guy's gonna go "You... you want see my green eyes?"

Lol. Freaks abound, I tell you. That dude's probably one of them.