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Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by Stephenmoka4(m): 8:35pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
geoworldedu:It's a miraculous conception, the child was placed by God, two humans can't give birth to God (Jesus), spirit don't pee, urinating is a physical attribute of many earthly creatures. |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by Usorohtheman(m): 8:45pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
geoworldedu: Do you believe in Jesus Christ? |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by GodSaklek(m): 10:03pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
DominusPrime: Definitely u are waiting for Muslim to come and strike first, honestly Christians killed more people than Muslim,... Lol.. we learnt that Jesus is a gay while Mohammed is a pedophile,but we've forgave him because he repents and felt remorse for his several millennium crimes on eath in the past,apart from that,he has got a deserve punishment for his crime on earth, he was killed on several occasions and was casted into a lake of fire to suffer. .. Stephenmoka4 Usorohtheman Faithful4real princevinco HeavenlyHolines Askme2020 ThinkFreely Chosen1984 Priapus69 Kcgeology MuttleyLaff 2 Likes |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by Usorohtheman(m): 10:10pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
GodSaklek: Who was cast to a lake of fire? 1 Like |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by GodSaklek(m): 10:14pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
Usorohtheman: It was yahweh that cast yeoshua(Jesus) in the lake of fire in past world of homo erectus,in that world yahweh fathered 3 children (2 demi-gods and 1 demi-goddess) cherubim,Seraphim and waldis... , but rignt now yahweh is dead,I mean he's not currently exists. @ rtdCivilservant come and learn 1 Like |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by MuttleyLaff: 10:32pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
Stephenmoka4:I dont think the real Stephen Moka would agree with you on that. How can two humans possibly give birth to God? (i.e. Jesus) Please explain. Thank you. |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by Faithful4real(m): 10:39pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
Usorohtheman: Satan and his demons with his followers shall be cast in the lake of fire. This will happen after the final judgment the white throne judgment. |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by Stephenmoka4(m): 11:17pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
MuttleyLaff:typo error can't, I'll correct it 1 Like |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by aadoiza: 4:08am On Apr 21, 2020 |
MuttleyLaff:Wallahi, I meant no disrespect. And it's not that I believe the jabbering from the OP, but sometimes one has to play the When I see a thread like this one I approach it with as much levity as possible. In short, online stupidity does not get to me. 1 Like |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by Ek3mini: 4:48am On Apr 21, 2020 |
Well it wasn't God per say, it was the holy Spirit that inseminated Mary with "holy goo" under God's directive 3 Likes |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by Ek3mini: 4:51am On Apr 21, 2020 |
God created man in his own image, so why can't God pee like man? Stephenmoka4: 2 Likes |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by johnw47: 6:08am On Apr 21, 2020 |
geoworldedu: geoworldedu: geo-cato you are infatuated with peniis - dicck - cocck, and with touching and sucking them and it seems from the posts that many of your comrades - atheists and followers of false gods, are pillow biters also 2Timothy This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come. For men shall be blasphemers, unholy Romans Being filled with fornication, wickedness, haters of God Lev 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. Rom 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, Revelation And whoever was not found written in the Book of Life were thrown into the Lake of Fire |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by MuttleyLaff: 6:52am On Apr 21, 2020 |
Ek3mini:God is incorporeal Ek3mini. Penis is a physical and sexual organ. Peeing is disposal of body waste with a penis by earthly beings. Having penis or pee like a man has nothing sensibly to do with God. It's only a mischief maker being a tool that will entertain any thought like this. The image of God that man was created in, is talking about man taking after the spiritual character of God. It has nothing to do with any of man's physical nor his/her physiology. |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by princevinco(m): 7:18am On Apr 21, 2020 |
geoworldedu: Jobless fellow or a guy still in secondary school who lack the acumen as to reason well. It is your frustration that is pushing you to make these nonsense posts. Sorry, I can't be found arguing with you over a nonsense post. 1 Like |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by Stephenmoka4(m): 8:26am On Apr 21, 2020 |
Ek3mini:The word *Image* here means certain attribute here, i.e You have the image of your dad or Madison has the image of her mom. etc shows characteristics or features that looks like or comparable. Do God breath, do God sneeze/cough/get goosebumps when there is an allergy, Do God use the restroom. Those are a common earthly features that are made for survival. 1 Like |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 11:45am On Apr 21, 2020 |
princevinco:Hahaha, the intelligence of the thread is higher than you and now you are running away 1 Like |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 11:46am On Apr 21, 2020 |
Stephenmoka4:But God and his angels can eat the fruit of life abi? |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by Stephenmoka4(m): 1:48pm On Apr 21, 2020 |
geoworldedu:Is fruit of life a tangible entity |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by ThinkFreely: 1:55pm On Apr 21, 2020 |
This thread is getting me cracked 1 Like |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 2:07pm On Apr 21, 2020 |
Stephenmoka4:Yes, it was planted in the Garden of Eden, Adam was charged to take care of it but not to eat from it. |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by Stephenmoka4(m): 2:17pm On Apr 21, 2020 |
geoworldedu:I might be wrong but, pass me the Bible verse of God/Angels eating the fruit of life, I want to verify the entire chapter not just a line. |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by princevinco(m): 3:33pm On Apr 21, 2020 |
geoworldedu: The reason why I can't waste my time reacting to your childish mentality is that your posts are so childish and shows the level of your mental reasoning yet you regard your poor mental reasoning to mean intelligence. The book of Proverbs says 26:4 say, " Do not answer a fool according to his folly, Lest you also be like him". Proverbs 26:5 "Answer a fool according to his folly, Lest he be wise in his own eyes". |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 6:09pm On Apr 21, 2020 |
Stephenmoka4:Don't change ground. You said the tree of life is not tangible but I said it was planted in the garden of Eden. Now I will send you different references about the tree of life then you can make interpretation for yourself if it is tangible or not. Genesis 2:8-9 The Lord God planted a garden toward the east, in Eden; and there He placed the man whom He had formed. Out of the ground the Lord God caused to grow every tree that is pleasing to the sight and good for food; the tree of life also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. Genesis 3:22-24 Then the Lord God said, “Behold, the man has become like one of Us, knowing good and evil; and now, he might stretch out his hand, and take also from the tree of life, and eat, and live forever”— therefore the Lord God sent him out from the garden of Eden, to cultivate the ground from which he was taken. So He drove the man out; and at the east of the garden of Eden He stationed the cherubim and the flaming sword which turned every direction to guard the way to the tree of life. Revelation 22:1-2 Then he showed me a river of the water of life, clear as crystal, coming from the throne of God and of the Lamb, in the middle of its street. On either side of the river was the tree of life, bearing twelve kinds of fruit, yielding its fruit every month; and the leaves of the tree were for the healing of the nations. Revelation 2:7 Verse Concepts He who has an ear, let him hear what the Spirit says to the churches. To him who overcomes, I will grant to eat of the tree of life which is in the Paradise of God.’ |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by Stephenmoka4(m): 7:14pm On Apr 21, 2020 |
geoworldedu:Check properly, I asked if it's tangible |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 7:38pm On Apr 21, 2020 |
Stephenmoka4:And what have you finally come out with? Is it tangible or not? |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by Stephenmoka4(m): 8:36pm On Apr 21, 2020 |
geoworldedu:I can't say it's tangible. |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by MuttleyLaff: 11:07pm On Apr 21, 2020 |
geoworldedu: Stephenmoka4: geoworldedu: Stephenmoka4: geoworldedu: Stephenmoka4: geoworldedu: Stephenmoka4:It is obviously tangible, however, it's not of any use for the extra-terrestrial beings nor for what makes up the council in the Godhood. The TKGE's sole purpose is to be a tool in a test lab environment, while the Tree of life, however is an elixir of life for terestrial beings aka human beings and not for extra-terrestrial beings aka angelic hosts of heaven (e.g. cherubims, seraphims and/or whatnot) The Tree of Life, is seen in Apostle John's vision, the disciple whom Jesus love, at Revelation 22:2, as being present, but the TGKE is noticeably absent and not anymore have a mention. It has served it's purpose and is no longer necessary, hence the reason for its unmistakeable forever abstenteeism. God and His angels have no cause nor need to eat the fruit of the Tree of Life. This is something for humans, and its particularly for their well being and general wellness. Access to eating, off the Tree of Life, perpetuates the state or one's nature, so this is why, it is inadvisable to have access to the Tree of Life, if one already, is a human and particularly, a human being, in a fall from grace state and of course, with sin. |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by geoworldedu: 7:19am On Apr 22, 2020 |
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Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by MuttleyLaff: 7:57am On Apr 22, 2020 |
geoworldedu:[img]https://s0/images/MuttleyLaffsipsTea.gif[/img] From start to end all, in the Bible. You cant dispute anything in the "sermons", so your only option, is as usual, to be undecided, lol. This current side of life, is nothing but a rehearsal for eternity, lol. |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by Stephenmoka4(m): 12:00pm On Apr 22, 2020 |
MuttleyLaff:I didn't agree or disagree with that guy. |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by MuttleyLaff: 12:11pm On Apr 22, 2020 |
Stephenmoka4:I know you didn't agree or disagree with that guy. I loved how you cautiously rolled with him though, even when you obviously knew he was trying to use the entrapment technique on you, lol |
Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by Stephenmoka4(m): 5:20pm On Apr 22, 2020 |
MuttleyLaff:I know how some play, if you make any tiny mistake they won't let you correct yourself. |
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