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Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by OyinO: 8:21am On Apr 22, 2020
Biafrannuke:
who is this goblin from the zoo?

The Goblin said the truth. You're just shinning and crying like a trashed dog. Your southeast leaders stink of corruption and deprivation of your biafra land.
Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by Yarimoooh: 8:27am On Apr 22, 2020
Na wao! who we offend? Our dead leaders dey here dey plan how dem wan ration severance package just like the dey ration power. God go purnish anybody wey dey support this government
Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by OyinO: 8:27am On Apr 22, 2020
gotnel:
The consequence of the Canadians people actions is what they are actually reaping.
The problem with us here in Nigeria is that both the government and the people are problematic.
No miracle is happening in Canada.
People pay taxes as an when due. Government officials carried out their responsibility accordingly.
There are many reasons why their success stories is palatable.

Here in Nigeria, we are all cutting corners in every way.
Government officials are rogues.
The man on the street is a major rogues than the man in government.
Everything about us here is for cheating.
We are all to blame in this country.

I beg to differ! There is no place on earth where we don't have rouges. But when those in affairs do the right things, the street rogues will refrain from their bad ways. That's why Nigerian people go to those places with working governments and become the best people. The leaders are to blame! If you want to see a useless secondary school, first look for a useless principal. A system with bad leadership will surely instigate bad followership. Why are you locked down? Was it the street rogue or rogues on the street who asked you to stay indoors?

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Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by grandstar(m): 8:29am On Apr 22, 2020
salam8528:
don't let him deceive u he has paid 70% of DAT money as tax. canada govt is not stupid.

The money is tax free.

I doubt Canada has a personal income tax bracket higher than 45%.
Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by hilaryCU(m): 8:31am On Apr 22, 2020
daddytime:
Nice one.

Just stay safe and away from any potential mass shooting site.

Our people say beauty no dey complete.

Their Government dey people-oriented, but you fit just say make you stroll go supermarket to buy some grocery the next thing one kolo oyibo wey half done and medium-rare meat don chop part of him brain go just enter there begin shoot everybody for no just cause.

In fact ehn, e no get anywhere wey e be 10/10.

Las las na only God perfect.

With this lockdown I just wished I was in my village aswear.

Easy jeje life...wetin concern you concern coro

I was shocked to notice there were no mosquitoes in my village the last time I visited. I slept with the netless windows open.

Is Nigeria safer than Canada? How many mass shootings have you heard in Canada?
Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by Classickj(m): 8:33am On Apr 22, 2020
meetme01:

And those who pay tax in Nigeria were given......
A. Pallatives less than 5K
B. Pallatives more than 5K
C. Nothing
D. All of the above
Call a spade a spade. We are all in a ZOO.
Capital letter C
Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by OyinO: 8:33am On Apr 22, 2020
bezimo:
I can confirm I received mine in my akant today!! My country Canada govt is set to release that money each month to everyone that "qualify" from now till October..Come better country..una say no..that una like Buhari..Lol

But it wasn't every one that benefited oh..only those who made at least $5000 last year in income..and is not awoof money.. we would still pay back around $400 for every $2000 in tax next year..

It's far far way better. Stop saying this. We don't care what tax you're paying. Why not Nigeria give us big money and take back some as tax money so that we can enjoy the remaining percent no matter how small it is?
Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by Classickj(m): 8:35am On Apr 22, 2020
kikero:
Hmm

Canada's budget this year is $355 billion for 24 million people.

Nigeria's budget this year is $26 billion for 200 million people.

And you expect Nigeria to give palliative of N626000 naira per person or per family?

Nigeria is a mess, but we are not up to Canada's level. Vote for governments who would make us an industrial nation, then we can talk.

To all those people cursing Nigeria up-thread...yes, we have had corrupt governments. But there is no way our government can afford to give stimulus of N626,000 naira to everyone. Not on our budget,without taking even more mega loans.

Modified

Even giving 100million Nigerians N50000 each a month would involve spending the equivalent of our budget for the year in one month.($26 Billion)
baba we are not asking for 600k... 10k or 15k will go a long way
Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by maasoap(m): 8:36am On Apr 22, 2020
AccessME:
We are really suffering in this country embarassed embarassed embarassed

It will never be well with those still supporting this evil and wicked Nigeria leaders. cry

I'm surprised with the over 500 likes your curse attracted from the same people your curse was directed at. Who doesn't support leader or leaders in Nigeria, even you? Tell me any leader in Nigeria who is not wicked? May be they think you are referring to the present administration alone, may be they think you are referring to FG alone.

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Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by Classickj(m): 8:36am On Apr 22, 2020
seunayantokun:

What if you were there?
he wouldn't come back
Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by Nobody: 8:41am On Apr 22, 2020
Classickj:
baba we are not asking for 600k... 10k or 15k will go a long way

And at 10k for everyone per month, the budget would be depleted in a few months.
Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by Nobody: 8:45am On Apr 22, 2020
Righteousness89:
This world is not my home I'm just a passing through,
My treasures are laid up somewhere beyond the blue,
The angels beckon me from heaven's open door,
And I can't feel at home in this world anymore..

Oh lord you know I have no friend like you
If heaven's not my home then lord what will I do
The angels beckon me from heaven's open door
And I can't feel at home in this world anymore
if don't feel at home in this world anymore you sure know how to quicken your exit. You and your imaginary Lord and Angel. Did you hear their voice. Ewu..
Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by wizod(m): 8:46am On Apr 22, 2020
Righteousness89:
This world is not my home I'm just a passing through,
My treasures are laid up somewhere beyond the blue,
The angels beckon me from heaven's open door,
And I can't feel at home in this world anymore..

Oh lord you know I have no friend like you
If heaven's not my home then lord what will I do
The angels beckon me from heaven's open door
And I can't feel at home in this world anymore
somebody close to dis guy should keep eyes on him, who knows if he want to resort to suicide because dis song is for one who has determinied to leave dis earth by all means.
Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by Nobody: 8:46am On Apr 22, 2020
Ibuewuoffia:
if you don't feel at home in this world anymore you sure know how to quicken your exit. You and your imaginary Lord and Angel. Did you hear their voice. Ewu..
Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by Hades2016(m): 8:47am On Apr 22, 2020
daddytime:
Nice one.

Just stay safe and away from any potential mass shooting site.

Our people say beauty no dey complete.

Their Government dey people-oriented, but you fit just say make you stroll go supermarket to buy some grocery the next thing one kolo oyibo wey half done and medium-rare meat don chop part of him brain go just enter there begin shoot everybody for no just cause.

In fact ehn, e no get anywhere wey e be 10/10.

Las las na only God perfect.

With this lockdown I just wished I was in my village aswear.

Easy jeje life...wetin concern you concern coro

I was shocked to notice there were no mosquitoes in my village the last time I visited. I slept with the netless windows open.
poverty thinking... So because of the shootings we shouldn’t travel abroad bruh u need to take away that poverty thinking off your brain... Canada is far far better then dis shithole you call a country and moreover shootings don’t always happen in Canada... You’re the type that make people believe Nigeria is a good country but deep down you know Nigeria is a shithole nation just like your brain.. Tueh spit on your dull brain
Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by WriterX(m): 8:48am On Apr 22, 2020
Chuksyno:
Jim Reeves to his blessed memory
grin
Chuksyno:
Jim Reeves to his blessed memory

I have a whole album of his songs lolz some people think its crazy I play such but Jim was a man who saw life for what it was truly and for that I always enjoy his songs.

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Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by Hades2016(m): 8:49am On Apr 22, 2020
hilaryCU:


Is Nigeria safer than Canada? How many mass shootings have you heard in Canada?
that guy is an idiot and a foolish fellow... Poverty has taken over his brain
Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by wizod(m): 8:50am On Apr 22, 2020
helinues:
Nice one..

But how are we sure this payment is for a Nigerian, except if he/she has dual citizenship
having dual citizenship means dat he's a canadian citizen right? You dat is a Nigerian citizen what have you gain? And you're still happy to be called a nigerian. Indeed nigeria is a typical zoo
Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by Hades2016(m): 8:51am On Apr 22, 2020
Farki:


Is it Nigeria with Boko Haram, Bandits, Killer Herdsmen, ritualists, kidnappers and armed robbers you are comparing with Canada?
that guy is an idiot and that is how poor people talk
Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by Lordpeckxy(m): 8:52am On Apr 22, 2020
Nigerian Governments are swindlers, we can't benefit anything from them except we all swindle with them.
I don't blame them, how can you talk about a thing without knowing anything about that thing...
Who in the government seat that knows anything about poverty?
Eats 1 meserable meal a day? Has trekked 4 more than 7hours? Has slept under the fancinating music of mosquitoes and enjoy the heat provided by the force of nature.? They don't know that.! They don't know their citixens.! They don't know what we feel.!
.
.
This country has been mismanaged. I have ceased to be a patroit of this country, even if it calls i won't obey, I disagree to be a servant and follow in the foot step of my fathers, I have no love for this country, there is no hope, no strenght only suffering, the people who have ruled this country in the past has contributed to its downfall and its impoverishments, my mind is set, my heart is ready, if this country continues like this, the love will turn to hate, freedom will turn to war, chaos and death, peace will be lost, unity will be far gone, and it will be a gone country before anyone could realise that the worm eating this country has started even before 1960.
Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by SKINDOGGY: 8:52am On Apr 22, 2020
Righteousness89:
This world is not my home I'm just a passing through,
My treasures are laid up somewhere beyond the blue,
The angels beckon me from heaven's open door,
And I can't feel at home in this world anymore..

Oh lord you know I have no friend like you
If heaven's not my home then lord what will I do
The angels beckon me from heaven's open door
And I can't feel at home in this world anymore
when we go come chop burial rice grin
Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by wizod(m): 8:53am On Apr 22, 2020
softset:
$2600 is not a lot of money if you live in Canada.How long will it take you to spend that .

If you will no longer return to Nigeria because of that amount, I sympathize with your situation.
do you think he's handicapped or you think it is dis money dat was sustaining him?
Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by Naanlong01: 8:54am On Apr 22, 2020
Aidejay:
People should stop comparing Nigeria and Canada, Nigeria and Kenya, Nigeria and this Nigeria and that. Its just insulting, rather compare Nigeria and kuvuki land or any of the other fictitious countries.
Like Nigeria and Wakanda?

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Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by wizod(m): 8:58am On Apr 22, 2020
kikero:
Hmm

Canada's budget this year is $355 billion for 24 million people.

Nigeria's budget this year is $26 billion for 200 million people.

And you expect Nigeria to give palliative of N626000 naira per person or per family?

Nigeria is a mess, but we are not up to Canada's level. Vote for governments who would make us an industrial nation, then we can talk.

To all those people cursing Nigeria up-thread...yes, we have had corrupt governments. But there is no way our government can afford to give stimulus of N626,000 naira to everyone. Not on our budget,without taking even more mega loans.

Modified

Even giving 100million Nigerians N50000 each a month would involve spending the equivalent of our budget for the year in one month.($26 Billion)
since dat amount is too much, how much have they given as palliative?
Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by DEADALIVE: 8:59am On Apr 22, 2020
Austine1212:


SA tax systems work perfectly in all areas


Super rich are taxed more, employees earning less than R6500(N140 000)are not taxed
Thank you for the info....i was trying not to make it look too perfect because i did verify from my sources there and they told me how their system works.
Thank you one amongst us that reads and further investigation to help others...
Once again thanks for the insight.
Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by siromot(m): 9:10am On Apr 22, 2020
Keep enjoying your life now and try to remember this your post well.. When time comes when they are killing you, abusing you, And maltreating you there pls don't call on Nigeria government to come and evacuate you like those in South Africa then...

You are enjoying The wealth now when time comes pls prepare to enjoy the suffering alone also...

Shalom.
Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by juman(m): 9:12am On Apr 22, 2020
God bless canada.
Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by Phayie(m): 9:15am On Apr 22, 2020
Righteousness89:
This world is not my home I'm just a passing through,
My treasures are laid up somewhere beyond the blue,
The angels beckon me from heaven's open door,
And I can't feel at home in this world anymore..

Oh lord you know I have no friend like you
If heaven's not my home then lord what will I do
The angels beckon me from heaven's open door
And I can't feel at home in this world anymore


Bros stay away from sniper abeg
Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by UncleJJ(m): 9:21am On Apr 22, 2020
softset:
$2600 is not a lot of money if you live in Canada.How long will it take you to spend that .

If you will no longer return to Nigeria because of that amount, I sympathize with your situation.

grin
Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by equilogng: 9:28am On Apr 22, 2020
AccessME:
We are really suffering in this country embarassed embarassed embarassed

It will never be well with those still supporting this evil and wicked Nigeria leaders. cry

AMEN....

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