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SmellySperm:
I would have had if not that yeye Kano gal wey scam me,after paying for a room for one night stand,bi*ch never showed up

Bismark707:
2014

JasonJidenna:
#KATSINASEXCAPADE



...I had this angry look when I found out that i was posted to serve in Katsina.. I hated everything around me including the girl that printed the call-up letter out.

So I started planning on my long trip to the wilderness, where I was not known.. I got everything on my bucklist, from the white shoes to the waist bag.

The journey was never to be imagined as I joined some other CM's in the Benue Links 18 seaters bus crawling to Katsina.

Well, we got there at about 11:40pm (Nigeria Time) and I most confess, the camp was so beautiful, interlock, tall buildings, fascinating parade ground, street lights and spacious.


Meet some CM's there and the ritual of getting to know each other began... I was struggling to hijack a bed space at the boys hostel when one young lady tapped me to help her with her bucket of water, on her head, I did that with the speed of light just to concentrate on the bed I want to hijack from one Hausa boy.... But this lady said something that made me lose focus, she said and I quote;

"You're not nice at all" and walked away like a duck fowl... I got the bed space and I marked my territory by spreading my legs and mosquito net immediately.

I saw this lady again at the famous MAMI market, I wanted to let her know that, in Warri, "Furck up nor dey sawa" aggressively, but I remember that I am neither in Warri or Benue State... Surprisingly, she walked up to me where i was trying to negotiate the price of Alomo Bitters, and said;

"Wicked Corper, what's your name? I told her that she's sick, the she burst into laughter, and said i shouldn't mind her, she introduced herself to me, a very beautiful Yoruba girl..(Motun....)

We got to know each other when we walked down to the other end, then exchange numbers, I got back to my rugged lodge filled with womb shifters and she sent a text message for us to meet the next day evening....


We met at the camp clinic and every was extremely cold, she narrated how her boyfriend did blah blah blah blah blah to her, I was just there listen and sipping my wrapped Alomo Bitters to reduce the cold, then something happened.... She stood up and said i should help her dust her really nice ass, I wasted no time to carry out that assignment, then out of nowhere, she turned and gave me a kiss... As a sharp Warri boy, I had to do some routine check for a quiet place and I spotted one "Isolation centre" suitable for quickie, I dragged her there romantically and same time checking my waist bag for my original gold circle condom inside the wallet my pastor friend bought for me... I pinned this black busty beauty to the wall and pulled her white shorts down so quickly, then I fixed the condom, by this time, all she was whispering was "Jason, do you really want to do this"

I ignored those talks and kissed her passionately before inserting my dick in her already wet paradise... It was fast thrusting, and silent moaning until one useless camp doctor came out to urinate close to were we are having some good time.... I quickly pulled her white shorts up and tell her to run through the other way...

The doctor saw that i was not smiling, so he just said "good evening" and walked away.


We had sex four good times at the camp until they posted me to funtua were i met a Kogi Tigress.

Cc; Twoclans, Bismark707

Sammy07:
Yikpata in Kwara state??
I've not heard of that b4

Twoclans:
Nasooooo

No dulling

Twoclans:
Nasooooo

No dulling

JasonJidenna:
Break the record and share yours...

Bismark707:
a very lovely write up! You took one for the team!!

Animelover:
Nigerian men and sex!
**Spits**

PrettyBunny:
Funny tales everywhere..Lol..

I am currently serving in Plateau State and Mangu to be precise..

I dislike this place like hell!! I can't wait to go back home

Bismark707:
I don't believe it's nonsense, it's like an experience you had and decided to share it and get to read other people's experiences too.

PrettyBunny:
Funny tales everywhere..Lol..

I am currently serving in Plateau State and Mangu to be precise..

I dislike this place like hell!! I can't wait to go back home

ogechchukwu:
Your mates are thinking of how to make money and their future you here telling us on how you f,,,,k a girl..


If I where you Fada I will disown you..

Npower:
You are a hypocrite, didn't you see the title of the thread before clicking it?.
You that don't talk about fuc.k, I have seen how your future is made. Yesterday I saw you in a board meeting with Bill Gates and Jack Ma.

ekitimanalways:
Please how do black Americans look?

PrettyBunny:
Funny tales everywhere..Lol..
I am currently serving in Plateau State and Mangu to be precise..
I dislike this place like hell!! I can't wait to go back home

JasonJidenna:
To all the self righteous folks here dragging the Op like Tiger generator,

Calm your over seriousness and pretentious attitude down...

We are all facing tough times together, and it's good to unwind a little bit with by sharing some experience we once had.

It is by His Grace we're not consumed.

JasonJidenna:
You're a poet?

ibiba55:
It s the name of the camp... Its at EDU local government.

Nelsonnwagbo:
wow dear u are very close to me oh
Am in jos north
Where exactly in mangu are u serving ?

PrettyBunny:
Yes I am..Why did you ask?

lefulefu:

Bismark707:
I remember during service, served at kwara state(yikpata) this warri girl came to sit beside me during a football match between my platoon 3 and platoon 5, we got talking and she started gisting me how she can finish 5 bottles of beer, I just dey look am they nod my head.

We got close and started spending time together in camp, after camp she was posted far away from me but we planned to meet at Ilorin, o boy no be play o, this girl finished 5 bottles of star, while I took 3 bottles of legend, she was very nice and appreciative for the fact I took care of her, she suggested she pay for the room.

We beeped like crazy, non stop during the night and had occasional breaks to catch our breath, na then I respect warri girls, we lost contact, I was posted to irepodun LG, while I think she was posted to patigi, bleep a few corpers, but no one comes close to her, no disrespect I look like a black American and I have a likable personality so people generally likes me.

Next story is how I bleep a girl at college of education, Ilorin during my service year.

Share yours!!!

Leonard24:
How do black Americans look bro...I really can't find how it tallies with what you experienced in your service year..smh

Millenniumlady:
Y'all should leave him alone

Joystark:
See how all of them are writing long epistles.

Meaningful topic now, na only one line contribution person go dey see.

wiseone28:
Even npower with 30k get mouth?